The Woman, Maketh the gear.

Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

Introverted Izuku Midoriya has the ability to spot the weakness in whatever he sees, imagine his surprise when his first friend at his new school is a girl invisible to everyone... Except him. (Rating changed from T to M for Lots of Teasing and Mature Themes and Situations.)

Izuku was born with a quirk, just not the kind of quirk he wanted, or the kind that was liked by those around him; now he has to find his place among the heroes, with a curse that seems fit for the darkest villain. Rathed M for graphic descriptions, dark humor, and possible romantic stuff.

When quirks appeared, humanity dealt with the greatest power shift it had seen in millennia. The sudden change gave women powers never seen before, but men were left behind. It was an age of heroes. Now 200 years later, the rest of humanity began to catch up... and it all started with a man gifted with Total Command over every function of his body.

After dying while battling the 12th Angel, Shinji is resurrected into a world of swords, magic and monsters, where he is chosen to be the champion of the God of Metal and the Goddess of Healing. Rated M for lemons and blood. Multi-crossover.

Midoriya Izuku always wanted to be a Hero. But now he bears that burden for more than just himself. With the power of The Gamer, he just might be the next #1 Hero. Izuku as The Gamer. Massive x-over story, expect changes to the 1-A roster...

Toru overhears All Might comforting Midoriya following the Hero Killer attack and wildly misinterprets what she catches as she tries to listen in. Naturally she tells the girls of 1-A and shenanigans ensure. Rated M for sexual humour and sexual content.

What if instead of Kazuma, the world of Konosuba gets the Number 1 cinamon roll of the hero world? Find out in this experiment of a crossover!

From Halo's ashes, a mismatched Alliance is born. UNSC soldiers now serve alongside both Batarian deserters and shifty Jackal Space Pirates. Now Shepard and Master Chief have to keep these strange bedfellows from killing one another before they can stop an emergent new threat to the galaxy. The Next Swashbuckling Chapter of the Wormhole Chronicles.

Wait. Why are there three of them? Izuku x Cerberus from Helltaker

A mysterious package from the future leads to 13 of our favorite characters experiencing the adventures of Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden as he lived them. Can you die from too much sarcasm? Guess we'll find out.

Hitomi Shinsou always wanted to be a hero, and after her match with Izuku ( and a bit of late night stalking) she realizes that she's never worked for her dream. Now because of Izuku she has a path forward, now she just needs to not fall in love with him. Female Shinsou

Mabel and Dipper return to Gravity Falls three years after their life-altering summer vacation spent with their Grunkle Stan, to find that Gravity Falls never stops being, well, weird. As the twins encounter old friends and reconnect with the supernatural inhabitants of Gravity Falls, new dangers lurk just outside of the knowledge of Uncle Stanfords old journals.

The obligatory Mass Effect-XCOM crossover, just set a little earlier than most. The Migrant Fleet is looking for new worlds, new tech, new allies. Humanity would very much like to not be exterminated by aliens from beyond the stars. SYNERGY!

Eiko knew that puberty was supposed to be weird, especially with quirks being thrown into the mix, but she really wasn't prepared to start turning into a dragon. This was all Izuku's fault and his weird magic quirk. Now she stands as his familiar, guardian, friend, and something more. Izuku x Female Kirishima. She's a dragon... kinda. Izuku has a quirk. It's bullshit.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Kyoka Jirou has a small problem and unfortunately for her the only person she can ask happens to be the best person for the job. Shame its all a lie. She needs Izuku Midoriya, to pretend to be her boyfriend, for just a single night.

Izuku Midoriya wants to be a great hero like All Might was. Unfortunately on his first real quest he nearly gets eaten, but he did find a broken magical sword. A magical sword that just so happens to be the body of a pair of twins that can't stop arguing with each other. Now he goes on a new quest, reforge the blade and restore Sho & Ko to whole. Fantasy AU, Fem Shoto

AU, What if during a desperate last assault on hero society the League of Villains and all of their allies were captured. But their fates doesn't end by being imprisoned for life. Due to the intervention of All Might and Izuku Midoriya, the League were sentence to enter into a rehabilitation program where they'll be force to work average office jobs to repay their debts to society.

