Lady Death 16
 Author has written 1 story for World War Z. My previous original names were Luna La Pond, T S Forever Strong, T S Rugby Girl 16, and TS ad Double-T Forever Strong. I changed my name AGAIN!!!! Also, GIR RULES!!!! You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos Modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . REMEMBER WHEN: Getting 'high' meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? Remember, when all you wanted to do WAS GROWING UP? I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. Got a problem with me? solve it LLLLL PPPPPPPPPPP Copy and paste this if you think Linkin Park rocks! A life without cause is a life without effect.- Barbarella I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it -Edgar Allan Poe I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity- Edgar Allen Poe The purpose of life is a life of purpose.- Robert Byrne The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.- Chinese Proverb To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.- Emily Dickinson Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. -Richard Bach F*ck you, Miss Daisy!- Ronnie from the movie "Role Models" Each of the squirrel's nuts weights two pounds -My composition teacher, not realizing what us students thought when she said that ...That must be a pretty big squirrel. -Me sometime after comp. class POYO! - Kirby (SQUEEEEE!!!!) APPLES! -Milo from Fish Hooks Oh baby oh baby oh baby. - Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if they do, I'll kill them. - Tobuscus "Nothing quite like good cookies and evil milk!" - Baby Bowser "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!" - Kamek "AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ.!" "NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED" - L33T Hammer Broz "Stupid moustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!" - Fawful "Keep your trousers on, older me! That's MY blood pressure you're raising. Seriously, if I wanted to see myself embarrass myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror." "It's not like she's in another castle or anything." - Toadsworth the Younger "Oh, and one more thing... Only smelly stinkwads call other people stinkwads! Understand, stinkwad?"- Red Cleft I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adam I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." - Frieda Norris Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. -Ralph Bus He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - ZsaZsa Gabor I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -Woody Allen Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. - Homer Simpson Look how often the unexpected happens -- yet we still never expect it. - Ashleigh Brilliant Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Author Unknown Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency. - Anonymous Strike while your employer has a big contract. - Author Unknown Time won't heal this damage anymore. - Linkin Park Holding your breathe for too long can kill you; so can hiding in your feelings. - Anonymous One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to. - Ashleigh Brilliant The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Arthur Bloc The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. - Quentin Crisp Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? - Author Unknown Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic? - Lily Tomlin You have to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra Watching the scars fade away while the life inside of me does the same. - Anonymous Why is it that when I want attention, everyone ignores me, but when I want to be ignored, all eyes are on me? - Anonymous Cause it's a F*CKING CONSPIRACY! - My response to the above quote Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and feeling so alone. - Anonymous You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns If you have failed at failing, you succeed. - KairiMcEwin's dad Kiss my shiny metal ass! - Bender Kiss my shiny metal *gasp* NNOOOOOO!!!! - Bender "Bite my shiny metal ass!" May the force be with you - Star Wars Even as a child, she had preferred night to day, had enjoyed sitting out in the yard after sunset, under the star-speckled sky listening to frogs and crickets. Darkness soothed. It softened the sharp edges of the world, toned down the too-harsh colors. With the coming of twilight, the sky seemed to recede; the universe expanded. The night was bigger than the day, and in its realm, life seemed to have more possibilities. - Dean Koontz Live your life Name: Just call me Nyxn. I have multiple nicknames, but my main one is Shadow Gender: Female Likes: Playing video games, watching game play-throughs on Youtube, watching people play any kind of games on Youtube (examples being Markiplier, Setosorceror, Terroriser, Vanoss, and 8-Bitgaming), sports(mostly football, boxing, rugby and swimming), baking, cooking, imagining, listening to music and a lot of other things Dislikes: SPIDERS, SOCIAL STUDIES, my smartass of a little brother, social studies teachers, being embarrassed, doing stuff for others who I dislike (but I can't say no...), and having mental disorders. This list can go on. Hair color: Mines: Dark Brown; Alter Ego: Dark Blue Eye color: Dark Brown; Blood Red Location: Chi Town Weapons: Battle Axes, dagger, throwing knives, machete, war hammers, Bowie knife, and scythe (Thanks, RWBY!) Birthday: Sept. 30th(All this time. For the first nine/ten years of my life, I thought I was a Virgo...JUST TO FIND OUT THAT IMA LIBRA!! I never knew what a Virgo was, but when I did, I liked it. Then a week later, I FIND THAT I'M LIBRA!! Talents: I'm good at over-thinking, worrying, procrastinating, and I can give myself headaches and migraines! Very useful, if I do say so myself. If you didn't already figure this out, I am a sarcastic and insane jackass (a title that I go by proudly). I'm also very forgetful (seriously. I've forgotten my 17th, my 19th, and my 20th birthdays). I can make myself tweek (WITHOUT SUGAR!!!!) so much that I can't control it! I'm also great at being random, holding in all of my emotions, then having panic attacks when things get to be too much for me to handle, and staying up two to three nights in a row and properly function before I go insane. Favorite food: BACON CHEEZEBUGGA!!!! Interests: A lot of things. Favorite music: All kinds (except modern rap...); mainly rock though. Favorite TV shows: A lot Favorite games: A lot Favorite movies: Every Pokemon movie, The Simpsons Movie, Forever Strong (BEST rugby movie EVER!!!!) Drumline, The Terminator, Resident Evil, Roll Bounce, Like Mike, The Pacifier, Scooby-Doo 2, Resident Evil: Retribution, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and many more(do you think I should've kept saying a lot?) My Fanfic Family: ME!! FOREVER STRONG!! MY TWIN SISTER, SAMROX20!! MY OTHER SISTER, Momoko Harukaze! MY OTHER SISTER, HEART SEEKER!! MY BROTHER, MICHEAL J ANGELO!! MY TWIN BROTHER, SORA 532!! MY OTHER TWIN BROTHER, ELECTRIC CLAW!! If you want to be a family member, just PM me!!!! If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! 