Chocolate devil
 Author has written 3 stories for Soul Eater, and Naruto. Current nicknames:elf(idkw) push pop because I dyed hair brightened. Red and Bleu Old pen names I actually cared about: Bloody nightmare, Frick park market. age: gender: why the hell do you care? what I want to do with my life: fashion designer is a big one(some friends of my brother want to buy a dress that I designed out of boredom), director my family say I could be good at it, and an author. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are); I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy . I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore . I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" . I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I haveBIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals . I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat . I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot . I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs . I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay . I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED . I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be asinist I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay. I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself. I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls. I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid. I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid. I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people. I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek. I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!) I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist. I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut. I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high. I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b. I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery. I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo. I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic. I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish. My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs. I have MULTIPLE PIERCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well. I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang. I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant. I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico. I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave. I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up. I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow. I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid. I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy. I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty. I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball. I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo. I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINENT, so I MUST be GLBT. I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm on an IMPROV TEAM so i MUST not take anything seriously. Favourite qout Take my hand into yours It'll be okay Even if we get lost We'll meet on Finders Way. The worlds going to hell and I'm driving the bus. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! Put this on your page if you love Naruto! You know you're obsessed with Anime when... -You blame the bad guys in the series when bad stuff happens to you in life. -You find a way to bring the animes you like into every conversation. -You're not great friends with the people that hate anime. -You are constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because. -You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her." -You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later. -Still you curse her. -Every time someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt." -If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line. -You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'Saiyans' -You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows. -You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers. -You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas -You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time. -No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie. -You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes. -You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween. -When you're in History class and your teacher says that you will learning about Excalibur you yell out "NO NOT HIM!" -If you now why you would yell that out. -When someone close to you dies, you curse Lord Death or Kid. -You thank the good characters for the good things that happen in your life. -You and your friends yell at each other about which character the is the best. -You never get tired of watching your favorite animes. -Your profile pic on anything is one of your favorite anime characters Qoutes I put the fun in dysfunctional- I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it- People like you are why people like me need medication- I like you. So when i take over the world your death will be quick and painless- Normal people scare me- You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same- Hold your head up high gorgious, these people would kill to see you fall- Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't hurt and just because she comes off strong. Doesn't mean there's nothing wrong- -Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. -Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Just so the world can wonder how you did it. -Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when I see footprints on the moon. -What happens when you're scared half to death twice? -How do the skittle company people know what the rainbow taste like? -Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean my job is a crime?! -/M/A/N/G/A/ my anti drug; cause when you addicted to manga how can you possibly afford drugs? -In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. -If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only -Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder -Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, "Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous -If your clone kills you isn't that suicide? -Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone's going to clean them? ABORTION SUCKS! Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, A rose in the sand, Akatsukifan1, Fel Arveia,bloody ice cherry blossom, If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and I really don't want to see you every day, copy and paste this if you've ever said that to anyone. Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t, if you smiled copy and paste this. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this. If you think Orochimaru is a gay creepy snake, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this onto you profile. If you want to slap the emo princess (Sasuke) copy and paste this onto you profile. If you hate Karin and want her to die a painful death, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a pet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you have ever said KATSU or Art Is A Bang during a fireworks show, copy and paste this on you profile. If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Hidan is seriously badass and fucking amazing and you are waiting for him to crawl out of the dirt and kick Shikamaru's ass, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.(my door hits me every time I leave my room) If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. A few spelling and grammer mistakes are fine, but if you know someone who isn't even trying, and you're mad about it, copy and paste it into your profile. If you like all fanfiction that is well written copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wanted to change the world even in the smallest way, copy and paste this list. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, xxCherryBlossomsxx, xxwatchmediexx,Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700,Darkblossom895, Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika, Rajsa, ItaSaku1, DarkBlueLynx ,bloody ice cherry blossom Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!! If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her... Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =o_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . Konan @o.o Pein o:o Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world! Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below 1. tsunade 2. Sasori 4.deidara 5hidan 6hinata 7shikamaru 8kiba 9neji 10itachi 11temari 12 konan 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? yeah, yuri. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? YES, HE IS SEXY. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? is that even possible O.o 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? yes 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? their cute but not the best 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? NEITHER GOD. welll five ten in yaoi 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? he would say"troublesom.." then walk away, 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. i would but i can't think know had a math test today.melted brain syndrom but its a hot couple. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? tsunade is a cougar. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. the troublesom flower 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? no just no deidara is to sexy for that 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? umm idk 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? idk 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? i don't think so their hot... 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "HN" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? who let the dogs out by idk 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? M for threesome yuri 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "hn" " your hot do you like uchihas?" 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? " thats just wrong" 20) How emo is Seven? he's to lazy to be emo. 21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? "he's my partner,un. so he's mine,yeah"-deidara "i'm closer to his age so i get him"-tsunade 22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? like neji but with bleu hair and more shy. 23) What would a One/Two baby look like? brown eyes with pinkish hairO.o i swear it's not sakura. 24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? sakura, she give's him'pain' 25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? yaoi couple but other than that siblings.. If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her. Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt. Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates. Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot. Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!' Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her . Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her. Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up. Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages. Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear. Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, stargazing-sweetie, Namikaze_vs_Uchiha, Uchiha' Mikomi-Aii, sakura-hime uchia, Havenlyangel, bloody ice blossom, 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn your ugly face around!” 'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' 'Don't get mad; get sadistic.' 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' 'Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' 'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA' 'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.' 'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.' 'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.' 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' 'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.' 'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.' 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' 'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!' 'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.' 'Define normal.' 'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!' 'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.' 'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.' 'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.' If you believe that Karin should choke on an Ice cube and die, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list! (And hurry! if the produsers see this maby that let it happen!!) CherryBlossomGirl13, Winged Lady Colette,bloody ice blossom We are part of the group, 'Heaven doesn't want us and Hell thinks we'll take over!' Come and join today! Add your name to the list! Winged Lady Colette,bloody ice blossom ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile ºø„\\\"ºø„„øº\\\"„øº\\\" \\\"ºø„ I LOVE „øº\\\" „øº\\\" DEIDARA!! \\\"ºø„ „øº\\\"„øº\\\"\\\"ºø„\\\"ºø HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS Keep on laughing Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS just laugh, i dare you if you agree repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS! You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO You say RAP I say ROCK You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM Itachi Uchiha 6/9/86-3/13/08 He shall live on in our hearts! -Cries- RIP Deidara 5/5/88-7/20/07 He shall live on in our hearts! -Sobs- (ily Deidaaaraa T.T) Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!! If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Deidara is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.X33333 Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. (At at least mine!) If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN /_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara _ _DEIDARA_RULES_ _ -"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) deidara "Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else. A creation worty of praise unlike anything before it... Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a EXPLOSION!"- Deidara's last words to Sasuke (Naruto) "You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me .. .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!"- Deidara to Sasuke (Naruto) (To Ōnoki) "Shut up! I killed Sasuke Uchiha! And you're next, you art-hating sack of wrinkles!" - Deidara (Naruto) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. (only sometimes) Sad movies suck. You own/ed somesort of gaming device. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice . You own like a trillion baseball caps . You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night Total= 16 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss You love to shop. (again only sometimes) You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport(me: I FREAKING HATE IT! WHY WOULD I THINK OF THIS AS A SPORT? IT SEEMS TO ME THIS IS JUST A WAY PREPS ACT SLUTY!!! *sees a prep*...brb *chases prep with a knife yelling* DIIEEEEE U SLUTY BIIIITCH!!!!! *PREP SCREAMS*) ME:KUKUKU :) You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars . You were/are in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it . Like being the star of every thing Total= 10 PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have two choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (·.·).I.(·.·) (·.··. .·;Love·..··.·) ·..· Akastuki ·. ·. (· Forever·)..· AKASTUKI_RULES_ _ Female Combacks (funny!) Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilize Total Fails! You'll be the iceburg and i'll be the titantic and go down on you. Nice legs. What time do they open? Do you have a map? i got lost in your eyes. Do your feet hurt? because you been walking through my mind all day. hey baby i'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get. Hey do i know you? you look fimilar. oh i regonize you as MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND if i bit my lip. Would you kiss it better? If i tossed 50 cents on the floor. whats the chance of me getting head? If i said "You have a nice body" would you hold it agasint me? I'm not elmo, but you can tickle me all night long. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya I put the three in threesome Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful i want to bang you! If you want some damn icecream, copy this into your profile. (yeah bring me some) If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this and put it into your profile. (eheheh MORE than addicted) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. if you are obessed with naruto 1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree (looks at hair it's dyed half purple and the back faded back to brown) 2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time ("what a drag""jashin shall smite you" 3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome' 4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage 5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can 6. You glue yourself to fanfiction (... does 24/7 count) 7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out 8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks 9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it 10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character 11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU 12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together 13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers 14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai 15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin' 16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful' 17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time 18. You know every detail about your favorite character 19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto 20. You declare loudly that you hate brats 21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it 22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses 23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out 24. You call your test a Chunin Exam 25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail 26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer 27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back(it doesn't work for me, i've tried.) 28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki 29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where 30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi 31. You try to make your painting come alive 32. You are still reading this, laughing. Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers. laughing and nodding If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste. If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile! Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s an ape? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Michael Jackson should've left his face alone, copy this into your profile. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you like stuff that everybody else hates and don't care who thinks you suck because of it, copy this into your profile. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!) If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile If you're weird, copy this into your profile.If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. Don't you ever wonder what that liquid that Chuck squirted Spencer (on iCarly) with was? Yep OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo 100 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART! 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once accomplished, move on to a harder word 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Walk through the store and start talking to yourself loud enough for everybody to hear; "I'll bet they have better prices at TARGET!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head). 45. Make a trail of lemon aid on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist But I AM a man if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa. 69. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works) 70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!" 71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here. 72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Hugh G'butt" 73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem. 74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV's to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying. 79. