Hello, my name is BenSolo'sGirlfriend (aka the Fangirl Nut)! As soon as possible, I will become a beta (just a side note).

I like to swim, eat chocolate, exercise, ride my bike, read, write, play tennis, play basketball, play soccer, and run track.

I love Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Ball Z, Ouran High School Host Club, FMA, Naruto and lots of other manga! I enjoy the accompanying animes as well!

Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Hunger Games, Divergent, How To Train your Dragon, and Land of Stories are just some of the many fandoms that I love!

Heads Up Notice!: In a few of my fanfictions, I portray one of the main characters, just under a different name because I am always imagining myself in the place of a main character, or as the offspring of one. Weird, huh?

7/2/16

To anybody who reads my profile, I seriously suggest the Enemy series by Charlie Higson. They are a good old-fashioned zombie apocalypse series. It's kids versus grown-ups and nobody is playing nice, so grab your riot gear and try not to die!

Also, here is a link to The Complete Wermo's Guide to Basic". http:///basic.html

Check it out! it could really help in a Star Wars story!

12/19/16

Hey, I'm still alive, just to let you guys know! By the way, I forgot my this before, but flames will be extinguished with a virtual fire hose. Also, there has been a guest reviewer the has been leaving hatful comments on my profile, such as "reported bitch". Stop, or I will track you down. After that, what happens is anybody's best guess.

Credit to Chikni Chameli the Second, Kira Regulus Black, Vera's copy-slash-paste things, and iggyrisu,!

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I found this cool oath on Chikni Chameli the Second's profile. Please read PJO fans!

The Percy Jackson Oath
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

More cool Copy & Paste stuff from Chikni Chameli the Second! Please read and do!

Other Copy & Paste Stuff From Chikni

95% of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, ZutaraKid50, ForeverCharmed109, LadySakuraForest, Dragoona, God'schild777, queen of punk, Artemis97, greek trickster, BenSolo'sGirlfriend

98& of teenagers do or has tried smoking/smoke pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't/isn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you don't know the difference between alligators and crocodiles, copy this into you profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy & Paste Stuff From Kira Regulus Black

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's either a duck or an Animagus.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Copy & Paste Stuff From Vera-copy-slash-paste things

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

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If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

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Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on..

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'

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Random Funny Catholic Stories ~ Non-Offensive (hopefully)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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Copy & Pastes From iggyrisu

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.