98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. Garbage Bags A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, - "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." lol Most girls; Are cheerleaders Other girls; Are captain of the football team Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any" Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad (but I still bake; hell, that's what I'm majoring in!). Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister Other girls: Play video games with their brother Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge Other girls: Play pranks (while still planning revenge) Most girls; Tap people Other girls: Punch people Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats Other girls; Would down a whole 1/2 lb bacon burger with fries, drink, and dessert and not give half a cat's ass (yeah, I changed it to my liking) Most girls; Would think this was garbage Other girls: Would copy and paste this They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass. Anger is merely depression with enthusiasm. When God made man, she was only joking. God must love stupid people- he made so many! I like children. Properly cooked. Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh. I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime! (so not true...) Adults are just kids with money. TGIF- Thank God I'm female. (Not even) Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (nevermind, He's here.) Keep honking! I'm reloading! Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Do unto others before they do unto you. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt. I see dumb people. Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman. The more I know about humans, the more I admire dogs. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ. Who died and made you Darth Vader? Too many freaks, not enough circus's! Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. Doctors say I have a multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that. Don't judge a book by its movie. Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt. My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test. If you have something to say, raise your hand. Then place it over your mouth. Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from. Boys will be boys ... so will a lot of middle aged men. Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. I like children... fried. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. Smile; it confuses people. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. God: Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. A drink a day keeps the shrink away. On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" If you win a trophy great. But if you can fit one up your butt, you're amazing. My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I said if you don't mind I'd like a second opinion, he said- Alright, you're ugly too! I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? How did the headless horseman know where he was going? If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!! If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! Consciousness- that annoying time between naps. Guys are like lava lamps; they're fun to look at just not so bright! "Love's a two-way street and I think your car just died" Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also. A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) All great discoveries are made by mistake. All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door. If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear! Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families. If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. GUESS WHO!!! Im 20 yrs old & cant get a better job than a fast food place; its the only place that will hire a high school socially awkward & my only co-worker hates complain but my boss only cares about $. Id leave but I cant pass my drivers test or any other test. Im in love with 1 of my only friends. Shes a smart, athletic, gorgeous sothern belle but Im stuck in the friend zone. My other friend only talks to me cuz hes a r3tard. And to top it off, I live in a pineapple under the sea :( have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: Dr. Pepper, Pringles BBQ, chocolate chip cookies (if they're soft) or Oreos, and some kind of candy, and chocolate covered pretzels. 2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to SEA TURTLE!!!! Whos your favorite redhead? Sherwin from In A Heartbeat. 4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? 4 CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES WITH 2 SCRAMBLED EGGS AND 4 PIECES OF BACON!! 5. Last book you read? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (It's 2017 and I'm just now getting into Harry Potter) 6. Describe your mood. Craving cake/ 7. Describe the last time you were injured? Does mentally count? 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Jake 9. Rock concert or symphony? Why not both? 10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? Locked screen: Creepypasta Jigglypuff; Home screen: Drunk Terezi surrounded by Faygo puddles and horns. 11. Favorite drink IMPOSSIBRU!!!! Tied between tea and Dr. Pepper 12. What type of shirt are you wearing? A gray GIR shirt. 13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Teleportation! 14. Most recent movie you have watched in theaters? War for the Planet of the Apes 15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: No one. 16. What’s your favorite kind of cake Chocolate!! WITH BUTTERCREAM FROSTING!! (I hate that whipped cream frosting...) 17. What did you have for dinner last night? A double bacon cheeseburger from Sonic's. 18. Look to your left, what do you see? My wall. 19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Sometimes 20. Favorite toy as a child? Gameboy Color... ELECTRONICS!! 21. Do you buy your own groceries? Not unless I have money! 22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? I KNOW so. 23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? Not sure. 24. Whats your favorite fruit? IMPOSSIBRU!!!! I LOVE FRUIT!!!! 25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No. 26. Do you like running long distances? No. I can't even run a short distance now. 27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yeah 28. What color are your bedsheets? Currently white. 29. Whats your favorite flower? Moon flowers. 30. Do you do ballet? No 31. Do you listen to classical music? Sometimes 32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? The original Pokemon theme song due to an event. 33. Do you watch Sponge bob? I actually haven't watched much TV in the past couple of years, but I hear that Spongebob's turned to crap, so no. 34. What temperature is it outside right now? Cold. 35. Do people consider you smart? I don't know... I don't even consider myself smart, so I don't know. My family, friends, and teachers call me smart, but isn't that pretty much their job? 36. How many piercings do you have? Ears are pierced, so two 37. Are you signed on AIM? No. 38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? I did it by accident before 39 How do you feel about your family? I love them, but they can upset me sometimes. 