Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI, no ships. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.

Kushina is sealed into Naruto at the same time as the Kyuubi. When Naruto is 5, she awakens in his mindscape and starts teaching him. Naruto is a true shapeshifter due to the Kyuubi and begins to pose as his own sister in order to escape his reputation.

Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...

Peace is harder than it sounds; it has to be built, with words and promises and trust and compromise, and then maintained with dedication. Not everything survives the change, but there are new joys and treasures to be found as well. Sequel to Compass of thy Soul [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. Guaranteed Space Alien Free.]

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

I didn't ask to be a Gym Leader, but I somehow found myself as one. Damn it, Flint. THIS is all your fault! I want to resign! I WANT TO RESIGN! SOMEONE, SACK ME! (Reincarnated OC as Volkner)

After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.

I have wondered what might have gone different if Mr. Bennet was the landowner, the husband, and the father that he should have been. In this story strong advice from a valued mentor early in his marriage sets a new course for Thomas Bennet and impacts the entire Bennet family in a positive way.

Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.

Accepting the request of a dying goddess led Alexandra to a world of super heroes and aliens she thought only existed in movies. She has a mission: Save the universe and the idiots that live in it. (Oc/si-travels to the MCU) future romance. OCx?

Sawada Kamehime starts off her second life with a built-in cheat-code. Well, that's not entirely true; it's more like a sixth sense, something that warns her about certain things, about certain actions. It's strange as hell. Then, during middle school, Byakuran comes barrelling into her life and things get a little more hectic. (Female Tsuna SI)

What if Delia had stepped in and made sure that Ash was prepared for his journey? After all, what kind of mother will allow her only son to travel a dangerous world ill-prepared? Smarter Ash, more prepared Ash. A mix of the games and the anime. WARNING - Chapter 5 is M-Rated for violence and mentions of rape.

When Bungo Baggins dies, Bag End and all his possessions should pass to the husband of his daughter and only child Bilba. There is one small problem. Bilba doesn't have a husband and has never shown any inclination towards acquiring one. Bungo took account for that in his will in a manner Bilba did not expect. Luckily for her a wizard has Fem!Bilbo, Fem!Ori, other pairings and OC's

Harry's discovered the legendary Ravenclaw Diadem in the Room of Requirement and has come to a startling conclusion that it's actually a 10th century magical version of a computer/pensieve. The problem is, it's corrupted by Voldemort's Horcrux. How can he and Hermione Granger get rid of the Horcrux while maintaining the beauty of such a ancient treasure?

Eragon, through a trick of wild magic, finds himself returned to his 15-year-old body, with a newly hatched Saphira to care for and a war to win again. How will he handle the burden? What changes will he make to history? The future has been unwritten, and anything is possible.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

When Bilbo woke, he knew something was wrong, because he was without a stitch of clothing. He was a respectable Hobbit. A Baggins of Bag End. He did not sleep naked.

Verde really should have been more careful. If he had been then he wouldn't find himself in a smaller body AGAIN. Granted being in the past is new. Maybe the situation wasn't so bad. Armed with knowledge of the future, our favorite lightning Arcobaleno plans to turn the world on its head with all the 'new' scientific discoveries and technological advancements. A Verde-is-Harry fic!

She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.

There's more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission. AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Who is Kili's father? Kili doesn't know. Thorin doesn't know. Dis knows, but she's not telling. What does he do when he finds out she left him while carrying his son? Alternative ending to BOFA. Overprotective dwarves. Overprotective families. Thorin, Fili and Kili live. Hurt/Comfort. Angst with a Happy Ending. Eventual Kili/Tauriel.

Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)

Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action

If there's one thing Lal hates, it's Vongola craziness. On the other hand, perhaps being randomly thrown back in it time is a good thing. After all, she had so many regrets before she joined the military, and now she has a chance to do things right. There's only thing she didn't anticipate the fact that the guy who had a crush on her forever has a few secrets of his own.

Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.

