Hi! I'm Australian and adore Horse Riding and Reading.

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Fandoms

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heroes of Olympus

Mortal Instruments

Infernal Devices

Bane Chronicles

Dark Artifices

Harry Potter

Attack on Titan / Singeki no Kyojin

Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Rangers Apprentice

Brotherband

Deathnote

D. Gray-man

Bungou Stray Dogs

Blue Exorcist

Soul Eater

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

Haikyuu!

Kuroko no Basuke

Yuri!!! on ice

Rainbow Rowell Books

John Green Books

Pokémon

Misborn Trilogy

How To Train Your Dragon

Rise of the Guardians

Avengers

X-men

Castle

Scorpion

Bones

The Finder

Friends

Dan and Phil

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan (manga)

Total Drama

Deltora Quest

Descendants

Ships

I ship anything and everything, it just depends on the Fic!

Canon's not always right, but it's also not always wrong.

Crossover ships are great.

THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

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If we can survive Percabeth in Tartarus, if we can survive Aylss and Crowley’s death, and waiting for Araluen’s Ranger in BrotherBand. If we can survive Augustus’s sudden death, Will Herondale dying and Jem Carstairs becoming a silent brother. If we can survive Malec's breakup, if we can survive Ash and Flea’s cuteness and the amazing end to Canterwood Crest. If we can survive the violent deaths from Harry Potter, PJo and HoO, if we can survive Margo’s defeat, if we can survive Wendy and Loki’s marriage and Finn and Mia’s adorable kid. If we can survive the Amazing Lorien Legacies and Tamlyn’s change. If we can survive Merry and Liliana’s relationship, Zed and Rozalina’s cuteness, if we can survive never knowing what happens next on Avatar:TLA, the dangers of the Merrick Brothers and their friends, the end of the Flood Series and all the other heartbreaks of all the Fandom’s, if we can survive all that, then we can survive anything.

Sign and Repost this, if you are a true Fangirl/boy and Proud!

PJoHoOFan,

Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Rick Riordan), Heroes of Olympus (Rick Riordan), Rangers Apprentice (John Flanagan), Brother Band (John Flanagan), The Fault in our Stars (John Green), Infernal Devices (Cassandra Clare), Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare), Horse Mad (Kathy Helidonitis), Canterwood Crest (Jessica Burkhart), Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Paper Towns (John Green), Trylle Series (Amanda Hockings), Lorien Legacies (Pittacus Lore), The Silvermay Series (James Moloney), The Wildkin's Curse (Kate Forsyth), Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Elementals (Brigid Kemmerer), The Floods (Colin Thompson).

I would recommend any of these books/ Cartoon :)

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Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough*(Guilty)

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. (A girl can dream right?)

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Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

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Darth Vader- Come to the Dark Side! We have Blue COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker- Nah, the rebels have Dauntless cake.

Darth Vader- Ooh! Can I be a rebel, please?!

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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), PJoHoOFan (Australia),

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes "Five minutes left!" Crazy is when you dream of being Max at night and Fang admits he is absolutely in love with you! Crazy is when you read fanfiction or update your profile instead of whatever you're supposed to be doing. Crazy is when you know the difference between "poke" and "pwonk". Crazy is when you laugh so hard you snort and the other people don't even look up. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. Nobody knows she was raped at the age of 13. People call another guy fat. Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

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Cel or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide on the third of April.

She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them.

She is dead now. I will miss you forever, my sister.

I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel.

Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying:

Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Draph91, The Dead Can Live, Pertemis fan, John D. Malcolm, SmileyFaces (Guest), Please Read (Guest), honeybear8342, AncientTide, PJoHoOFan,

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If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against bullying copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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The girl you just called fat?
She is over dosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly?
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped?
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars?
He fought for his country.
That boy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother is dying.
You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Re-post if you are against bullying. 98% percent of you wont repost if you are the two percent that have a heart

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Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,

Calling me FRIENDLESS won't make you POPULAR,

Calling me CRAZY won't make you SANE,

So why bother?

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The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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I got this from SugarIsHEALTHY's profile. I've seen stories like this before, but none of them touched me like this one did. (This was actually copied from KJtheELMtree)

"One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

"'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

"As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

"So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

"He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

"There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

"We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

"Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

"Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

"I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

"Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

"Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

"As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

"I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

"He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

"I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth."

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan

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I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. I bolded the ones I am.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (But this one is very true!)

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem.

IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN

IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY

I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIME

I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN

I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist

IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOM

I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOM

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Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals.

