Hi Everyone! I am MakotoElena and welcome to my authors page!

Here are some things about me:

Name: Kimberly

Nationality: South Korean/German (YES I AM A TRUE MUTT!!)

Sign: Sagittarius

Zodiac Sign: Dragon (Yay I'm Hatori!!)

Best Friends: Jen-chan, Nycci-chan, Ashley-chan, Ana-chan, Jon-kun, Amanda-chan, and David-kun

Personality: pretty much the personality of a dog and cat for I am kind, loyal, intelligent (though I don't act like it), naive, can be fierce when it comes to those I care for, determined, among other things.

Orientation: Straight until further notice XD

Favorites:

Anime/Games: Yu Yu Hakusho, Gravitation, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsubasa, X-TV, Inuyasha, Naruto, Blood, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Tokyo Babylon, Fruits Basket, Elfin Lied, Sailor Moon, Kyo Kara Maoh, Rurouni Kenshin, D-N-Angel, FAKE (almost anything yaoi or shounen-ai), Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain, Marmalade Boy, Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VII, xxxHolic, Inuyasha, Absolute Boyfriend, Card Captor Sakura, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Final Fantasy VII, Bleach, Avatar, Saiyuki, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and some others that I can't think of at the moment

Manga: Absolute Boyfriend, Gorgeous Carat, Rurouni Kenshin, D-N-Angel, Samurai Deeper Kyo, FAKE, Vampire Knights, Eerie Queerie, Genju no Seiza, Moonlight Meow, Love Mode, and some others that I'll add on later

Books: Harry Potter series, When Jeff Comes Home, Silent to the Bone, A Child Called 'It' series, Rainbow Boys series, as well as other books

Pairings (Seme/Uke): Yami/their own Hikari (Yu-Gi-Oh), Seto/Jou (Yu-Gi-Oh), Yuki/Shuichi (Gravitation), Hatsuharu/Kyo (Fruits Basket), Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto obviously), Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha (Inuyasha, no duh!), Seishirou/Subaru (X, Tokyo Babylon, Tsubasa), Fuuma/Kamui (X, Tsubasa), Kurogane/Fai (Tsubasa), Kaworu/Shinji (Neon Genesis Evangelion), Draco/Harry (Harry Potter na no da), Hiei/Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho), Satoshi/Daisuke (D-N-Angel), Dark/Krad (D-N-Angel), Dee/Ryo (FAKE), Noir/Florian (Gorgeous Carat), Hikaru/Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club, Hitachiin love XD), Kyouya/Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club), Tsume/Toboe (Wolf's Rain), Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Sephiroth/Cloud (Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts), Axel/Roxas (Kingdom Hearts, aka AkuRoku), Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Leon/Cloud (Kingdom Hearts, sometimes), Zuko/Sokka (Avatar), Ichigo/Uryuu (Bleach), Suzaku/Lelouch (Code Geass), L/Light (Death Note), Eclipse/Raenef (Demon Diary), Ban/Ginji (Get Backers), Juubei/Kazuki (Get Backers, and yes Kazuki is a GUY!!), Gary/Ash (Pokemon, aka Shigure/Satoshi), Sanzo/Goku (Saiyuki), Gojyo/Hakkai (Saiyuki), Doumeki/Watanuki (XXX-Holic, Tsubasa), Touya/Yukito (Card Captor Sakura, Tsubasa) and others that I can't think of at the moment, I will only read these SPECIFIC pairings nothing else!!

This is something I found of Em-chan 01's author page and I really liked it so please read it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, MakotoElena

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, MakotoElena

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever driven someplace but ended up in a completely different place than where you wanted to be, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

The things I HATE most are as follows: Homophobics/homophobia (THESE BASTARDS NEED TO EITHER SEE THE BIG PICTURE OR DIE), prejudice, domestic abuse especially those done to children (THOSE BASTARDS NEED TO DIE, END THE CYCLE OF ABUSE), rapists, people who think they are better than others, racism, sexism, people who enjoy hurting others and/or animals, single mindedness, and people who look the other way (or don't do anything) when they know someone is being hurt.

I do enjoy writing poetry though I haven't written any as of late for lack of inspiration but other than that I am a yaoi fangirl, which should be plainly obvious, and am very picky about the pairings. Those of you are who against yaoi can all just leave right now.

This is something I found on Negativee Numberr Onee's profile page

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is something I found on power31312's author page:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

Seme/Uke Quiz results

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Quotes

"You got them when I was with me." - My best friend Jen-chan (aka Renkin-chan) when she found a coin in her pant pocket XD

"Have puddle, Jenna will step." - Jen-chan again after complaining about wet feet

Me - "Don't make me stuff this in your mouth."

Renkin-chan - "Oh, please do."

Me - "You want this in your mouth?"- Conversation between me and Renkin-chan about a pizza crust (What did you think it was about?!)

Renkin-chan - "It looks like a dango!"

Me - "What?"

Renkin-chan - "It...looks...like...a...dango."

Me - "What does?"

Renkin-chan - "The tock clower."

Me - "...The what?"

Renkin-chan - (irritation) "The...tock...clower. Oh, wait..."

Me - (blink blink) "You mean the clock tower?"

Renkin-chan - "Yeah that's what I meant." - conversation while watching D.N.Angel...don't ask

Renkin-chan - "Becca's birthday is next shower right?"

Me - snigger choke

Renkin-chan - "Wait...what?!" - conversation we had while hanging out..rofl

"Tell me what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity." - Hiei talking to Kuwabara

"Daisuke...I...I think I love you." - Greg Ayres at a Kawaii-con doing Satoshi Hiwatari's voice for a fan

"Bakura blinked, as he stuck his head out of one of the windows of Ryou’s house. He jerked back inside as small droplets hit him in the head. “RYOU!! THE SKY IS SMITING ME WITH SMALL DROPLETS OF UNKNOWN MOISTURE!” Bakura shouted." - from "Rivalry of the Heart" by The Phantom Writer

Shigure: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
==long silence from the other end of the phone==
Shigure: shouts I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything. - From Fruits Basket (Episode number escapes me)

Hatsuharu: Shut up. Quit shouting like you’re king of the freakin’ world. You’re making my ears bleed, you bastard. Now, I've got some "common sense" for you, if I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm "nice"...And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass. Who do you think you are anyway? Do you think you're God? Huh? - Also from Fruits Basket (Episode where Haru-chan proves to the class president that white and black is his natural hair color -_-;;;)

Hatsuharu: After Kyo yells at him for tripping him If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you.
==turns towards the audience/viewers==
Hatsuharu: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home.
Kyo: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to? - Fruits Basket (Episode where Haru-chan makes his first appearance :D Yay!!)

Something one of my friends wrote on my wall on facebook:

I was in Geography and our usually fun filled guy teacher looked at us
seriously and said "I have very important news." The kid next to me
goes "Oh My God! Your gay!!" Our teacher then STRUTS over to him, puts
his leg on the kids desk and says "Only for you." Needless to say, that
kid fell ...out of his chair trying to get away.