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are. 84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". 85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you're walking through the doors act like you're expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department. 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins. 95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing". 96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. 99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone. 100. If you are a girl; Loudly preform the following skit with another friend who is also a girl. Remember to talk loudly and in girly voices; Girl 1: OMG! So ashley here how did it go with bob here last night? I mean you... him... all alone in that big big house... WHAT HAPPENED! I absolutly HAVE to know! Girl 2: WE DID IT! I mean it took a bit of persuasion but WE DID IT! I finally got him to play checkers with me! He was really good to! Girl 1: OMG Seriously? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I dont have a short attention span, I just...oh look, a kitty! I ran with scissors, and lived I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :) I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "Never hire a colorblind electrician." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug." There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (My room is actually neat, but I saw this on someone's profile and thought it was funny.) Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Friends vs best friends Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Friends: won't post this Best friends: will re-post this A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD umm i'm trying to figure out how to add a link : this is karia's out fit in 'seriously why me?' http:///submit/sell/?ty=1&deviati267093196 ( i figured it out yay) karia's second outfit in 'seriously,why me', http:///submit/sell/?ty=1&deviati267224605 sasori's bedroom in seriously, why me karia's outfit in chapter 8: http:///submit/sell/?ty=1&deviati269499691 the team: http:///submit/sell/?ty=1&deviati270108413 karia chapter 14: If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Japan is cool copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever walked into a room, forgot what you were doing and started walking away, then remembered copy this onto your profile If you notice the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after the rip of there cloaks copy and paste this on your profile(Dont take Of your cloaks you guys O-o) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated , had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this onto your profile If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever had a dream about being an Anime girl copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said a anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it NARUTO SURVEY!!(NARUTO RULES!!) CANCER 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? akatsuki(all), favourite akatsuki:hidan,deidara,sasori,itachi:sakura,kiba,shikamaru,hinata,temari 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? itasaku,hidasaku,akasaku,naruhina,kibahina,inokiba,shikaino,temeshika 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or yuri fan? Yaoi but not obssessd 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? i'm going to cosplay Tsunade because my friend said i look like her and have the same temper. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: manga sadlly only, but i've been saving up my parents think its a waste of money,kunia and shurican 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? itachi or deidara, or even hidan. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? neither. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? neither sasuke should die alone(basterd) 9. Which team is your favorite? sand-sibs 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes I do 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member(s)? Actually Everysingle one of them only when Tobi is himself instead of Madara (I HATE Madara)!! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke but at times he ok, but at times I hate him to the point where I wanna kill his ass.(he's a chicken haired bitch.and he killed Itachi and Deidara) 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? yes... 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Sadly No :( 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? at points 17. Sub or dub? Both actually dub at most though, but since dub isn't really out right now SUB! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura definatly :) 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? my baby boys father(p.s my baby boy is my brother.) 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes I do 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? sexy nerd 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? haku but neji would make a good looking women 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWSOME!! as HELL! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? itachi at points 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell Yeah! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes 27. Do you like lemons? yes, i'm a pervert 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? no sadly 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Sadly No, Damn Parents, 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? yes who wouldn't? 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No thats just stupid 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hell No (the hand/wing, brownish grey skin and black/grey eyes gold shiruken nose thing messed it up) 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe 42. If you had to choose between school and naruto what would you choose and why? Naruto because school and reality sucks ass.and in naruto you get to be a kick-ass ninja If you ever thought you lost something when you were either holding it or it was in your pocket, copy and paste this into you profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile. (Naruto?) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't bother to read the signs) If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have big bruise on my knee) If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!(Who gets to sit at the lunch table..lol) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (past 2 a.m!!) If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.(Akamaru) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (past 2 a.m!!) If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.