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends."

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head, and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

31.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

32) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

33) Calling in the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

34) I may not have a private army.

35) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

36) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

37) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

38) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

39) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

40) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

41) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

42) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

43) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

44) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

45) - Especially not all of them at once.

46) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

47) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

48) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

49) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

50) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

51) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

52) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

53) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

54) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

55) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

56) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

57) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

58) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

59) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

60) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

61) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

62) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

63) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

64) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

65) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

66) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

67) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

68) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

69) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

70) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good-Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

71) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.

72) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry.

73) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.

74) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

75) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogle”.

76) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

77) There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

78) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants,” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

79) Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

80) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

81) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

82) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

83) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

84) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

85) A time turner is not a flux capacitator. I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

86) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

87) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

88) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums. No matter how bored I become.

89) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

90) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

91) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

92) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

93) I will not refer to the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

94) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

95) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

96) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

97) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

98) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

99) Even if he is.

100) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

101) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

102) I am not allowed to sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

103) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

104) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

105) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hairdo.

106) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

107) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

108) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

109) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

110) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

111) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

112) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

113) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

114) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod

115) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

116) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

117) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivor' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

118) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

119) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

120) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what the mysterious ticking noise is.

121) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

122) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

123) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

124) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino Dementor!"

125) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

126) Bringing a Magic 8 ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your "lack of Inner Eye."

127) To which I am not allowed to reply.

128) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

129) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

130) "Because they both need to wash their hair" is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

131) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

132) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

133) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

134) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

135) Portable swamps are not funny.

136) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

137) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

138) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

139) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this every time I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

140) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

141) Neither is my animagus form.

142) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

143) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

144) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

145) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

146) No part of the school uniform is edible.

147) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

148) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

149) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

150) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

151) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

152) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

153) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

154) I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

155) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

156) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

157) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing "Saturday Night."

158) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

159) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

160) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

161) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

162) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

163) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

164) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

165) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

166) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

167) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

168) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "psychedelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

169) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

170) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

171) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

172) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

173) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died" sign.

174) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

175) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

176) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

177) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.

178) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

179) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

180) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

181) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month".

182) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

183) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

184) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I will assume that I am not allowed to use it.

185) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

186) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

187) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".

188) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

189) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

190) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

191) Even though he needs one.

192) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

193) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

194) It is not necessary to yell "BAM" every time I Apparate.

195) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

196) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

197) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

198) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

199) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

200) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

201) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

202) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

203) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

204) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

205) I will not attack my fellow classmates.

206) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area.

207) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood

Stolen from KJtheELMtree

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All credits of this beautiful speech goes to Nic-n'-Nyx.

To all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.

What's yours?

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PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

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You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this sight then?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.(Definitely!)

You quote random lines all the time.(Most of the time)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (That's a great idea! I know what to do during class now!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (That is like, one of the most important part about being a Fangirl/boy!)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :))

You've read a book more than five times. (Duh! I mean, HoH is like 500 and something pages long (I feel ashamed not to know the number :())

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yep!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (At the moment Nico and Leo don't have girlfriends-does that count?)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

(Posted before House of Hades)

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Remember when:

HP was just a printer.

FOUR was just a number.

SUGAR CUBES were just something you put in your tea.

You didn't care about ANCIENT GREECE/ROME/EGYPT.

SHIPS were just big boats.

LOOK AT YOU NOW.

if you can relate, copy and paste this onto your profile. and add your name to this list: ihatejasongrace, PJoHoOFan

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P- Powerful

E- Energetic

R- Rambunctious

C- Clever

Y- Young

J- Joyful

A- Amazing

C- Confident

K- Kind

S- Stupendous!

O- Optimistic

N- Noble

PJO fans need to have this on their profile

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

When you see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t the Princess Andromeda.

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You don't read anything but PJO for three months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your godly parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it's a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

At the beginning of your first History class, you burst out, "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend to (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you (mentally) scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got a copy of one of the books at all times in case of emergency.

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your friends godly parents.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas, in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

Your Internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You crack up if anyone mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You get other people obsessed.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in HoH.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLT, SoN, TLH, MoA, and PJO and use it in conversations.

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is (Poseidon or Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

When the three-month countdown starts, you check every fansite you know of every day for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. (Although I don't have a golden drachma.)

You're trying to learn Greek.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark-haired green-eyed boy.

You have a crush on Nico.

You just have to research more about Greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

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-PJoHoOFan