Obsessions are listed all around.

FUBAR-1. (WWII military slang) Fucked up beyond all recognition (or repair).

Quotes from stories

"NYPD! Drop the grimoire and put your hands over your head!"
Urban Legends

"So," Randy ticked off points on dark fingers. "We got a Scottish gargoyle using U.S. biotech, Guatemalan DNA, intergalactic metal, and Welsh and Egyptian spells from a Basque book." The hacker shook his head. "Is it just me, or has globalization gone way too far?"
Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong Vathara

"Veni, Vidi, nolo in domum redire."
I came, I saw, I don’t want to go home.
Veritas Lux Know Thyself

“Ave Cesar, I morituri salutatum”
Shades of Home Under Willow's Tree

In the Hogwarts Infirmary there were two beds side by side. Containing two identical tall boys around 13 or 14 years old, with flaming red hair. They lay still, unmoving, as far as being unconscious went, these two were the epitome of being out of it.
Coming In From the Cold ahappyjtm

“Something like third or fourth cousins, so if we ever get pissed and fuck each other one night, we’ll be okay,” Harry said with a wicked grin.
The Defection of the Vindictive Faire Weather

He wanted Harry. He wanted the power. And he wanted to crush the Ministries that opposed him.

And he wanted them in something like that order.
Possession Jade Tatsu

"Killing a prisoner as a rebellion is bringing your empire down on your ears? Does the phrase 'rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic' ring a bell with any of you?"
Files of Life Michael Weyer {Wandererverse fic}

Hawkeye reminded herself, once again, that patience was a virtue. "Even so, Colonel," she said, managing to keep her voice level, "even if the alarm clock was a traitor to the country and the government, it still deserved a fair court-martial and execution, rather than simply being dragged out into the street and shot like that."

"Some things just can't be forgiven, Lieutenant," Mustang said shortly. And that was all she got out of him for the rest of the day.
The Fuhrers Perogative

"You are all invited to Hogwarts in an hour to celebrate my birthday and the defeat and subsequent demise of forty- wait, make those forty-four Death Eaters, fifteen Dementors, and ten demons from Hell," Harry deadpanned. The Zambinis blinked.

Of Gods and Men n0b0dys-ang31

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Flame & Blade

Imperial Dragon Circle
The Fourth Power fullsailnate

"Do you remember, back on the train, when I said we knew to be careful in regards to Voldemort?"

Harry did recall him saying that. "Yes..." he answered uncertainly.

"This is 'careful'."

This is borderline paranoia, Harry thought, but he didn't say it aloud.
The Best Defense

"Yes, Professor McGonagall, I understand your concerns, but we have no reason to believe that the two are any trouble! One is an orphan and there is no way to discover his magical lineage and the other is Muggle born. Both have clean records, not counting the few times when Mr. Minamino disappeared and the fact that Mr. Jaganshi technically has never been born..." Dumbledore trailed off and deeply frowned. "Maybe there is reason to fret."
Mystery on History of Magic

They were microscopic battleships, adapted to the air and to the heat, and they were packing the reason why the environment had become highly basic. Huge colonies of fungi had spread down the simulation body and began harvesting water… heavy water. Separating the deuterium from the oxygen had produced ionized oxygen that tended to strip hydrogen off water to produce two hydroxide ions.

Shinji had created flying, thermophilic psychic bacteria armed with fusion cannons. Telekinetically accelerating deuterium ions together, the bacteria hurled the products at the still shell-shocked colonies, bombarding them with x-ray, neutron, and alpha radiation. The attacks also positively charged the target, and the bacteria let the electrons stripped from the deuterons fly off towards their targets.

The walls of the box melted under the barrage.
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Without Shinji, killing is sex for me. Considering the fact that Shinji is telepathic, telekinetic, and has mapped the human nervous system with the powers of his mind, that puts killing somewhere above some hypothetical mixture of heroin and chocolate on the scale of 'good shit'.
Thousand Shinji Academia Nut

Harry glanced at him briefly. “Draco, your associate doesn’t have leave to speak to me. Let him know if he doesn’t stop I’m going to tell my psychotic, mass murdering, completely innocent of all charges because the Minister of Magic says so, Godfather that he’s bothering me.”
Birth of the Serpent King KeiraMarcos

John shrugged and put his sunglasses back on. “Kaleb, on my honor as a United States Marine, I haven’t killed anyone in weeks.”
Ties That Bind: You Belong To Me KeiraMarcos

"Yes. Let's say you're trapped in a little room and the Doctor said to you, 'I could save the world but lose you'. You don't know what he's going to do, but by his words you deduce that whatever it is, it's going to kill you. What would you say?

"There has to be another way. That can't be the only solution."

"She said, 'do it'," Jack responded with a smile as Martha's eyes widen.
The Bad Wolf Project Emily Kattalakis

Quotes I like

This mission is way beyond fubar. _not a clue who said this, tell me if you know_

As one door opens another closes, Dont let it hit you on the @ on the way out _My T-Shirt _

The Ability to speak does not make one intlegant _Star Wars Phantom Menace_

"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...But it's still on the list.

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.

I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.

Kaira-chan_

"Let me get this straight. You control all random stuff. Therefore, it isn't random. So, you control nothing. Uh-huh. What else can you do?" _Blaque Midnyte_

"Do you understand, Harry Potter, " whispered Voldemort, "that I do not think your death will satisfy me any longer? That your death would be more than anti-climactic, it would be disappointing?" He leaned in closer. "Does that frighten you, boy?" "I notice you like to speak in questions," said this insolent child. "Your Death Eaters keep you in the dark that much, or is it just that you're getting forgetful in your old age?"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you fall for this please put it in your profile:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Drifting One, Come With Me, BlackenedNightshade, Meikouhaikitsune, ShadowsofNyx

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.

Yes, the rant I copied is over. If you've made it this far, Google Image "Big Cookie" and have one of your choice.