Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Cartoon X-overs, Total Drama series, Minecraft, Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, and Ouran High School Host Club. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, Spawn of the Devil, CeruleanStarGlow, JerichosPhantom, Ms.MusicLover, SecretAngelFlower ou're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . nough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When gameboy was a brick. You did MASH to figure out your future Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things. Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Birth Months: (bold yours) JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: Here's something fun!! A: Hot Here's my name A: Hot N: Can kick the crap out of you G: Very outgoing E: Has gorgeous eyes L: Smile to die for Friends : Share their cookies with me. Friends : Will ask me what's wrong when I'm crying. Friends : Know a few things about me. Friends : Help me up when I trip and fall. Friends : Call me before they come over. Friends : Will eat at my place if I offer them something. Friends : Will buy me a soda if I'm out of money. Friends : Will hide me from the cops. Friends : Will bail me out of jail. Friends : Will share their umbrella with me if it's raining. Friends : Watch my house if I ever have to leave Friends : Walk away if I start doing something weird, like a one person flash mob. Friends : Know my bedtime. Friends : FADE You know you're obsessed with Transformers when: 1. You see an airplane or helicopter flying low and you text all your friends to warn them that the Decepticons are invading. 2. You see a yellow Camaro with black racing stripes, black GMC Topkick, emergency Hummer, or a red and blue semi and automatically go the opposite direction so you won't get caught in the crossfire. 3. You see two orange and green identical cars pass by and you cringe 'cuz you think it's Mudflap and Skids. 4. You see a silver Pontiac and start sniffling. 5. You see a black GMC Topkick and start sobbing. 6. Your friends refuse to give you back your Transformers movies that they borrowed 'cuz they think that you're crazy. 7. You threaten your friend's Twilight movies if she doesn't give you back your Transformers movies. 8. You point out to your mom how all the cars that you've passed look exactly like so-and-so from Transformers then proceed to tell her exactly which side they were on. 9. You refuse to go anywhere near a black and white cop car 'cuz you think it's Barricade. 10. You eye your stereo nervously 'cuz you don't know whether or not it's gonna transform and try to kill you. 11. You give your car the royal treatment for a month on the off chance that it'll turn into a 20-foot-robot and you don't want it to kill you. 12. You spend all your free time at Wal-Mart drooling over the stupid looking Bumblebee toy and wish that you had enough money to buy it. 13. You can't decide whether or not to save up your money for the new Pirates of the Caribbean film or the new Transformers movie when it comes out on DVD. 14. You look up every single Transformers show ever made to see if it has your favorite characters in it then watch it even if it doesn't. 15. You buy the Transformers: Animated TV Series off the internet and wait for it to come in 'cuz it's comin' in from Ireland. 16. You put your Transformers movie poster on the ceiling because there's absolutely NO room for it and it was too expensive to buy in the first place. 17. You refuse to see Transformers: Dark of the Moon because Ironhide dies in it but you still watch that part on the internet anyway then curse whoever wrote the script. If you like this then post it on your site. Thanks for reading and let me know what you think of it. List your favorite YouTubers in any order: 1. Stampylonghead 2. Markiplier 3. Lifesimmer 4. Skydoesminecraft 5. iBallisticSquid 6. Basherverse 7. Amy Lee 8. Bodil40 9. AshDubh 10. SubZeroExtabyte 1) 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night Me: Stampy, why are you waking me up it's the middle of the night. Stampy:... But it's morning Me: Oh, then it's really dark in here. 2) 4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow Me: Mark, why would you want to marry a block of cheese! Ash: -.-... Mark: 0.0 3) 5 cooks you dinner Me: This is delicious! Squid: Why thank you 4) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do? Basher: AAAHHHHH SOMEONE CALL DA POLICE Me: My hero 5) It’s your birthday. What does 9 get you? Ash: Happy Birthday! Me: Thanks, this cheese cake is lovely 6) You’re about to do something that’ll make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do? Squid: Haha, Good luck! Me: -.- 7) You’re about to marry 10. What’s one’s reaction? Stampy: Are you aware that your fiancé has no face? Me: Yea, why do you ask? Stampy: ... No reason 8) You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up? Amy: Don't worry darling, have a lovely juvlie Me: Thanks Amy *sniff* 9) You are competing in a tournament. How does 2 support you? Mark: *wearing cheerleading uniform* Go Team Go! Me: MARK WHAT THE FUDGE 10) 2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9 Me: Again Mark, why the cheese? Ash: -_- 11 )You’re dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? Me: That could have gone better... Life: Looks like I forget to tell them I was dating girl, oops. Me:... 12)Will 4 and 5 ever kiss? Me: Don't count on it 13) You get a haircut and 7 can’t stop staring at you. What do you do? Me: I-Is something wrong with my hair? Amy: *walks up to me and places a flower crown on my head* Now it looks lovely Me: N-NOW? 14) 8 thinks they can never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. How do you comfort them? Me: I would totally date you... Bodil: What? Me: Oh, nothing hehe 15) 9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they send you via email. What is your reaction? Me: OMFG 16)You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they’re doing? Me: I hope Sky didn't kill Squid... Stampy: WHAT! 17) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Me: I don't know, could a cat and watermelon be in a relationship? 18) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens? Sky: *pokes Sub* Sub: *doesn't react* Me: *watching from a distance* Why 19) 3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick? Life: Forget about studies, I want to know why a cat is going to school! Stampy: -_- 20) 6 and 3 cooked something together, what would it be? Life and Bash: WATERMELON ICECREAM YAY 21) 7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it? Amy: Welcome to Ash's rusty doors, how can I help you? Ash: We make windows too! 22) 8 gives 6 a haircut. Is it good? Me: But Bash doesn't have any hair... 23) 10 gets a daughter Me: WTF You say gold, we say budder |