Before I say anything else, I am a Catholic. I love Jesus with all my heart and everything I do is for the greater honor and glory of Him.

"And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him." - Colossians 3:17

If the Lord is your God and Savior, cop and paste this on to your profile!

GOD'S NOT DEAD

(Copy and paste this to your profile if you're willing to stand up when no one else does, and if you're willing to say I believe GOD IS NOT DEAD)

Name: Aileen

Age: 17

Favorite Books: The Hobbit (I mean, its got Thorin, Fili, Kili and Bilbo, who wouldn't?), The Lord of the Rings (I LOVE LEGGY!), Jane Eyre (MR. ROCHESTER!), The Far Pavilions, And Ladies of the Club, The Apothecary, Pride and Prejudice (*Gasp* Mr. Darcy!), War and Peace, The Devlin Diary, The Looking Glass Wars, Gone with the Wind (I HEART RHETT BUTLER AND HIS MUSTACHE! :3), The Mayor of Casterbridge, Vampire Academy (*sigh* Dimitri), East of Eden, The Good Earth, (and lots more, I just can't think of all of them at this particular moment in time)

Favorite Movies: The Hobbit (of course!), The Lord of the Rings (LOVE IT), Pirates of the Caribbean, Steel Magnolias, The Adventures of Milo and Otis (it is such a cute little movie), Star Wars, The Lego Movie (EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!! :D), Miracle (I LOVE JIM CRAIG!), Rudy, Ferrice Beuler's Day off, LEGENDS OF THE FALL, and a lot of other movies I don't feel like listing. I'll get around to it.

Favorite Activities: Field hockey (I love being the goalie! It's so much fun!), piano, reading (fanfiction, books etc.)

My BEST friend (yes, you are my BEST friend Shadowkiss09 :D) introduced me to fanfiction and it has practically been my life ever since! LOVE IT!

I, biddle29, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews.

14 Ways to annoy an Anti-Tolkien (Savarra I want to try these too!)

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, "I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground" every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner Hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, "One does not simply (insert verb here)".

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, "Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!" and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the Lord of the Rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme fromMission: Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the voice in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you run into an inanimate object, then kicked it, and said "Stupid ...!", then, later on, you went back to whatever you kicked, and apoligized to it. Crazy is seeing llamas and camels on a farm in P.A. and nobody believing you. Crazy is when you check the sky to see whether the flock are up there from Maximum Ride. Crazy is when you yell out your window to someone that looks like your friend, but really isn't. Crazy is when you walk right into a poll and see unicorns. Crazy is when you feed your fish, forget that you fed them, then fed them AGAIN, then forgot, and then ALMOST feed them again. Crazy is when all the funny phrases you heard that week pop into mind while your violin teacher is yelling at you.Crazy is telling your teacher that for history finals you wrote a 10 page essay on the effects of the feudal system on Elves of Middle earth when you meant to say English in Middle ages,and are now known as 'elf' in history class. Crazy is when you run across a parking lot at 11 at night with a lot of other people from your school screaming I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS! AND I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH! And nobody blinks an eye.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him and read even if you don't

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she only lived a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm. When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right passed the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young woman had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed the out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything there was they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policemen asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it.

Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you don't believe in him, I dare you to repost it anyway.

Come to the dark side...

we have cookies

Month One

MOMMY

I am only 4 inches long

but I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby

Month Two

Mommy

today i learned how to suck my thumb

If you could see me

you could definitely tell I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to live outside my home though.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that make you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad

It makes me sad too

and i cry with you even though

you can't hear me

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

it is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's an abortion

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak

Repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong

Remember Abortion Is MURDER

96% of teens won't stand up for God.
Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will.

For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son. For you so loved God that you gave up part of your bio to repost this.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you living it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to repost this, he will try and discourage you. We just defeated him.

Have you ever heard the story of the foot prints in the sand? Once a man had a dream, that he was walking along the beach with God beside him. He could see his entire life playing out before him, as well as two pairs of footprints in the sand before him. He noticed that there was only one pair in all the most trying times of his life.

Turning to God, he asked him "You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying times in my life, there have been only one set of footprints in the sand. Why when I needed you most have you not been there for me?"

God smiled and shook his head. He then replied, "My dear child, never would I abandon you. Those times when you saw only one set of footprints were when I carried you."

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Knees, LM2MM, LucianLoveNarnia, Queen of Erebor, biddle29

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him.

Like, Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord, Savior, and Redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, Mango21, mae2551, DarkHorseBlueSky, Savarra, biddle29

Why do we sleep in church, but stay awake through a two-hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about others?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a godly Facebook wall post, yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs getting larger?

Think about it.

A girl her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmp/h on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule.

It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school.

