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Observet Somnia

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My fav. Quotes

THE CAKE IS A LIE, 'gee I wonder who cooked my birthday cake this year'

"but raven, I thought that the quickest way to a heart was through a ribcage"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“People who say anything’s possible haven’t tried to slam a revolving door.”

“An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer "yes" without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

“When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” –Bill Watterson

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

“I hear your silence loud and clear.”

“The past is only the future with the lights on.”

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Haha. I don’t get it

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Poke me. I dare you.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

Did you know: Sarcasm is your body’s natural defence against stupidity.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword,

but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

Slinky Escalator Endless fun

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

You? Die? You're too mean to die.

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale."

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

When I'm at Deaths door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.

Boys are like slinkys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitchslap that motherfucker upside the head.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils,

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children..

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Sticks and Stones can break my bones, But words can hurt my inner child.

A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"

It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...

Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!

I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.

Never regret what once made you smile.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Shock me... say something intelligent.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.

Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.

You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.

Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."

At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.

Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.

I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.

I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.

You don't like me? So what? I don't wake up every morning to impress you.

Something more about me?... Well:

Favourite TV show: TMNT (2k3 and 2k12), Teen Titans, Transformers: Animated, The Fairly Odd Parents, Harry Potter, RC9GN, Danny phantom, digimon 02

Favourite films: Transformers 1, Turtles forever film, Wishology all parts

Fears: I'm afraid of moths, I see it and I go bonkers taking a frying pan and squashing it.

Things I love: chocolate, my parents, my pets, heights

Things I hate: moths!!!!

Favourite singer/group: cascada, LinkedIn park

Favourite food: Chocolate, pizza

Favourite characters: Michelangelo (2K3 and 2K12), beast boy(teen titants), bumblebee(TFA), Timmy Turner(FOP), Fred Weasley, randy cunningham

Favourite colour: orange, blue, pink, yellow