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![]() Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, and Misc. Books. HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIII!!!! I am a random crazy person! If you have stumbled upon this page accidentally or value your sanity, I suggest you leave immediately. For those who have no listening skills whatsoever, WELCOME TO MY INSANITY! Table of contents Down--My OCs Under Down--Memory Tests I Have Taken and Passed Down some more--About Me Down even more--Copy 'n Paste stuff Under Down even more--Copy 'n Paste stories Beneath Under Down even more--20 ways to maintain your insanity Under Beneath Under Down even more-- Pure Stupidity At the bottom--The bottom of my profile OCs I have a few OCs. You wanna meet 'em? Who am I kidding? That's what you're here for, right? This is Blue; Blue: WHIPPED CREAM CHALKBOARDS! This is Sizzzy; Sizzzy: Why do I have three 'z's in my name? Me: Cuz I want you to. Sizzzy: That makes sense. This is Chart(He was a clone of Butch Hartman): Chart: Can I play with this pretty pointy thing? *holds up sword* And this is Jake: Jake: I gotz wingz. And a shiny frying pan. I'm the only semi-sane one here! Memory Tests I Have Taken and Passed Here are some memory tests. The second on I altered a bit to help the words to flow a bit better off your tongue. #1. Cold Read. 1 hen 2 ducks 3 squawking geese 4 corpulent porpises 5 limerick oysters 6 pairs of Donny Leezer's tweezers 7 thousand Macedonian Soldiers in full battle array 8 brass monkeys from the ancient secret crypts of Egypt 9 apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth 10 lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who had to stall around the corner of the quo quevalla quay all at the same time #2. Alphabetical Madness. A plate of artichoke dip Banister Cacophony of choirs Dalmatian's Dad Everything else Forgotten pharaoh Gigantic gecko named Godzilla Henry Huggin's hologram Indigo iguana riding Indiana Jones Junk Kangaroo kookaburra hybrid Lords leaping over eleven lime green paint cans My brother's stuffed dog named Roxy Nice knife in the noggin Ozzy Osbourne's opossum Possum's papa's pepperoni pizza Queer quail's quarter quart of quagmire Romanian wrinkle Stygian iron sword Thin man Understandably upset umbrella Violin with vericose veins Weird Wallie's waterslide Xenophobic xenon xyliphone Yelling yellow yak of yttrium from Yemin Zen That's just the first ones. I'll give you more when I type them up. About Me Real Name: Alias for a reason, people! Superhero Name: Purple Ice Cream Soup Goth Name: Black Eagle Star Wars Name: Chuadnga Detective Name: Red Demon Gangsta Name: Adrizzle Soap Opera Name: Ruth Damon Arab Name: Dutaten Witness Protection Name: Joan Age: Bad luck. Can't talk about it. Other Places I am: deviantART. Did I miss anything? Probably... Gangsta: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle Detective: Fav color and fav animal Soap Opera: Middle name, and current street name Star Wars: The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name Superhero:2nd favorite color, favorite drink Arab: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name Witness Protection: Mothers middle name Goth: Black, and the name of one your pets Found on KodiakWolfe13's profile Copy 'n Paste stuff If you will think of stuff later to add to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever posted something and then thought over and over 'That was cruel. That was cruel. That was cruel.', copy and paste this into your profile. If your obsession is fiction (any kind), copy and paste this into your profile. If you get annoyed when the tv lies to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate it when people make Danny Fenton/Phantom eat toast in their stories, copy and paste this into your profile. If you reply to every message and always expect the person to message back, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a pair of pompoms in a random place in your house, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever come up with your own original copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have 5 or more PM buddies on here, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think psychiatrists kill imaginary friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think monkeys should play with bazookas, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think I'm weird (everybody does), copy and paste this into your profile. If you think all animals should play with bazookas because it has zoo in it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have looked for yourself more than once, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are wondering why I have so many of these, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever typed coke accidentally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you keep adding a bunch of updates to your profile, but never update your stories, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a hero on this site and your hero liked something of yours, copy and paste this into your profile. (FallingNarwhals, KodiakWolfe13!!!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can and probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. -If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. -If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE! If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile -99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile. -Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! AlvinNBrittney, Sergeant Daniel, .-TsukixSoul-.-Forever-., AnimeGirl1220, 8YRTTEMYS-SYMMETTRY8, Scientist Zimmena, BloodiedCoreOfHope, Fear the Fuzzy Bear I am a book freak, yes. So what? While I hole myself up in a good story, you're off reading things from Facebook. While I lose myself in unknown worlds, you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft. While I learn things you cannot imagine, you're off failing school and your teachers and family. I know more about some characters than I do myself— characters you will never know. I can survive my whole life in a world— a world you will never see. I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures— all of which you will never meet. If you and I were in one of the worlds I know— and you would never tell the difference. I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject— something you will never experience the joy and pride of. I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . . I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . . I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . . I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . . I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . . I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . . I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . . I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing. Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have. And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read. Yet you claim that all of this is boring— Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing. You say that this is something no one can like. And yet, here I stand, holding a book. If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard:Crystal Silvera, Jay'sGirl123, AnimeLover4ever1999, BloodiedCoreOfHope, Fear the Fuzzy Bear For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- 9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La) 10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets 9Aka a blender and toaster..) 11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!) 12. You get to wear creepy masks. 13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it. 14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushie collection. did I just say that out loud? 15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's! 16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..) 17. We get to order our minions around! 18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests 19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it! 20. Sometimes we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials. 21. HOT BAD GUYS!!! 22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you. That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get shy copy and paste this into you profile. 98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profileIf you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your prof. If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. 92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. You think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile. People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you hate math paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile. If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!! If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! 99.9% of girls would die if Justin Beiber went missing if you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile (DOWN WITH JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!) If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If you love to read, put this in your profile ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI If there is a specific genre you can't write to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (*cough*romance*cough, cough*) If you're bored and you want a longer profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you mumble while you write/read and you do it unconsciously and don't realize you're doing it until someone asks what you just said, copy and paste this into your profile. (I also do it in my own little language! In a personal accent. Just proof I have my own little world...) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Band8PGeek, tootierulez, VRV Robo, rogue_scholar07, art-is-a-bang-yeah, KodiakWolfe13, Fear the Fuzzy Bear, FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), UnitedOsprey1991(USA), Dragonwolf12 (USA,), Ronanprime (USA) Crazy By Insane (USA), KodiakWolfe13 (USA), Fear the Fuzzy Bear (USA), There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy and Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 300 pg book or more in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid, post this on your profile. If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework- copy and paste into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love bacon to such an extent that it's scary, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.( I am probably the insane one of the two of us). If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh you ass off at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out what you did. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his descriptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity post this on your profile!!! Stupid Stuff Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and flip them off Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. You're not crazy if you play tick-tack-toe with yourself and win. You're crazy if you play tick-tack-toe with yourself and neither side wins Your not crazy if you talk to yourself. (everyone does: it's a subconscious thing) Your crazy if you can't talk out loud to yourself, but you can talk to inanimate objects I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in TWO SECONDS! ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue. We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." “I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder... Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with I call things as I see them; and you my friend, are ginger! :D Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried. if at first you don't succeed redefine success and try again, if that doesn't work redefine reality and if that doesn't work destroy any and all evidence that you tried 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (I can see some sense in this.) 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts. (...*opens mouth*...*shakes head*...) 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (...who would attempt?) 4. Candle: Warning, A burning candle is fire. (YOU DON'T SAY?!) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking. (I never would have thought of that...) 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Oh, that's pathetic...) 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (...what? ... WHAT?) 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (No. Just... No.) 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (*slams head against desk* Oh my gosh...) 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (People need to start reading labels.) 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap. (That would be how?) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (I wonder why I'm taking this!) 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Obviously!!!) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (What other use?) 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On a bag of ice --Keep frozen 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 25. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 26. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 27. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." 28. In a Frigidaire refrigerator manual -- "DO NOT store or use gasoline, or an other flammable liquids in the vicinity of this or any other appliance." (Oh, yeah, because I would totally store explosives in my fridge.) 29. On a GE dishwasher -- "WARNING: For your safety, the information in the manual must be followed to minimize the risk of fire, explosion, and electric shock." (Woahwoahwoah. Hold on a second. You're telling me this thing can EXPLODE?!) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. This is all I got for now. Oh, and BTW, anyone with a random story, PM me. I have a random generator stuck in my head from a freak lab accident, and need a place to vent. Just ask Candy Phantom, she has witnessed my randomness methods first hand. Also if anyone is feeling depressed and needs some loving, no matter how crazy, PM me. I will try to send as many happy things to you as possible. Luv U all! |