And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became;

To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name!

Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years.

Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears.

What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today?

Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

You're a Weirdo...

If you hate all the characters your friends love in certain books and movies, would like to slap them, and don't think they're all that attractive (maybe even ugly);

If you have seriously watched a movie with your friends or family and spent the entire time writing a story;

If you talk to yourself, talk to yourself about talking to yourself, and/or talk to yourself as though you are talking to someone else;

If you narrate your life in your head (or aloud), usually in third person past tense;

If grammar was your favourite topic in school;

If you would rather read fanfiction off one of your favourite books than actually read one of your favourite books;

If you are bored when your friends talk about the movies they love;

If you don't have any real friends;

If you occasionally have an unexplainable urge to punch/slap/kick/kiss someone just to see what he would do;

If you always have at least two tabs up of fanfiction whenever you're on the computer;

If your room mate has ever woken up to hear you telling some invisible person to kill some other invisible person slowly and painfully and laughing maniacally in your sleep (this seriously happened to me), or you have done something else equally crazy in your sleep;

If you can spend hours pondering on the possibility of: getting into other people's dreams, finding (and travelling to) the edge of the universe, inventing a robot or computer that can actually think and feel, surviving for two years by lying in one place (you know, sort of like Odin sleep), or something equally as weird and random;

If you talk back to the TV (my conversations with the TV often consist of...Silly jerk in the movie: I love you. Me: Aaaah! Punch him, the jerk! Silly girl in movie: I love you too. Me: No!!);

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments (for me, these are How To Train Your Dragon, most of Megamind, and about 75% of Avengers);

If you have your own little world;

If you read this profile, and particularly this section;

Then you are a Weirdo. Weirdos need to know that they are not alone. They need to know that there are other people in this world who are every bit as weird as them. If any of the above describe you, copy and paste this into your profile (you can delete the ones that don't apply to you personally...in fact, you can even add your own...go ahead) and add your name to the list. OneSizeFitsAll, biddle29

He had no servants, yet they called him Master

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer

He had no army, yet kings feared him

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him

He was buried in a tomb, yet he lives today

He is my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

Don't be afraid to cry

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of all of the students that have been lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say goodbye

Now you have two choices

1) repost

2) ignore it

Please just copy and paste this on to your profile and show that you care

I am insane. Literally. Not someone who would be thrown into a padded room crazy (even though it would be fun) but I am crazy. I listen to soundtracks and know what part of the movie it’s at. I throw my book at the wall (because I love to read) and then feel sorry because I hurt it. I yell at inanimate objects. I still get mad when something bad happens to a character in a movie or a book even though I’ve seen it a bazillion times. The library is my second home. I read books over and over again until I have them memorized and I still read them. I forget where I put things, get mad when I can't find them, and then laugh when I do find them. I can't remember what I did an hour ago, let alone 5 minutes ago. So yeah, I’m crazy.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, repost this one your profile!

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

From Lord of the Rings; Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, LotR-HP-PJ,Cupcake155, biddle29

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

You Know You're a Book Nerd If: (The italicized ones apply to me)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You’ve read a 500 page book in a day (I was on a bus, and it was good book!)

You talk to characters like they can hear you.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, then I realized -- look what's telling me that.

I'm out of my mind right now, but you may leave a message

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

Don't follow me, I walk into walls.

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

There is no 'normal', only varying levels of weirdness.

"Change is good. If you walk in the same direction your whole life, you will eventually hit a tree."

So far, this is the oldest i have ever been.

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Since the universe is infinite than everything is its center, therefore I shall no longer accept any argument to the effect that I am not the center of the universe

Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their head

Fun flies when you’re doing time.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

When life gives you lemons; well hey! Free lemons.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

My reality check bounced.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer holeg and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

If you cannot understand my mind, then i have succeeded in being original.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. (Guess who Hobbit fans! Guess who XD. It’s so true though)

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Sharks hug with their mouth.

The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

When in danger, run, scream in circles, and shout.

I hear your silence loud and clear

HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at boxing.

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...

I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

War doesn't determine who’s right. War determines who’s left..

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

In case of emergency, break dance.

I am the one that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the one that people look through when I say something. I am the one that spends most of my free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal. I am the one that people call weird and freak out about either behind my back or to my face. I am the one that doesn't spend all (any, actually) of my time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the one that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the one that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the one who knows and is proud to be who I am, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express myself better with words (especially on paper) than actions, who doesn't need a guy or girl to complete me, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, Glitterb1234, bananafreak97, UnderworldChick, Aduial Rana, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, Nimrodel626, Mirlasse, OneSizeFitsAll, biddle29

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Summer has ended and school has started up once again. The thrill of seeing your friends again has worn out, and you're bored, possibly to the death. The following is a list of conquering this boredom in school.