A quick drabble; a joke I had inspired by XKCD. Probably not that good of a joke, but it wanted out...

Fuck.

With the help of Kyoka Izuku discovers that he's had a quirk all along, he's great at playing the guitar, but with One for All amping it to the next level just how amazing can he shred? Watch as Izuku becomes what he was always meant to be. A god of rock and roll.

Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.

Mankind has reached a new Golden Age. They've reached the stars, become part of a galactic community, and shed all the problems and failings of their history to rise anew, all thanks to the mass relays and the technology they discovered. Problem is...sometimes history catches up.

After losing everything and running away from foster care Izuku struggles to cling onto his dreams. He will go to U.A. He will tear down every barrier in his path and he will show All Might that he was wrong for saying that someone without a quirk can't be a hero. Along the way he will encounter friends, and eventually he will met Nejire Hado who will change his life. OC Yuyu

Liara T'Soni continued her mission to protect the Galaxy while Commander Shepard is in another dimension. She must stop the Covenant and the allies they've gathered from wreaking havoc in a Galaxy without it's greatest hero. While she's had some success, there's a gathering storm on the horizon and one of her crew of misfits will be forced to confront her past before it clears.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

Mei's been thinking about Izuku a lot lately. She didn't think much about it but then she started making him stuff and now, she kind of wants to know why? Now Izuku has to help Mei understand that she has a crush on him. And what exactly that means for him. IzuMei

Eiko Kirishima had been Katsuki's battle partner for years, when he gets injured one night and refuses to go to the hospital she takes him to a mysterious address where she meets his childhood friend Izuku Midoriya. And oh no, he's hot. Quirkless -slightly mad - scientist Izuku. Fem Kirishima! Probably fluff, and definitely a mistake.

Three of the top pro heroes experience an awkward morning after a night of drinking and celebrating their new hero ranks. Adult Izuku Might continue.

Christmas Cake: Once a woman is 25 , no matter how attractive she is, in japan no man will want to marry her. Yui never once thought much of the title, but Izuku intends to have her as his Christmas cake.

Reiko Yanagi is a ghost, had been for a long time. She's the unseen hero that helps out by doing ghost things, even if nobody can see or hear her. Well, that is until she meets Izuku Midoriya. Now she can finally have someone show her all the memes she wants. Izuku x Reiko

After a series of failures, Momo's desperation leads her to seek help from the Demonic Monster of the Support Course the Third Year Izuku Midoriya! Tall quirkless badass Izuku that don't need no quirk. IzuMomo

What if there is a good reason why Izuku never mention a word about his father? What is it? (Rated M for cussing)

(EPILOGUE posted)Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control.

What started off as a random plot bunny has gained something of a life of it's own. Dresden teaching at Hogwarts is a fav of mine, so I had to give it a whirl. Thanks to The Dresden Files Facebook page for the germ of the idea, and to Jim Butcher and J.K. Rowlings for these great toys :-)

The Reprinting of Fruity Loops- SUMMARY: Shinji, Asuka, and Rei wind up a time loop as a result of Third Impact. What follows is a mess of insanity, teenage hormones, and memetic humor. (ReixShinjixAsuka OTT, ShinjixKaworu hints) CRACK!Peggy Sue fic.

Second Impact did more than just change the world's climate, it brought various creatures out of hiding and into the world. Now, thanks to Misato's friend from college, Shinji has to deal with more than just fighting off the Angels, he has to learn how to live with monsters.

Time is immutable and past sins cannot be undone. It is too late for Asuka Soryu, too late for Shinji Rokubungi, too late for Yui Ichijo. Yet hope is not entirely lost for it is not too late for Asuka Langley Shikinami, for Shinji Ikari, for Rei Ayanami, for their time is only just beginning. And into that time steps those who seek redemption from their sins by forging a new dawn.

We, the People, the Machine, the Broken.

Bakugou Katsuki was a lot of things. But he wasn't an idiot. Not by a longshot. He recognized that rumbling feeling in his stomach when she looked at him in their match at the sports festival.

Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?

An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.

It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.

Following the destruction of the Temple Ship, humanity rises to become stronger than ever, and is determined that they will never again allow any enemy to repeat what the Ethereals did. In Vigilo Confido.

