Archontruthhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, Bleach, Hellsing, Naruto, Fallout, Warcraft, and Harry Potter. Home: Washington DC Age: 33 Favorite FanFiction Sections: Naruto, Mass Effect, Harry Potter Favorite Books/Authors: Robert Jordan (Wheel of Time) Brandon Sanderson (Elantris, Warbreaker, Mistborn Trilogy, Stormlight Archives, Wheel of Time post-Jordan) David Eddings (The Belgariad, The Malloreon, The Elenium, The Tamuli) Raymond E. Feist (Riftwar Saga) David Weber (Honorverse Series) Star Wars Expanded Universe: Timothy Zahn (Heir to the Force Trilogy) Kevin J Anderson (Jedi Academy Trilogy) Yuuzhan Vong Invasion, New Jedi Order, Fate of the Jedi (Multiple Authors) Credit to artist owning profile picture : http:///gallery/30480254#/d2krw5p Credit to linnyxito, owner of Black Cloaks, Red Clouds story picture: http:///art/Tenten-Cope-392655215 |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 9,054 - Follows: 10,104 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 779,274 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Shatter Me by sea-dilemma reviews
Women liked Dick Grayson. Actually, they loved him. And he loved them in return. However, his life as Nightwing gave him very little chance to have a normal love life. So, when he met Devon Wakeman, a seemingly very normal woman, Dick wasn't really sure what to do. Nightwing, however, knew exactly what to do... even though Devon was NOT what she seemed.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 469,785 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, OC
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9914 - Favs: 14,699 - Follows: 13,918 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Sakura's Glasses by Tobee reviews
What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 167,781 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8645 - Favs: 9,686 - Follows: 10,603 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 696,161 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 4,567 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 90 - Words: 867,837 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 3/12/2012
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 26 Enter the Sannin 10/23/19
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,764 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 3,394 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
A Game Called Madness by SuPaTwEaK reviews
After a small encounter with a mysterious girl in Nicky Town, the powerful android is left wanting more. It is this that eventually begins the great game between them. Surely when she asked for more excitement in her life, she never meant this. . . CellxOC! slight A/U.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Cell, OC]
Harry Potter and the Bleached Hallows by Eradona reviews
The Finale! Part 3 of the Trilogy started in Harry Potter and the Bleached Phoenix. While Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remainder of the Horcruxes, the Soul Reapers stay at Hogwarts to help protect the students and get ready for two upcoming major battles: against Voldemort and Aizen! Now being co-written by Arei-the Peridot Dragon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,483 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 6,646 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 7,097 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Funny Business by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Some days, being the Joker's harlequin helper is as glamorous a job as it sounds—schmoozing with big names, acting as the right hand of the most powerful man in the city, and the like—but more often, Harley gets the feeling that she's only there because the Lost Boys need a mother. Even one as shabbily suited to the job as she is. [Bad Jokes 2.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Joker
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 7,869 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Naruto Uzumaki: The Orange Flash by Twisted Takes reviews
Puberty's struck again, and its latest victim is Naruto Uzumaki. He returns, eager to fulfill his promise to Sakura, but that's not his primary concern anymore. He's hot now, too hot... Seriously, it's actually a problem. It's a free for all, and none of the girls appear willing to share... A deconstruction of the "harem" genre. Naru/Saku/Hina/Ino/Anko/OC/FemGaara/Nabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,698 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Ino Y.]
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
Going another Way by Tribun reviews
A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 453,483 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 4/7/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Addiction by Yojimbra reviews
In an act of desperation, Sakura seeks a chakra infusion from Naruto. She quickly becomes addicted to it and will begin to do anything to get him to give her more. Rated M for theme's of drug addiction, and Sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 8,939 - Follows: 8,649 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
Head Space by Yojimbra reviews
During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,446 - Follows: 7,985 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
If I Were Me by Xinthos reviews
There are far-reaching consequences for everyone when Ino doesn't befriend Sakura as a child, not the least of which occurs when Sakura's two personalities disassociate from each other completely. With one convinced she's worthless and the other determined to prove otherwise, they'll have to find a way to live and fight together if they want to survive. [Eventual InoSaku].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,259 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Siege of Shanxi by Made Nightwing reviews
2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,786 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Heiress of Blades by mad thought reviews
A Broodmother and her weakened swarm come to the elemental nations to find greater essence for the Queen of Blades, but the Overlords carrying them are struck down by the Kyuubi the night it attacks. Cut off from the swarm they now seek to grow in power, but they need someone new to lead their swarm like a certain young Hyuga.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Help Wanted by princesshyuuga01 reviews
Never in her life had Tenten felt such strong attraction at a first meeting. But she needed to keep her hormones under control and not confuse what it was that she had been hired for. She was to be taking care of Uchiha Itachi's children...? Not her own sinfully inappropriate desires. Desires? Oh God had her interest transcended into that already? [Reader's Discretion is Advised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,212 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Tenten, Itachi U.]
