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My name is Lauren I'm Klaus' girl so back off girls :)

My favorites.

Favorite food: orange chicken

Favorite colors: purple and teal and black

Favorite twilight book:Twilight

Favorite twilight Movie: Breaking Dawn pt. 2

Favorite pastime: reading with my iPod.

Favorite band: Muse.

Favorite singer:Florence and the Machine.

My favorite thing to do is of course read twilight and listen to music

MY FAVORITE BANDS and singers : MUSE, FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE, PARAMORE,ONE REPUBLIC, EVANSCENCE, Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey plus Imagine Dragons, and Christina Perri and LORDE

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone who holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
And I promise to remember Esmé
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Vampire Diaries Oath

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Elijah when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Jeremy when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine, when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see

In my mind...
jasper Hale is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my best friend.
Edward Cullen wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD! Jasper prefers brunettes.

TEAM EDWARD

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to die), copy and paste this in your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onyour profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've seen what Edward and Jacob did on the movie awards and want to slap them , copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile

If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is Chris.I am three,My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.

When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home I'll try to be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall

I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to sob

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three,Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE

I love florence and the machine so much and when i was on YouTube listening to drumming song Iwas looking at review when i saw one that perfectly described the song:

I think that she is trying to portray the sense that he is like the beating of her heart,& just being around him makes her feel dizzy with love.She wishes that he could hear it, that this love isn't one sided...hoping that if it is,that she can lose the feelings. However, he still remains in her head,& she cannot get him out of it - the echoes of his presence are all around her, filling her very lungs, her very soul. Drummed in.

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«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Put your iPod on shuffle

Press play

For every question, type the song that's playing

Opening Credits: Playing God - Paramore

Waking Up: Can’t Stop- One Republic

First Day at School: Resistance-Muse (lol)

Falling In Love: Bedroom hymns -Florence and the machine

Fight Song: Hyper Music - Muse

Breaking Up: Dark Paradise -Lana Del Rey

Prom night: Treasure- Flyleaf (so fits)

Life: Undisclosed Desires- Muse

Mental Breakdown: Freak like Me – Halestorm

Driving: Eternally Missed- Muse

Flashback: People Help the People - Birdy

Getting back together: Endtapes –the Joy Formidable

Wedding: Cosmic Love Florence and the Machine

Final Battle: Leave Out All the Rest- Linkin Park

Funeral Song: Like you Evanescence

Final Credits: Rockstar101- Rihanna

I think this is pretty cool.