Emi Fukkado wakes up and suddenly three vaguely familiar men one of which is really grumpy and probably likes cats try to tell her that some little girl accidently made her a teenager again. And she thought she was the jokester! Time travel... kinda. De-aging via quirk mostly. A pairing nobody asked for Izuku x Emi (Ms. Joke!) Terrible jokes inside.

Harry Dresden has never had it easy. Villains, monsters, and the occasional near-death experience take their toll. But if given the chance... would he give it all up for a normal life? A one-shot vignette.

The Age of Monsters ended in Second Impact, or so everyone says. When Mankind finds itself besieged by the otherworldly Angels, Shinji Ikari will accept a destiny thrust upon him and rise to protect the Earth. He will not be alone, as old guardians -and their enemies- of a bygone age return. A fusion of Evangelion, the Godzilla Mythos, and Ultraman. Rebuild of Hail to the King.

Izuku can't wait to become a pro hero like his idol and at same time, glad that his childhood friend is in his class...But why is he the only boy in his class! His heart can't take it! Will he survive his all-female class, quirky people, fending some villains off and make it to graduation in one piece? Let's find out in Lovey Class! "Whose idea was it to put him in this class?"

After Third Impact fic. The world goes to some semblance of normality. Ikari Shinji lays in bed, unmoving, tubes and wires all over, machines beeping away. Asuka stares, horrofied, at the result of her violence. Maybe revenge tasted...bitter. AXS.R&R

Harry might be an average student, but fortunately for his teacher, he's a better than average wizard.

The truth is, Shinji was sane when he came to Tokyo 3 the first time. The second time? Not so much. Needless to say, things get a -little- weird. Pilot-centric, love triangle, harems, yaoi yuri snowballing motorboating golfcarting ALL OF THE TAGS ON THIS BEACH. SEE THE REDUX VERSION FOR THE CONTINUATION.

Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.

Assigned to class 1H a quirkless Izuku catches the eye of Mei Hatsume for his ability to analyze quirks and the two quickly go into business together. But soon their partnership will blossom into something more. Low action, a few OCs, Mei x Izuku, Romance, and Fluff. Quirkless Inventor Izuku!

A geek ends up in the XCOM universe. Good News: He's just the Chief Engineer's personal assistant. Bad News: The Chief Engineer is Tony Stark.

Discipline is an important aspect of an apprentice's education.

After an Angel attack, Shinji and friends somehow, against all logic and common decency, get genderflipped. Will Shinji master walking in a skirt? And why did Ritsuko mix Kool-Aid with the LCL? (A fair bit of raunchy humour and transgender themes; do not read if you are offended by such things)

AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...

Everyone in U.A knew that Midoriya Izuku was the epitome of adorableness. That was why they never really talked about it. You don't really argue against indisputable fact that everyone knew about. Others, however, couldn't say the same. Or; the 1-A kids find ways to weaponize Izuku's cuteness.

There's one consolation for those born quirkless – a big one.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!

Some things will make you re-evaluate your life. Getting blown up, thinking you're fine, and then looking down and seeing a hunk of glass sticking out of your body is one of those things. Tim decides it's time to put his life on track and go after the things he wants, namely Abby and a family. Novel length McAbby erotic romance.

Midoriya Izuku is adorable as hell, and everyone in 1-A knows this well. Most doesn't realize how dangerous he can be. He was dangerous because he doesn't realize just how adorable he is. Or; Izuku is an adorable sunshine child, a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure, and no one can say no to him.

The r-rated hero Midnight teaches Class 1-A sex ed. Panic and hilarity ensues. Multiple ships galore! Rated M for sexual references and, of course, Bakugo.

Two years after Instrumentality's end, a new Angel threat rises, and Shinji Ikari comes out of retirement to train the next Eva pilot.

A collections of short stories in which 1-someone gets the hiccups in class, 2-Izuku and Ochaco play the pocky game, 3-at the beach, some of the girls realize Izuku is quite muscular, 4-the class deals with a cockroach in the classroom, 5-Everyone knows Izuku and Ochaco are sleeping together, except for Izuku and Ochaco, 6-Izuku is the master of Parkour. Some IzuOcha.

Deku wrote a LOT of notes on other people's quirks. What if they read those notes?