1. Only speak duck (quack constantly).

2. Pretend you're Paul Revere and run through the halls screaming, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

3. Answer all your teacher's questions in third person. Example: "Bob thinks that EMC2 was created by Einstein.

4. During lunch have your lunch table break out into random Disney songs.

5. Tell your teacher that your Wookie ate your homework.

6. Mutter the same numbers over and over again under your breath.

7. Dress up as a wizard and cast "spells" on your fellow classmates.

8. Dress up as a pirate and ask, "Where's all the Booty?"

9. Pretend you're the Headless Horseman.

10. Do your homework in some exotic language such as Swahili.

11. Sit next to your imaginary friend at lunch.

12. Buy a life size cardboard poser of Andersen Cooper and bring him everywhere.

13. Go up to someone with a ring and exclaim: "It's the ring of power! You must destroy it in the fires of Mount DOOM!"

14. Ride your bike or motorized scooter through the hallways.

15. Throw a barb-b-q in the cafeteria.

16. Start digging a hole in front of the school. When asked what you're doing answer, "I'm going to China!"

17. Inform your school over the loudspeaker that you're an alien and you've come to abduct them all!

18. Pretend you're blind.

19. Bring your 'blankie' to school.

20. During a band concert, when you're supposed to be playing a great classical piece, have the band start playing the Jeopardy song.

21. During a test stand up and yell, "I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees!"

22. The answer to every question is global warming. Example : "Why did Hitler persecute the Jews?" "Global Warming!"

23. At the end of the announcements say "May the Force be with you."

24. Randomly blurt out: "Mike Wasowski!"

25. Randomly shout out : "I've got a snake in my boots!"

26, Narrate your life. Example: " 'Hi guys!' I said as my friends looked at me like I was crazy."

27. Only write in gel pens.

28. Tap dance through the halls.

29. Fence through the halls.

30. Ask your PE teacher when you're going to be playing Quidditch.

31. Bring the Sorting Hat to school and place it on strangers' heads and yell out the house of which they are in.

32. You could do nothing, but then you'll surely die of boredom.

I've done # 4, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28 and 29. It's up to you to do the rest.

Her name was Auroura,

She was only five,

This is what happened,

When she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk,

Her mum was an addict,

Her parents kept her,

Locked in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear,

It was old and worn out,

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it,

When no one's around,

She lays there and hugs it,

Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents,

unlock the door,

Some more and more pain,

She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,

A scar on her face,

Why would she be,

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear,

And softly cries,

She loves her parents,

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner,

Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life,

For a sad little kid,

She'd get beaten and beaten,

For anything she did.

Then one night,

Her mom came home high,

The poor child was hit and slapped,

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly,

Grabbed for a blade,

It was sharp and pointy,

One that she made.

She thrust the blade,

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out,

Leaving the girl slowly dying.

She grabbed her bear,

And again started crying.

Police showed up,

At the small little house,

They quickly barged in,

Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly,

Opened a door,

To find the sad little girl,

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad,

To go through so much harm,

But at least she died,

With her best friend in her arms.

Repost this if you are against child abuse

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in their heads.
Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different (I've been called most of those).
Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care.

I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Today,

I was volunteering in a first grade classroom.

I was working with a little boy

Who had cuts and bruises on his face.

We were working on drawing a picture of a sea animal they would like to be.

He said he would want to be a crab.

I asked him why and he said

So that I

Could live

In a safe

Home.

Repost if you're against child abuse

26 FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR (HEHEHEHEHE :D)

1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
3. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
5. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
7. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
9. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
11. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
13. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
15. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
17. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
19. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
21. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
23. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
25. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
27. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
29. Swat at flies that don't exist.
31. Tell people that you can see their aura.
33. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
35. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
37. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
39. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
41. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
43. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
45. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
51. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.t in your profile.

If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile

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If you think Bombur is awesome and hate that he fell into Mirkwood River, copy&paste this onto your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand a little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Clause would bring it for her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister."

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she wouldn't have to leave me, but daddy says she has to go be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?"

"Okay," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

Repost! Let God's love spread

TBH. I don't really like it when people tell me to repost stuff and guilt trip you to do it. SO. Repost if you would like. If you don't, that's fine, but I hope that affected you positively somehow. ANYWAYS i just think that story is AMAZING so that's why i reposted it.

The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?"

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein

"A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials"

Do not be afraid of the crosses that God gives you: they make you stronger, more Christ-like and they draw you closer to Him. He gives them to you because He loves you.

Never forget that. God loves you more than anything, and He will do anything for you.

Ohana

Ohana means family

Family means nobody gets left behind

Or forgotten

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