ShadowCat98
 Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim, Mythology, Superjail!, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. NOTICE: I have re-organized my profile so it is easier to navigate. Since the Copy and Paste section is the largest, I have organized it into sub-catagories. Quotes has also been altered in a similar way, but will be put up at a later date. Shadow IMPORTANT FOR INVADER ZIM FANS!!!!!: ATENTION TO The Invader Zim fanbase, if they want any more episodes, they need to listen. We are currently in the process of a massive operation called Operation Head Pigeons. The purpose of this operation; to mass-call Nickelodeon in order to bring back Invader Zim. Nick already stated that they are willing to bring it back if they receive enough demand, as did Jhonen (google "mindspill" for his blog). We shall be the demand. We must work as a team - bring the Invader Zim fanbase together. We all wanted to do this, and now we have a chance to. 5000 people is no small feat, bu that doesn't mean that it is impossible. The Invader Zim fanbase is huge, and, dare I say this, absolutely insane - we've kept the interest in this cartoon at maximum for a decade now. We can't just keep quiet and hope for other people to do our work for us. We MUST work for this if we want anything to happen. Spread he word, get people out there. This is our time to shine. We must link this on fansites, in guestbooks, on DeviantArt groups and imageboards. The 5000 people ARE out there, we just need to reach them. If you wish to help, if you wish to bring back he one show we've been writing about, agonizing over pairings, storylines, character motivations for God knows how long, then Google "Operation Head Pigeons facebook". Join. Bring back the show. We need your help. Be the demand. Bring it back. ABOUT ME: Gender: Female Age: 15 Name (as far as the internet is concerned): Shadow Hobby: reading and writing, gaming, tennis and swimming if the weather's nice, and surfing the web Favorite animal: loves all in their own ways... Zodiac sign: cancer Chinese zodiac sign: tiger Birthday: July 15 Favorite heroes and villains: Batman, Spiderman, Joker, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Riddler, Two-Face(mainly villains XD) Things that make me go WTF: Justin Bieber, YAOI and YURI on this site, My friends on this site: Shadowolf315 and emobabe6(also people I know in real life) Brothers: 3 Sisters: 1 Nieces/Nephews: 1 niece :D MY RANDOMNESS: My other known alias's CooperLover12 (I'm pretty sure) coopermasterthief THE TRUTH ABOUT SOME ONLINE GAMERS (also true anywhere online) If your idea of fun is team killing your entire squad as a Death-match starts, just for kicks, you're a douchebag. If you think glitching or cheating in order to win actually makes you a winner, you're a douchebag. And if you think that for one second, online anonimity is a license to act like a sexist, racist, foul-mouthed biggit, you're a douchebag.-whoever hosted the 2011 VGA said this, not me MY FAVORITE COUPLES: Jack Skelington--Sally Sly Cooper--Carmelita Fox Bentley--Penelope Murray--Jing King Joker--Harley Quinn Batman (Bruce Wayne)--Catwoman (Selina Kyle) Zim--Gaz Dib--Tak Gir--Mimi Red--Purple Johnny--Devi Warden--Mistress Jared--Cherise Aang--Katara Sokka--Suki Zuko--Mai (Most of these can have an OC, as long as the OC is compatable to the canon person, Mary-Sues and Marty-Stus can go F*CK themselves!...they seriously probably could 0.0 *shudder*) (My OC'd Couples) Selene Cooper--Damon Wolf Jaclyn Skellington--Grim Reaper Arianna Mervaux (Jinx)--Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) Sin--Ryu Ivy--Rav Jenny C.--Warden Psycho Doughgirl "Dee"--Psycho Doughboy "D-Boy" Ms. Fuck "Effie"--Mr. Fuck "Eff" (My mind works in demented ways, no?) QUOTES: I own nearly nothing… Random- "Life is yours. You can do whatever you want. If your afraid of getting in trouble, always remember: it's just some random person's opinion, and that's all it ever will be."- A random eleven year old. (No, I'm not kidding you, if you find that kind of amazing, PM me :D.) xXx “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” xXx Insanity- xXx Girls vs. Boys- xXx Love, Life, and Beauty- xXx Insults and Comebacks- xXx Johnny the Homicidal Maniac- Johnny "Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another." "Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!" "Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it's as if I've given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to 'comment' on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!" "The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves." "Well, I just don't want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing more. Not a monster, not a bogeyman. Nothing but another reason to feel better about yourself. Understand that it's just a person - not worth devoting any nightmares to." "You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive." "I've relinquished control of my insanity." We think we are so great in our protests...but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose! OH, RAGING HORROR!! Make this stop!!" "Do you have ANY idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like...well...ME, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! Powdered eggs?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin wonder bras!!! Do you see!? DO YOU?" "You know, that fat little lawn gnome of a God wouldn't answer some easy questions!!! I'm criminally insane - I don't know what HIS reason is for being SO FUCKED UP!!" "Shit! This is awful. At least alive there were nice people mixed in with the social maggots." "You people!! Shit!! You're all idiots!! I admit to being weak and catering to some minor transgression or two, but this place is sick. But I won't let myself give the issue respect by addressing it any furth... YOU STINK!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!! You're in Hell and you're too stupid to know it!" "I detest sleep. I've got better things to do. Besides, I find it frightening - to awaken and be unsure of everything you remember about life not being just part of a dream. Waking means I've slept, and sleep dissolves what certainty I have left." "You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit." "Imagine a sculptor being confronted by a stranger, who, as it turns out, confesses to revere our sculptor. Imagine the flattery known to anybody who is told they've inspired some noble aspiration in somebody. The student then presents our sculptor with a work fashioned after the sculptor's own style - a likeness of the student himself. It is a monstrosity! A fucking mess. Even worse, is that our artist sees that this piece of shit before him is a more reasonable facsimile of his own work than he'd like to think. You fucking idiot!! Admire me?!! You shit!!! I'm the villain in this fucking story!" "Just because we've similar interests does not guarantee you're going to like me! My foot in your ass is a good example of that. My delusionary hell does not agree with yours!!" "And though this gets me no absolution, I WOULD NEVER DO WHAT YOU DID TO THAT GIRL!! YOU ABOMINATION OF MENTAL SUBVERSION!! OH, LOOK!! AN ORIFICE. HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED WITH STEEL?!!" "It's a frightening world to be alone in."to Squee "Dear Die-ary, the passions that drive us should be the ones we respect and admire. To feel contempt for one's own motivations is a vulgar thing. Too often, it seems, I've succumbed to less-than admirable compulsions, driven by this furiously reprehensible machine of mine. So many things inside that I can do without - desires and urges and what not. So extraneous. By the time I write in this book again, I hope to be as cold as the moon that lights this page." "Such amusing fiction, these stories they tell. It always comes to this. If they really had a desire to live, they would've been more aware of how easy it is to die, would've chosen their actions more wisely. In these moments, you can tell they're not regretting having hurt you. They regret doing it to your face. They get so loud. They make so much noise. I try to waituntil I'm off of the room before I start laughing... A blur... of... sweating... screaming... human... drama... but, everyonce in a while, they say things that sound like words. They make me think about what I'm doing. The noises make me uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that... sometimes... I wonder... why I don't just get myself a pair of earplugs." "Dear Die-ary, there's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going." "Why are people so... unpleasant? Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without first knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They do such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to 'so-called' maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind." Squee "NOOOO!! I DON'T WANT TO EAT NO TOASTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED!!!!" Devi "Nny... It felt like such a good thing with him. Have you ever hated someone for making you like them - like them so much... and then wish they would die?" "You know what's worse than hiding from what scares you?!? Do you?! I'll tell you-- it's having good things pass you by because you're too busy cringing in idiot terror, hiding someplace where all you can do is dwell on shit!!"to Johnny over the phone "Sigh... It's so pretty when you're looking down on it."to Johnny, while referring to the town below on their date Psycho Doughboy and Mr. Eff Psycho Doughboy "You see, he's a bit upset just now. None too pleased with the turn of events. I, on the other hand, feel quite lovely. Ironic, really, considering I'm known to be the depressive side of things, while he is more accostumed to being the manic one."spoken after Johnny has died "You are nothing more than an outhouse to him, Mr. Eff, whereas I am his home. He will return, and when he does, that will be the end of it." "Try something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should work!!"to Johnny about killing himself Mr. Eff "Don't expect anything but nasty irritation from anyone you didn't create." "You're alive for now! Why waste your existence mimicking the dead!? Go enjoy!!" "Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!!" "Poisoning our boy's mind with your shit!! You offend me!!!"before tearing off Nail Bunny's head Nail Bunny "You bought me from the pet store, fed me once, and then nailed me to the wall; THREE YEARS AGO. I dont have to imagine." "She liked you and you tried to kill her. That was impolite." "I mean, look at you! You devote more time to fuming over the stupidity of mankind than you do to what you once felt so much for!! Your imagination has been subverted!!" "Killing yourself isn't the answer." "The extent of your work is that anemic piece of shit, Happy Noodle Boy! A goddamned STICK FIGURE!!!" "...who would ever suspect that they were no longer the mind behind the other end of their internal conversations. The other voices have become self-aware." Reverend Meat "There is a disturbing association in your mind, between feeling and weakness. I concur that it does present a vulnerability... but it means openness!! To pleasures! To pains! To grievance and rapture!! What other creatures know such things!!? And you would cast it off like an itchy turtleneck?!! Blasphemy of your species!! Your body screams for input!!" "You were born a feeling creature. There is no unlearning of your nature. Therefore...there is no choice!!" "There is no choice. You're always a slave to something." Various victims of Johnny "Because, and I mean no offense by this, I would like to go."Edgar Vargas, to Johnny "I CAN'T SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!" "MY EYES!! I CAN’T SEE MY EYES!!" Krik: "Shiit! It feels like we've been running around for HOURS. Let's rest for a minute."Tess:"Okayy!! And, hey, let's also thrust our thumbs deep into our EYE-SOCKETS!! WHEEEE!! C'mon, how stupid are you!?"