"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!" Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction. "You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.

Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.

Starting after Shamshel/Episode 4, angels arrive in a different chronological order than in canon, as do certain other events. In the midst of all this, Shinji, Asuka and Rei form bonds to each other, that will eventually result in romance. But of course, even so angels screw things up, SEELE keeps plotting and Gendo advances his scenario.

Originally a oneshot. Now a series of insane events. I know the grammar sucks in the first chapter but I've made improvements on the others. Inspired by the original The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya, Haruhi-chan, JAEO's The Crack Brigade, ssu's Haruhirolled, Mirage of Haruhi Suzumiya, and the Ramirez! Do Everything meme. Read one segment of a chapter a day to keep up.

Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all

A series of one-shots that basically amounts to me slapping a new Quirk onto poor Deku. Quirks shown here are free to use.

Ah, mornings, the time of bright lights and sunshine and a time to start the day. But for Class 1-A, their morning turns into a mess when one of their classmates is found as sick as the dead. With Recovery Girl unavailable, everyone pitches in to nurse Izuku back to health. Things get even messier when he starts sharing some childhood memories with them.

It surprised her how Izuku could shift from being extremely easy-going and gentle, to strong and determined. She could say he was an awesome guy... an awesome guy who just happened to be her best friend. An awesome guy who she found very attractive as well. This had bothered her, and it didn't help when Sero pointed something out, "Midoriya, is that a hickey?" IzuOcha.

Asuka and Shinji struggle to survive in the Post 3rd Impact wasteland. What went wrong? How did the boy who rose to become God plummet down so low? Asuka struggles to unlock his mind and prevent it all from happening again. Rating may change due to language.

The year is 2056, and all Maritime Commerce has been halted by the sentient Fleet of Fog. Humanity is nearing the borders of extinction and is fighting desperately to change the stagnant Status Quo. Nothing seems to be working in there favor and time is running out. However, there are those who have made friends with the Fog, and are willing to fight. (Extended Summary Inside)

Tips and facts on what to do if your dating a non human female.

Relaxing one night after solving a case, Karrin notices a strangely shaped trophy on Harry's shelf.. Something I thought of while watching. And I hadn't come across similar yet. Note: I own nothing.….. The Amazingness of the Dresden Files is all Jim Butcher.

Harry was hoping for this to end in a Fake-Out Make-Out. [Fake Dating AU]

"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]

Kimihito and the myriad Monster girls who live in his home stumble across an old manual for a game he used to play, the exciting fantasy adventure of "Catacombs and Chimeras" and decide to pass an afternoon or two playing it themselves. As dice roll and random encounters begin, they're off on a quest to save their beloved Prince from the Forces of Evil and the Wicked Queen.

For the first time in as long as she can remember, Wendy doesn't have to spend the end of December out in the woods doing the usual annual survival training with her family. The twins have invited her down to Piedmont so their friend can finally have the first genuine Christmas of her life. However, it seems that not everyone is happy to have a tomboy over for the holidays.

He'd only left her alone for an hour. Two tops.

Harry has a slight accident. Blame the unicorn horn. [Canon Missing Moment, Ship Goggles]

Mab drags along Harry on a meeting to solidify the peace with Titania in anticipation of things to come. Given an opportunity to dish out a bit of payback, Harry jumps on it. Rather literally. Spoilers for Skin Game.

Space is infinite, but under the right conditions even a galaxy can feel too small.

Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe

Starts one month after Zeruel's attack when Shinji returns.Misato feels grateful for everything he's done and been through, so when he comes home she decides to show him in the best way she can. Rated M for mature content, warning lemon content. Final chapter published, chapters 1 though 6 re-edited for spelling and grammar.

Every generation has a purpose. Every person has an origin. Every story needs a beginning. Welcome to the Beginning of Evangelion. Read to find the origins of SEELE, Kozo, Gendo, Yui, Naoko, Kyoko and Mari. In this reality, everything you think you know means nothing, and everything you assume means even less.