(Akamaru) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell Yes!!) If anime is your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell Yeah) If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile. (Them sexy ass bastards) If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile. (Moonlight Night) If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile. If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,Kawaii Chibi-kun,Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE(Don't know how I did that) IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE(Animeee) IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn he's Annoying!!) "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile (Its Fun) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(Filled with milk and cookies) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 percent but A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100 percent and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103 percent AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118 percent So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. MY NARUTO BOY Your ninja is the one and only Uzumaki Naruto! You get a cookie!With mad skillz and the kyubbi inside of him, he plans to be the hokage, along with saving Sasuke from Orochimaru! Hardworking, Loyal, and social, he's obviously the best it gets! My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. believe Fav Naruto Quotes- [Pokes Sasuke's forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. Maybe next time-Itachi; Naruto [Last words to Sasuke, pokes his forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. There won't be another time.- Itachi;Naruto "In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!" Kakashi; Naruto "Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously." Kakashi;Naruto "So don't come whining to me with this destiny stuff.. And stop trying to tell me you can't change what your are. You can do it too cause after all.. Unlike me, you're not a failure." Naruto -Fav Naruto Quotes- [Pokes Sasuke's forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. Maybe next time-Itachi; Naruto [Last words to Sasuke, pokes his forehead] Forgive me, Sasuke. There won't be another time.- Itachi;Naruto "In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!" Kakashi; Naruto "Naruto, it was really cool how you removed the poison and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously." Kakashi;Naruto "So don't come whining to me with this destiny stuff.. And stop trying to tell me you can't change what your are. You can do it too cause after all.. Unlike me, you're not a failure." Naruto; Naruto ITACHI IS AWESWOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Akasaku123,bloody ice blossom R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess, Akasaku123 THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,bloody ice blossom Quiz time! If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? take it back, mawhahahaha! If you met Sasuke what would you do? stare then ask where itachi is. If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? itachi/deidara/hidan/sasori ( ya ican't diside) If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Amegakure. Are you a fangirl? sureee, i'm not *looks around worried* Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? KARIN, INO, AMI, KIN. Mostly Karin, that evil bitch. When is she going to die?! What's your absolute favorite couple? saku/aka Ino or Temari? Temari. ino is just a slutty whore who fucks every guy in the village will screaming about her hair. Chouji or Lee? chouji. he's like a big teddy bear Do you like yaoi? Depends on the characters. What makes you happy? My epic kool bean readers who don't flame me. What's the nicest thing you've said all week? basha, you fucking moron of coarse we have a math test Who did you say that to? basha, a dude in my class. fucking moron Are you a kind person? HAHA, what is this kind you speak of? Quick! What's the first word that comes to mind? emo balloga whales ME AND AKATSUKI CONVERSATIONS... HELLO, WORLD. DID YOU KNOW JR.HIGH HAS SLOWLY BEEN TURNING ME MORE INSANE THEN I ALREADY WAZ. THAT IS WHY I HAVE GUM AND MUSIC, TO KEEP ME SANE. MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. deidara:okay no more caffine for you,un. itachi: we took her caffine last week. pein:who gave my daughter the key to the cabnite with sugar and candy? tobi:s-she said if tobi didn't she would chop me up and feed me to zetzu. hidan:that would be a fucking favor. sasori:has anyone seen kisame? konan: no,why? me:HEY, GUYS DO YOU WANT SOME SUSHI? all:O.o or itachi:O/.\o deidara:O.V konan:@O.o tobi:@ pein:O:o rest:O.o the end mawhahahahaha me: hello; people with the fear of long words... everyone:hi... me:did you know your fear is called...hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a long word ahhhhhhh me: i guess the evil is back*sigh* me singing and listining to ipod: sexy and i know it... deidara:ariana yeah? me *still singing* hidan: bitch? me: still singing *goes on with all akatsuki members* pein(dad): what are you all doing? hidan: the bitch won't answer us. pein*walks up and takes out headphones*ariana? me:yeah? *everyone except me and pein falls anime style* me:what did i miss? me:lalalalalalalala*licking lolipop* deidara:ariana wered you get that sucker? me:hahahahahahaha, you said sucker. deidara:what,un? hidan: its the joke i told her. sucker or suck her. deidara: ohhhhhhhhhh, wanna courupt her mind more? hidan:fuck yeah. *they give me all the icha icha books and read them to me*hours later* pein:who gave my daughter these b ooks? *hold up icha icha paradise* every one*points at hidan and deidara* and they weren't seen for weeks while all you could hier was screams. so they went to the beach. If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you wish you can enter the world of ANIME and make differences in that world, copy this. If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile. (GAARA!!!) If you have ever tried alchemy by clapping your hands and hitting the ground, copy this and paste it on you're profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), Won-ton wolf ( sasori, deidara, naruto), icyprincess1 (Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zero, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Satoshi, Daisuke, Dark, and Krad), Marshmellowtime (Ikuto, Nadeshiko, Iggy, Gaara, Naruto, Minato, Itachi, Sasori, Pein, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, Zero, Genma, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hikaru.), inuyashaxkagome4evr (Gaara, Scar, Kiba, L, Envy, Sasori, Deidara)bloody ice blossom(hidan,sasori,deidara,itachi,kiba,shikamaru,(at on point)kimimarru, (never gonna happen again,big mistake)Othought sasuke the chiken ass was hot, i was you,fang,L,light, matt,mello,and so on) If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you have more friends of the opposite gender than friends of your same gender, copy and paster this onto your profile. The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=4 (x) You have run into a tree.(long-boarded into one) () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (yes but only because i'm not aloud to dye it black, i stilll like my hair. bitches) (x) People have called you slow. total so far=15 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. total so far= 21 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far= 25 () You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important(like peeing) (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. total so far= 28 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (X) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total all together= 32(hehehehe) 20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI: 1. Who is your favorite character? Deidera or Sasori or hidan or the whole akatsuki... 2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing? Tobi should've remained the way he was! 3. Who would you be team-up with?hidan or deidara, i like explosions and follow janshin-sama 4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?control all elements with no chackra and copy all kekey-genky(i forgot how to spell it*tear*) 5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react? fuck, off you fucken perv, janshin-sama doesn't allow me to have sex till i'm 20, bitch. 6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react? dude, i'm janshin-samas daughter figure,idiot 7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react? it's so pretty can i have one? 8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react? okie-dokie tachi-chan 9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react? dude i've been broke since i joined, i got hidan to steal your money for me. 10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react? That's a tough one... I don't really know. 11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do? bitches, you don't get out of my way i'll light byou on fire for janshin-sama 12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's? tough, deidara and sasori's art is good... 13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge argument about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do? *sigh* you two are freaks. 14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer? okay let me go get my bikini then leaves and never comes back.(p.s i have to much tummy to wair a bikini) 15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react? dude, just fuck off. 16. What are your views on Sasuke? gay ass pansy bitch that thinks he to good and on on on 17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?tell him that he's cute but i have a boyfriend 18. Which is better? Manga or Anime? both, well fanfiction is better. 19. Which village would you prefer to live in? iwa, so i can run away with dei when he does final question 20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more? saku/aka Akatsuki Quiz Thingy!! (YAY! WHOOP WHOOP!) Pein/Pain - Nagato ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. [x ] -I have a piercing/s. [ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. [ ] -My eyes are grey/gray. ] -My closest friend is a girl. [.5] - I'm a very secretive person. [X] - I like it when it rains. [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2.5/7 ] Konan [X] - Most of my friends are guys. [X] - Origami RULES! ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects. [ ] - I love flowers! [x ] - Your closest friend is a guy. [X] - I don't like having my photo taken. [X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc. [Konan Score: 5/7 ] Itachi Uchiha [X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. [tear] -Many people find me attractive. - I'm quiet and very mature for my age . ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. [X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. ] - My natural hair colour is black. [Itachi Uchiha Score: 2/7 ] Kisame Hoshigaki [X] - Sharks are AWESOME! [X] - I like gore :3 [X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:( [X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery. [X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD) [ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. [ ] - I like water sports. [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5/7] Sasori ] - I look young for my age. [ ] - Puppets are fascinating... [X] - I'm very impatient. ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno. [X] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!she's also a teacher at my school) [ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends. [X]- Loud noises/people annoy me. [Sasori Score: 3/7] Deidara [.5] - I'm an artist. [X] - I like and appreciate art . [x ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde. [X ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey) ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. [.5] - I hate Tobi. (I hate Madara) [ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. [Deidara Score: 5/7 ] Kakuzu [.5] - I'm a saver, not a spender. [ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel. [ ] - I have had stitches. [ ] - I hate Hidan.(I'm sorry but he killed Asuma!) [X] - Younger people tend to tick me off. [ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends. [X] - My skin is dark or tanned. (More like a light tanAND ONLY ON MY ARMS, I DON'T GET IT) [Kakuzu Score: 2.5/7 ] Hidan [X]I have a cussing/swearing problem.(In my head or I use substitution words Ex:Fudge, Bish etc. [ ] - I hate Kakuzu. [X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. [ ] - I am religious. [X] - I am very strong-willed . [X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (bet I could give myself a papercuT, KINDA, IT WAS WHEN I DROPPED AND BROKE A TESTTUBE...) [X] - I'm very prone to accidents. [Hidan Score: 5/7 ] Zetsu [X] - I have a split personality. Two sides. [X] - Nature is AWESOME! (Nature hates me) [X] - I'm usually alone. [X] - I don't mind the company of others. [X ] - I don't have many friends. [X] - Tobi is not that bad. [X ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man! [Zetsu Score: 7/7 ] Tobi [ .5] - I'm always hyperactive. [X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester . [X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. [.5 ] - I LOVE the colour orange. [.5 ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. [.5] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up) [Tobi Score: 4/6] Orochimaru [ ] - I'm attracted to younger people . [.5] - I have a very pale skin colour(ONLY ON MY TORSO) [ X] - Snakes are AWESOME! ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. [ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! [X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals. [X] - People think I'm twisted or insane. [Orochimaru Score: 3.5/7 ] Highest score: ZETZU [7/7] "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. 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