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster) Tess:"You're a real asshole, you know that?"Said to Dillon after they are captured by Johnny. "You're not here because that guy is some psychotic, raving, Neo-Nazi NERD!! You're here because you're a small-minded ass-tick!!!"Tess, to Krik "Don't make me try to come up with an original curse!!"Krik Tess: "I can't believe this. I'm escaping a house full of assholes so I can live in a world where they're NOT in chains."Krik:"Fuck you!"while running from The Not-Moose (the wall monster) "Not... grasping. She speaks of my manliness, but in... what... a negative way? Confusion!Krik Trip to Heaven and Hell "This is Heaven. You can stop praying now."sign outside Heaven "Beware of God."sign outside Heaven "OOOOH, SORREEEE!! I only created THE UNIVERSE!!! You’re right, I should be out running LAPS."God "Understand that these people are not catatonic, they can get up and do as they please. In fact, they all have powers. Highly destructive weapons of the mind. But there is no desire to use them - either out of respect or out of fear of retaliation. Here, the futility and stupidity of aggression is understood."Damned Elize, tour guide of Heaven "HEY!! I'm BLISSING over here!!"random person in Heaven The Devil: "You will address me by my proper, distinguished title - Senor Diablo."Johnny: "Will "Mr. Satan" do?"The Devil: "Yeah, okay." "There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter."Senor Diablo, on answering Johnny's questions "Know that, for all its troubles, the world is perfect. Flawless in its beauties and turmoils. Violence and nightmares being a natural product of humanity."Senor Diablo "Hey!! Move it!! Every place I have to be is important!!"old woman in Hell "Hah! No, it won't hurt at all, though some people say it is the most excruciating thing they've ever known. Your hair might fall out."Senor Diablo, on being resurrected "I’m so depressed. I wish I could kill myself again."Person in Hell Jimmy Jimmy: "I can't leave!!!"Johnny: "I could arrange for that to be true. But at the moment your legs are still attached to your body. Take advantage of that now." "You work with the living canvas, whose ephemeral beauty is realized at that tiny moment at which the life has truly been extinguished from it's shell."to Johnny "No! This is wrong. You...you're supposed to teach me!"Jimmy: "We could work together. I'm just like you!"Johnny: (After smashing a sledgehammer into Jimmy's open torso)"I don't like myself much." Random Goths Throughout the comic there are short side stories focusing on Goth young adults. The running joke is that all Goths are the same, even though they cry that they are the lone "individuals". "Please, somebody rescue me from this hell of inferiority!! I deserve better than to have to endure the stupidity of those who do not share my interests in music!!"Sanguine Jhonen Vasquez Besides the author's note at the beginning of every volume, occasionally the author inserts himself into side comics, seemingly trying to find inspiration for the next leg of the comic. "I trust that your minds are developed enough to take no offense at these things. If not, well, I'm better than you, aren't I?"from author's note, volume 1 "People. God knows I love them (Do not fear the sarcasm.)"from author's note, volume 2 "...there's just a time to pull yourself out of the muddy gloom that sucks at your feet and holds you under the delusion that this is the only kind of attention there is to receive. There is a time to just pack your bag full of a deadly arsenal of weapons and just shake off the dismal robe that shrouds you. Well...perhaps YOU shouldn't go about it that way...No, you probably shouldn't. But you'll be seeing somebody who does. Kids, don't do this at home...unless you're not planning on blaming me (in which case, GO TO IT. We need more things like this on the news.)from author's note, volume 3 "Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."from author's note, volume 4 "I do not adore death as if I were some idiot groupie to the lead singer in a band. I approach it with the mixture of fascination/terror/icy speculation of someone who really knows nothing. I trust, only enough, to know that I like myself too much to even consider bringing about my own demise."from author's note, volume 5 "Letters from "kindred spirits" come in, telling of how they agree with my views and how the world stinks, and of how they wish they could just kill themselves. Well, dispose of yourselves quietly, if you must, so long as you don't leave a note saying I told you to do it, you self-esteem deficient loons. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing - soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss; cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex...well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is."from author's note, volume 6 "...the soon to be ruler of the known universe JHONEN VASQUEZ!! Your desire to be conquered bleeds out of you. I know you want it."from author's note, volume 7 "I mean, I still haven't killed anyone. I think I keep from going over that edge by writing about this person who has taken a flying leap over it." "NOOOOOO!!! I’ve lost the respect of this impolite special ed student!! I have no valid reason to live!! (Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm.)" "A lovely day in the city park. Sun shining, the birds singing! They're laughing at me mom!!" "To achieve THIS shot, we first made a plaster mold of the actor's head. We then filled it with cow parts. Then, for realism, we surprised the actor by blowing a hole through his head."side note "Parents, don't get upset-It's a fake brain. A gelatin mixture was poured into a brain shaped mold. We then filled it with the blood of a homeless man. No one will miss him."side note when Nny throws a molester's brain into a wall "Fun Fact: it's not a moose."note next to panel of the huge monster escaped from Nny's wall "Stupid people: I would ask you to keep in mind that this should NOT be a source of moral guidance (THAT WOULD BE MOVIES). Put away the knives and never allow yourselves to forget: YOU ARE STUPID."note next to Nny's ramblings about torture being justified "He is thinking of how pathetic this is. [next panel] I don't know what he's thinking here. He is very mysterious."notes while Johnny is listening to Jimmy's perversion of Nny's methods "Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs."moral at end of exaggerated one-shot about boy who does drugs "Ah, swearing - Beloved crutch of the intellectually deviant."note during Krik's tirade at a dying Johnny "Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler."note during Heaven fight scene "Angry nun is always comedy."note during Heaven fight scene "Don't sue me. I'm funny."on mentioning Taco Bell "Sir? There seems to be a problem with this ice-sucky machine. Please make my pain end."to gas station attendant Jhonen: Heyyyy...wait a minute. You're the Devil, aren't you?"Gas station attendant: Nooo, I'm not the Devil. Go away.Jhonen: Ohhh, come on. You're the Devil.Gas station attendant: GLAARGH! BLOOOGH! (morphs into demon) Yess! I am the DEVIL!! DAMN you and your mighty word probe!" For those dense fucks who grow weary at the absence of sophomoric violence, here is a little boy being attacked by his cuddly gerbil."side note during philosophical stretch in volume 6 "Check out Happy Jack's Happy Noodle boy Page - I won't give you the URL because life is never easy - do a web search." "Until the future happens, goodnight." "Keep Smiling until you stop" "It's a book you can enjoy with the entire family, so long as they're numb to the grotesque." "I can tell the book's getting more successful because of the dramatic increase in the "YOU FUCKER! I WROTE TO YOU AND YOU NEVER WROTE BACK YOU SUCK YOUR RESPONSE WAS SO SHORT IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DEVOTE SHITLOADS OF PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE TO MEEEEE AND ONLY MEEEEE" kind of letters. People, I do enjoy the letters, but REALLY, to most readers I am a book in their hands, not a friend and not an enemy. Not even a person. What matters is the book, not my personal responses to some lunatic's queries. Overall, however, the mail (paper and electronic) has been quite lovely, making me smile like the little girl I wish I was." "Much more will happen, but I am sneaky piggy, so I no tell." xXx .COPY AND PASTED STUFF (We're going to safely assume I own none of this...): A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? Random- If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile xXx "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality." "What happens?" "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality." xXx If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. (Some of the deaths really anger me...just sayin') xXx If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.{...it makes a good chick flick...} xXx Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have PUDDING! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding. "Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies." Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!" xXx What is another word for "thesaurus"? xXx If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books and other books, copy and paste this into your profile xXx A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. And a Bad Ass is a window washer at a Children's hospital that dresses like Spider Man. xXx SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D! xXx Put this on your page if you love to laugh xXx If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you've ever wished you could go into a horror film and yell "IT'S A F*CKING TRAP, DON'T GO IN THERE!"or "DON'T SPLIT UP YOU IDIOTS!" then copy this into your profile xXx If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. xXx "Keep calm and lead them on a merry chase." xXx "Keep calm and drink the liquor store." xXx "Keep calm and Carry on My Wayward Son." xXx (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. xXx ...J..Put this xXx If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. xXx If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects on you and your life post this to your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac, Invader Zim, and other bad influences:3) xXx "If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD." xXx If Kratos and Master Chief got into a fight, Robocop would win." xXx If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. xXx When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide! xXx If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. xXx Copy this into your profile if you think Disney should make a princess with no hair so girls with cancer can feel beautiful too, as well as a fat one... xXx If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. xXx If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. xXx If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. xXx If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! xXx No not copy and paste stuff...sorry their fun to make :3 If you read warriors copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you are breathing right now copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you are a werewolf, vampire, or a hybrid of both copy and paste into your profile (I tweaks itXD) xXx If your a ninja copy and paste into your profile xXx If your a ninja cat copy and paste this into your profile xXx If your ShadowCat98 copy and paste into your profile (no one but me can be this XD and if you still my name...let's just say there'll be ALOT of blood...you have been warned) xXx If you liked these copy and paste into your profile xXx "Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name." xXx "Oh, I'm supposed to lie. Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine." xXx "Mom: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk? "Me: No!...yes." xXx .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. Total: 8 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. Total: 8 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. Total: 4 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. Total: 6 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. Total: 8 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. Total: 5 I am Darkness, Fire, and Water! :D xXx YOUR GUY SIDE: Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 6 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your don't like the movie Star Wars. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 12 xXx If you hate, hate, hate, HATE, H A T E it when people go 'I suck at summaries' in their summary, because they really should think about what they put in their summary as carefully as they should think about their actual story and not waste people's time writing 'I suck at summaries', when that is neither a summarization of their story nor any use to anyone, not even those who appreciate modesty, because that's not being modest, that's a failure to sell yourself or your story - especially when you think about books in bookstores, and try to think of the last time you looked on the back of a book and found the author saying, "Sorry, I suck at summaries!"- copy and paste this onto your profile. xXx If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! xXx My favorite scene from Adventure Time: It Came From the Nightosphere Marceline's Dad: Of all history's greatest monsters you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one. Gunter: Wak. Wak. Marceline's Dad: No! You can't have my soul! I don't even... Look, just get in here. (Begins to try to suck Gunter's soul). Gunter: (Slaps Marceline's dad's face). Wak. Wak. Marceline's Dad: (Kicking Gunter) Keep your crummy soul! xXx Fanfiction/Author/Artist Stuff: If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. xXx If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile. xXx If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. xXx If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. xXx If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. xXx If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile xXx If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. xXx If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx If you guys/girls love to read, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (I'd like to get two reviews...) xXx Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story. xXx My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. xXx If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. xXx If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. xXx If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. xXx If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) xXx Who would win in a battle of: All the facebook addicts vs. all of us on fanfiction? xXx If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile xXx If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile xXx If you are OBSESSED with FanFiction, copy this into your profile xXx If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile xXx A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile xXx Boys/Men vs. Girls/Women- If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again! xXx A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! xXx TGIF- Thank God I'm Female. xXx Insanity- xXx "When life hands you Justin Bieber, throw him back and demand lemons." "When life hands you lemons, keep them for ammo against the zombies." xXx Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- xXx If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. xXx If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. xXx If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and paste this to your profile xXx Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. xXx People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. xXx If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile xXx Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history. xXx If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. xXx If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. xXx I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! xXx On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. xXx I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. xXx I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. xXx I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. xXx It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! xXx If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! xXx I don't obsess! I think intensely! xXx If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. xXx "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." xXx When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face. xXx Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water! xXx What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder... xXx If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you look over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't there, copy and paste this onto your profile. xXx Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. xXx If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. xXx There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't. xXx Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a good reason they didn't make it to your future. xXx Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing... but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. xXx If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. xXx If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. xXx Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. xXx There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. xXx My family tree is full of nuts. xXx Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance? xXx Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. xXx If you can make the voice in your head stop talking, copy and paste this to your account. xXx Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! xXx If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. xXx If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. xXx If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. xXx If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. xXx If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. xXx If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. xXx If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile xXx If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. xXx If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. xXx If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile xXx If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. xXx If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. xXx If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. xXx If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! xXx If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. xXx If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile. xXx If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile. xXx If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.) xXx If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. xXx If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. xXx If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. xXx If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. xXx If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile xXx If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. xXx If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. xXx If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. xXx For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. xXx If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. xXx If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! xXx Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. xXx Wouldn't it be nice if the world didn't beat you up and smash your face in a mirror when you made a mistake? xXx If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile xXx PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT xXx STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand xXx If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile xXx My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. xXx I'm the kind of guy who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! xXx Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. xXx