Instead of being left with his uncle, Shinji gets picked up by his mother's cousin. One Rokuro Okajima, or Rock as he's more commonly known as. A young Shinji grows up seeing Rock and Revy as parental figures, meaning he isn't going to be the push over that Gendo expects once he arrives.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

Having won the tankery nationals, Oarai continues to thrive, but new rules set in motion a new turn of events. Aircraft are now allowed into Sensha-Do with male pilots, and some of these fly-boys might just have some of the girls in their crosshairs! HanaxOC

Based off the age-reversed AntiGravity AU. Where Wendy and Soos are twelve, and the twins are fifteen. Find out what kind of rollicking adventures these rapscallions get into!

Harry is slightly incapacitated, and Murphy helps. [Canon Missing Moment, Ship Goggles]

Spontaneous ficlets I write in reply for other people's ideas, metas and headcanons. Which also means they're unbetaed; sorry for that.

When people have little in their lives they cling to the small things that bring joy. Sometimes that is good while others it can lead to their downfall. For those working for Nerv, very few have much in their lives.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.

Dresden invites Andi over to teach a Molly a thing or two about water magic and transformation. Things take a turn.

That one time when Harry tried more traditional means of locomotion.

Ice cream and a movie, what could go wrong? [Canon Missing Moment, Ship Goggles]

COMPLETED STORY. Millennium has been defeated but at what cost? Hellsing is in ruins along with the rest of London. Alucard is gone and Iscariot has gone underground. Now, Seras Victoria must learn to survive without her master in a changing world. A world that has new vampire threats, new friends and enemies and where she may be Hellsing's next target.

A strange event brings Godzilla to a world that needs a guardian. A small object accompanies him which forever changes the life of young Shinji Ikari

What if, when the Angels are killed, they become literal Shoulder Angels and haunt the pilots? Surely only good things would come of it, right? Maybe?

Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.

With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.

Nerv has failed, he had failed. The Third Impact happened, no matter how hard they tried to stop it. When Shinji is presented with a choice, save Humanity as it is or conform them into a sea of LCL, he takes a third option. After all, plans never end the way they were intended too, especially not when Shinji is involved. Shinji/Asuka/Rei. Time Travel. Equal relationship.

Millions of years ago, the Earth was ruled not by man, but by the fearsome creatures known as DINOSAURS! Now Earth's only hope for the future may lay in the secrets of its ancient past. Let the galaxy tremble, for our world's most ancient masters have finally returned. The Council is going to have a fit...

Black Court vampires are dying and the circumstances are odd. Odin wants an answer and he sends Hugin to find it.

"No, Murph, I'm not a shapeshifter. It's quite simple, really. The guy who answered the door is Harry Prime. I'm Harry Two, the one on the floor is Harry the Third, and Harry Number Four is somewhere back there." Crackfic. Rated for language.

Older Dipper and Wendy's late night movie marathons take a different turn when Wendy is sleepy. Is she sleepwalking/sleeptalking? Or does she know what she's doing? What happens when everyone in GF finds out? WenDip but also drama and pain and comfort, STRONG EMOTIONS here people! The downs make the ups sweeter! Rated M for safety but really T. COMPLETE. Picture: DA artist Cracket

Fleeing from the glassing of Reach in the belly of the Pillar of the Autumn, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy find themselves stranded with their UNSC allies on a strange Forerunner constructed ring world called Halo with the Covenant hunting them. But Halo holds a secret, one deadlier than both the Covenant and Reapers combined... and it's hungry.

The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.

Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.

The Great War was a long one, millions made it, more didn't. Frank is an ODST, a human just like us, that has managed to survive the most grueling battles for years. With so much experience under his belt he has some amazing stories to tell. This are the life stories of an immature, not-all-in-there, and talented Marine just living, fighting, and being plain badass during the war.

In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.

There was a perfectly good explanation for this. No, really.

fusion/inspired by Space Battleship Yamato. Years after Third Impact, 1/3 of mankind has risen from the Sea of LCL, but the fragile Earth is close to dying. A group of survivors of NERV, together on a space battleship built from the remains of a WWII relic, travel to where the Seeds of Life originated in a final hope of finding a way to save their world and mankind...

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

I'd never realized before how much effort it took to breathe. To will my heart to beat. All those times I'd come out ahead... and all it took was one rookie mistake to undo it all. (Karrin's perspective) (M for language and darkness) (One-shot)

People actually fear this guy. [Canon Missing Moment]

Friends don't hit other friends with big sticks. Unless you're Murphy. [Canon Missing Moment]

There's a time and place to quote Monty Python.

