Hello, everyone! I'm Avelona-and-Sally!

Let it be known that this is only ONE writer, not two, despite the fact that the username says Avelona-and-Sally. There's a long, winding story as to how that PenName was thought up, but let's not go into that now. You can also find me on tumblr!

(that's Beatrice in the photo btw. im not an octopus i have only two arms.)

About My Stories:

Burn - A One Piece fanfiction. Hancock/Luffy.

Porcelain - One day, I will finish this. One...day... Naruto/Hinata.

Coffee and a Muffin - A Wayside fanfic. Very short. Maurecia/Todd.

Murmur - Used to be one of my best, but now when I read through it I see so many mistakes; little things that should've been caught before I uploaded and don't care about enough to go back and edit. Raven/Malchior.

A Nice Night- This once existed. It was a Katniss/Gale fanfic for the Hunger Games archive. Except it sucked, so I took it down.

Poison - Again, little mistakes... Malchior/Raven.

Acquaintances - Ahahahaha... There's still a soft spot in my heart for this fandom...but... Malchior/Raven.

Too Easy - HOLY FREAKING CRAP, IT'S DONE...not. But there be plot for the rest of it, too! Bloom/Baltor.

Warmth - Many thanks to those who left reviews. I wasn't sure how this would be received, exactly. Yukina/Akira.

Trust - Thank you, all you lovely people, for putting up with my stumbles. Mugen/Fuu.

Colors of the Week - No real plot. Just lots of making out and underwear exposure. Mugen/Fuu.

Misunderstandings - Well...I like it. Raven/Malchior.

Witchblade - An attempt at a multi-chaptered fic that I hope will have some decent action in it. Not a crossover with the anime/comic/whatever else there is that has to do with Witchblade. Sarah/Jareth.

Rubber - More plotless underwear exposure. Pfffffffft. Max/Julie.

Tree Branch - Well, boys, girls, and nonbinary folk, it's been fun, but this is gone now. I don't like it, you don't like it, it's not going anywhere...the end. I'm liking my new Naruto time travel fanfic a lot better, and so are you.

Pause - Don't look at me like that! It's going somewhere, I promise! NaruHina.

Hush-Hush - Some more RaeMal with corruption as a theme. Got my first flame because of this fic. Good times.

It's the Journey - ...Like, I don't know why the idea ever struck me. Or why I did anything with it.

In Small Packages - In my secret heart, I am scandalized that this is not more popular. NaruHina, SasuSaku.

Masks - It's been sitting on my desktop too long not to post. SasuSaku, a little NaruHina.

Immutare - I want some smutty NaruHina and I want it now. And timetravel's just become a norm for me at this point...

Lucy D. - In between homework and work, this happened. It might keep happening.

Constants - They are cute and fluffy and I ship it. Jack/Pitch.

Domus - I wanted a fluffy thing. It's a 'Hinata-goes-back-in-time-and-takes-care-of-Naruto' oneshot.

Fox's Wedding - Probably been done already, but I wanna play, too! Literally have the entire plot decided, I just have to write it. NaruHina.

Qui Laudavit - Darkfics are my favorite things. NaruHina.

Licentiosus Veneris - Freaky Friday. NaruHina.

Muliercula - Finally published after sitting on here/my drive for gazillions of years. NaruHina.

Venditor - I finally wrote something off all those tumblr prompts. NaruHina.

Somnus Enim Loquela - Slowly but surely working through those tumblr prompts. NaruHina.