The Diary of Namikaze Minato by Izaranna reviews
"When exactly were you going to tell me about THIS?" "I was eight at the time. I didn't kn-" "Excuses are for Iwa-nin! Take your punishment like a man!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." Clearly, privacy is a myth. May Kami-sama save his soul. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 69,701 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Unforgettable by pantiara reviews
"Raven," he whispered, "when... when did you become a woman?" The year is 1951. Charles returns home from his senior year at Harvard, and everything becomes complicated between Raven and Charles after a romantic encounter goes wrong. One-Shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 8224 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
XCOM: The Hades Contingency by Xabiar reviews
When aliens begin an invasion of Earth, the XCOM project is activated in a desperate attempt to slow the incursion and save humanity. With few options, the Council turns to the only one who will do whatever it takes to defend humanity. Now, the war criminal known as the Commander must rally the defenders of Earth while contending with his enemies within the United Nations.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 288,609 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Bradford, Dr. Vahlen, R. Shen, OC - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5981 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 8,972 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 340,059 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard, Garrus V. - Complete
Discoveries by DashRenders reviews
As a robot, Curie knew all the mechanics of the human body. As a Synth discovering herself, she learns how her new emotions makes learning infinitely better.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Curie, Sole Survivor] Nick Valentine, Cait - Complete
Immutare by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
We know that if Hinata goes back in time, her main goal is Naruto's happiness. Now how about a Naruto whose primary reason for being back in time is Hinata? One who doesn't really care to act like his usual dead-last self, and who certainly doesn't have qualms about using makeout sessions as positive reinforcement. NaruHina, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,234 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,201 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Murder Most Horrid by Useful Oxymoron reviews
In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,561 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4716 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 4,702 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15199 - Favs: 22,921 - Follows: 20,151 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
OSaBC : And Then There Were None by LogicalPremise reviews
A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Coauthor Progman. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 430,003 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Team Anko by KiriKage reviews
When Naruto is driven out of the village, he runs into a woman who knows his pain. She teaches him to live in the most dangerous of places and starts him off on his road to his dream of being Hokage. Rated M for blood and language. NxH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,000 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Ringmaster by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Joker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35546 - Favs: 26,512 - Follows: 19,536 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kung Fu Panda by Sandataba reviews
"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten, Genma S., Akatsuki - Complete
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 745,723 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5520 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
DoveFoxSnake by FanficMonster101 reviews
Women keep a special corner of their heart for sins they have never committed. ::SasuHina:: ::slight NaruHina::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
La Verità Dolce by Sonnie reviews
Tenten convinces Baroque painting master Shikamaru to accept her as his newest apprentice. Unfortunately, this involves pretending to be a man. Will handsome, clever Lord Hyuuga find out the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,589 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fate Anew by Eothr Si'lan reviews
STORY IS DEAD. FINAL FAREWELL IN LAST CHAPTER.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,242 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Team 5 by Lysdexic reviews
A conspiracy orchestrated by an unknown force causes a series of events that lead to the making of one additional rookie team. A Sensei with a sordid past, a wielder of a rare and strange bloodline, a genius with an unknown father, and a fighter with a noble goal come together to make Team Five, Konoha's first genin Infiltration and Sabotage Team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 231,913 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Alpha and Omega by Xed Alpha reviews
Long after the end came the next beginning. Something lost since time immemorial is about to return and two souls, so different and yet so alike, are set to clash. Rated M due to Violence and Sexual themes.
