Konnichiwa (Hello),

Student teaching this semester... Good luck to all who read this with scheduling and finding time to write.

Sincerely,

bookgirl111

o.O/O.o

Hi.

I’m bookgir111; a girl who simply loves books soooooo much that she devours them.

Just kidding, had you going there didn't I? Actually that bit was from and actual book, it's called "Book girl" and each book has something different at the end, like the first one is called, "Book girl and the Suicidal Mime" or the second one "Book girl and the Famished Spirit". In my opinion they are really good books and I now have the whole collection.

Haaa haaa haaa.

Guess you see why I used the name now, huh. Actually I’ve read sooooooo many books so far and manga and I’ve watch lots of animes, I’m sort of like the fan girl you never knew, right? Oh, something else you show know about me is that I’m a total Yaoi fan, and also I’m a big cat person.

o.O/O.o

Here is some info about me as of 2019/02

Age: 21
Gender: Female
Grade: College
Sexuality: Aromantic Pansexual

2018 WRITING LOG FOR UPDATES -None at the moment.

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP:

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.

2. There is no such thing as coincidence.

3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.

4. Everything's better in alternate universes.

5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.

6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.

7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.

8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.

9.Subtext really does equal buttsex.

10.Everything has a price.

11.The most powerful people are alcoholics.

12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.

13.True love always prevails. Usually.

comes in all forms.

least you’re not SUBARU.

16.Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.

17.If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.

18.Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.

19.Even in other series, you still will not kiss.

20.If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.

21.Never carry your most treasured item around with you.

22.Everybody has an evil twin.

Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.

24.If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.

25.Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.

26.The more they smile, the harder they fall.

27.Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.

28.Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.

29.Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.

30.Your boss is bad for you.

31.The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.

32.Blood is aesthetic.

’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.

34.Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.

doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.

matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.

with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.

with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) are usually not human in some way.

39.If you encounter men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) RUN in the opposite direction –this is a survival skill.

40.Unless you’re are that persons lover or are not human yourself.

41.Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.

’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.

43.Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!

44.Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.

45.If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favorite/bishounen, you’re doomed.

46.Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.

47.Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.

48.If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.

49.If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.

50.If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.

51.Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.

52.If someone in your series seems/is happy with sugar-coated fairies, and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.

53.Everything will be alright.

54.Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.

55.Everything happens in Tokyo.

56.Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.

57.Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.

58.Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.

59.Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.

60.Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.

61.Cherry blossoms are- screw that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.

62.Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.

your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.

one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.

65.Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.

66.The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.

67.Inanimate objects have feelings.

68.Eyes, especially magic ones, are in HIGH DEMAND.

69.Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.

your parents while you can.

71.The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.

72.Don’t give your name to strangers.

73.Don’t give your birthday to strangers.

74.Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.

75.Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.

76.Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.

77.Never trust shop owners.

can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an ALCOHOL PROBLEM.

79.Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.

's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.

81.Nothing says love than agreeing to be someone's primary life source.

82.When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji.

83.Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them.

84.Nothing says love like placing various suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name.

Meat Buns before you eat them, you never know which one may be a Mokona.

86.Unless stated otherwise it is likely that the character you are looking at doesn't have a gender period.

87.If you are confused about a characters gender is more than likely either genderless or a boy.

88.If you are confused about a characters gender and it is a magical creature created by Clow (in any form) it is a boy -even if it is a magical creature not created by Clow -it's more than likely still a boy.

89.The percentage is even higher if it came from heaven -either as a chibi or an stuff animal.

90.If you for some unknown reason have your legs pulling you in an unknown direction -pray.

91.Or resist until the end.

92.If you see a shop in a place where an empty lot was yesterday you are not crazy. Just screwed.

93.Teachers and students are allowed to have relationships -even if they are 20 years apart in age.

94.If you've only seen the shows you've seen nothing -read the books.

95.If you have now read the books you know that your childhood has likely been destroyed.

series is good enough until it has a complete 180 plot twist.

attention to every little detail in the text, panels, and character behaviors -it it likely that this little hints will explain and a complete 180 plot twist coming up -even if it is a hundred chapters later.

owners do not age.

99.Lesson learned; own a shop and you will not age.

100.If you find a child hidden for several centuries in a forest and you are not from the Yasha clan -you are in the wrong place –run.

101.If your name/clan is Ashura then you are the god of war and are doom most likely in your love life.

102.All kindergartens are preparing to marry at the age of 16.

103.If the 4th grader is mature, quiet, and dating an older boy –it is your teacher. Oops.

104.If he has a sister complex, no matter what universe, he is either in love with his best friend or sleeping with him.

105.The closest thing to a kiss you will get in most cases is either on the neck, the cheek, or the forehead.

will most likely ever get a kiss on the lips.

107.Reincarnation is a screwed up thing.

108.If your school is shaped like a pentacle -you are attending Clamp Academy –run.

109.Or better yet, don’t enroll.

110.If you are a vampire hunter you more than likely just want to rape the cuter one.

111.If your name is Ashura and you love someone named Yasha -you'll never get a happy ending. Ever.

112.If you are an overzealous feminist who wears short shorts and is a detective -your body guard is probably in love with you.

113.Even if you are just a teenager with no association with the police -you can still get a hoard of officers to follow your orders to capture a thief that is also a 1st grader.

114.If you have two moms who never age you will be perfect at everything.

day your wife who have spent the last decade preparing to marry you will be every jealous of that fact.

116.Clow is the reason for everything, everywhere- even if you don't know it.

Copy and paste, and add something! I got this from Emma Vance

Sincerely, bookgirl111