Murphy's point of view. She thinks about what happened on Demonreach. Rated T for a little language

Marcone finds himself magically transformed into a woman. The only person he trusts to help him is Harry. This story's not slash, but you can definitely see it on the horizon.

There's something really odd going on here. If this is an act, could someone please lend me the script? And who's this Kyon guy, anyway? Rewrite.

Just a little something that popped into my head during small favor

A spring rain and a short walk bring Shinji to the the attention of a young woman that changes not only his destiny but the lives of all the staff of Nerv

Long after the end came the next beginning. Something lost since time immemorial is about to return and two souls, so different and yet so alike, are set to clash. Rated M due to Violence and Sexual themes.

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe

Lillith shows Shinji a world in which they fell deeply in love. Can Shinji handle a god's love even when she DOESN'T contain the souls of all humanity? Eventual ShinjixRei, LillithxHumanity, MisatoxPenPen and ShinjixTrain

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

On a trip overseas, Harry and Michael find something far beyond belief. Oneshot

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!

A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!

A simple game of chance changes the lives of not only the command staff but everybody they interact with

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Crossover between Ghost in the Shell and Neon Genesis Evangelion, placing NERV and the Angels inside post-cyberpunk Japan in 2030. Verbose technothriller.

Even wizards get the flu. And no, there's not a potion for that. Quit asking questions.

Mitigation: The act of making a condition or consequence less severe. In the wake of the battle against the sixth angel, something leaves Gendo Ikari scrambling to preserve his scenario. What exactly is Project Mitigation? Who activated it? These questions will set into motion a chain of events that even the Master of Puppets himself could not properly guard against.

What do you do when the opportunity to live out your fantasies comes knocking on your door in the middle of the night, in the form of the best friend you have wanted forever?

Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V

Takes place after "Wolf Moon." Harry made a potion for Bob, but what happens when Murphy drinks it? What will Harry do with Susan upstairs and Murphy trying to undress him?

On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.

Harry and the gang have been chased into a corner by an… unusual foe. Harry tries to think of a way out and, as he is apt to do, he starts talking to himself, while everyone else looks on, with steadily growing horror.

Young Harry Dresden meets an Outsider and suffers a fate worse than insanity… a self–proclaimed girlfriend! Abnormal, Unspeakable, Blasphemous, Ominous, Chaotic, Romance Crack.

Harry has an unusual request for his Murph, and geekiness ensues. Dresden/Murphy, unabashedly fluffy.

As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.

Morgan is being his usual pleasant self, which would be fine if John Marcone didn't happen to see and disapprove.

It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...

Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.

"It's not flirting. It's witty repartee." Harry Dresden rejects your reality and substitutes his own. Rated for language, unintentional drug use and offscreen violence. Warnings for absurd premise, creative anachronism and mentions of David Bowie.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

Molly, Murphy and Harry. Is it Love that's in the air?

Harry will never have an iPhone. Murphy helps soothe his pain. A funny little short, sort of Murphy/Harry. Please R&R! You'll enjoy it!

In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.

In the small sleepy town of Hinamizawa, there have been a string of murders connected to the Watanagashi festival. This has piqued the interest of one Haruhi Suzumiya, who has decided to investigate. But... haven't they been here before?

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

"Murph nodded, as if this was a perfectly logical explanation for why her friend, the wizard, was covered in purple goop." Set sometime after the short story 'Last Call.'

"Our away team took a wrong turn somewhere in Faerie and ended up on Tattooine. Or Arrakis. Or in the middle of the Gobi freaking Desert." Set circa White Knight, pre-Camp Kaboom. References the giant scorpion incident in Storm Front.

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

"My apartment smelled like cordite and burning hair. Smoke was still curling out of the open trapdoor to the lab as I dialed for help. No, not 911. Quit looking at me like that." Set after Small Favor. Rated for language.

For the sanity of everyone involved, learn the rules.

A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.

Sometimes when you get a mysterious death, you need to send in a specialist. When that specialist is Harry Dresden, and he's sent to looking into the goings on of Tokyo-3, there's no telling what might happen.