40. Do you have an iPod? No. 41. What time do you go to bed? Any time I feel like going to sleep 42. What CD is currently in your CD player? No CD player. 43. What movie do you know every line to? Shrek 44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Pomegranate Vinaigrette from Wendy's. 45. What do you want for Christmas this year? MONEY MONEY MOONEEEYY!! And more baking and pastry tools/equipment!! 46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where? I have many family members who live all over the country, and I'm pretty sure everyone else does. 47. Do you like hugs? YAAAASSSS!!!! 48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? (Starts thinking about my boyfriend) *siiiigh* Wait, what? 49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Yeah. My first name 50. Last person you hugged? My advisor from college WHEN ALL THE OTHER LITTLE GIRLS WANTED TO BE BALLERINAS I JUST WANTED TO BE A POKEMON MASTER. PUT ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR A GIRL AND YOU LOVE POKEMON!!!! Ash Ketchum, make a choice! Ranga, Bandana or Miniskirt? You've travelled with enough girls, so make up your bloody mind already! ...P...Put this Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? The girl you just called fat.. She's on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly...She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped...He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars...He fought for his country. The 14 year old girl with a kid, that you just called a slut...she got raped. That guy you just made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. Put this as you're status if you're against bullying. 95% of people won't re-post this... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do, 'practice'? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why they are called 'apartments' when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why they call the airport, 'the terminal'? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while! Random quiz 1) emo or scene? Emo 1. FIRST NAME: Dashay 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah, my mom's sister 3. SIBLING NAMES: Douglas 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A few hours ago due to a touching In A Heartbeat fanfic. I'm a hopeless romantic, damnit. 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? They do the shaky thingy that I don't like, but I wanna keep them, so yes. 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Honey roasted turkey! 7. KIDS? No. 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YUP! We can insult each other and keep each other company so we won't feel alone! 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Not really. Just to write my fanfics, which I never publish. 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah. 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah. 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Sure, why the fuck not? 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? IMPOSSIBRU!!!! 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Sometimes. 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No. I've lost so much strength... 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? One does not simply choose a favorite ice cream flavor. 17. SHOE SIZE? Depends on the shoe. 6-7 18. RED OR PINK? Red. 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Do you mean between insecureness, low self esteem, forgetfulness, tendency to slip into depressive or psychotic episodes? Gee, I don't know! 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? As of right now, my Grandma Peaches 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Don't care. 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jean shorts and I'm barefoot. 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Jolly Rancher. 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of someone/something moving around in my garden outside my window while it's pitch black outside. 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Interesting question... EXCEPT I'M NOT A CRAYON!!!! but I guess I'd be black. 26. FAVORITE SMELL? Between foods that I like and my Grandma Brenda's perfume, I can't choose. 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My little brother. 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I dunno. It's kinda different every time. 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found it on another person's profile, nobody sent it to me. THANKS, MOMO!!!! 30. FAVORITE DRINK? CAN'T CHOOSE!!!! 31. FAVORITE SPORT? CAN'T CHOOSE!!!! 32. EYE COLOR? Dark brown (but if they were blood red, that would be greaat). 33. HAT SIZE? I really don't see the point in measuring my head when I could just try hats on until I find one that fits. 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Not regularly, but I wear them for cosplay. 35. FAVORITE FOOD? BACON CHEEZEBUGGAS!!!! 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Both. 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? War for the Planet of the Apes. 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hoodies! Especially hoodies that are WAAYY too big for me! 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? CANT CHOOSE!!!! THERE'S SOMETHING GOOD AND BAD ABOUT ALL SEASONS!!!! 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? IMPOSSIBRU!!!! 42. FAVORITE WORD? Too many favorite words! Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth. It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 26 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and smack that person! Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss. Energizer Bunny arrested- charged with battery! If Barbie is so popular- Why do we have to buy her friends? The only reason why people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory. Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool! Think about...All the children out there that are dying. Because of child abuse. Diseases. Homelessness. And think about... Kelsey Briggs. Who broke two legs. And a man of which her mother married. Kicked her and killed her. Her dad expected to see her happy, joyful face. But instead, he had to bury her little girl. You may think That this world is peaceful and nothing bad ever happens. You may think that all the bad stuff was a coincidence; An accident. But it's not. There are bad people out there. Drunk alcoholics. Rapist. Child abusers. People that pretend to be poor, So they can get money and more food. And much more. There are people that are racists. That hate blacks. Hate people with different religions. 