For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,, Gaara-Ino4ever,Twy

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway),SharinganwarriorTribute('),(i have done it AT LEAST 1,347 times i have many issues just ask SharinganwarriorTribute) Gaara-Ino4ever (I have fallen down a flight of stairs so many times, my friends wonder how come I haven't died, or even broken anything.),Twy(I actually broke something...it just happened to be a snow globe.)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their ass off at the others

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge"),Twy(Shikamaru,cause he represents the badass lazy peoples!)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i dodn't know what categorey music they would be

copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one)

copy and paste his if you think the following quesions are funny copy and paste this if you think the following questions are stupid and have no point to them these are random questions i got from a quiz on (go to that website if you would like to do the quiz)

1) Some idiot tries to break into your :

Lock the bathroom door.= )

Depends...what if they just need to go?

Is...this based on what i did yesterday?

Threaten you have a killer tiger with you

Scream and start chanting: DOOM ON YOU

2)You eat butter with:

BUTTER!?

Um i eat butter...with toast...

A SPORK!

A spoon maybe I don't eat it i throw it at houses

3) You found a penny on the :

Pick..it up

Sell it to an old lady for 5 pennies

Poke it with a dog's tail.

Steal it. Even though you found it...

4) which activity would you rather do...

hang out with BFS(best friends)

throw peanut butter at pigions(that comes up once again)

hide from the scary creatures in the outside world

sell overpriced candy to little kids

lay back and relax

(this is the 5th and final question) How many fingers am i holding up?

WHOA!

20?

6

You're scaring me

Banana!

Okay so... WHO WaNtS CoooooooooooKIIIIESSSS... and chocolate milk...

101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someones roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someones shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you dont want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesnt rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other peoples parties.

102. Use 102 instead of 101 for your lists

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer

A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out 4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all American. Male cheerleaders are scary

Men are sensible about socks. They wear argyle socks or standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. Socks with pictures of clouds on them. Socks that are cut way below their ankles. Socks that have little fuzzy balls on the back (Cause we're awesome like that)

Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

Colored underwear. Women are allowed, in fact encouraged, to wear colored underwear. There is no reason for a man to ever, ever, wear anything besides solid white.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, ., Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, GaaraIno4ever,Twy

Paste this on your profile if you have ever eaten a root beer float with a soda other than root beer,put your name on the lift and put the soda in ( ),Twy(Sprite,Coke,and Mountain due),

Past this on your profile if you think Sprite and Mountain due are the same thing.

If you've ever tried to think what you'd be like in an opposite dimension and then stopped because you were getting a headache paste this on your profile and add your name to the list.Twy(Too many oppotions,so little brain space!),

past this on your profile if you have ever found a bug in your cereal and put your name on the list.Twy,

QUOTES

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I am worse than evil I am the author

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too)

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? No I would step onto a pile of bodies.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught then lie.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

If you think life without computers is useless copy and paste this into your profile. (just think if we didn't have computers you wouldn't be reading this right now would you?)

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the
driveway?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what
they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"??

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
mouse??

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate??

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
naked??

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers??

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Lisp??

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat??

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics??

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP??

If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"??

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks??

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag??

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water??

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from??

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo??

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive??

"Yeah," Sakura said, "I would rather fight Orochimaru or even the entire Akatsuki than wake up Tenten."

"Well," Lee said, "we can’t leave our youthful flower."

"Someone should go get her." Neji said, and then everyone looked at him. "W-Why are you all looking at me?"

"Neji, my youthful teammate! Go wake up Tenten!" Lee said giving Neji a 'nice guy’ pose.

"Why don’t you?!"

"Because she is your teammate!"

"She’s your teammate too!"

"But you’re a Jonin!"

"So, Gaara is Kazekage!"

"JUST GO!!" Sakura yell.

"Fine." Neji said but before he left Lee can up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Neji," he said in a serous tone, "I will miss you."

"Thanks for the support." Neji said dryly. As he walked to the tent he glanced back at the people who were sending him to his death. They were all standing there with a smile on their faces waving sweetly (even Gaara). Neji turned to the tent and gulped before going in-From Sand, Leaf and Hogwarts by DragonAnime000000

Convince Gai and Lee that jumping out of Naruto’s closet at 3:00 in the morning is youthful... yeah...- From 40 ways to Drive Naruto up a wall by MyObsessionIsGaara

"We’llbegoingnow,nicetoseeyouBYE!" screamed a very flustered Sakura as she yanked the boys out the window.

‘Do they know they just jumped out a 5 story building?’ Kakashi asked himself.

"WHAT THE..? AHHHHH!"

‘Apparently not.’

"OOOWWW!"- Sir Pranksalot by Tailia

"Blah!! …BOOM!!" Naruto yelled, laughing.- from Rich Boy, Poor Heart by Pink Cresent Moon.

"S-she’s a person who thinks o-of the glass half full…n-not half empty…" The female Hyuuga said. They all stared at her.

"Wow…that’s deep…" Naruto replied.- same story.

"Run, Neji RUN!! Your life depends on it!! RUN!" Naruto screamed.- Guess what its the same story!

Sakura twitched and held the phone down. Hatake Kakashi, I’ll never understand how you do it. Or why you call people at two in the morning….- Steppin to the Rhythm by Zakurrah-chan

"I'm an ANBU too, I deserve to go in there!" He heard a woman's voice scream. "If you don't let me I'll used your neck as a door knob and twist it!"

Sasuke knew those threats instantly. It was Sakura.- Heart's barrier by xkawaiichix

Creating a bunshin – A bit of chakra.

Making your transformed bunshin pretend to be gay – A lot of Hyuuga pride.

Watching Tenten scream at her failed plans – Priceless: Let's Play Matchmaker! by sodenoshirayuki13

I’ve never seen Naruto this happy, he was usually just high on sugar- Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul

Computer:
Welcome. Password. Please.

Neji: Hmm. Think like Naruto.

Neji: Uhh. I love Sakura.

Computer: ACCESS DENIED.

Neji: Hmm. Nine Tailed Fox.

Computer: ACCESS DENIED.

Neji: Uhhhhh. Neji is one sex-eh beast.

Computer: You are a biscuithead.

Neji: O.o

Neji: Hmm..AH! It's so obvious!

Neji: RAMEN NOODLES.

Computer: Welcome. Naruto. You. Have. 300. Un-read. Messages.- Ask Naruto by commanderkiddo

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your

signature to help him gain world domination.

"Show me a sane man and I shall cure him for you."C.G. Jung

"Wit is educated insolence."Aristotle

"Happiness is good health and bad memory."Ingrid Bergman

"The diffrence between fiction and reality?Fiction has to make since."Tom Clancy

"If stupidity got us into this mess,why can't it get us out?"Will Rogers