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 222,719 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak] - Complete
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 4,937 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pink Parasite by 88mph reviews
During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Shadows of Konoha by Amora Journeys reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 513,454 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 15,461 - Follows: 9,482 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Challenge by Sariniste reviews
For over one hundred years, Aizen Sousuke has manipulated—and corrupted—souls for his use and amusement. Nothing has ever interfered with his schemes for power. But when he encounters a seemingly naïve human girl, all may not go entirely according to plan. Dark. Threats of violence; compulsion; deceit. AiHime, follows canon through chapter 420. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,652 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - [Orihime I., S. Aizen] - Complete
An Acolyte of Zero by Shadenight123 reviews
Louise...summoned something different. An Acolyte of Warcraft Three, the most basic and seemingly useless unit in the history of the Scourge. However, when you look at it in a different way, the Acolyte can create enormous constructions out of sheer nothingness provided there are resources. The most basic unit, becomes the most important. Especially when it follows his own rules.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,835 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Louise - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11337 - Favs: 15,775 - Follows: 10,591 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Bleach and the Half Blood Prince by Eradona reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix; picks up where that story left off. Ichigo and Harry main characters; go with them as they return to Hogwarts and ready themselves to battle two enemies! Part two is now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,769 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 6,128 - Follows: 5,789 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete
Darkside Cookies by Metropolis Kid reviews
The interrogation of a Jedi Prisoner takes a rather unexpected turn, well unexpected to her anyway. Please don't take too seriously. One-Shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4289 - Favs: 7,897 - Follows: 5,622 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Luck by yuugiri reviews
They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,012 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Inuzuka Naruto by flame's shadow reviews
Minato Namikaze wanted to protect the future of his child were the worst to happen. As such, he arranged to have him hidden within one of the smaller clans of the village. Now, Naruto grows up with a brother, a family, and connection to his wild side. But will his connection to his baser nature bring out more of the foxes power then seen before?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,634 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Odd Alliance by Alphamon Ouryuuken reviews
Akatsuki's movements were caught by the Fourth Raikage, who realizes just how dangerous the group could be. He strikes up an agreement between Konoha and Suna regarding the creation of a very special team... an allied team of jinchuriki, taught by the Yonbi jinchuriki: Roushi.Taken from my "Operation VAT(Village Alliance Team)" Challenge, currently being co-written with "Etc Flip".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,563 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,332 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
When Genius Meets Death by fokker333 reviews
Ichigo wasn't your everyday fifteen year old teenager. No, he was much more than that. Ichigo was a genius. He could also see ghosts. What happens when a genius with an IQ of over 200 gets thrust into the world of Shinigami? DISCONTINUED, not up for adoption. Idea/original premise is free to use though!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,012 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 9,708 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
TMS: Exhibition and Revenge by piano-psychopath18 reviews
Neji is determined to get even after what happened with Tenten that one night, so he concocts a plan. In the process, he finds out that Tenten is even kinkier than he thought! Warning: contains masturbation, toy use, Neji x Tenten pairing. If you don't like it, don't read it! Also, this is sort of the sequel to TMS: Voyeurism, so if you haven't read that one, go read it first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Conspiracy by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
In a move of cold-hearted, premeditated persecution, the Weasley brothers kidnap their little sister and take her out for a night of drinking, reminiscing, and interrogation as they try to understand exactly why she seems to have fallen into a relationship with one of the family's sworn enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,836 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Achilles by Riza Winters reviews
Rescued after weeks of torture, Reno brings home secrets once forgotten that pit his loyalty to the Turks against his loyalty to Shinra. Rather than cope with what happened, he makes it his mission to hunt down the truth about project Achilles.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,034 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Reno - Complete
The Gender Box by HikaKiti reviews
Jinta broke one of Urahara's expiraments. Now, everyone has some problems... Matsumoto has no back pain, and Ichigo had a little too much bounce. What exactly did Jinta do?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Retribution by Nate Grey reviews
Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 3,953 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 4,239 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4272 - Favs: 9,212 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Captured Sidestories by EdStargazer reviews
Sidestory to Naruto: Captured. Splits off at Chapter 10. Find out what happens the other characters that you don't see in Captured. Story Tags refer to original story. Chapter 5: Journeys
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,036 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
But for the Grace of God by Ryo-Wolf reviews
If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,841 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 733 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9369 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 6,775 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Undying Will reviews
Meeting by chance at the crossroads between life and death, Kushina Uzumaki and Lily Potter hatch a daring plan to ensure their sons don't grow up alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 160,549 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 1/28/2017
Soul Mirror reviews
The Kyuubi has granted a wish Naruto never should have made. Now he must come to terms with a terrible power he cannot control. Allies and enemies alike are in the crosshairs as Naruto delves into the lost past of a dead village seeking to understand the Kyuubi's malicious gift before it destroys everything – and everyone – he has fought for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 392,578 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sins of the Father reviews
Maito Gai is the recipient of an old foe's unexpected legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Gai M. - Complete
Razor's Edge reviews
On the eve of invading the Nighthold a worgen rogue is given a chance to change the past for the better, but the consequences may be unspeakable.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Complete
Standard Procedure reviews
Tenten has a doctor's appointment, and Hinata Hyuuga comes along for moral support! Evil!Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Broken Wings reviews
When Curie's memory module suffers an unexpected failure years after the events that changed the Commonwealth forever, it's up to the Sole Survivor to remind her of all the ways their lives have grown together since their fateful meeting in Vault 81.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Sole Survivor, Curie - Complete
Old Republic Origins: Shen reviews
In the Empire, if you can use the Force you become Sith or die trying. For Shen, a young teacher scarred by tragedy, this simple rule means she will have to find out just how far she is willing to go to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,748 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sith W.
The Village Hidden in the Grave reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War is over, but the death of the last Uchiha has broken an ancient seal and loosed an immortal monster on the world. Under siege by the living dead, the only hope for the shinobi is a traveler from another world sent to aid them in their darkest hour: the vampire Alucard.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Alucard
The Kurosaki Legacy reviews
The day Kurosaki Hisana was born was the day her father Ichigo was murdered. Raised in hiding by her surviving family and unaware of her true heritage, a fateful encounter will bring 16 year old Hisana face to face with the enemy that killed her father and took control of the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - K. Urahara, Rukia K.