60 million people died years ago, Because of this man. Who thought some people weren't perfect. If they were blonde and had blue eyes. They would be alive. But if not... They had to be shot or killed in some way. If you don't care about this poem at all... Then you have no heart... at all... There's just a little hole in your heart that makes you not care for anything. Not even child abuse. So for the people who do care... So I need you to do a favor for me and all the other people out there. Do everything you can to stop all this bad stuff. Give food and clothes to poor people... Recycle. Try to stop child abuse as much as you can... Don't make fun of people on their looks, personality, race, even people who have disabilities of stuff. Try your best to save the world...Heal the World. Please. If you have a golden heart. Then you would do this favor for me and the other people out there... Who NEED help! Help people... Try to find cures for people and children Who have diseases. Help people... that have disabilities. Help deaf people learn sign language so that they can understand better. Help blind people... So they can try to feel and hear what they are trying to say and help them guide into new places. Please...We are all begging you... Make a little space to make a better world!! Promise all of us... That you will try to Heal the World... Think about the children and their children's children. Think about Kelsey Briggs! Think about of how she felt!! Think about all the children that have diseases. Think about how they feel!! Please... Help us... Help us make this world a better place!!... Heal it... You know it... You want to do it. No matter how much you hate them... Deep inside your heart... You'll feel bad for them... We love you!! And you love us! Heal... The... people dying! If you care enough for the living... Make a better place for you and for me... There are... World. People dying... If you care enough for the living... Make a better place... For You and For Me You and for me Heal the world we live in! You and for me Save it for our children. You and for Me Heal the world we live in. You and For Me. Heal... You and for Me... All the time...All my friends... You and For me... Save it for our children... You... And... For... ME!! HEAL THE WORLD!! Heal... Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just If you'd believe a drunken hobo before you'd believe the government, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. I saw a brown cow make chocolate milk. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Cheese tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this If the longest story you ever written is one of those you can continue, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotypes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the most random person ever, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and LICKED IT, COPY & PASTE If you have embarrassing memories that make you slap/punch yourself/someone else, copy and paste. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Girls Just Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. Marth's Story Why do they call me gay? I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war. Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful. I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back. But then, she was killed, her last word was my name. I cried until my eyes ran dry. My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me. She simply gave me her tiara and said to remember her. And then she left me like Sheeda did. I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance. Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me. They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha". They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past. Did I do something wrong? Did I make them mad? If I did, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys. I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter. I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you. I'm sorry. Bowser's Story Why? They call me evil. They say I’m an evil witch. And they make fun of me because I was raised by one. Dark Magic makes me evil. I use my kids to kill my enemy. That makes me evil. They think I hate humanity. Truth is, it hurts. It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby. It hurts that the one I love loves someone else. It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies. That’s why I’m who I am. They call me an idiot, Because I can’t kill a plumber. They never stop to consider Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him. Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach. I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love. I only try to knock him out. Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him. But can you really blame me? Lucas' story Why do they call me a wuss? I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves. Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney. My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me. I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me. Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me. They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do. I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother. But now everyone calls me a wuss. They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth. They call me it because I don't want to fight. Was I being a bad person? Was there anything else I could do? If there was, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave. I'm sorry no one loved me. I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away. I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be. I'm sorry. Samus's Story Why do people just play as me for my looks? Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl. And I forgive most of you. But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY. I love the stories you write. I'm just not that interested in guys. I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest". I want to be an example: No matter how much damage you take, You gotta keep on goin'. I got news for you, I haven't had it easy. I was orphaned when I was 3. An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next. I was raised by the Chozo, but they died out too. Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes, excuse me if I burst out every now and then excuse me for being cautious with who I meet I try to be nice as best I can I'm sorry for how I look I'm sorry for how I might act I got news for you I didn't get so many choices... Peach's story Why do they call me stupid? I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years. You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people. Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings? I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years. Being the only one makes you feel lonely. I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are. It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress. That's the way I am That's my identity I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to. I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them. I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures I'm sorry. Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random people scare you, DON'T copy and paste this in your profile. If you ARE a random person but you still scare yourself sometimes, then you CAN copy and paste this in your profile. If this doesn't make any sense to you, copy and paste this in your profile and see an eye doctor. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile,If you aren't a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile anyways, We are good peoples! And I won't bug you about anything! I'm here to write stories, not tell you you need to live the way I do!! No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever heard distant voices in your head C&P this in you Bio If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you wish you could meet me, or any of your other friends that you don't know outside of fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his JAR OF DIRT, copy this into your profile. If you think that darkness does NOT represent evil, copy this on your profile 1. Your real name: Dashay 2. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your name plus "izzle"): Dashizzle (uhh... nice (?)) 3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Bunny (Well, bunnies are my favorite animal as of now. I always change my mind as to which animal is my fav) 4. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Monique Mansfield 5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wilda (I LOVE IT!!!!) 6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Too Many (I LIKE TOO MANY DRINKS!!!!) 7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black SPIKE-GIR-TANK-TUCKER (I couldn't decide on a name for my turtle. DEAL WITH IT.) PLEASE NOTICE!!!! VineWhipShipper - Bulbasaur & Chikorita. Not really noticed. THOSE WHO LOVE THIS PAIRING AND WISH FOR IT TO STILL EXIST, COPY AND PASTE!!!! And to help make it noticed, you may make a fanfic. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted. If you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. (seriously people, what's the point? XP) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw 'em. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that have made you smack or punch yourself/someone else, copy and paste. -_-' If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I'm not mad. My reality is just different from yours. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with. This world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Some people are alive today, simply cause its illegal to kill them, if you think the same copy/paste Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. I found a rock. I named my rock. I took my rock to the park. My rock played with other rocks. I lost my rock. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Silence is golden... but duck tape is silver! (i use the colored duck tape) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (this is only because she is friends with me) One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out Normal is just a setting on washing machines. If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" in any language CP this in you Bio If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a confusing personality, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a girl who HATES the colour pink, copy and paste this to your profile If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile. If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!! You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever asked your parents if you could spend the night on the roof, copy and paste this to your profile. If your name is weird, copy and paste this into your profile. you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a moment when you could only think CRAP, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. June 25th: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? MICHEAL JACKSON IS DEAD!! If you grew up listening to him, Copy and paste. If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If one of you many or few nick names is Accident Prone,or A.P for short, Join my club and copy and paste. If u want Tails to go with Cosmo, copy and paste is all u have to do. DearMom, I don't really know how to tell you this, butour horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dippedat my Grandma's house and I saw you carve your initials on the crazy monk. I’m sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of A new life as a clone, the incarnation as an Eskimo,Oprah A passionate interest for mice, Winfrey imitations, Eggplant-fetishism, and To hate the Boston Celtics. Warming regards Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Disgusting regards, Greetings to your freaky family, In pain, Your everlasting enemy, Go fuck yourself, and Go burn, (...BRUH...) -Lady Death Dear (the last person you talked to.), I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1 . I think I realized it2 3 and I saw you 4 5 . I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7 . I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I10 11 . 12 , 1. What's the color of your shirt? 2. Which is your birth month? 3. Which food do you prefer? None of the above- At my grandma's house 4. What's the color of your socks? 5. What's the color of your underwear? 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? 7. Your mood right now? 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? 9. The first letter of your first name? 10. The last letter in your last name? 11. What do you prefer to drink? 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? 95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, fire five RPG's at Miley, empty six rounds of AK-47 ammo into each of the Jonas brothers, chainsaw their heads off, and then throw them into the Hudson river! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. 9 Things I Find Annoying: 1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is? 2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually. 3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It? 4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses! 5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor. 6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me Much Of A Choice There Now Did Ya Sunshine? 7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New. 8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do That's Longer? 9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass? If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,Mystic Katt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice, RulerofFire, Michael J Angelo, Emo Soul Eater Forever Strong If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile. WHAT IS The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: I dunno. It's usually different every time, mostly the face. Your best physical feature: Dunno Your bedtime: Whenever I go to sleep. Your greatest accomplishment: I can make a bigger burp than my dad! 8D Also starting my own small pastry business. Your most missed memory: A lot of most missed memories. YOU PREFER McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King Single or group dates: Group Adidas or Nike: Don't care Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee Bras or Panties: Both; I like covering my lady parts. DO YOU Cuss: I Cuss as if I was saying please or thank you. I cuss a LOT, but not around my family and people they know. Take a shower everyday: Not always a shower Have a crush(es): Yeah Do you think you've been in love: Yeah Want to go to college: I'm in college (though I don't act like it. Then again, neither do other college students around me). Like high school: I barely survived... Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Nope Believe in yourself: Barely anymore... Get motion sickness: No Think you're attractive: Personally, not really, but eh, you can decide that. Think you're a health freak: No, but I do like healthy things. Get along with your parents: Hell no, not with my mom anyway... Like thunderstorms: Yeah, if I'm not over thinking the fact that a lightning strike can land near me at any time during the storm... God damnit... Play an instrument: Yeah. IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU Smoke(d): Fuck no. Done a drug: Does my prescription medicine count? If not, then no. Have Sex: Maybe~~ Made Out: Yeah. Go to the mall: Yeah. Eaten sushi: No. Been on stage: No. Gone skating: No Made homemade cookies: Yeah Been in love: Yup~~ Dyed your hair: No Stolen anything: No HAVE YOU EVER Missed school because it was raining: Can't recall... does piano school count? Told a guy/girl that you liked them: ... Yeah. That's kinda what got me and my boyfriend together... Cried during a Movie: Yes. Ever thought an animated character was hot: Lucio from Overwatch is officially my video game crush... I'd do ANYTHING to protect that smile~~! Just look at it! He's GORGEOUS!!!! Had an imaginary friend: Yes! Still do. Been on stage: Yeah. Cut your hair: Rarely but yeah. A few times when I was young. And I had such long hair. If I never cut it at all, then it would've been covering my ass by now (exaggeration) Had crush on a teacher: The teachers ARE FREAKING 30-60 YEAR OLDS! No! Played a game that required removal of clothing: In the pool. I had to put on a swim suit. We played Marco-Polo! Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Hell no. Been caught "doing something": What does "doing something" mean exactly? That could mean anything. Been called a tease: What does that mean? Gotten beaten up: I wouldn't say that; it was just a small fight. Been in a fight: Look up. Shoplifted: At a young age, yeah... THE FUTURE Hope to get married: Yeah Numbers and Names of Children: Don't know the number, but I have their names! Describe your Dream Wedding: Goth, Wiccan, and Halloween/Costume wedding (non-traditional!). Colors Black, Blue (More specifically Sapphire if possible), and White. Layered wedding cake either with white fondant base and black and blue decorations, with a crescent moon, or some sort of Goth/horror/Halloween-themed look, with Jack-O-Lanterns, black cats, crows, skulls, a crescent moon, and Wiccan themes. Halloween-themed games! Candy and sweets EVERYWHERE!!!! How do you want to die: Either with as little pain as possible, or die fighting. What do you want to be when you grow up: A pastry chef/artist or baker. What country would you most like to visit: Belize, New Zealand (To play rugby and watch rugby games!!!!),China and Japan. -O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E- SEX: Short or long hair: He has medium-length hair, though it's still growing... He has longer hair than me! Best height: He's taller than me, so that's good enough. Best weight: Buff, I guess? Best first date location: Forgot my very first date. Welp, what I wish my first date was like was for it to be a warm day where we just go to a nice area just to explore, get to know each other; then, we go to a restaurant, preferably a burger joint (for the bacon cheesebuggas, of course!) or an Asian restaurant. Then, back t one of our houses for some video games! Best first kiss location: Shit, I forgot our first kiss! Welp, starry night on a hill or in a forest. NUMBER OF Number of kisses you've given: I don't fuckin keep count of the kisses I give to anyone, boyfriend or family. Number of drugs taken illegally: So far to my knowledge, zero. Number of people I could trust with my life: 3 Number of CDs that I own: 8 Number of piercings: 1 on each ear; hoping to get some snake bites or spider bites in the future~~ Number of tattoos: One on my left shoulder. Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Don't know if it appeared at all. Number of scars on my body: Over 9000 (really, over 40.) Counting accidentally burns, too, right? Number of things in my past that I regret: Probably over 9000...(so many) FAVORITES Fav Color: All shades of Blue, Black, some shades of Green, Tropical Violet, Red, Blood Red Day or Night: Cuz Day and Night (womp womp womp womp) NIGHT Summer/Winter: Don't know Lace or Satin: Dunno Fave Cartoon Character: GIR!!!! Fave Food: BACON STRIPS!!!! Or Bacon Cheesebugga! Fave Movies: Comedy, Animated, and Action Fave sport: Rugby, Boxing, Wrestling, or Football Fave sports stars: MY STEP DAD!!!! HE MAY PLAY SEMI-PRO, BUT HE'S MY FAVORITE!!!! And Andres Garduño, WINNER OF THE GOLDEN GLOVES AND ROWE CLARK REPRESENTER!!!! And anyone from the New Zealand All Blacks. RIGHT NOW Wearing: Green LoZ Windwaker Link shirt, dark blue polyester sweatpants, socks, and new glasses. Drinking: Wildwood (Cola tastes better than I thought it would!) Thinking about: Going to the beach today (since it's currently 12:21 AM as I'm typing this. Listening to: The air conditioner. IN THE LAST 24 HRS Cried: Almost Worn jeans: Surprisingly, no. Met someone: No Done laundry: No Drove a car: Nope. Talked on the phone: Yeah DO YOU BELIEVE IN Your friends: Most of the time Santa Claus: No Tooth Fairy: No Destiny/Fate: Yeah... Angels: Yes!!!! Ghosts: Yes!!!! UFO's: YES!! God: Eh, it'm kind of confused right now; I kinda do/kinda don't believe in a God and Goddess. FRIENDS AND LIFE Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: For some reason, yes! And I'm happy! Do you like anyone: Yeah, my boyfriend. I love him~~ Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Not sure I only have two friends, not including my boyfriend. Who have you known the longest of your friends??: Jacob. We were friends in highschool, and for some reason, he still decides to put up with me and my emotional bullshit to this day! I can't thank him enough for it. Are you close to any family member: My cousin Daniella. We're like sisters. Who do you hang around the most: Myself When have you cried the most: Don't remember; maybe when my Grandma Jesse died. What's the best feeling in the world: All positive feelings. Worst Feeling: All negative feelings If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire, Michael J Angelo, Emo Soul EaterForever Strong If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you doubt your own insanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile. Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paster this into your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Michael J Angelo, Double T Forever Strong If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. 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If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Michael J Angelo, Emo Soul Forever Strong 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. 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(I just all of a sudden started to like yellow because of a certain character from a certain anime, like if you have alot or a few favorite colors, foods, places, family members(OOPS!) and other things, you can never chose 1.) If you think going into the Kirby universe might just be the best thing that would happen to you, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dewdrop13, Mindseeker, T S EMOtional If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, T S EMOtional I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it (I'm straight, but I support gay rights) Thoughts on Gay Marriage! 1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. 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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked 1--a birdbath Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--because I'm cool like that A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Note: Some of the stereotypes ahead have been slightly edited to remove any cursing and inappropriate content. Too much for my liking:( I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK. I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird (PROUD of it) I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ETC., copy this onto your profile. Things to do in an elevator When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Swat at flies that don’t exist. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!” Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?” Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.” Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!” Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.” Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.” Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!” Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly It's time for: SUPER MONKEY BALL COMEDEY!! Copy this to ur profile if u think this is funny. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies.
You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 8 (THAT'S TOO MANY!!!! D8) LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 2. Mario 3. Link 4. Jigglypuff 5. Kirby 6. Nana 7. Zelda 8. Meta Knight 9. Samus 10. Peach Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Number 10 ignored you all the time? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? 5 and 6 did a workout together? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? How would 3 greet 4? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? What would make 7 angry at 8? Where would 8 meet 9? What would make 10 scared of 1? Is 3 Gay? How do you feel right now? If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been on tweak mode or ever tweaked for even 1 second, join Luna's club. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Remember. "09" runit all day, EVERYDAY!! If ur one of the classes of "09", copy and paste. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile. If u have the most random dreams, copy and paste. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in one of your fanfics, copy and paste this into your profile. You know when you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! You know you live in the year 2010 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 4) You send a text to your friend when they're right next to you. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace. 5) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) You look at a CD and think of it as an antique. 9) The only friends you have only know you by your screen name. 10) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 11) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 12) You were too busy to notice number 8. 13) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 8. 14) Now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15) You never noticed 4 was before 3. 16) You scrolled back up again to check to see. 17) You're now laughing even more at your own stupidity. 18) You didn't notice that there are 6 was listed twice. 19) You fell for that trick. 20) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!" Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (I edited this from the original) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If u are obsessed with Sonic as much as Pokemon, copy and paste this. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile! If you're an on the outside, but a kid inside, copy and paste, and DON'T BE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! MY MADE-UP CHARACTERS!! Nyxon Ponder Gender: Female Fav. Colors: Sapphire, every shade of blue, black, green, yellow, and purple Race: Mixed with African American and Indian Hair Color: Dark blue color w/ sapphire streaks Eye Color: Blood Red. They change color due to her emotions like Meta Knight. They turn black sclera and a scary gold-ish color when she's VERY pissed. Personality: Shy, wild, loving, friendly, caring, goofy, energetic, clumsy and talented T S is what everyone calls her. She's half human, half element of darkness. She has 5 Pokemon. She has sharp, pointy teeth, and wears a huge, spiky ponytail near the top of her head tipped to the left a bit (it sticks up). She has a sapphire birth mark on her fore head that the shape of a full moon, but her spiky bang covers most of it. She has a sapphire necklace the same phase of the moon. She had it ever since she was born. A wild boy named Hareta is her little brother. She was raised in the wild like him, growing up in the forest with Pokemon. That's how she met and caught her Pokemon, when she was 4. She has blush marks, freckles, and is skinny. She may be skinny, but she's a lot stronger than she looks. She's captian of her school's rugby team. Her and her fellow Pokemon sisters and her other best friends are pretty much the same. She has a puppy named Lucas. He's a black half Pomeranian, half Border Collie. In the Smash Bros universe, T S is a little smaller than Toon Link. People call her Pipsqweak and other words meaning short or small, which she hates. When called small or any other word meanin the same thing, It takes all 5 of her Pokemon to hold her back. Her eyes change to a shiny white color, they shrink to one of those anime demon-like eyes and her fangs grow out and she yells, "I TOLD YOU DON'T CALL ME PIPSWEAK, DAMNIT!!!!"