Untitled - Here, slavery is second only to show business. She can't stand him because he's the youngest in the most influential family in the world. When he saves her - at the cost of several million beli - she enters the D household. Perhaps her new owner isn't as despicable as the others? (Boa/Luffy) AU

Untitled - "Hinata-sama, this is your guardian. The fox demon Naruto." (Hinata/Naruto) AU

Untitled - Two of Poseidon's children are forced on Percy and Annabeth when the sea god's cabin is lacking in beds, and the two of them have to keep them safe until the camp is ready for them. Problem is, our favorite heroes aren't exactly parent material. (Percy/Annabeth) Future-Fic

Untitled - "So that's what it is. Reincarnation. I'm seeing memories from a past life. Those two..." said Fuu, clutching the paper with the loose sketches on it to her chest, "They can help me find my father." AU

Untitled - "Rule number one: don't piss off the chick with the gun," Kyouko growled, pointing her favorite weapon at Ren and stashing it quickly when the conductor walked by. "You saved my life and now you're threatening me?" "I didn't do it for you, Demon King. I did it to get back at Shou." "That sounds like a shitty reason." "Ooh, pretty boy's got bite." (Kyouko/Ren) AU

Untitled - She'd never see him that way as an alien - she'd thought he was a dog when she first saw him. So he asked Jumba for advice...and ended up with a brand-new body. (Stitch/Lilo) AU

Snow - There was something about the girl - her frailty, perhaps - that made him want to keep her. (Malchior/Raven) AU

Untitled - Sarah's twenty-five...in her fifteen-year-old body, seconds after she'd wished Toby away. This time around, the Labyrinth and its king aren't anywhere near as intimidating, so why not, instead of acting scared, dazzle everyone with her knowledge of the supposedly ever-changing structure and be the one doing the wooing, instead of Jareth? Ah, right: His Highness takes things way too seriously. (Sarah/Jareth) Time-Travel, AU

Untitled - Time and his girlfriend, Memory, owe Death a favor. Death wants to shag Harry Potter. Harry wants to save those who died during the war. A little meddling about with the timestream and presto - Harry's a five-year-old with clinical depression. Everybody wins. Time-Travel, AU

Untitled- "They say I have a real gift for the supernatural!" her friend gushed. "Really?" asked Lydia with some amusement. "They're gonna have me call a ghost at the next gathering, only they haven't told me who it is, yet. I can't say his name." And that's where it all went to hell. (Beetlejuice/Lydia) Future-Fic, AU

Routine - It wasn't even thought about anymore - if she screamed, he ran until he found her; if she was injured, he killed whoever did it; and if she, with her thin arms and tiny frame, tugged lightly on his shirt, he knew to pause, embrace her and say something stupid. (Muugen/Fuu)

Untitled - He was sick of old women giving them wistful glances and the ronin not letting the two of them out of his sight and her damnably delicious blushes whenever he got close enough to smell the soap she used to wash. (Muugen/Fuu)

Untitled - He wanted to take all the ugly truths of the world and rub them into her pretty little face. (Muugen/Fuu)

Untitled - They all stared up at him, wondering who it was he was looking at with those eyes, why those rough hands were so gentle, and thought about how much they regretted not being the girl who he was kissing with those chapped lips. Angsty. (Muugen/Fuu)

Untitled - His kisses bit her tongue like hot pepper, and he smelled of worn leather and musk. If, at that moment, someone had pulled them apart, she would've punched them. (Fuu/Mugen)

Untitled - Loosing a job was nothing, after all, when some crud like 'friendship' was involved. Fuugen.

Untitled - "Hey. Quit looking like you'll be attacked any second." Her eyes darted nervously around the room and she hugged herself for comfort. "Relax, already!" She jumped, freezing when he grabbed her shoulders. "You're with me. You're safe, moron."//"...Okay." Fuugen.

Untitled - Everyone was either avoiding him or completely ignoring him. Everyone, except for the crazy girl in the pink kimono, running towards him, her arms spread to give a hug, and shrieking his name happily. What did he ever do to deserve this? Fuugen

Untitled - Raven Roth and Malchior Nol. The best dancing team in the country that broke up after his drinking led to problems between the two of them. Now, Kori Anders, newly graduated dancing coach, is taking it upon herself to reunite the two of them and turn them into the best team the world has ever seen. RaeMal.

