Whatever impelled you to visit my profile? You must be bored.

Name: Yeah, like I'm really going to tell you. Okay, I lied. My name is Jenna.

Nationality: American (why do I feel like this is an insult to myself?) No no wait. I have found Hetalia. My nationality is a little more awesome now. Or at least fun to laugh at. Yay for hamburger scarfing heroes.

Gender: Female (didn't the name kinda give it away?)

Age: Increasing every second.

Wow. Aren't I interesting? sighs Okay, warning for anyone looking through my stories and favorites: I like shounen-ai and yaoi, therefore most content will contain such so if you don't like it, don't read it! It's that simple, ne? Alas, the world is full of fools.

Any other remarkable tidbits? I love all things CLAMP, X/1999 being my favorite from those four almighty goddesses. Gotta love Kamui-chan. (I really want a Kamui plushy. Like, badly.) I love prettily drawn bloody-angsty stuff. I think it's cute, and it makes me all happy and giddy. Yeah, I'm weird...go me =D

AND NOW, A LESSON IN JAPANESE. Nothing irks me more than reading a fanfic that has incorrect usage and/or spelling of Japanese words. Please, learn the words from someone who plans to major in the Japanese language, and not just from random fangirls that happen to pick up a few words (incorrectly!) and stick them in their fanfics! I don't even mind if someone e-mails me for correct translations or words or whatever! Just don't make me as well as others more proficient in Japanese suffer from your incorrect usage. Here are some of the most commonly used words that one might see with their correct spellings:

First is a list of words that are often romanized incorrectly (aka there is a 'u' there, don't forget it!) = arigatou, ohayou gozaimasu, sayounara, anou, bishounen, bishoujo, shoujo, shounen, daijoubu, imouto, otouto, need I go on...?

Second please note that the plural and singular forms of nouns in Japanese are one and the same! Baka can refer to one, two, or ten people; 'bakas' is not a word!

AND NOW, A LESSON IN (OMG!) ENGLISH!!! (Seriously, native English speakers, do I actually have to go over this?)

Blond is the male form of the word for a color of hair. Example: Roxas has blond hair.

Blonde is the female version. Example: Larxene is a blonde.

Brunet is the male version of the word for brown hair. Example: Sora is a brunet.

Brunette is the female version. Example: Aerith is a brunette.

Just because the English language is going down the gutter doesn't mean we can forget our masculine and feminine grammatical genders. You know, considering the English language has so very few, one would think they would be easy to remember. Every time I read a line like 'Riku brushed the brunette spikes away from Sora's eyes' or 'Axel tugged on a lock of Roxas's blonde hair' I can't help but stop and think "Wait, what happened to Sora and Roxas's manly bits? I could have sworn that they were male when I started this fic! Who slipped them the gender-swapping potion?!"

GENDER CONFUSION - it's generally NOT a good thing. (Unless, of course, you are writing a fanfic with gender swapping as a plot point. In which case, have fun!)

Enough of that!

Now onto a special section of random things I've said while sleeping. Thanks go to my freaked out roommate Makoto-Elena who has recorded me saying the following:

"Ahn...shut the fuck up." Yes, apparently I cuss in my sleep.

"You have...why are you questioning me? I got done reading it." Yeah, we don't know what I was dreaming about either.

"BAKA!" This one scared the crap out of my roommate because I actually screamed it.

"Lelouch..." I had just watched the entire series of Code Geass that day.

"Uh...I'm in my car." Er, no I wasn't.

"The trees are scary." What was I dreaming about? O.o

"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yeah, maniacal laughter in my sleep. Totally scarred the crap out of my friend. Go me??

Me: "It's in there!"

Friend: "It's in where?"

Me: "In the glove compartment."

Friend: "...Are you sure?"

Me: "Just take it out!" No, I wasn't in a car. I was sleeping on the floor at her house. No car in sight. WTF??

I will add more to this list in the future.

Current Obsession: Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Namely, Tsuna, and all the many, many people I can pair him with. Best fandom bicycle EVER.

AKUROKU IS MY OTP!! Though Kaishin (Kaito/Shinichi) from Detective Conan is now a very close second!

JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW: My fic Just Kidding Around is not being given up on!! Please be patient for new updates, they will come out eventually! I am NEVER giving up on it!! All of you wonderful people love it so much, I love you guys!! I will finish it if it is the last thing I ever do! (5/7/12)