Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho. Hello and welcome, I am Lili. Meh, anyways. Here's my page thing. If I dance does the world become my stage? Quotes: "Boys are like flashlights, some brighter than others, and Ron, well, Ron needed a new battery." -unknown "Violence is not the answer, it is the question and the answer is yes." -unknown “I am sure of nothing besides death and taxes.”-Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/vamoosed "Soon comes the day all shall be free. Even you, and even me. Soon comes the day all shall die. Surely you, but never I" -Fain (The Wheel of Time) For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.-Douglas Adams Facts are stubborn things-Douglas Adams This leads into my favourite quote: "Truth fears no trial!" “Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.” - unknown It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie, and even to murder with the truth. -Alfred Adler We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. -William Rounseville Alger This being among a buncha advice quotes ”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown lol, Go justic system! "'Note to self:' Hiei thought. 'I hate you!' " -Hiei (Seven Deadly Sins) "When in doubt, I don’t do anything. I just freeze up. Bakura seems to resort to violence when he’s not sure, and Yami Malik seems to live by the phrase Malik’s so fond of quoting; “When in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.” I just freeze." –Yami Yugi (Dark Addiction) "The life of a Makai bandit: wake up, complain about life, eat, complain about lack of food, travel, complain about the weather, kill some guys and rob their corpses blind, complain that he got more stuff, make camp, complain about the location, and go to sleep, complaining about dreams full of fluffy bunnies and dancing purple dinosaurs." -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found) “Ah hell, why not face the music. I can always bash the composer if I don’t like it”.-Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/gone “I’ve found something out. I can’t fly. At all” -Jane (Grin and Bear It) *taken down/deleted/gone Draco raced down the stairs before the mirror could get another word in, briefly wondering if Granger was thinking of starting MUTE: Mirrors United from Treatment of Evil. ie bad hair. -Hush “Imps are vicious, demon eating herbivores. This story is about a group of these demon eating herbivores that had been taken into "slavery" by a toddler.” -Sagi-chan (Tossed and Found) Plant demons are yummy? "(to Hiei)We're mourning your death before it happens," -Yusuke (AntiLiberation) "Human's are like slinkys. Though they are not useful, it will always make you smile when one tumbles down the stars." -unknown He suspected he was dreaming when he started to thoroughly describe the healing benefits of liquefied feathers to himself. –Kurama (Buds Choked on the Vine) “WAAAH! Oh Hiro, what’ll I do? Yuki told me h-h-h-h-…”-Shuuichi Duo: Why did I even bother to rescue this guy (Heero) in the first place? He’s anti-social, thinks he’s evil-connival, and hardly speaks! You’ve got such a gloomy personality, why don’t you just give up and stop pretending to be human? “It’s no honour to be laid to rest under a head stone that says, ‘I was honourable.’ ”-Taikobou (Soul Hunter) "You're leaving at the exciting climax and that offends my sense of aesthetics."-Shinkohyou in the anime stepping out of his role as spectator to stop the bad guy's escape so as not to ruin his 'show' “I’m knee-deep in snow, in the middle of the summer, surrounded by females. On top of that, two have gone crazy. I don’t have a clue as to what’s going on, but I’m waiting for whatever is wrong with them to spread to you.” -Keni'Chi (Unexpected Allies Part III: Trial of the Century ) by: Striking Falcon "Oh, well, I forgot about that. You're right." "Friendship means obligations and having to share your chocolate. What else?"-Artemis Fowl to Draco Malfoy (The Family Name: Third Year, by: Elbereth in April) “Oh. He’s a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear …With fangs.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III. (=(Lili:I agree with everything except statements 4, 7, and 8)=) Ryou sighed. The people who dealt with hard boiled criminals couldn’t deal with crying women. Ryou was sure there was someone with the right kind of training for it but he was always trusted with the panicking, the hysterical and the grieving... After some hesitation, Ryou sat down and hoped he wouldn’t screw up and get hit or bitten or laughed at. “Hey,” he started and smiled even though she didn’t look like she was paying attention. “This floor is pretty uncomfortable but there’s a chair just behind this desk. Would you rather sit there?” She glanced at him from behind her messy hair. “It’s a very nice chair, I should know, I sit on it every day.” -Ryou (Shattered Crescent) "By Friday morning, Draco had carefully built a manor on the left bank of "denial" and was comfortably living in it without any thought whatsoever... “WOULD YOU MAUL HIM ONE AT A TIME PLEASE?!”-Sanzo/Draco "Indigo" Malfoy ("Strange Return" by Shivera) “They’re selling pictures?” even Harry, who had some experience with Indigo’s habit of collecting stalkers was shocked now. “And you don’t mind?” "morality must be shot at." -Nietzsche "To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher." -Nietzsche this one made me laugh, Aristotle says that men are social animals though, aren't even philosophers men? If not then they shouldn't be meddling with my morals The turban was removed, and Quirrell turned to show a snake-like, red eyed face with no nose on the back of his head. "Sanzo?"Hakkai had a steaming cup of coffee in one hand, equally useful for waking up bleary-eyed priests or scalding unfortunate attackers. "Is everything all right?" (Entanglements by Vathara) "Yes Mother." Still looking plenty skeptic, Zero slowly nodded. "Alright, but if you faint on me, don't be surprised to find an 'I told you so!' post-it on your forehead. I'll tell Yuuki about it too, so she can guilt-trip you into making sure you never do it again." Zero to Kaname (Egg Rolls by LeaNicolaie) "Who are you spending the rest of your life with, huh? This couch maybe?" "Am I gonna have to separate the two of you?" Potter scoffed. "Oh, please. You have more beauty products than any girl I've ever met. What normal guy has two bottles of Nair in their locker?" "What are you doing here? Kurama arched an eyebrow. "I'm a grape?" "He was so going to need counseling after this was all over. Perhaps if he took Tom and his merry band of murderers they could get a group discount. Merlin knew that they all had problems."