In the beginning, they were just dreams. But they're about to become reality. Konoha never really felt like home to Sakura, so when Uzushio called it was easy to respond. It may be just rubble now, but Uzushio and her people are too stubborn to let it stay that way.

When Newt is called in to remove a creature from a local tribe's sacred grounds, he had no idea that he will come across the most extraordinary creature he would ever encounter. There's just one catch...the dragon he finds is none other than a witch from well over sixty years in the future. Can he mend her broken heart from all the pain she ran away from? Fem Harry/Newt

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Rewrite of The Chosen One's Journey. Ash learns of the many paths that one can lead in the world of Pokemon, changing the path of his destiny forever. Read how Ash travels around the regions with a more progressive look on Pokemon training. Aura! Rayshipping! I don't own Pokemon.

In the year since the Battle of Hogwarts the victory hasn't felt very victorious. Hermione was killed just months after the battle and they're still trying to recover. Harry is working with George and Ron has become an auror. What happens when you mix Ron, Harry, George and a bag of time sand. AU (Hermione/Ron) "Accidental Snippets" is a dumping ground for extras on this story.

Iris Potter is Girl-Who-Lived, but thanks to Mother Magic no-one will ever know. Read on as her Father discovers the secrets within her heritage and moves their expanded family to a whole new world. Watch out Konohagakure The Kuro's are coming. Fem Harry, crossover with Naruto.

Lizzie gradually takes over the running of Longbourn after becoming aware of her father's neglect... with impacts far greater than she could have ever imagined.

On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. UPDATED

A Slayer who thinks for herself, a vampire who was made wrong, and a series of events that inevitably draws them together. Set in an AU world where Angel never got a soul.

in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.

Hermione find a certain red book during Harry's fourth year, that summer to save Harry and to right the wrongs she sees, she makes a wish and chooses to run the Labyrinth, her way which involves finding Sarah. Follow as she along with Harry, the goblin king and Sarah save the magical world.

A simple spell cast in the world of the Charmed Ones was meant to keep evil from gaining a power boost in their own world. They never knew that their spell would have consequences in the world Harry Potter lived in. A world in which Harry Potter is now Charmed. AU and Non Canon.

Eventual Thorin/fem!Bilbo. AU. "Her savior was a dwarf, she realized with some surprise. She'd only seen dwarves in the books her mother brought from Rivendell." After the Fell Winter claims her parents, Bilba finds herself adopted by the dwarf that saved her life. Bilba will do anything to protect her new family, even put up with his rude son and eventually go against a dragon.

Bilbo Baggins has a daughter and two sons. After Bilbo discovers Fili, Kili and baby Lenorah lost, he takes them in. They live peacefully, until one day their lives are turned around. A dark journey ahead, the Baggins' travel through Middle Earth, battling to save the greatest treasure of all; family. A fanfic of both Tolkien's work and that of Hobbsy3's 'Strangers Like Me'.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

Harry needs a change of pace. So he heads to a town called Perfection for a so-called Monster Tour just to pass the time, though he didn't expect so much difficulty just getting to the town.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

What if Kirito was able to complete a quest in the Beta that let him keep his level, skills, and a few other things when he started the game for real? How would this affect the story? Are you willing to look past this horrible summary to the hopefully not horrible story inside? Rated M just to be safe (like most of my stories)

Iemitsu may be the decedent of an old family with the Gift of Flames, Nana is also of a line, even older. The day her husband stands aside to let her daughter be Sealed, like she once was, is the day when she knows her Tsu-chan doesn't have a father anymore. But she doesn't really need one because Hibari Kyoya claims the bird-child as his flock. Wing!Fic fem!27 (cowritten with WRR)

The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.

One evening as Bilbo is looking forward to a companionable visit to the Green Dragon, a too-young, badly wounded Big Folk girl appears out of thin air. Ten years later, when Gandalf shows up at Bag End looking for a burglar things don't turn out as he expected. Based mostly on the movies with a great deal "borrowed" from Araceil's fabulous fanfic Fate be Changed.