An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. xXx Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. xXx Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. xXx The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! xXx Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. xXx I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! xXx Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. xXx This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. xXx Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. xXx WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. xXx I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? xXx When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. xXx The world is full of crazy people,they made me there leader. xXx Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? xXx Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? xXx When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!' xXx Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. xXx I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! xXx I’m the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. xXx I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. xXx Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!” xXx Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork. xXx If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. xXx Set sail in a general that way direction. xXx It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? xXx I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. xXx Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it xXx Education is important, school however, is another matter. xXx When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird. xXx Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over. xXx I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight! xXx I am who I am. Deal with it. xXx Let your fucking freak flag fly! :D xXx "If you can't learn to deal with me, then wait till you see the rest of the world." xXx One day I walked into a random place and I saw I dinosaur. Then I Killed it. That's how dinosaurs died. It wasn't a meteor or nothing, just me. I'm a lunatic. I get it. What was your first clue? xXx "Roses are red, violets are blue; you call me a freak, and I'll fucking kill you!" -Jonny T xXx You have fucked an amount of up that does not even classify on the meter of fucking up!" -Jonny T xXx Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? xXx If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. xXx If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for me they can't laugh. xXx Insults and Comebacks- "It seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up." -Unknown. xXx "FOLLOW THE RULES!" "Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf." xXx Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. xXx Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. xXx Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. xXx If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. xXx I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. xXx Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. xXx I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face. xXx While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" xXx Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat. xXx (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. xXx Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word. xXx When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them. xXx People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. xXx "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." xXx "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." xXx If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. xXx Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? xXx It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. xXx Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. xXx I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? xXx Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. xXx "So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to watermelon' it wouldn't make sense." xXx "They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." xXx Men who drops their watch in the toilet is bound to have crappy time. xXx You call me a bitch, I tell you thanks for the compliment. xXx "You know, they're just donuts. They're not love." xXx I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! xXx Love- If you are in, or ever have been in love with a character from a book, movie, comic book, or cartoon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Johnny The Homicidal Manaiac(...NOT LIKE THAT!!! He's interesting...), I admit, I had a thing for Draco Malfoy(Imma weirdo that goes for the bad influences...)) xXx "Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling." xXx If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. xXx Life was so simple when boys had cooties. xXx Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. xXx Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. xXx If you are extremely obsessed with British or Australian boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. xXx If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. xXx Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken. xXx If you really like someone, anyone, but are too arfraid to say it, copy this into your profile. xXx Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! xXx When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. xXx If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! xXx World Domination- (\)_(/) xXx (\_/) xXx ...／l、 xXx The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) xXx War and Politics- "We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war?" xXx War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. xXx If you think Jhonen Vasquez should be president copy and paste this to your profile. xXx If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx If you're an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile. xXx "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures" xXx If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. xXx Friendship Stuff- Friends V.S. Best friends Friends: will comfort you when he rejects you. Best Friends: will go up and ask him, "It's becouse your gay, isn't it?" Friends: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best Friends: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friends: Help you when you fall. Best Friends: Keep walking saying, "Walk much?" Friends: Help you find your prince. Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Friends: will ask you if your ok when your crying Best Friends: will laugh and you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Friends: will offer you a soda. Best Friends: will dump theirs on you. Friends: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best Friends: will throw you a tampon and push you in. Friends: will give you their umbrella. Best Friends: take yours and screams, "Run-beep-Run!" Friends: will help you move. Best Friends: will help you move the bodies. Friends: will bail you out of jail. Best Friends: would be in the cell next to you saying, "THAT, was worth it." Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink Best Friends: Help themselves and the reson why you have no food. Friends: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Best Friends: call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! Friends: Have never seen you cry. Best Friends: wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in privet when your not down anymore. Friends: ask you to write down your number Best Friends: Have you on speed dial. Friends: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Best Friends: Lose your stuff and tells you "My bad... Here's a tissue." Freinds: only know a few things about you. Best Freinds: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best Friends: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you. Friends: will knock on the door. Best Friends: will wallk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Friends: you have to tell not to tell anyone. Best Friends: alredy know not to tell. Friends: are only through highscool/college. Best Friends: are for life. Friends: would read, then ignore this. Best Friends: will copy this and send it to you, knowing that you will laugh. deticated, to all of my best friends, you know who you are xXx Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives xXx If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile xXx She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. xXx My best friends are insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) xXx One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. xXx When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. xXx FAKE VS. REAL (All you guys are real and I love you so much; thank you for showing me that friendship is anything but conditional XOXO) (And my old elementary "buddies" can rot in the bloodiest bowels of hell for all i give) FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this xXx You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. xXx Religion- Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile xXx Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die xXx Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. xXx Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over. xXx I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight! xXx God must love stupid people- he made so many. xXx Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile xXx If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven' xXx Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile xXx A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this is you truly believe in God... P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. xXx Percentages and Chain Things- 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile. xXx If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, thessan11, BamfisAwesome, Melori, Shadowcat98 xXx 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. xXx 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. xXx Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor,ShadowCat98 xXx Ninety-five percent of us out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98 xXx 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. xXx 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. xXx 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. xXx If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6, Darth KenObi-Wan, SunnyEmperor, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98 xXx If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, xXMidnightDreamsxX, Joker-Girl-Kelly, ShadowCat98 xXx If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, RandomFanPerson, The Jonny T Factor, Shadowcat98 xXx Poems- I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this xXx A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile! I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) read it and love it!!* xXx Stories and Things- A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. xXx Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. xXx When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? xXx At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came xXx This made me cry, and that is a tough thing to do! Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot off with a great big crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye" xXx I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.TT-TT xXx Some Random Things To Do- Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza 1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!" 2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?" 3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out. 5. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down. 7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window." 8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief. 9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound. 10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 11. Ask to see a menu. 12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back." 13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!" 14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry." 17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!" 18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get." 19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser) 20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck." 21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell. 27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you. 28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)." 29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..." 17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk . 8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 9) Sing along at the opera. 10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . 11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!" 14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day. 17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. ...But yes, I will do it all anyway. xXx "Things to do at a movie 1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!" 2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head. 3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen. 4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?" 5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie. 6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first. 7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing" 8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed. 9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?" 10. Try to start a Mexician wave 11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend. 12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist. 13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors. 14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are. 15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!" 16. Hum the theme music. 17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling. 18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses. 19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view. 20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly" 21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late. 22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is." -http:///id18.html xXx To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (oh please, I do that ALL the time) 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'IWon! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (I don't have children!) 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile xXx On Racism and other matters- A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! xXx If you feel racism is wrong, POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xXx If you hate child and domestic abuse then repost this on your profile. xXx I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. xXx WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. xXx Stereotypes- What stereotype are you? PREP You own an iPod/MP3 player. Total: 5 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. Total: 7 PUNK You can skateboard Total: 5 GEEK You love the computer. Total: 5 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. Total: 1 HARDCORE//SCENE You like loud music. Total: 5 So I'm goth xXx A List of Stereotypes For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Batman Stuff- "Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments." xXx "Guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." xXx "Even I know that's a bad joke." xXx "Poor girl. Nothing worse than having your pigtails shot off." xXx "Keep calm and dream a little bigger, darling." "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." xXx I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too xXx If you reckon that (as insane as he can be sometimes) the Joker does have views that you agree with, copy this into your profile and spread the word of chaos. xXx Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason! xXx Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight. xXx If Heath's Joker rocks your socks, shoes and soul then copy this into your profile xXx If you don't mind one little bit about having the Joker in your nightmares, copy this into your profile xXx Rest in Peace, Jerry Robinson A Beloved Creator of Robin and The Joker May the Joker's maniacal laughs become joyful cries, as you walk through the golden gates of Heaven xXx Joker Hall of Fame: The Best Quotes from the Worst Villain Heath Ledger's Joker, The Dark Knight (2008) -Gotham National Bank Manager: "Think you're pretty smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?" [Bozo leans down and sticks a gas grenade in the manager's mouth] Bozo: "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...: [takes off his mask, revealing the Joker] The Joker: "...stranger." -"Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!" -"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!" -Lau: "For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe." [From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter] The Joker: "And I thought my jokes were bad." -"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful." [he walks around her] The Joker: "Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..." [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] The Joker: "...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!" [Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off] The Joker: "A little fight in you. I like that." Batman: [off-screen] "Then you're gonna love me." [attacks him] -"I like this job, I like it!" -"And here...we...go!" -"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" -[to Det. Stephens] "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" -"This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them." -"I'm a man of my word." -[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious] Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!" -"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman." -"If you're good at something, never do it for free." -"[over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble." -Gambol: [explodes] "Enough from the clown!" [He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not blow this out of proportion." -Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah." -The Joker: "Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city." The Chechen: "They won't work for a freak..." The Joker: [mocking his accent] "A freak..." [pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the Chechen] The Joker: "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!" -[During a bank heist, the Joker has tricked all his men into killing each other, one after the other. One of the last ones, getting wise, points his gun at another thug, who still has his mask on] Grumpy: "I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash." Bozo: "No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver." Grumpy: [confused] "Bus driver? What bus dri-?" [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy] -Gambol: [to The Joker] "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table] The Joker: "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." [Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him] The Joker: "Ta-daa! It's... it's gone." -Batman: [as Joker is holding Rachel out a window] "Let her go!" The Joker: [giving him a look] "Very poor choice of words..." -[to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have..." [breaks pool cue over knee] "Tryouts." [throws broken pool cue at the thugs] "Make it fast." -"Now there's a Batman!" -The Joker: [the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] "Tell them your name." Brian: "Brian... Douglas." The Joker: "Are you the real Batman?