-Harry Potter/Jasper Cole in Bloody Fox's "Langsyne". Cyrus bowed in thanks to his new 'master', as he'd been trained to under threat of stick. "Thank you Master Gyrdrich for taking the time to teach me this past week." "I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection, the other bodyguards will make fun of me."-Edward (Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series) (=(Lili quote explanation: James and Tony used a Time Turner by mistake and are now trying to get back into place to avoid anyone noticing)=) "I have combined all my first-year Battle classes into one, which allows me to offer you twice as much class time as Doubles sessions -" Harry wanted to scream in triumph at the top of his lungs. I CAN DO MAGIC! FEAR ME, LAWS OF PHYSICS, I'M COMING TO VIOLATE YOU! ("Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by: Less Wrong) "Thin ice, Zabini," Draco warned. "You're about to become the mysterious smell by the lake." (Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61) "Try again, club boy. I'm not that easy," Draco said, recognizing the manipulation for what it was. Wood just smiled. "What's a wannabe lit professor doing coaching a high school sports club, anyway? Shouldn't you be doing something book related?" Thomas thought the pranks were so funny that he refused to turn Lucius' hair back to normal and added to Sirius' purple-ness so it would last for another day. Remus commented that he wasn't sure he wanted a grape for a mate and was turned blue in retaliation to, as Sirius put it, "Join me in the fruit bowl, my lovely blueberry." Remus had just laughed. (Deguiser by Batsutousai) Jace: "Who wants to do me?" "Nothing less than seven inches! That's my motto!" -Isabelle, City of Ashes "Alec had History, first period." Jace pointed out again, and Alec nodded. "And Isabelle had him, too." Another nod from the girl. "Now let me make a wild guess about how this Mister Bane looks like," No harm in that, right? "Thank Merlin!" Hermione exclaimed the moment the door was shut and Harry had lit the flat. "I was afraid they would have tried to attack you two before you got here." The man turned to them with a grin and Harry saw that he was holding something shiny in his hand. The young wizard barely managed to stop himself from gaping. It was the head from the Fountain of Magical Brethren. "Alas, poor Yorick!" Bakura said, holding the head dramatically and eyed it with fake sadness. "I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times…" the man paused and frowned at the golden head. "Is it just me, or does that sound extremely kinky? What do you think, Yorick?" (King's Jackal by Esama, I absolutely adore Ryou in this story; Esama made him into a very impressive character) Favorite animé/manga: Rurouni Kenshin Yu Yu Hakusho Fullmetal Alchemist (Chibi-san!) Spiral (Go Narumi-san!) Shaman King Soul Hunter (anime and manga) Zoids (the original one with Bit, Leena, Bradd, Jamie, and Dr. Tauros) Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone ComplexS.A.C. 2nd GIG (poor Tachikomas and Major. Tachi forever!) Yugioh (minus the Atlantis arc) Gravitation The Beautiful World Fullmetal Panic (the trilogy) Gensomaden Saiyuki Final Fantasy: Advent Children The Cat Returns Hana-Kimi: For You In Full Blossom Black Cat (anime and manga) King of Bandit Jing (anime) Bleach (anime and manga) ES: Eternal Sabbeth (What an ending!) Culdcept Skip Beat! Vampire Knight Deathnote (anime: manga's a bit boring and too long-winded, plus, over-exaggeration of ordinary movements is amusing) Darker Than Black (anime) Tokyo Crazy Paradise (plus)Anima Appleseed ExMachina Avatar: The Last Airbender Kiba (Yay Amil Gaoul) HunterXHunter Naruto (shippuden: couldn't stand Sasuke pre-shippuden, still can't but at least he's not a 'comrade' anymore, plus Gaara is much more lovable in shippuden) Favorite animé characters: Sanoske Sagara (Rurouni Kenshin) Yukina, Yusuke Urameshi, Shizuru Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho) Edward Elric, Maes Hughes, Risa Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) Narumi Ayumu, Kousuke (Spiral) Yoh Asakura, Anna (Shaman King) Shinkohyo, Taikoubo, Nataku, Outenkun (Soul Hunter) Gin Ichimaru (Bleach) Kujaku (RG Veda) Vega Obscura (Zoids) Major Kusanagi, Tachikomas, Laughing Man (Ghost in the Shell, SAC) Malik, Prof. Banner (Yugioh/Yugioh GX) Ryuuichi Sakumo, Mr. K (Gravitation) Hatsuharu Sohma, Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket) Nuriko (Fuushigi Yuugi) Kagura (Inuyasha) Dr. J, Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing) Eli, Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura) Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle) Jing, Kir (King of Bandit Jing) Sagara Sousuke (adorably naive and 'innocent' despite his career) (Fullmetal Panic) Dr. Alec Howell, Shuro (Ceres: Celestial Legend) Kayashima (the Ghost dude) (Hanakimi) Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Here's something I found on LeaNicolaie's page that I wanted to share, it's not hers either, but oh well: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. |
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