I write things on the internet. You can also find my work at Ao3 under this username, though more and more of my older works have been brought over here by this point.

Current Ongoing Works:

Harry Potter, Et Al, and the Keystone Council: Updating Biweekly. Currently near the end of Year Two.

The Prisoners' Tale: At present, one of the few (if not only) HP/Nagini fics on ffn. Updating Monthly-ish.

Who Dares Wins: A meditation on DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge. Updating Sporadically.

The Phoenix Grimoire: A collection of one-shots focused on batshit insane spell ideas, told in a loose AU and featuring Hermione, Luna, and Astoria. Updating irregularly.

A note on terms:

I, as many of us do, have friends and colleagues who use screen readers. So, in my writing, here and elsewhere, I will frequently replace abbreviations with their full form. I tire of "Mr. Potter" being rendered as the end of a sentence, coming out like "Mister...Potter", for example. And don't get me started on "St. Mungo's" becoming "Street Mungo's". So, if you're wondering why you find a lot of "Mister Potter" and "Saint Mungo's" in my Harry Potter works, this is why.

An omake in one act:

“Quirinus?” asked Flitwick, as they entered the DADA professor's office. “Mister Potter has a question for you, about an assignment.”

Quirrell looked at the first year. “Yes, M-mister P-p-potter?”

Harry walked over to the professor, conjured rags in hand. “Does this smell like chloroform, sir?”