Mr Collins is not who his letter shows he is. Why, then, did he write such a letter? How could that change the story?

An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

Vernon's reaction to having Harry dumped on the doorstep by *their kind* is predictable, and Petunia has a small epiphany over what might happen if Dudley develops magic when he is older the way Lily did. Suddenly her love for her sister is more important than her jealousy, and she takes steps to save Harry and Dudley by contacting the only person she knows in the wizarding world.

Darcy and Bingley receive an early lesson on their place in Meryton society. The course of their stay and their relationships with the people of Meryton change as they do. AU Pride and Prejudice.

Toto-Tousan? Haru never had a father figure growing up when she wanted one. But she had a big black crow that visited at night and it was just as good as a real father. He never let on he was more than a crow though until she ends up in a Cat-Astrophe. Of course what do you expect when you are something different. Or the AU where a Much older Haru gets into trouble. Baron/Haru

Gaara was not raised alone, instead it was decided by the council that there was a need for a way that could control the one tail if need be. So they created one. Sute has been raised knowing she would one day wed Gaara, to try and give him a weakness. It backfired on the elders. OC/Gaara slow burn primarily twisted friendship. Prologue is a glimpse ahead in time.

What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.

Laurel Potter made a mistake and poked something better left alone. A mad escape flung her into a far off reality, into the lap of Naruto Uzumaki Hokage-to-be. Now in between deciphering the runework keeping her trapped, she has to train Naruto, avoid the ANBU trying to figure her out, and find a way to stamp out every source of sabotage aimed at her new charge. Cross posted on AO3

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.

The Uchiha. Clan full of egomaniacs and Stick-in-the-muds? Or a clan full of soulful artists and cat lovers? She would see to the latter. The ultimate Uchiha Massacre fix-it fic. Manipulative!OC!(first story)

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

What if instead of locking Harry in his cupboard whenever they didn't want to look at him, the Dursley's had locked him out of the house instead? Maybe this. Self-Sufficient, Independent!Harry.

Sarah Williams lives her life and retires to England, only to have another brush with magic when she witnesses three oddly dressed beings leave a baby on a doorstep. When her attempts to help the child come to naught, there is only one thing for Sarah to do: She must Wish the child away to the Goblin King. - How different may things be, when a child of prophecy becomes Fae.

The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.

[Hiatus] Bilbo finds Kili as a child during a storm and takes him in. He ends up caring for the boy as his own son and raises him in the shire. What happens when one day his worst fears come into reality as Gandalf arrives along with a very real possibility that he's going to lose his son forever?

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

Bilbo Baggins dies peacefully on the ship to Valinor, and when he wakes, he is a young hobbit living in Bag End. Thorin Oakenshield, on the other hand, drowns in his own blood on a gruesome battlefield; his screams as he wakes in Ered Luin will haunt his sister and nephews for years to come. -— (Fixing their broken world isn't going to be as easy as they think.)

After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

Uzumaki Naruto is the transmigration of Kaguya rather than Asura. An early encounter with Zetsu has her coming into her inheritance early. Starts at the end of the Mizuki encounter. Fem!Naruto with multiple bloodlines. No pairings. Hinata replaces Sakura on Team 7.

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around

Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

The Arkenstone is burning a hole in her pocket, and Billa Baggins needs answers. "Thorin," she says nervously as he paws relentlessly through piles of gold, "Have you gone mad?" In which Billa Baggins confronts Thorin Oakenshield about the Elves and Men on his kingly doorstep, and won't take no for an answer.

Capturing one of each Pokemon species in the world is a laudable goal, of course, but Ashlyn Ketchum believed in quality over quantity. Now add a dash of practicality, a touch of common sense, and a hint of maturity, and you have the beginnings of a Pokemon legend. fem!Ash, Palletshipping

Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi

Hibari Kyōya has always scared Tsuna witless. So, when the two of them end up kidnapped, really, the only choice is to shed her herbivore skin and become a true carnivore if she wants to survive. Female Tsuna

Nono raised his hand, index finger outstretched ready to seal young Tsunayoshi's flames, only for his hand to be intercepted by a smaller one,"You can't, they're mine" and his breath hitches as his eyes meet resolved orange orbs. R&R.

Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.

"Before he knew what was happening, Thorin was pinned to the ground, the strange woman's forearm on his neck. Her eyes were red from crying, and held a delirious quality which was, quite frankly, terrifying. He could see the front of her bizarre vest now, because it was right above him. And on it, in bold white font, were the letters F.B.I."

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED

What would the journey to Erebor be like with a female Bilbo who knew a little about surviving? Where hobbits didn't forget their nomadic culture and remembered who they are. Hobbits were created from earth and plant. They were the children of Aule and Yavanna, made in celebration of their bonding. They knew the earthen tongue. Plant and earth come to their aid. - Book 2 is up.

This story follows moments in the life of Evangeline Took as her life irrevocably entwines with that of Thorin Oakenshield. Romance. Pre-Quest for Erebor. Thorin Oakenshield / OC (a hobbit).

He is domineering, brutal, and used to getting his way. She is cool, detached, and completely irreverent. Unsurprisingly, they don't really get along. Bane x Selina Kyle.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.

Three years after BOFA, a trio of unlikely wayfarers arrive at Bag End. Stunned, Bilbo looks into the eyes of two lads he thought dead...and their familiar companion. How did they survive? Sit alongside Bilbo as he serves tea and discovers what REALLY happened between Tauriel and Thranduil on Ravenhill. Fixit!AU co-authored by Summerald (Fili) and BlueRiverSteel (Kili).

Xander falls through a portal and ends up in a land unlike any he's ever seen before.

Haruhi decides against going to Ouran, but fate will not be dissuaded. She belongs to the Host Club, just as they belong to her.

One day while hiking a storm hits out of nowhere, and Cricket is transported to a land full of attractive, bearded dwarves, snarky wizards, fiddgity hobbits and prissy elves. Will what she discovers there be enough to keep her there, even if she does find a way back? And will she ever be the same if she does? warning, slight Bagginshield.

After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.

Thorin Oakenshield follows his sister-sons into death, bitterly cursing the mistakes of his long life. Then he wakes up, and he is young again (and again, and again) as the desolation of a dragon comes. "Am I cursed?"

Bilbo hadn't exactly meant this when he'd said that to Gandalf as they boarded the ship. No, he had definitely not wanted to restart his life from just before it was overturned by dwarves, elves, skinchangers, and oh, let's not forget dragons and gold-sickness. And that Valar forsaken Ring. This was most definitely not what he had imagined - but that was still what had happened.

Laurëel, Daughter of Paulina, resolves to join the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. Of course, being a girl, and a stranger, Laurëel quickly finds that it will be a struggle to do so. Okay, so summaries aren't my strong point. But seriously, check it out. [Kili x OC]

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

Two friends wake up in Middle Earth after a nuclear explosion. They join the company of Thorin Oakenshield in an attempt to save the line of Durin from the fate that awaits at Erebor. Eventual KilixOC ThorinxOC

Alternative title - "How to Steal a Dwarf". Post BoFA and LoTR, set in the Undying Lands. A bit of cracked fun and a certain burglar who is asked to steal a dwarf from the Halls of the Waiting. Afterlife fix-it. Thranduil/Wife. Kili/Tauriel. Legolas and Gimli deep and abiding friendship. Frodo. Sam. Humor, romance, fun, and a little theft.

A clumsy Laketown woman meets the Elvenking Thranduil in Dale during the BOTFA. Funny One-Shot.

Smaug survives Lake Town, but only barely. The black arrow digs deep into his chest as he flees without choice. He takes refuge in a cave miles away from Erebor, where he lays down and waits for death to claim him. It is as he is clinging to the last threads of life that a gentle-eyed woman stumbles upon him. Arrogant even in death Smaug thinks little of her but will that change?

Christine Langford is Elizabeth Swann's cousin, as her cousin has, she's always admired and dreamed about pirates. When Elizabeth is kidnapped Christine accompanies Will without complaint to go and rescue her. However she gains more then just a taste of freedom, getting closer to the mysterious captain and learning not everything is black and white within the world.

Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE

She was destined to be the saviour of her world. She was the fated antihero, coming into power on Jan 2011. Yet webs of fate could be altered. Realities away, a forbidden technique was used, and the web of destiny… was shattered.

With an otouto like Gaara, there was never much Kankuro needed to protect him from. It always seemed like the least he could do to keep his brother from being poisoned. But as the Sand's new Kazekage, Gaara's no longer blinded by bloodlust, and he wants to know why.

What if Delia Ketchum was actually a responsible parent and didn't let Ash leave home with only a disobedient Pikachu as his only companion?  What if he was forced to stay at home and learn to connect with his Pokemon before she would let him leave?  Could a headstrong kid benefit from the lesson of learning to slow down and do things right? Co-Writter and beta CerberusLabrat

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

In which the dwarves question hobbit ages, and a hobbit questions dwarven ideals of beauty. Bilbo learns something interesting, Kili learns something fun, and Gloin is a stick in the mud.

When Elizabeth and the Gardiners visit Pemberley a year early, a bond of friendship and sisterly love forms between Elizabeth and Georgiana. The repercussions of this meeting change completely the way Elizabeth and Darcy interact once they finally meet.

Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...

Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it. fem!bilbo, dwobbit Bilbo

What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.

At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.

When I died, I forgot everything. Temporarily. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Being sealed away for 15 years by your new family sucks. Being sent to an orphanage is even worse. On the plus side, at least I have Naruto for company. OC, self-insert.

When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.

Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

When Rose discovers the strange ability to step through Time, Space and Universes, she begins a rather frustrating search for the Doctor. If she can't get his help then she will never be able to stay still. But it seems she can never quite reach him.

A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt

AU, canon divergence. One fated night, Bilbo Baggins finds a pitiful little creature huddled in his garden, bleeding and broken. Adopted!Bolg, Father!Bilbo, families of choice. Contains child abuse/abandonment, violence, family, fluff, friendship, and angst. Includes some slow-burn Thorin/Bilbo romance.

[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry

With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.

Expect the following story type - A "What if", AU/AR and Char. Ooc, still magical world - Sent to prison upon the death of the Dark Lord, the Hero is bound by the ancient edifice on an island in the middle of nowhere. Laws that came into effect days before the final battle bound his battle actions and the rest of his life there... that is until the day he died.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

What if the first thing Ash did when leaving Pallet was save the life of a certain pink, cat like legendary? What if that Pokémon then became a permanent part of his team and family. Smart, calm and observant Ash! Multiple Legendaries! Ash/Cynthia later!

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...

Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Boy Who Lived" huh? They have No. Freakin'. Idea. Besides, haven't they clued on yet that to get a name like that, there has to be death involved? And his life was just getting good too. A 'Yusuke is Harry' story. Oneshot, complete, do not own.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

When a freshman Clark wakes up twenty-five years into the future and can't reach his parents or Pete, he turns to Lex to help him figure it out. What a wonderful opportunity this is to correct certain aspects of their past...

The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.

Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.

Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...

They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia

When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.

Because anybody who could break into the North Pole has to have thought theft through better than that.... AU bit of "The Cave of Two Lovers".

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

SG-1/HP X-Over If Isis hadn't died in the canopic jar, things could have turned out very differently. Harry goes to the airport at the wrong time. What will the wizarding world do if Harry leaves Earth? These three chapters will spawn two different stories.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.

A year after the Shikon was restored, she's stuck at home. Kagome wants nothing but to return to the past... until the past comes looking for her, in a most unexpected way. Can Sesshoumaru and Kagome help each other out.... or not? SxK

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr