Hey! Fanfictions are AWESOME! Michael Scott is AWESOME! Secrets of the Immortal series is AWESOME! MYTH MEETS MAGIC!

So my name is Whythefreakinhell should I tell you?! Sorrry,but I'm random at times. My hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, and trolling the internet. I get good grades, but hates math.Ugh, I absolutely can't stand that subject. My teacher always say "Good mathematicians always do blah blah blah blah". As if I want to be a mathematician! Who's with me?

My currently favorite books so far are: Michael Scott's Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flames series(Has history, myth, magic, and awesomeness) To Kill a Mockingbird, and that's all I guess. I highly recommend you read these books, especially Michael Scott's if you're one of those geeks who are still bummed over Harry Potter being over. I have never read those books,but I know for a fact that SotINF is waaay better.

Favorite TV Shows: Castle, Dog with a Blog, Teen Titans, Total Drama Island series, History Channel, FXM, Powerpuff Girls and ect.

Don't forget to vote on my polls!

Favorite Historical Figure: JOAN OF ARC!!!!!!!!!!!! AKA, Maid of Orleans, Jeanne d' Arc, La Pucelle(The Maid in French)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwnaJf_QL-A This is a link to the most awesome song about her of all time!

Favorite Quotes:

"When the Legends die, the Dream ends; there is no more Greatness."--Tecumseh, Indian Chief

"The true monuments for heroes is in the hearts of the living."--Unknown French poet

"Well behaved women rarely makes history."--The Lives of Extraordinary Women (book)

Paste and copy any of these if you agree with them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEKWrGNTzFw Go to this link and watch the video! PM ME if you have and tell me wether it inpired you or not in any way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfRaWAtBVg This is a link to a really fun music video about the Declaration of Independence. FREEDOM! USA!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

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OK I am a huge History buff, because what happened in the past really fascinates me. My strongest interests are in Medieval Histroy, the marvelous life of Joan of Arc, World War II, ancient Greece and Roman history, and American Revolution.

So with that out of the way, here is how I believe World War II was REALLY won:

In the year 1944, with war raging throughout the Western Front in Europe, two leaders from the opposite side decided to end it all...by playing one awesome and epic round of...ROCK...PAPER...SCISSORS!

Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler faced off in the greatest and most game-changing showdown off all time! The results of this scenario will dramatically change the course of the war and ultimately decide the fate for all of humanity!So what's it gonna be?

Will the brilliant Winston triumph over the German Dictator and secure victory for the Allies, thus effectively ending the war and saving countess of millions of lives from being systematically murdered in cold blood and save the world from domination by the evil and corrupted so-called Aryan master race?

Or...

Will the shrewd and totally insane Hitler take home the gold, allowing the Germans and their allies to overrun the Allies and then take over the world, only to ruthlessly put down and murder every race of not pure Aryan blood?

The results were that Churchill won fair and square by unleashing the Power of Scissors upon Hitler's pathetic paper salute. Thus, the was how the Great War was won with a smashing Allied victory and saving the world from an evil power and thousands of years of terror and misery.

Oh, you don't believe me? Well here's the proof! Look and weep losers!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's azy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is when you say "Narwhals are just Unicorns in disguise! I swear!". Crazy is if you have a fangirl moment when reading a book. Crazy is when you do things to people just so they think you're weird. Crazy is mixing all the soda's you can find. Crazy is constantly drawing circles on your arm. Crazy is becoming best friends with people you barely know. Crazy is reading a sad book just to cry and ending up laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you have a friend who writes you a note about a crazy stalker dog instead of taking math notes. Crazy is when you put on a straitjacket willingly. Crazy is when you respond to someone calling you crazy by saying, "I know. Does it make me look too sane?" Crazy is when you shout during movie previews for the new Twilight "Gimme a gummy bear, Glitter Man!" Crazy is when you run around the house wielding the scented Febreeze Odor Eliminator and yelling "I'm the smelly sparkle fairy! Smell my sparkles!" Crazy is when you steal the art teacher's paint and squirt silver glitter paint onto your hands just because you want glittery hands all day. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Can you relate?

I am a book freak, yes.

So what?

While I hole myself up in a good story,

you're off reading things from Facebook.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine,

you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself—

characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world—

a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

all of which you will never meet.

I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard: Crystal Silvera, Akronite, Jasminehoran, DarkHorseBlueSky, Your.Worst.Nightmare.1090

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints,
When he sees you living it,...he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like,Copy & Paste if ur in God's Army

Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting on her makeup hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?... He is abused at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun because he was crying?... His mother is dying.

Bullying shouldn't be allowed, it destroys lives, it kills, it hurts.

Put this on your profile for the people out there who are bullied.

Put this on your profile for the ones who died from bullying.

Put this on your profile for the ones who have suffered worse than you.

Bullying is wrong and totally uncool! For all you haters out there: Beware! I'm coming after you, by the power of Almighty God!