InukoHigurashi
 Author has written 12 stories for Greek Mythology, Inuyasha, and Vampire Academy. Name: InukoHigurashi. (Use to be AriaBelikov) Hair Color: Brown Eyes: Green Lives: Feudal Era, Moroi Court, or wherever else my favorite character of whatever book I'm reading lives. (Like I'm really gonna say where I live...) Likes: Music, Art, Reading, Dancing (I'm Not good at it by the way), and Poetry, Halloween, Classic Horror movies (Bela Lugosi's Dracula movies, Frankenstine, the wolfman, etc, etc) Dislikes: Talk shows, chick flicks, the colors pink and yellow, and perverts. (Ones Like Miroku are Ok). Skirts, Bad horror movie remakes (I mean the originals are wonderful leave them alone man!) Probably more. Favorite Color: Red Favorite Book Series: Vampire Academy, Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride, The Goddess test, The Tiger's Curse, the Hush hush series, and the Mortal Instruments, and the infernal devices. Favorite TV Shows: InuYasha, Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, The Fosters, Twisted, Victorious, Sam & Cat, and Dead Like Me, Angel, Charmed, and The Secret Circle and Once Upon a Time, Law&Order:SVU, Blue Exorcist. Favorite Movies: The Underworld movies, The First Two Percy Jackson movies, Soul Surfer, A Cinderella Story Once Upon a Song, All Four of the InuYasha Movies, Spirited Away, Most Disney Movies, Vampire Academy Blood Sisters, Blue Exorcist the Movie. Star Sign: Aquarius. Chinese Zodiac: I Am The Year of The Dog. (hehe I love Dogs) Favorite Characters from Vampire Academy: Rose Hathaway Dimitri Belikov. (This guy made me want to learn Russian.) Lissa Dragomir Christian Ozera Adrian Ivashkov My favorite Vampire Academy Couples: Rose Hathaway&Dimitri Belikov Lissa Dragomir&Christian Ozera Adrian Ivashkov&Sydney Sage Abe Mazur&Janine Hathaway My Favorite InuYasha Characters: InuYasha Kagome Miroku Shippo Sango Sesshomaru Kouga (Sometimes) My favorite InuYasha Couples: Inu&Kags San&Mir Sess&Grown Rin (or Kagura but she died soooo...) Kog&Aya Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso . 5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy." 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go." 9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!" 11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!" 12. Tell your parents over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Friends knock on the front door to your house, best friends walk straight in and announce "I'm home!". Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back, best friends keep your junk so long they forget its yours. Friends Never ask for food, best friends are the reason you have no food. Friends help you up when you fall, Best Friends are the ones that tripped you. Friends will bail you out of jail, Best Friends are in the cell next to you plotting your escape. Friends would lend you their umbrella, Best Friends would take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!' Friends have never seen you cry, Best Friends won'ttell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. Friends ask you to write down your number, Best Friends would have you on speed dial. Friends only know a few things about you, Best Friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile I am aslo the girl who knows, and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate! 16 Things To Do At A Supermarket 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right intothe security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right. May they rest in the the Field of Elysium. I was sitting with my friend one day, looking at my cut finger. When I said, "My poor little finger." My friend looked over at me and asked, "What happened, did it loose all it's money on a bet?" "No, it got a paper cut counting all its money in won in a bet." This is a true story and really did happen to me and my friend (friend being The Goddess of Myths). Copy and Past this onto your profile if this has ever happend to you. Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. - Henry Ford I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team , not the individual, is the ultimate winner. - Mia Who I Am I am a girl that is quiet in class One who draws and writes. People dislike me, you see, I am a girl, who you might not wanna be. I-I I am a girl who reads her books, One who takes ideas to make them the best. They said I read to much, But you think I am going to put up with such? I-I I am a girl who is "bullied", Who isn't always the popular one. None said I was great, But at least I am not late. I-I I put up with a lot, Feeling bad when I stick up for myself. Therefore, I stick up for others Who are getting bothers I-I I am not the social type, Awkward around boys AND girls. People dislike me, you see, I am not the person you want to be. What you are reading is all true. I am disliked and made fun of a lot, and I feel really bad when I stick up for myself. Although this sounds tough, I really do LOVE my life! Other than this, I am in love with who I am. Don't let depression bother you... Your beautiful and perfect "Why do people do stupid things?" some one asked. "Because it is easier to do stupid things then it is smart things." I said. Comebacks for some of the Dumbest pPick up Lines Female Comebacks Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Man: "Is this seat empty?" Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Dumb Blonde Jokes by Jacob Black 1) Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool. 2) Q: How do a blonde’s brain cells die? A: They die alone. 3) It’s not hard to erase a blonde’s memory. Just blow in her ear. 4) Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain? A: A Golden Retriever. "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer Fire and Ice BY ROBERT FROST Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. The Road Not Taken BY ROBERT FROST Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Best Friends are Like Four Leaf Clovers Hard to Come By and Lucky To Have! It's us against them Three against countless thousand But for some reason, And even though it's absurd, I feel pretty damn good about our odds -Lena Holoway Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist. Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama! Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it) Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...) Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick. Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lecherous descendants... (Then hit them anyway) Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!! Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it! Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, Aithecat, JadelynNightmare, AriaBelikov. If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support inuyashaXkagome copy and place this onto your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care for this poor girl 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU! -if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile. -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this. -if vampires are real, post it. -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this. -if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile. -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile. -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever read a 700 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile. -If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. 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Copy & Paste this into ur profile -If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with reading fan fictions about Vampire academy copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile. -If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. -93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. -If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile. -If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. -92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. -65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. -Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. -If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?) -If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. -If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) -If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. -Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. -Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. -Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. -98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. -Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" -If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! -If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. -Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. -There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. -If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. -Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy), copy and paste this into your profile! -If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. A friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours. -If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile. -Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. -If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. -If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. -If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Tell the truth and run. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to pot it! I ran with scissors, and lived! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You're intoxocated by my very presence Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. One bright day in the middle of the night, Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. I walk in the rain, You say Romeo and Juliet, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!! They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI! YOU CALL ME A BITCH. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE IN NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL SO THANKE FOR THE COMPLIMENT:P “I am sick of people having a near death experienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought. "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." My prince doesn't wear shiny armour. Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay. "Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?" "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you." "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit. "Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" "It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!" "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." "Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!" That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast." "Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days." "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" "Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha too bad loser!" "Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself." "One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'" "If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." "You, off my planet." “I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.” "Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous." Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If you die, I'll kill you! A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Don't steal, the government hates competition. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. "There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't" "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids." "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge". "I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary." "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!" I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. homework is killing trees, stop the madness! Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. "I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet" "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too! I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! I'm bored. Run for your sanity. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school. Evil beware, we have waffles. "Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius." "Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math." The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks! I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. I'm gonna survive even if it kills me. If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style. I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen The silent ones are always the deadliest. I’ll be dead before I die. Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. This is bunny. You say Pink Just because... im quiet-doesn't mean i don't have alot to say im sarcastic-doesn't mean i don't take it seriously i forgive-doesn't mean i'll forget im stubborn-doesn't mean im not easy going i don't show my feelings-doesn't mean i don't have any im not like you-doesn't mean im weird i don't say i love you-doesn't mean i don't afraid i don't know why we all hang on to something we know were better off letting go. it's like we're scared to lose what we really don't have. some of us say we'd rather have something then nothing at all, but the truth is...to have something halfway is harder then to have nothing at all. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. -if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile How To Annoy Edward Cullen 1)Get him a "Buffy the Vampire" DVD 2)Get him a Dracula costume for Halloween 3)Tell him Bella convinced Alice to change her 4)Then, once he's already yelled a a totally shocked Alice, say you were kidding 5)Tell him that you are taking him to an opera in Seattle then take him to La Push. 6)Make him spend the day with Jacob 7)Tell him Jacob raped Nessie 8)Read bedtime storis to him 9)Cover yourself in body glitter and yell, "Look what Jasper did!" 10)Challenge him to a race 11)Tell him that Nessie isn't his 12)Then say that she's Jacobs 13)Tell him that, because Bella got depressed when he left, you switch to Team Jacob 14)Look at him like you're suspitious or something and picture yourself naked 15)Tell him Bella is in Voltura on vacation 16)Then when he flies all the way to Italy, say you were joking 17)Tell him Bella wants a divorce 18)Ask him his bedtime 19)Give him a dog named Jacob, Sam Leah, Quil, Embry, ect. Anything but Seth 20)Tell him that the Blacks moved in with Bella and Charlie 21)Give him "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" as a joke 22)Smash all of his Cds onto the floor and tell him that it looks like him 23)Tell Nessie to color in his journals 24)Walk in while Edward is over in Bella's room without permission and tell Charlie on them. 25)Have a cookout with the Cullens, the Denali coven, the Egyptian, Irish, and Romanian covens and have human food on his birthday. 26)Throw garlic, crosses and wooden stakes at him. Then ask him, "Why the heck are you still alive." If you're still alive after that... 27)Tell him that you defiled his piano with your boyfriend/ girlfriend (If you think it's pay-back time for Edward for leaving and making the book and movie boring, copy and pste onto your profile) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Dimitri, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? COPY AND PASTE! am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Vampire Academy, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest The Perfect BF: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; My life's motto: Live everyday as if the Strigoi were coming... lol Vampire Academy: my new religion. DRACULA? Pff, more like Dimitri Belikov... MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise. PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Dimitri prefers them. Take that, blondes!) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY 1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure 2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does 3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?' 4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!' 5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters 6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already 7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast 8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out 9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death 10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway 11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies 12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE 13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy 14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy 15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet 16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you arnt a vampire but wish you were one copy and paste this to your profile(But maybe i am!!) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile If you love being a non scary psychopath like me (I am crazy) copy and paste this to your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone for no apparent reason but know you'll find one later copy and paste this to your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. Okay, so here's what I need you to do: My Favorite Inuyasha quotes: 'Who are you?' Kikyo's voice in Kagome's head. "I am Kagome, I'm not anyone else!" --Kagome "I'm in a class of my own!" --Inuyasha "Damn, you people piss me off. Every single one of you." --Inuyasha "Can we loose some of the violence?!" --Inuyasha "Let me give you a piece of advice now that I have our attention. If you're gonna kill someone make sure you do it right the first time, because if you only maim them with the first attack they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it." --Inuyasha "I noticed Inuyasha has changed. His face had a certain softness. Long ago his eyes were much colder and he thought he could afford to place his trust in no one." --Kikyo "Kagome is a strange child. Little by little she has been able to heal the wounds of his heart." --Kaede (the above and this one go together.) "Good is evil, evil is good. Pure is impure, impure is pure. To live is to die, to die is to live." --Kikyo My Favorite quotes from Mortal Instruments: "You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me." --Jace "... I don't want anything else in the world." --Clary "Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a liar in a way that is uniquely my own." --Jace "I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." --Jace "I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." --Jace "Is this the part when you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" --Clary "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." --Jace "It says 'Shadowhunters: Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234.'" --Jace "A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?" --Jace "And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders." --Jace "No, since I found out he was a transvestite who molests kittens." --Simon "No wonder that cat of his hates everyone." --Clary "Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" --Jace "It was an analogy." --Inquisitor Herondale "I am not fat." --Jace "Well, I'm not kissing the Mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot forever." --Jace "Forever? Forever's a very long time." --Simon "I knew it, you want to kiss me, don't you? I guess it's true what they say, there are no straight men in the trenches." --Jace (To Simon) "That's atheists, jackass. There are no atheists in the trenches." --Simon "Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?" --Jace (to Clary) "Actually, I believe that was Simon." --Clary "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome." --Simon "I knew we should have left you a rat." --Jace "If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know." --Simon "Not really. My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer." --Jace "You look happy. " --Simon to Clary. "And a good thing for you that she does." --Simon to Jace "Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" --Jace "No. If you hurt Clary, She's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons." --Simon "Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina." --Jace about Valentine "Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply - I was covering that stuff in Kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe." --Jace "We're not dating." --Alec to Jace about Magnus. "Oh? So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?" --Magnus "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" --Isabelle "Traded him for Alec." --Clary "Not permanently?!" --Isabelle "No, just for a few hours - unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec." --Jace "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." --Isabelle "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." --Simon "There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is a life after that, I'll still love you then." --Jace (Clary talking about making her own Runes and they are gonna test it out.) "Someone do me." --Jace "A regrettable choice of words." --Magnus "Don't order the faerie food. It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minuted you're running down Madison Avenue naked with antlers on your head. Not that this has ever happened to me." --Jace "Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" --Simon to Jace about Magnus "No. Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." --Jace "You said you were going for a walk! What walk takes six hours?!" --Alec "A long one?" --Jace ( The Consul just taking about the wards being down.) "I don't remember inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." --The Consul "You didn't. Your wards are down." --Magnus "Really?" (The Consul sounding really sarcastic) "I hadn't noticed." --the Consul (Magnus looks concerned.) "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." (Magnus looks to Luke.) "Tell him the wards are down." --Magnus "It's the Mortal Cup Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl." --Isabelle "I thought I'd lay on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me." --Jace "Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein." --Jace "I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." --Jace "... Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" --Dorthea "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." --Jace "... At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." --Dorthea "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." --Jace "And now I'm looking at you, and you're asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before - bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it - but , Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me." --Jace "What's this?" --Alec looking from Clary to his companions. "It's a girl. Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one." --Jace "If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which." --Simon "Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." --Magnus "Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?" --Jace "Even then." --Magnus "Is there a particular reason you're here?" --Jace "Not this again." --Simon "Not what again?" --Clary "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." --Simon "Did you seriously jump thirty feet off the Malachi Configuration? Did he, Alec?" --Isabelle "He did. I've never seen anything like it." --Alec (Jace is examining a knife with with a pink bra spread across the sharp tip.) "I've never seen anything like this." --Jace I am, in the end, what you made me." --Jace "Despite everything, I can't bare the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more than I can bare the thought of leaving you forever. And though I have no choice about the one, at least I can choose about the other." --Jace (in a note he writes to Clary and leaves on her bedside table when he leaves) Jace suggested that the cast of Gilligan's Island could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. --Cassandra Clare "I wish I could hate you. I want to hate you. I try to hate you. It would be so much easier if I did hate you. Sometimes I do hate you, and then I see you and I..." --Jace "The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed." --Jace Even in half demon hunter clothes, Clary thought, he (Simon) looked like the kind of boy who'd come over to your house to pick you up for a date and be polite to your parents and nice to your pets. Jace on the other hand, looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house and burn it down just for kicks. --Cassandra Clare "You thought it was amazing that you could see us, and it was, but what was amazing to me was that Jace could see you, too. He kept talking about you all the way back to the Institute; he made Hodge send him out to get you; and once he brought you back, he didn't want you to leave again. Wherever you were in the room, he watched you... He was even jealous of Simon. I'm not sure he realized it himself, but he was. I could tell. Jealous of a mundane. And then after what happened to Simon at the party, he was willing to go with you to the Dunmort, to break Clave Law, just to save a mundane he didn't even like. He did it for you. Because if anything happened to Simon, you'd be hurt. You were the first person outside our family whose happiness I'd ever sen him take into consideration. Because he loved you." --Isabelle "I was trying to go... somewhere. But I kept getting pulled back here. I couldn't stop walking, couldn't stop thinking. About the first time I saw you, and how after that I couldn't forget you. I wanted to, but I couldn't stop myself. I forced Hodge to let me be the one who came to find you and bring you back to the Institute. And even back then, in that stupid coffee shop, when I saw you sitting on that couch with Simon, even then that felt wrong to me - I should have been the one sitting with you. The one who made you laugh like that. I couldn't get rid of that feeling. That is should have been me. And the more I knew you, the more I felt it - it had never been like that for me before. I'd always wanted a girl and then gotten to know her and not wanted her anymore, but with you the feeling just got stronger and stronger until that night when you showed up at Renwick's and I knew." --Jace '"You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." He pressed a button in the wall, and the elevator lurched into action with a vibrating groan that she (Clary) felt all the way through the bones in her feet. "I was ninety percent sure." (Jace). "I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than in pain. "What the hell was that for?" (Jace). "The other ten percent."' --Cassandra Clare Ways To Annoy Dimitri Belikov
