Hello to the masses. My name is Jade, but people usually call me Lover on FFn (original, I know). Welcome to my profile. Please, enjoy your stay.

Name: Answered that already.

Gender: Last I checked, I was decidedly female.

Country: Stalkers.

Likes: Fanfiction, reading, writing, editing, anime, valid arguments, and a few other things.

Dislikes: Comma abuse, stupid people, people who don't make sense, hypocrites, homophobia, crappy writing that has a good plot, and many, many other things.

Fandoms: I switch fandoms often, but I always make a return appearance. Right now, I'm obsessed with anime, but I'm also on the Warriors fandom (mainly because most of the people I love are there). Right now, Attack On Titan, Durarara, Naruto and a couple other anime have my complete and undying love. Also, I have returned to my second true love, the Destiel fandom.

Avvie: Currently, it's James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes AKA, the Winter Soldier. My newest love. I'm going to change it every month now, most likely to something SnK themed. Again, currently obsessed with that anime, especially Captain Levi. Who will be the main focus of most of the avvies. ;3

Forums:

LeviClan - My forum. Made recently, but it has already climbed to the first page and continues to rise quickly. It is in the Warriors fandom, but we don't talk about Warriors much (shh). Actually, it's become more of a Attack On Titan conversion sight, our wise and selfless (ahaha) efforts headed by Rowan and yours truly. Other shows you most likely will end up watching if you join this forum: Baccano (anime), Code Geass (anime), Teen Wolf (Tv Show), Game of Thrones (Tv Show), Durarara (anime)

Stories:

Killers - A short one-shot about Ethan from Teen Wolf.

Summary: When Ethan watched Boyd die, he began to wonder.

Completed.

Monsters In The Dark - A longer one-shot about Levi from Attack On Titan, done for a challenge in NightClan.

Summary: "We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us."

Completed.

Alive - A one word prompt from NightClan about Levi from Attack On Titan. Drabble length.

Summary: Levi is the only one left alive, even though he knows he shouldn't be. He lives by himself now, and leans on a cane and a few old memories for support.

Completed.

Heartbeat - Longer than Alive but shorter than MITD, but another oneshot done from a NightClan one word prompt. Again in the Attack on Titan fandom and about Levi, but this time it's Levi/Eren.

Summary: Levi knew and Eren didn't; They appeared different but their hearts beat just the same.

Completed.

The World Is Ours - Something that's not a oneshot, finally! This is a SnK World Cup AU that's a work in progress. It's supposed to be about 10 chapters.

Summary: When the World Cup is held in Germany, a hardcore German soccer fan, Eren Jaeger meets the French team's star player, Levi Ackerman.

Work In Progress

Not The Prey, Not The Hunters - Another not oneshot. An SnK Spirit Animal/Animal transformation AU. Around fifteen chapters, maybe

Summary: After Karla Jaeger is brutally killed in her house by a rogue animal, her son, Eren Jaeger begins to fall into a downward spiral without either of his parents to look after him, as his father, Grisha, had disappeared years ago. But one day, when he visits the house where his mother died, he too is attacked by an wild animal, only to be saved by another.

Work In Progress

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MY INTERNET FAMILY

Fred (Hatshepsut Simul Stamus): My beautiful wife-y. She's one of the most logical people I know, and she hates it when people give into the "disease of idiocy." She's a very serious person, and she also has a tendency for violence. If you make her angry, the best thing to do is cower and kowtow at her feet, begging for forgiveness. Also, like most people I know, Fred enjoys a good verbal battle too, and I've never seen her once lose. I really couldn't ask for a better wife-y.

Rowan (GlimmerIcewood): Rowan has been on FFn for a long time and she has long since cast internet safety to the wind. My second wife-y who is my partner in all things anime (she is the one who got me into both Durarara and Attack On Titan, two of my all time favorites), she is often described as a drama queen and a pervert. Although she claims to be straight in real life, she can be seen flirting with every girl that passes under her nose. Although our alter-egos from Durarara can often be seen trying to mortally wound each other, we must not forget that they are shipped by an entire fandom (if you do not know who I'm talking about, you do not deserve a minute of my time). This brings much distress to Rowan's other wifey, Chuck, who happens to be my very own kitty and butt-monkey rolled up in one. Rowan is also a pirate who, when not writhing in agony about something she's watched or read (I'm beginning to think she's a masochist), can be found battling Chuck for the nugpages on NightClan or getting high of nuggies. She claims she never sells them, but we all know that's a lie. All in all, she is the perfect person to cry about SnK with, and an amazing waifu.

Bump (Phil-cow the Bump-nose Dragon): My big sister. She's a collage girl who's cool enough to still hang around the Warriors fandom. She often wields a crowbar, and she's very smart. Lazy, too. Bump's been around for as long as I can remember and she gives great advice.

Whisk (Willowwhisker): She's mah precious little sister. I swear, she even still has a bedtime x3. She loves hashtags, and kitties too. She also has this odd habit of slaughtering people that make her angry and bringing them back to life so she can slaughter them again (no idea where she got it from). She's on quite a few forums, and it one of my favorite interweb persons of all time.