(Yeah, she's like Ed from Full Metal Alchemist.) She has had Lucas for 4 years, and he stays in his puppy form. He's no ordinary dog. He's alien. He turns into the grown version when ever he's about to fight, which looks kinda like a chiwawa (wait... is that how you spell it?) He was also born in September, which explains the sapphire eyes and collar. Did I mention that she's in love with my Alternative Universe Toon Link (Toon Link in an alternate universe, the Pokemon universe)? She also likes yelling, "IMA GONNA TO FIYA MA MOON BASED BANANA BAZOOKA CANON LAZA!!!! She's a secret assassin who's 15 years old. Toon Tiana Fav. Colors: Sapphire, every shade of blue, black, green, yellow, and purple Race: Mixed with African American, Hawaiian, Indian, and Purto Rican, due to her mixed, multiple family. Hair Color: A dark blue color Eye Color: Ruby Red. They change color due to her emotions like Meta Knight. A scary gold-ish color when her second personality comes out (like Flippy from Happy Tree Friends), or red with scary flames when pissed. Personality: Shy, quiet, wild, loving, friendly, caring, goofy, energetic, clumsy and talented Toon Tiana is T S's 9-day younger twin sister. She pretty much like her sister, but she can be a little more calm, and everyone calls her Double T (it wouldn't sound right calling her T T. Makes imature people's minds go wild.), so you knows that she also has the same structure as T S in the SSB world. She has sharp teeth and looks like T S, but usually wears two pony tails instead of a huge spiky one like her sister, so people can tell them apart. She was seperated from her sister a few times, but this time when they unite again, they stay with each other like twin sisters do - or should. When she stays with T S in Smash Mansion, she has her other sister Pokemon, which are a Chikorita, Torchic, Minun, Ralts (who evolves into a Gardevoir later), and a Jirachi, all unique shinies, except for her Torchic. She has an emotional-disorder, and with that, she has an alter-ego. Her name is Tieze (sounds like T S, but has more of a "z" sound) She flips out whenever she gets too mad or is near someone she doesn't like. When she flips out, her eyes turn a scary gold color in them and she is pretty violent. She's a secret assassin like her twin, Pokemon sisters, and friends. When she flips out while on a mission, it helps her a lot. Her love's name is (insert future male OC here). Aisha Pokemon: Shiny Blue Celebi Gender: Female Eye Color: Bluish-Redish-Tropical-Violet. They change color because of her emotions, too. Fav Color: Sapphire, every shade of blue, black, green, yellow, and tropical violet Personality: Loving, friendly, wild, goofy, energetic, talented, and caring You know those lumps that are on Celebis' arms? Aisha doesn't have those. She is half Pokemon and half element of darkness like T S, her owner and sister. She was born in Hawaii. Her wings are light tropical violet and those antanas(Or however ya spell it) on her head are longer and curve down. The tips of her antanas are tropical violet, too. The bottom half of her body is Carolina blue. The rest of her body is baby blue. She has a sapphire cresent mark birthmark on her fore head and a sapphire necklace that's the same phase of the moon that's on her forehead. She had the necklace ever since she was born. She has a twin brother (his antanas don't curve down or are even as long as hers.) who she hasn't seen in 10 years. She's 15 right now (I gave the Pokemon ages). She is pretty boyish, reckless, and careless, but very smart and very (gettin tired of sayin very... wait...did I just say very agai--GAH!!) talented, but lets nobody know. She has a crush (really in LOVE) on Aden, T L's Azelf. She has sharp teeth and blush marks like T S, and is short. She gets those "DONT CALL ME PIPSQUEAK!!" eyes. She also likes yelling, "IMA GONNA TO FIYA MA MOON BASED BANANA BAZOOKA CANNON LAZA!!!! like the others. Dark-type moves don't hurt her; in fact, they make her and her sisters stronger. Maya Pokemon: Meditite Eye Color: A kinda-dark grayish-periwinkle-ish color. Eye color changes cuza emotions. Fav. Colors: The same as her sisters Personality: The same (Im just feeling to lazy to type it all, plus there's no reason to keep repeating the same thing) as Maya's nick name is Joey because of her constant bouncing when ever she's excited or just feels like jumping. She was born in Purto Rico. She'e slightly shorter than other Meditite, so she's like her owner and sister, T S. She gets those glowing IM-GOIN-TO-KILL-YOU!! eyes. She has a crush (again. IN LUUUUV) on A.T.L's Meditite, Zack. She has sharp teeth like T S, Lilo, Uniqua, and Aisha. She's also quite skinny, but is stronger than most Meditite. Her and her best friends are all pretty much the same, so no more explaining (unless I change my mind). She also likes yelling, "IMA GONNA TO FIYA MA MOON BASED BANANA BAZOOKA CANON LAZA!!!!" like the others. Even though she's a Psychic type, Dark-type moves do nothing to her since she's half Element of Darkness. Uniqua Pokemon: Shinx Eye Color: Tropical Violet with black pupils. Emotional eye color change. Fav.Colors: Same as her sistas Personality: Da same plus shy and quiet Uniqua has eye lashes. Her bang is as long as a male Shinx's bang, but hers points down (looks like the female Shinx from that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon episode). Those tuffs of hair that most Shinx's have on thier collar bones, she doesn't have. You would think she was a male cause of her body: Her hind feet aren't blue and her bang is long, but when you see her face, you'll figure it out. She was born in Belize. She's T S's Pokemon and sister. She ususally has a pair of black and blue ski goggles on her head. She's part Element of Darkness, yada-yada-yada.She LUVS A.T.L's Shinx, Cody. When ever cooking or running a maze with her sistas and they all have to carry something, she says things like, "YA KNOW, IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO RUN ON MY 2 HIND LEGS!!" when she's falling behind. It's already bad enough that she's kinda clumsy on all fours. She's the same as her sista when it comes to being called any word meanin small or skinny, which is rarely. She's usually the one to hold them back, along with 2 of T S's other pets, Luma, A.K.A Super monkey, a CUTE monkey with a tropical violet cape, and Kojo, a bluish-greenish snake that's usually 4 feet long, but grows up to 24 feet. The 2 pets have powers, too. Kojo has a yellow flower on each side of her head. She also likes yelling, "IMA GONNA TO FIYA MA MOON BASED BANANA BAZOOKA CANON LAZA!!!! like the others. Lilo Pokemon: Charmander Fav. Color: The same as her sistas. Eye color: Blue-ish turquoise. Change color cuza emotions. Personality: The same, plus quiet and shy As you already know, Lilo is an Element of Darkness Pokemon with special powers like her sisters. She was born in Hawaii just like Aisha and she's T S's Pokemon and sister. She usually has a pair of steam punk goggles on her head. She also has antanas. They are long and they curve down(I sound like a lil kid now... Antanas like Dragonite) She is a fire type, but can also change her type in the SSB world. She can turn into an Electric type. In the Pokemon world, she's just a blue Electric type. In her Electric type form, her orange skin is Baby blue and the fire on her tail is static electricity instead (Imagine how thunder looks when it hits the ground). She's in love with A.T.L's Treecko. As you probably know, she's slightly shorter than other Charmander, so you know her deal. You also know what she likes to yell. All of these girls and Pokemon are BLOOD related (I don't know how! THEY JUST ARE!!!!). The Pokemon can turn into human versions of themselves as T S can turn into any Pokemon (except Legendaries). They are all born in September. The moon phase that's on their foreheads is the moon phases there was on the night they were born. Jiggs/Purin is related to them, too. Will tell more, but gotta get off! PEACE!! Oh yeah, one more thing... GET OFF BEFORE I FIYA MA MOON BASED PINA-COLADA BANANA BAZOOKA CANNON LAZA!!!! |
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