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No?" Brian: "No." The Joker: "No? Then why do you dress up like him?" [grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera] The Joker: "whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Brian: "Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you." The Joker: "Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!" [turns camera to himself] The Joker: "You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word." [laughs] -Gambol's Bodyguard: "Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker." Gambol's Bodyguard: "They brought the body." [a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker's face] Gambol: "So. For dead, that's 500..." The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol's mouth] "How 'bout alive?" [Joker's men hold the bodyguards] The Joker: "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And..." [glancing at thug] The Joker: "Why so serious?" [kills Gambol] -[Batman slams The Joker's head on the table] The Joker: "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next..." [Batman punches the Joker's hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt] The Joker: "See?" -"Why so serious?" -Harvey Dent: "Your men. Your plan." The Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things." -[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but Gordon suddenly points a gun to his head] "Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute?" -[talking about crashing the helicopter] "Okay, rack 'em up. Rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em up." -The Joker: [Joker walks into a meeting with a slow, mockingly false laugh] "And I thought MY jokes were bad." Gambol: "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off." The Joker: "How about a magic trick?" [Joker pulls out a pencil and slams in into the table. After a brief struggle, Joker slams Gambol's thug's head into the pencil] The Joker: "TA-DA! It's... It's gone...! Oh, and, by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it." The Chechen: [Gambol rises in anger] "Sit. I want to hear proposition." [Gambol sits] The Joker: "Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? Ya see, a guy, like me..." Gambol: "A freak." The Joker: "A guy, like me... Look. Listen... I know why you choose to have you little" [clears throat] The Joker: "group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent... He's just the beginning. And as for the television's, so-called, plan, Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him SQUEAL! I know the squealers when I see them, and..." [points, accusingly at the monitor broadcasting Lau's face and Lau turns off the camera] The Chechen: "What do you propose?" The Joker: "It's simple, we kill the Batman." [everyone laughs] Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?" The Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Chechen: "How much you want?" The Joker: "Uh... Half." [everyone laughs] Gambol: "You're crazy." The Joker: "I'm not." [slight mocking laughter] The Joker: "No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma." Gambol: [slams his hand on the table] "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!" [rushes to attack Joker] The Joker: "AH, ta ta ta taaa." [opens his jacket to reveal several hand grenades with their pins connected to a string around his thumb] The Joker: "Let's not BLOW" [everyone gets up and moves away from Joker] The Joker: "this out of proportion." Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" The Joker: "Yeah." Gambol: "I'm puttin' the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first." The Joker: "Alright, so, listen, why don't you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card." [sets joker card on the table and walks toward the door, dangling the string tied to the grenade pins] Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989) -Grissom: "Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal." Joker: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend." [steps into the light] Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier. [laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom] -[talking to a gargoyle] "What are you laughin' at?" -The Joker: "I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia..." [lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table] The Joker: "...threw herself out of the window." Vicki Vale: "Oh, my God." The Joker: "But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs." [breaks the mask and starts giggling] -"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman." -"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!" -Vicki Vale: "You're insane!" Joker: "I thought I was a Pisces!" -"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" -[reciting his poem to Vicki] "I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep." -The Joker: "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Bruce Wayne: "What?" The Joker: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it." [shoots him] -"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile." -"And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!" -Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" The Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill." Vicki Vale: "You must be joking." The Joker: "Do I look like I'm joking?" -The Joker: "My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun." [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] The Joker: "I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys." -"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out." -Bruce Wayne: "Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people." The Joker: "I like him already." -[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on] The Joker: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?" [Batman punches him] -Vicki Vale: "What can I do for you?" The Joker: "Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance." Batman: The Killing Joke -"Madness is the emergency exit!" -"Life's a bowl of cherries, and this is the pits." -"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" -"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'" Batman: Arkham Asylum -"Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right." -"Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun." -"Anyone seen the big bad Bat yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot!" - "Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans. But the problem with their plan... is that when you take an insane person to the asylum,you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best." -"Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me, in a thong?!" -"Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BOOM! Just kidding!" Batman: Arkham City -"You fell for the old fake Joker gag, Batman!" -"Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would - this stuff is killing me!" -"It's ok to die Bats, I'll be here to protect Gotham! I'll do a real good job." MISC. -"Yay! We're all going to Hell!" -"There's two things Lex forgot to tell you about me: I don't CARE what happens to the world, and I DON'T play nice with others!" -"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!" -(to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle." -"Lady, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!" -(to Batman) "Quick question. When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?" -"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too." -"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!" -[Trying to patent "jokerized" fish]"But the fish share my unique face! If Colonel What's-His-Name can have chickens, when they donť even have moustaches-- And you deny this to me!" -"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" -"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." Other Stuff- What Inuyasha teaches us...(10) 1. you can be anime and still be VERY smexy (koga) 2. you can be annoying and still get the half demon of your dreams (kagome) 3. you can be a two-faced cheating, howny, monk and people still love you (miroku) 4. You can die 5x and still live. Go ahead its awesome! (kikyo) 5. you can be moody and hot at the same time (sesshomaru) 6. You can live after 50 years of death (Inuyasha) 7. You can be a g*y midget and still not be killed off (jaken) 8. You can be revived mystically (Ren) can rejuvinate into a giant spider (Naraku) 10. You can be INSANELY cute and be deadly (kilala) BONUS!!! 11. YOU can be a boy and wear a bow in your hair (shippo) xXx How Insane are you? [X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [X] You have been called a blonde.(I am blonde, and highly disapprove of being in the stereotype-_-) so far: 6 [X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I TOTALLY Knew that... _) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. so far:11 [X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling. so far: 15 [X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. so far: 19 [X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Fuck homework :) [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. so far: 23 [ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. so far: 26 [X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [ ] You use memes in real life situations Total: 29 29 x 3 =87 % I AM 87% INSANE!( I figured it would be higher...)I took a test to see how insane I am, and it came out 87%. But, people say that I'm more like 163% insane. *Deranged Laugh* xXx 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Chailene 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Chaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat (HOLY SHIT! I'M AN ANIME!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Shadow-Breeze Kitty(lol, not really on the street name) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Sanchrke(weirdO.O) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi(WTF!) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Hnauyse(I think that's a little more asian) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynette(no) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Moon(BADASS!) Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Disaster(no) Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Sword 12. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? aaaanranara(WTH WITH ALL THE A'S?) xXx Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? My Answer Zim's house, talking to computer, while annoying Zim. 2. Which IZ Character Would You Date? My Answer NONE...I love them but not like that :) Besides I'd try to get Gaz and Zim together and Dib and Tak... 3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer Gaz, because together we would be unstoppable!!!!! 4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate? My Answer KEEF! ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGER! 5. Your Favorite IZ Episode? My Answer Is this a trick queston? I love all of them! 6. Your Favorite IZ Character? My Answer DAMN YOU AND YOUR HARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS! I guess it would be GIR... 7. Favorite Almighty Tallest? My Answer ...Well I guess Purple, cuz he's funny at times...and I can steal his donuts:) 8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer *squeal* HI... OH MY GOD HI!!! ok my fangirl moments over*gives him a hug and Jack Sparrow style runs away* 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer Gir, he would probally be the only one who would want to be there. 10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer GIR...he might have stored some snacks in his head or actually still has enough fuel to save us... 11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer Well smeets are born in tube things because they're cloned...but if he meant it THAT way... *slap* HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!! Get Gaz to help you with that! 12. Favorite IZ Pairing? My Answer You mean PAIRINGS! ZimxGaz, DibxTak, GIRxMimi, and RedxPurple 13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!) My Answer evil laughter* I get to torture them with my insane stupidity! 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer Watch Zim and Dib fight, then pick a side, later to switch sides AGAIN. 15. Favorite IZ Quote? My Answer well i like all the quotes but, GIR: I DON'T WANNA! OK! 16. Favorite Zim Moment? My Answer ALL OFS 'EM! But if I had to choose, it'd be GIR dancing...maybe 17. Favorite Dib Moment? My Answer Prof. Membrane: There'd better not be any walking dead up there! Dib: It's fine Dad!- AND I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT! (And he seriously doesn't believe in the supernatural?) 18. Favorite Tallest Moment? My Answer: ZIM: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Taaaalleeest! My Tallest! Hey, hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest my Tallest, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! RED: I was curious as to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours ZIM...THREE HOURS! So, what is it? ZIM: Well I've noticed that your flying closer to Earth then EVER before and- PURPLE: Hey, how did you know that? ZIM: Oh I know all kinds of things about you! Pretty creepy, huh! Anywho I- PURPLE: HEY, that is creepy... Your creepy, ZIM! ZIM: Heh heh, I sure am. Anywho! 19. Favorite GIR moment? My Answer AGAIN! ALL OFS 'EM! HOW CAN YOU DECIDE ONE! HUH? HUH!?! 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer I CAN'T DECIDE! *pant pant pant* oh look, food *munch munch*...but really I have NO idea... :( xXx You know you watch too much Invader Zim when: 1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy. 2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one. 3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them. 4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy. 5. You talk in third person. 6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.(AGHHHH) 7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts. 8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.(WHO PUT BACON IN THE SOAP?) 9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers. 10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna. 11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures... 12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.(never has been, never will be) 13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period. 14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.(being normal is no fun) 15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not. 16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.(they are!) 17. You wear a trench coat everywhere. 18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.(please, I've been doing that BEFORE I started watching Zim) 19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.(yeah...TRIED) 20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed. xXx from The Jonny T Factor,who i don't know if he would like this but toughluck cuz alot of it is the rules i live by too so nyeh! The rules I live by: Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic. Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than brothers.{me:or other siblings} Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.{i go a step further with toture to some...only person i don't toture is emobabe6} Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all. Rule #5: Raise neices and nephews to love Batman. (I've already got two on my side.){i have to work on it} Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first.{zombies,murderers,many many other things could be back there} Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious. Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.{this is more like my brother} Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight. Rule #10: Try to go super saiyan every day.{i don't know what this means but it sounds awesome} Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE! Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it.{EVERYTIME A KITTEN IS NEAR!!!} Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!", or "Who brought the lube?"{...sure?} Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.{it gets you out of SOLs...} Rule #15: Punch anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls. Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is AJ. Rule #17: Assume every asain person knows karate.{THEY DO!!!!!} Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.{WHOOO...TACO!!!!} Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times.{i only started wathing House a few moths ago...now i'm addicted...my brothers friend had to go to the docter once...House came up when my mom said he believes he has everything he sees on House...now he can't watch it...THIS IS TRUE} Rule #20: There is no Rule #20. Rule #21: Use Gollum impression everywhere.{... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!} Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them. Rule #23: The answer to all questions is 42. Rule #24: Science is a lie! Rule #25: When in doubt, C4.{heeheehehhehhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! KA- BOOM} Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down. Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading gay stories on the site.{...NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*HIDES AND COWERS IN A CORNER FOR AN HOUR!!!!!*} Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable. Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night. Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth italian douchebag. Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion. Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face. Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You never win!) Rule #34: No exceptions. Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily. Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard. Rule #37: Solve a mystery with a group of stoners and a talking dog. Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run. Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach. Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty. Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin. Rule #42: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong. Rule #43: Don't kick babies. Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsabor. Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire! Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.{...I trust Japan...they give me anime} Rule #47: If girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her. Rule #48:Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song. Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first. Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!) Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie. Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again. Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game. Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops. Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you. Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with nieces, fucking murder them. (I seriously beat the shit out of them with a pillow.) Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club. Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you. Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character. Rule #60: Never listen to music around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist. Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!". Rule #62: Never watch the Jersey Shore. Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason. Rule #64: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays. Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used. Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan. Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always an asain person who can do them better.{true...true} Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE! Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in. Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist) Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches! Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them." Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to brother's and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island. Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?" Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used. Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.) Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat! Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month. Rule #79: Loath having adult brothers live with you on a daily bases. Rule #80: Remember, remember, the 5th of November. Rule #81:Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!!! Rule #82: Whenever at someone's funeral, go over to someone crying and say "I know, dick move, right?". Rule #83: Get three people, including yourself, and find a random person and go up to them and whisper "Wake up.", then have your friends each go up to them throughout the day and whisper "You're in a coma." and "This isn't real.". Rule #84: Act gay around brothers, yell at them for being the gay ones. Rule #85: That's what she said. Rule #86: Never get drunk off of alcoholic coffee drinks. 'Cause when your fucked up, you can't pass out. Rule #87: I'M BATMAN! *Grapple away* Rule #88: FUS RO DAH!!! Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true. Rule #90: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines. It is purpose that binds us. We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us. Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive. Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy. Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream. Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys. Rule #95: We ride at dawn! Rule #96: Put out or get out. Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded, and only one empty. Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter. Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'. Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready. xXx 12 random characters from my favorite shows/movies/comics/games.{so far, this is only copied from the jonny t factor. when i have more time i will replace the people and reactions with my own...savvy?} 1. The Joker(Batman) 2. Johnny C.(JTHM) 3. Squee*Todd Casil*(JTHM) 4. Sly Cooper(Sly Cooper) 5. Catwoman (Batman) 6. Scarecrow*or Jonathan Crane*(Batman) 7. Vicente Valtieri(the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion) 8. Jack Skellington(The Nightmare Before Christmas) 9. Sally(The Nightmare Before Christmas) 10. Batman (Batman) 11. Zuko(Avatar: The Last Airbender...the cartoon) 12.Marceline/Marshall Lee(Adventure Time) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? GOD NO! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ...No! That would be beastiality Hot? No! Awesome? YES! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That's impossible...even if Jack was a chick, he's a skeleton 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Yes. THERE ARE TOO MANY TO RECOMEND! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO! Are you insane? Nny and Scarecrow? That doesn't sit right with me at all! 6. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on? Catwoman and Sally? HELL NO!. Batman and Catwoman? DEAR GOD, there are too many to count! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"? Marceline is a chick, so that's somewhat right. Marshel Lee? POOR VICENTE'S EYES WOULD BURN AND HE WOULD KILL THEM BOTH FOR SITHIS! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic? I REFUSE TO DO THIS! 9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? If there was, I would kill it with fire! *goes and freaks out in a dark corner in the fetal position* 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Immortal Bonds 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? ...WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? WHY WOULD SLY WANT TO DEFLOWER THE JOKER? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! NO! NO! NO! FUCK THAT QUESTION! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I have completely no idea. Why would I know this? Next question! 13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? ...Maybe? 14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Posably? 15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? No... 16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I'M BATMAN! 17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? ...buddy, Jack sings his own songs 18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Be prepared to rip out you own eyes after reading this epic wrongness of a story! You have been warned. 19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? You wanna see my hidden cave? DEAR GOD, THIS IS STILL WRONG! 20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Like a month ago. It's hard to find a fic on Catwoman...that isn't yuri... 21. What is Six's super-secret kink? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WOULD KNOW THIS! I MAY BE HIS FANGIRL BUT I DON'T GO THAT FAR! 22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober? ZuZu would have to be very drunk to even THINK about touching the Pumpkin King's girl...plus ragdolls only weakness is fire, or so I'm told 23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Firstly, THAT FUCKING FUCKED UP! Secondly, Squee would be to scared of Vicente...FUCK THIS QUESTION! 24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it. ...WHAT? Joker and Sally are in a happy relationship (HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) until Sally runs off with Sly (NO! NO! NO!). Joker, heartbroken (DOES JOKER EVEN HAVE A HEART?), has a hot one-night stand with Zuko(HOLY SHIT! KILL ME NOW!) and a brief unhappy affair with Marceline/Marshel Lee(either way that's way passed effed up!), then follows the wise advice of Catwoman (Who hates the Joker, I might add!) and finds true love with Squee (This ending, IT SCARES ME!). Title: How Did Anyone Get Away With Writing This? I know no one who would dare write this story. 25. What would you think if you found out Four was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I would be surprised, seeing how Sly is an anthropomorhic raccoon thief that can talk 26. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky? I would assume something messed up and run to my PANIC! EMO corner 27. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever? It wouldn't really get to me. Cause I know he can kill me at any given moment 28. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Dammit, Batman! I told you I'm not HABERING DANGEROUS CRIMINALS! As much as I would like tooX3 29. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world? Joker emo? Well, first off, he wouldn't slit his wrist. He would cut his cheeks into a smile like the Heath Ledger performance. 30. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now? Inner thought: "HOW SWEET! Oh SHIT, Carmelita might kill me!" 31. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Why would you need my brush? I SAID NO DNA EXPERIMENTS! 32. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? VICENTE, GO FUFILL YOUR CONTRACTS TO THE NIGHTMOTHER! SALLY, WHY WOULD SWEET AND SHY LITTLE YOU EVEN AGREE TO THIS?! SLY GO STEAL SOMETHING OR HANG WITH THE GANG OR CARM! NOT EVERYONE CAN LIVE THE NIGHT LIFE! 33. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do? I would first ask whose bright idea it was to give a Homicidal Maniac and a dangerous prince with anger issues a job in education. Then, I would constantly pestor them about their life and Zuko's scar 34. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon? I would shit myself at the epic wrongness of it all! 35. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because even the Master of Fear must fear a pissed off vampire... 36. Between Ten and Eight, which one of them is most likely to fail at life? That's not even fair. Batman's pretty much got his life together, and I really can't see him failing, also he's already a billionair. Didn't you see TNBC? Jack's got his girl and his inspiration for his holiday...neither 37. Eleven and Five are trapped in a cave. Ten comes to rescue them. What happens? Batman would save Catwoman and Zuko, then Catwoman would go to Batsy's place to give him a little thank you. Zuko went off to find the Avatar... 38. Five, Four, Seven, One, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. Five asks Seven, and Seven says Truth. Five asks who Seven loves, and Seven, confessed their true love with Four. Four does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Three. Seven is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in One while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Five is secretly in love with One, and become so jealous of Seven, who, after the comfort from One becomes in a relationship with One, and so Five decides to murder Seven, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ten and is sent to prison, allowing One and Seven to continued their relationship. Okay, hold on. Let me translate this so every one doesn't have to keep looking up. Catwoman,Sly, Vicente, Joker, and Squee are playing Truth or Dare (Stupid, if not silly.). Catwoman asks Vicente, and Vicente says Truth. Catwoman asks who Vicente loves, and Vicente confessed his true love with Sly (HOLY SHIT-NUGGETS, NOOOOO!). Sly does not share the feeling (CAUSE HIS HEART ONLY BELONGS TO CARM, HIS FRIENDS, AND THIEVING!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Squee (NOOOOOOOO!). Vicente is heartbroken (go kill someone to cheer yourself up!), and seeks comfort in Joker (...What?) while Squee and Sly run into the sunset together. However, Catwoman is secretly in love with Joker (You know what? I'm tired of pointing out the flaws between these two characters.), and becomes so jealous of Vicente, who, after the comfort from Joker becomes in a relationship with Joker (Oh shit, Harley's not gonna be happy about this.), so Catwoman decides to murder Vicente (how does a cat burgalar go about killing a vampire assassin?), but is stopped by the police officer Batman (More like vigilante.) and is sent to prison, allowing Joker and Vicente to continue their relationship (Until they both came to their senses, and this epic wrongness was over for good.). 39. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens? Well, Squee is terrified of Jack(HE'S A MOVING AND TALKING SKELETON!), so Sly and Jack end up having to wake him up after he passes out from fright 40. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens? Sally shouldn't do yoga, she'll rip a seam and her limbs will fall apart...Catwoman is already pretty flexible... 41. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose One or Six? It's more of a choice of who would kill me the fastest. Hmm, mass murdering psycho clown or mass murdering fear obssessed doctor?...BOTH!XD 42. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction? ...even this doesn't phase me... I pop up behind him and see* NEVER AGAIN!*runs to aforementioned PANIC! EMO corner* 43. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? I POP UP AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO EM! SQUEE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! 44. Four mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven? Why is Sly mugging a 13 year old girl instead of thieving or...hmmmm...with Carmelita? Nny wouldn't really care unless I bribed him with a Cherry Brain-Freezy, Vicente is too busy fufilling contracts, and Batman always deals with these situations...BATMAN! 45. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Joker has a guy on the table and stabs him over and over in the chest. "HAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA!" Camera cuts to static. 46. Three has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose? Jack and Sally are already married in the minds of me and millions of other fans and Sly and Carm will be together forever...plus SQUEE IS A CHILD YOU WEIRDO! 47. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you chose? Damn you! Why must you make me chose? WAIT! THEY BOTH IN THE SAME CITY! I RUN INTO BOTH EVENTUALLY! AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH!(NOT IN A PERVERTED WAY YOU SICKOS) 48. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why? I'M BATMAN! Are you tired of me using this joke yet? I don't think Sly's been to Rome yet...he off stealing from master criminals... 49. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens? Why did everyone gang up on Squee? 50. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Once upon a time, in a land far far aw- I"M BATMAN! 51. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Aaaaaaaawww HELL NAW! Sally, how'd ya even process the alcohol? Catwoman, go to Batman, he'll enjoy a drunken you...AWWW SHIT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU TWO, BATS AND JACK'LL KILL ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEYS?! 52. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? They're protesting cause they don't get any cake...GET THE FUCK OFFA ME! IT'S MINE! 53. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Yes and no. Vicente has over 300 years of recipes to show me...then again he's lost his appetite for human food...oh shit!*passes out from hidden sleep potion and Vicente drinks me half dry* 54. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction? Nny: " Why is Batman dating a ragdoll? Jack's really gonna freak when he finds this..." 55. Eight and Five go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Catwoman orders a pizza and since Jack's a skeleton, he don't eat much... 56. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose? AGAIN, SQUEE IS A CHILD! 57. Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens? Jack: "Scarecrow's new toxin is that good? Now where is that antidote..." Thats it :3 IF YOU HAVE READ ALL OF THIS, PM ME! |
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