My name is Jayden and I'm 16.

It'll be a while before I publish anymore stories because I want to finish each story before putting it up. I will also be taking all my stories down and rewriting them because they were all written a few years ago.

I love reading,writing, drawing, and hate EDWARD CULLEN. Technology hates me and the only reason my computer is working right not is because I keep telling it it is awsome. My ultimate pet peeve is when books are made into awful movies. I love Alex Rider but I hated the Stormbreaker movie, the Twilight movies are awful, and Walk to Remember the movie took place in a whole other decade.

Bio: I am an aspiring writer and screenwriter and I read so much I'm actually banned from it. I have horrible typing skills. I suffer from Chronic Writer's Block. I will read pretty much anything except romance but my favourite are slightly disturbing books.

My favourite authors: Norah Mclintock, Jodi Picoult, Darren Shan, P.C. Cast, Tamora Pierce, Sara Shepperd, Gordon Korman, James Patterson, Anthony Horowitz, J.K. Rowling, L.J. Smith and a whole lot more.

Some of my favourite books and series: Break, The Saga of Darren Shan, Demonata Series, Alex Rider series, On the Run series, Kidnapped Series, Dooley Takes the Fall, Song of the Lioness series, Robin Hunter series, Mike and Riel series, Night World, Millenium Trilogy (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), The Crimson Petal and the White, Graceling, Divergent, Memoirs of a Geisha (this list could go on forever)

Favourite singers: Nickleback, Superchick, Paramore, Marianas Trench, etc.

Favourite Songs (usually the lyrics or message opposed to the singer or music): Who Says by Selena Gomez, Pray by Justin Beiber, We Live by Superchick, If I Die Young by the Band Perry, Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift, Hero by Superchick, Beside You by Marianas Trench, Stand Up, Waving Flag by K'Naan, Like a Bird by Nelly Furtado

Favourite Anime/Manga: Death Note, Cardcaptors, Inuyasha, Claymore, Bleach, Naruto, Wolf's Rain (basically everything). I've recently started like D.Gray-Man and my friends are trying and succeeding in getting me to like Hetalia Axis Powers. I also started reading Switch and Pandora Hearts.

Favourite TV shows: Criminal Minds, Law and Order, CSI, Law and Order: SVU, Rookie Blue

I'm really open minded so I like practically everything and I'm always smiling. (I don't like Phys. Ed. for obvious reasons if you know me.)

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5, Jayden95

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5, Jayden95

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(it's all your fault evil addicting manga characters that remind me of my friends)

If you believe the day Seto Kaiba's gravity defying trench coat stops defying gravity is the day the world ends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Major Armstrong is the only man who is allowed to sparkle, and that Edward Elric would kick Edward Cullen's 500 year old booty from here to Washington, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spaced out while crossing a street, almost got hit by a car, blinked, and then said 'I almost got hit by that car...teeheehee!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you ! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS.Crazy is when you have to talk to technology to keep it working (yeah...don't ask...) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Some of these are true others not so much

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are freaked out by the color pink (no offense to those who love it) copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, Copy& paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a brunette, copy and paste this in your profile.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you get mad repeating things over 3 times copy and paste this in your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds: People who are smart with out using technology(like computers/calculators)
Geeks: People who are good with technology (ever heard of the GeekSquad from Best Buy?)
Dorks: Just random people
If you are any of these/ all 3 copy and paste into your profile