Chuck (xFallenSkyx): wife. That's right I finally married Chuck after many years of her pleading. Despite my reservations, Chuck is still one of the people I am closest to in my life and I do love her. I will deny ever saying that beginning now.

Spire (awkwardanimefangirl): Wife. Spire is fucking adorable. She is probably the cutest of my wives, despite the fact that she is older than I am. Because of her height and her deceptive innocence, though, you would never notice. At first glance, Spire seems to be the kind of person to balk easily, but believe me, she is nothing of the sort. She is one of the strongest people I know and I'm honored to be married to her.

Hunter (batmaaan): Wife. Hunter is my favorite Aussie. Actually, she is everyone's favorite Aussie. The two of us bonded quickly when Hunter began an especially rousing discussion about dick piecings, which happen to be one of my favorite topics. I married her soon after. We took a small break from our marriage because of something too awful to speak of. She said something near unforgivable and I took some much needed time to get over her harsh words. However, we reunited and are happier than ever.

Wolfy (Wolfgrowl): Husband. He can say what he likes but everyone knows he's my bitch. Wolfy is a sensitive little fellow and one of the few males that can be seen roaming around. He's the newest mod of LeviClan and probably the only one of us who still has a soul. But don't worry, we're working on that. Wolfy was once into monogamy but that soon fell apart. We believe his ironclad sense of internet safety will soon follow. His first wife was Hunter, and I was his second. He has now married several others, including Rowan which was probably a bad idea. Wolfy claims I'm a bad influence on him and it's probably true but I've also liberated him and he's very grateful for that, no matter what he says. We bond over being the ones who know the most about Supernatural and we also have very similar views even though we have very different ways of expressing them. Wolfy is a good person and a good husband.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile. (It is all I do who said that? I have a life. I have no life)

If you don't like it when people tell other authors to get off Fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Meanies)

f you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I wonder if I'm smarter there... or if I can actually write something)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Psh, no. Never)

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. (Okay, yes. A lot.)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. (It's time to face facts)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Knives. I like knives. Knives like me. I also like Supernatural. Supernatural taught me how to use knives...)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I don't usually act that friendly...)

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. (If someone thinks I am evil and plotting their death, it's probably because I am)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit some freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile (I am ashamed to be a part of such a stupid generation. Although I think I'm a bit older than them... oh, who cares. They're idiots. 'Nuff said)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (I try not to...)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (I refuse to give up hope)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile (*sobs quietly* Why won't it love me back?!)

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (Of course. What do you take me for?)

If you are always listening your Ipod, copy & paste this to your profile! (Well, I pretty much always have headphones in at least)

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's one of the highlights of my day)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually, I have inside jokes with me and that voice inside my head)

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (I come cheap)

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'M NOT CRAZY)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh hell yeah. We seriously need to get on that)

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Do it all the time. It's part of my creative process. At least that's what I tell people so I can ignore them)

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. (I get bored)

if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (If that's pointless, what about commenting on each of them... *freezes and looks around* I really do have no life)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. (I yell at everything that has done something stupid. Including myself)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can't believe this. I just... I can't)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (This pretty much defines what little life I have)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Oh yeah. Haven't done it for awhile though. Maybe a week or two)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, that's mostly because I was trying to ignore the person speaking... did I just say that out loud?)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. (If there was no FFn, my life would be nothing. No, I'm not exaggerating)

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile. ("We here at Team Four Star do not condone child abuse. We do, however, find it hilarious.")

If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile. (JUST LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE, YOU LITTLE FUCKERS)

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile (Homework *has stare down* the bane of my existence. Right up there with boredom. *it turns into anime style stare down because they are clearly different and anime style is clearly more intense*)

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. (Let's hope I can one day kick my eternal writer's block in the ass)

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Look, it was being a bitch, okay?)

If you think poaching is wrong and poachers are wrong, copy and paste this in your profile. (Dickheads)

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (Where did you ever get an idea like that? *burns popcorn in microwave* If you'll excuse me, I have to continue waging my on-going war against the kitchen microwave. I WILL DEFEAT YOU)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (The microwave being one of them. *falls to knees* What did I ever do to you, huh? I just want my popcorn!)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (If I'm not crazy, then I don't deserve to continue on in my existence)

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! (Personally, I think Skittles are better...)

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (What is tis common sense you speakth of?)

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. (MySpace is, like, so over)

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. (I've never claimed to be a nice person)

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's a habit)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. (*Skips off* I'm off to see the Warriors, the wonderful Warriors of Oz)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" (Well, there's obviously way too many things to list...)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Hah, take that bitch)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Well, I'm weird, soooooo... Does that make all the times I've lost arguments with myself normal?)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (These stupid things bring me quite a bit of joy)

if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (If you can't read it, then you SUCK)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (IT EXISTS. THERE ARE DRAGONS AND FAIRIES AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND I CAN BREATH FIRE AND FLY. ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS LYING. LYING, I TELL YOU)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile. (...)

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile. (Do any other kind even exist?)

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Dragonknightryu, 117Jorn, siriusblack98, The Storm-Mist account, Talons That Fly Upon Rainbows, xXLoverOrHaterXx

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so i MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so i MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so i MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST look for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (I only think the hot ones are hot)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm SLIGHTLY GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life (Well...)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile