Name: SilentIndigoMist

Age: Unknown

Gender: Unknown

Sexuality: Unknown

Favorites:

Fanfiction

Yaoi

Vocaloid

Manga

Anime

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson series

Sherlock

Adventure Time

Favorite Manga/Animes:

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

HNKNA

Durarara!!

Dengeki Daisy

Siesta

Naruto

Fullmetal Alchemist

Attack On Titan

Black Butler

D Gray-Man

Death Note

Itsuwaribito Utsuho

Clockwork Planet

Ouran High School Host Club

Hamatora

Blue Exorcist

Special A

Nabari No Ou

Brothers' Conflict

No.6

Tokyo Ghoul

Akazukin Cha Cha

Warao Kanako-sama

Koi Dano Ai Dano

Barajou no Kiss

Ore-sama Teacher

My Little Monster

Tokyo ESP

Are You Alice?

Kamisama kiss

07 Ghost

Death Parade

Soul Eater

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not tell Hermione to S.P.E.W again"

"The Giant Squid isn't an appropriate date to the Yule Ball"

Quotes

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?

I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head.

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

If I had a nickle for every fictional character I've fallen for, I'd have enough money to pay for the professional help I so very obviously need.

"Hello and welcome to Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press one repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press two for you. If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, six, and seven. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so please stay on the line and we will trace your call. If you are delusional press, eight and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press. If you are dyslexic, please press six and nine. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter what button you press because no one will answer. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Thank you for calling."

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.

I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you'll still be ugly.

Any girl can be pretty. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must also have peanut butter.

Lead us not to temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Do not avoid temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study hard. Be evil.

Read this aloud:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Female Comebacks To Pick Up Lines

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "Don't let This Happen"

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Comebacks"