Untitled - Twenty-or-so years after Raven left the Titans, Richard Grayson runs into Rachel Nol at a playground while on a trip with his wife, Kori, and is surprised to hear that Rachel has a life of her own. RaeMal.

Untitled - On a trip to the neighboring kingdom to discuss marriage arrangements, Princess Koriand’r discovers a room that contains a dark secret. Deciding to hand the problem over to someone she knows can deal with this, she gives the book to Lady Raven, a sorceress. But perhaps even her friend cannot handle the monster sealed within… RaeMal.

Roomies - If you live with someone for long enough, you’re bound to get close. A series of drabbles. RaeMal.

Untitled - "Marry me, Luffy!" "Okay." The Pirate Empress gaped, swooned and fainted. Giving her prone form an odd look, her fiancé reached over to her plate and took what was left of her meat. Hancock/Luffy. AU.

Flow Chart - Her name's Hinata; she loves Naruto, who likes Sakura, who likes Sasuke, who rejected Ino, who kissed Shikamaru, who's dating Temari, who flirted with Neji, who can't seem to get it out that he likes Ten-Ten. EVERYONE.

Ruby Gloom's Home for Those Down on Their Luck - An identity-less boy. A victim of every disorder possible. A kid who got involved with the wrong people. A geek whose bullies have gotten much worse lately. An adrenaline junkie. Two musicians who just can't catch a break. And a cat.

Untitled - Neji didn't know Madara Uchiha's real identity, or the plots within the plots, or what the hell Itachi had to do with any of it. What he did know was that the least he could do was make sure the future Hokage ('cause who was he kidding?) wasn't too lonely, Hinata wasn't too shy, and Sasuke Uchiha had a healthy fear of pedophiles before the Hickey of Doom incident. Timetravel.

Survival of the Fittest - Konoha teams are made up of only one boy and one girl. Ergo, competition is high among the boys for the chance to receive a partner. When a girl wants you to pair with her in particular, though, it gets a bit easier. NaruHina.

How Many Naruto Does It Take to Make a Sex Tape? - One for lighting, two for sound, one to lead, and one more to calm Hinata down when she threatens to not-so-gently fist him into celibacy. NaruHina.

Untitled - Trapped in a sewer with nothing but a glittery instant ramen container for company, Hinata is truly at rock bottom. Until she gives it a rub and finds herself the master to a blonde genie who can grant - wait for it - NINE wishes. NaruHina.

Untitled - He isn't a father. He can't and will never be a father. But just in this moment, just now, he allows that terrifying, hot hand to grab hold of his gut, push the feeling through his body and make him feel like he's the strongest man alive. Daddy!Kakashi, Son!Naruto.

Untitled - Three. His wife cracks an egg into a pan and asks him to hurry up. Two. His little girl mumbles something unintelligible while she sleeps. One. His blade cuts straight through the heart of one enemy, and pierces the lung of another. Three moments that Sasuke can't forget.

Untitled - He was prepared for deep cover, had learned and re-learned everything he could. Stupid fox, stupid Tsunade and stupid Hinata for messing it up! Daddy!Naruto, NaruHina.

Untitled - After a number of strange encounters with the school's number one object of affection, Sasuke Uchiha, Hinata begins to see things. Things that can't be real. One fox-like, godlike, blonde thing in particular. NaruHina.

Untitled - Mikoto adopts her best friend's son, the Jinchuuriki wasn't harmed in the massacre, and Sasuke's precious little brother's dream is to become Hokage.

Infamous (or some latin variation thereof) - Budding actress Hinata was warned to never, ever go topless on camera before thirty. Somehow, it happened the first time she shot a viral video. But, if it was of any consolation, so did the male talent. NaruHina.

If you want to know...

I am flinging myself from one plot bunny to another. None can stop me.

(Also I love talking; PM me. ...I mean, I disappear for long periods of time with no explanation, but PM me, anyway.)