After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives

In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.

A man's car says a lot about who he is.

Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?

Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?

While on a deep space mission, a CCS- battlecruiser is shot down by the CIS. The battle fought by the surviors is brutal, but it is only a glimpse of what is to come. Ahsoka/OC AU post Halo 3 pre Revenge of the Sith

Harry can't believe it actually got to this point. Brief; what our favorite wizard was up to during the climax of I, Robot.

A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

The wedding is planned and everybody wants a piece of the action. But not all is happy and sunshine as the event draws near

crackfic, wherein Harry's brother rewrites a certain Old Spice commercial and everyone seems to get the joke but Harry.

After a decent but unprofitable day at the office, Dresden is having a hard time living with his left hand handicap. Good thing he has great friends.

STORY REPOSTED! The Magi Computer takes on a life of it's own, and works towards making Shinji their own as well. The Original Shinji/Magi story.

various silly things that occur to me reading Harry Dresden

Michael wanted to tell him something. Harry, though he would never be accused of being observant, noticed.

What starts as a regular day in NERV Weapons Development ends up putting the entire world in danger. NOTE: Contains music. Every time you see .com/something, it's the end of a You Tube adress.

After the destruction of NERV 4, questions have been asked. What exactly happened up in Alaska? Two men seek to answer this. Will they be able to uncover the truth behind the death of their friend, or will they fall prey to the same fate?

An addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". The awareness of the Evangelion Units means that there is a certain responsibility towards them. And so, once a year, Ichi gets a hat, a cake, and a day with Mommy. And her sisters visit, too.

When Asuka was given a precious chance to go back and set things right, she quickly discovers the past is becoming something completely new in itself. Unsure of what is to come, Asuka lives a different past which is slowly becoming her new future...

A familiar individual comes back. Is she an old foe, or a new friend? Spoilers for the first season/book, with hints of events in Vanishment.

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!

Harry keeps shelling out for the Carpenter kids. Oneshot, futurefic.

AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.

Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.

The world has changed and not in a way anybody could have anticipated. Now the survivors have to continue to live in a world they never would have thought they would.

Death might not be short, but all it takes to spark it is one little day. Short little AU one-shot: "What if Asakura succeeded in murdering Kyon?" Obviously not the happiest of stories.

Nagato's gotten used to waiting. Drabble.

What would you do if you thought you had destroyed the world?

A triple-Eva synch test allows Yui to take matters into her own hands to use the pilots DNA to create grandchildren for herself. Story idea from 1v2. Chapter 2 uploaded.

A certain air spirit muses on life, Harry's relationships, and why the number three is always bad. First-person POV, M for language and adult content.

In the year 2020, the world is still reeling from Third Impact. The three unfinished MP EVAs have been completed, and Shinji and Asuka have been called to Berlin to pilot once again. But the new regime isn't the only one interested in the children...

Like a cat, Haruhi found herself growing curious about a certain matter. But like a cat, she was growing impatient.

When Misato sells Shinji for beer, Rei goes to secure his release and ends up paying for him, she ends up owning him as well.

A direct sequel to "The Attraction Of Haruhi Suzumiya". It's only been a week since Haruhi and Kyon finally got much closer to each other. But unknown to both of them and the rest of the SOS Brigade, something catastrophic looms overhead. R & R!

After getting drunk at a party after the 12th Angel, Shinji and Asuka wake up... married! This could get messy...

Because being an Eva pilot just wasn't enough, fate causes Shinji to become stuck with an interstellar police officer named Birdy, who's on the trail of equally out of this world criminals. SERIOUSLY stuck. Evangelion/Birdy the Mighty crossover.

Harry has an interesting experience when someone summons Zalord. 3/1/11 - Changed the rating because I realized I was almost certainly too harsh. If I'm wrong, PLEASE let me know, and I'll change it back.

Mind, body and soul. Together they are strong, but mess with one and other to will soon follow. Looks like shinji's in for a rough ride again. Poor...boy was it?

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.

A cross synchronization experiment has gone wrong between Shinji and Rei. Both have experienced each other's memories and lives. The effects are still unknown. How will this affect Gendo, and the relationship between the two pilots? SxR OOC

Neon Genesis Evangelion romance/drama with Groundhog Day elements and a little humor thrown in. SxR. The pilots find themselves caught in a time-loop, and as things grow ever stranger, will they be able to figure out what's happening without going insane?

Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.

Harry really does have astonishingly bad timing sometimes. Harry/Murphy.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

What was Thomas up to that Harry catches him in a dark alley shirtless and covered in body glitter? Takes place between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.

What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "

Short story about Harry's really bad day and his annoying skull... Book verse. Rated for language and safety.

WARNING! CRACK GALORE! Slight AU. Abnormalities of the brigade set aside, even in normal settings Haruhi's group never fails to amaze. Join the SOS Brigade in their unseen misadventures and outtakes off set of the anime/novel-verse!

We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

It's not you, it's me."

On a joke Misato gives Rei an order that alters the course of not only one life but many

This is an experimental story. It all begins with a question, posed by one Rei Ayanami to one Shinji Ikari. Popular demand insists that I continue.

Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!

Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...

A rescue turns into one long Firefly reference. Harry is displeased. Spoilers up to Proven Guilty.

But not really. Having all the power in the world might sound interesting for some people, but whether it's in Haruhi's hands or his own, it proves to be more trouble than it's worth for Kyon.

Harry muses on mortality and lack thereof. HarryMurphy. Rated for a throwaway line at the end.

Being stuck in a dark elevator in a blackout with a beautiful woman is supposed to be fun... HarryMurphy. TV Verse

Jenny explores her developing sexuality, which leads to romantic entanglements with Brad, Sheldon, and the other leading men in XJ9's life.

Murphy has a question for Harry but it's not what he expected. TV verse.

Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...

Evangelion Onegai Teacher. Complete A freak accident during a weapons test leads Shinji to question reality and all things he knows about his life and reality as a whole

Shinji and Rei end up in the shower together. Lime. ShinjixRei

Asuka gets drunk and confronts everyone about her problems with them, including Kaji and Shinji.

Rei gets drunk and seduces Shinji.

AT LAST! Chapter two is up! The madness continues. Hang on to your lunch, 'cause Shinji can't!

Teamwork is important, whats the worst that could happen? . . . Oh.

A day in Lasciel's...wait...Harry's, head. Implied LascielxHarry, implied KarrinxHarry. Random. No flames please, R&R.

When Shinji dies fighting the 3rd Angel, Yui comes back and tears Gendo a new one for what he did. Oneshot. Warning: adult language.

After being physically abused by Asuka, Shinji receives help from a very reclusive source. Chapter 3 up now! And an Omake in chap 3.

Asuka comes home and overhears a revelationconversation between Shinji and Misato about her. And Omake's!

Gendo gets drunk and orders Rei to seduce Shinji

Shinji gets drunk and starts telling it like it is, with interesting results. Slight ShinjiRei.

The group plays poker and Shinji gets even.

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

A short tale on the effects of misunderstanding the meaning of a single word. Or, what happens when Rei says the word intercourse and Ikari in the same sentence.

Rei and Shinji have been watching too much American television... with scary results! Rated for language, and some mild violence. Oneshot

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...

What happens when you combine Dr. Pepper, cramming for midterms, and not enough sleep? This happens. I'm not saying anything besides that you have to read it to believe it. R&R, because I want to know if you made it through without laughing.

*TAKOBALLS PLUG!* After End of Evangelion, Shinji and Asuka face themselves, the truth and one another as they struggle to go on and find closure for themselves. Care has been taken to ensure character realism.

Action! Adventure! Gunfights! Asuka at Burger King! Columbian cartels! Bum jokes! DJ Croft! Psychic powers! Shinji and Pen-Pen, drug lords! Puerile humour! The adult film industry! Meemits! Clone armies! Rei mailed to Iceland! Inter-species gang warfare!

The Government comes for Gendo, Asuka plays a joke, Shinji tries to get some help, and more

This is my take on the story of the First Alien War (1999-2003), following the plot of UFO Defense. THE STORY IS COMPLETE - Warning: Some of the reviews contain major spoilers!

Third chapter re-written, Its better...i think

A story about how the love of two special girls can change one Ikari Shinji. (Note: Translations and side-stories by other authors are available on my webpage)

Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.