Quotes From Vampire Academy: "Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.” -Rose. "What? I just had my ass handed to me." -Rose, Vampire Academy. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." -Rose. "I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy. "Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian, Vampire Academy. He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me. -Rose, Vampire Academy. "You were about to start a fight weren't you" -Dimitri. "I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays." -Rose, Vampire Academy. "Screw you." -Rose. "The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, Vampire Academy. "We all have to do things we don't like. That's life." -Christian. "If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian. And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster. -Rose, Vampire Academy. "The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms." -Rose, Vampire Academy. "Oh, man. Who pissed you off?" -Mason, Frostbite. Good God, Men everywhere. -Rose, Frostbite. "I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've practised it." -Rose. “I can’t wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other’s hair, telling ghost stories…” -Christian, Shadow Kiss. "You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian. "Really good. I think you have a promising future as a house wife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars." -Rose. "Great-Aunt. And I'm her favourite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favourite," -Adrian, Shadow Kiss. "Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." -Adrian. "Then stop bitching and try again." -Rose. "What's your name?" "What do you think, little Dhampir? I was pretty badass with that plant, wasn't I? Of course it would have been more badass if I'd, I dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practice." -Adrian. "I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian. "Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss. "Don't worry, little Dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss. "My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss. "And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose, Shadow Kiss. "Oh man I didn't know you could kick into crazy mode even in dreams." -Rose, Shadow Kiss. "Are you insane?" Who was I kidding of course he was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss. "No," Dimitri interrupted gently. "It won't happen to you. You're strong. You're so... so strong. It's why I love you." -Dimitri, Shadow Kiss. "I did it because I love you," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. And really, it was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss. I was sure he was going bring up some Zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed me. -Rose, Shadow Kiss. "You’re about to face down Strigoi, and my mother’s the one you’re scared of?" -Rose. No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. -Rose, Blood Promise. I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. -Rose, Blood Promise. "Okay god" I thought, "get me out of this and I'll stop my half-assed churchgoing ways. Let me get out of here and I'll...I don't know. Donate Adrian's money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well no. Not that last one." - Rose, Spirit Bound. "I'll always love you." -Rose. "Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point. -Rose, Blood Promise. "Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose. "Eternity will be lonely without you..." -Dimitri, Spirit Bound. "There is no us, I already told you that." -Dimitri. There's nothing more between you and me. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound. I've given up on you. Love fades. Mine has. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound. Don't touch her, Stay back, They aren't going to lying a hand on you. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound. Random Stuff (We all love it): AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing TOTAL: 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES! If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile. Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... I didn't mean to paralyze him, I was introducing him to my baseball bat. Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you do one of these, I do all four... A strong girl is one that can smile the next day when she cried herself to sleep (15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "*", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and , my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Put this as your status. A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now I roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but I'm not. And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be affected By this Poem And because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one is around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quite but thinking "God why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly bargded in everything was as quite as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof. It is horrible! List twelve characters from your favorite fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them Vampire Academy 1. Dimitri Belikov 2. Mia Rinaldi 3. Christian Ozera 4. Rose Hathaway 5. Eddie Castle 6. Lissa Dragomir 7. Janine Hathaway 8. Sonya Karp 9. Adrian Ivashkov 10. Sydney Sage 11. Mason Ashford 12. Abe Mazur 1) Have you ever read a (6)/(11) fic? 2) Do you think (4) is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant Why?! Why did this happen?!!!! Janine is going to kill you... 4) Can you recall any fics about (9)? 5) Would (2) and (6) make a good couple? Les-be-honest 6) (5)/(9) or (5)/(10)? Why? 7) What if (7) walked in on (2) and (12) having sex?
9) Is there such a thing as (1)/(8) fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a (7)/(12) hurt/comfort fic? 11) Is anything on your fav list about (11)? 12) Think of a title for a (2)/(4) or a (2)/(5)? 13) If you wrote a song fic about (8), what song would it be? 14) If you wrote a (4)/(11)/(12) fic, what would the warning be? 15) When was the last time you read a fic about (5)? 16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). 17) What title would you give this fic? My Story News Facing My Past: Next Update will be sometime next week. Working on it! Another Feudal Fairytale: Being rewritten. Birthright: A Times of Change Sequel: Coming Soon |
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