Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

HPLV. Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is to support Jonathan. At least, that's what he thinks until Voldemort kidnaps him that Halloween night.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Neville walks into a red room. "Hello, Harry," he greeted. "I see you were busy in the last eight years since we saw each other." Some people change their profession after a loss. Harry is one of them. With Neville's and Malfoy's plan, the world will rue the day Harry lost his loved ones... even if the world might not remember it. Time travel! Somehow Dark-not-Evil!Harry

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.

Harry Potter wakes in 1943, with golden scars littering his skin, and a headache. Who knew what time turner explosions could do? He decides to stay undercover until he can figure out a way to get out of this whole mess. Unfortunately, Harry was never very good at following plans. Tom Riddle didn't anticipate an interesting new arrival... but he can work with this. TMR/HP

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Eren lives in the small town of Shiganshina, but peace does not suit him and he ventures into the city of criminals: Oz. It is there that he meets Levi with whom he will start a journey towards exile with both Titans and Humanity standing in their way. Future AU (as in far future), Ereri, rated T for violence, the story has more to it than the summary.

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

At a young age, Harry becomes Death of the Apocalypse. Now he must find the other Riders while keeping his identity a secret while still attending Hogwarts. Features an independent Ravenclaw Harry, no Golden Trio, and an attempt to not bash characters. Book Two finished.

AU. The Devil's Playground was the most exclusive nightclub in London, if not all of Europe. So, frankly, Harry wasn't entirely sure how he came to be bathed in its flawlessly concocted ambiance, with music pounding in his ears and an entirely delicious drink cold against his palm. But it had something to do with the deaths.

Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!

HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

Lelouch vi Britannia. Tom Marvolo Riddle. So similar, and yet so different. When a certain bored Master of Death decides to meddle with history, Lelouch is deaged to ten and pulled into an unknown world upon his death. What happens when the Demon Emperor unintentionally befriends the young Dark Lord? Who is the strange boy with green eyes that follows them around? WW2. Death!Harry

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

When they return to the Astronomy Tower, Dumbledore and Harry will have to face not only the Death Eaters but the Dark Lord himself. But with a castle full of innocent students, will Harry submit to Voldemort's wishes in order for them to remain alive?

In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

a.k.a. The Adventures of Sourwolf and Elvendork. Derek Hale is probably the only one who could hate Hogwarts. And everyone there seems to hate him as well. Until it's Elvendork Stilinski's turn to get sorted.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

Will and Hannibal try a different method of forgiveness.

If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Malagosto's martial arts instructor certainly isn't what anyone expected.

On the hunt for the Horcruxes, the trio are captured and subjected to horrors at the hands of the Death Eaters. This is more than just a torture fic, it chronicles their lives, their struggles, and their relationships in the aftermath. Warning: This fic depicts violence, rape, torture, suicide,etc. Both HET & SLASH. It is intended for a mature audience.

An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way. UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED

When a misread spell sends Harry plummeting through time, where else would he end up but in the childhood of his worst enemy? HP/TR/LV Time Travel

In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

...where instead of Harry Potter they get Eren Jaeger. (Reincarnation. Drabble format. Future m/m ereri.)

Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398

Sam finds a lamp and a genie appears, ready to grant all Sam's wishes. His name is Gabriel and he promises he's not THAT Gabriel. Really. Sam's had too much experience with djinn to want anything to do with this. Once freed, Gabriel doesn't really feel like leaving and Sam and Dean can't figure out how to make him. It's okay, though. He kind of grows on them after awhile.

Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

After unexpectedly encountering an old friend who wants nothing to do with him out of fear for her life, Castiel is forced to confront the fact that he may have a dead friend problem. That's alright, though. It's not like Sam and Dean can't relate.

How much would it take for a mind to break? Harry will play his own game now. This time he will bring a smile to everyone's faces.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.

Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.

Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU

ABANDONED. When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

Who said that all heroes had to be brave? Who said that all heroes had to be bold? Who said that all heroes should be Gryffindors? Who said that all heroes want to be heroes? Who said that Harry Potter was a hero? Warning - Strong abuse and swearing. COMPLETE.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Snape observes something peculiar about Potter and strikes. References to past abuse.

Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.

Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.

When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.

Voldemort's attack in Godric's Hollow did more than give Harry a lightning bolt scar and a broken soul fragment. What is released that night turns the fate of the Wizarding World upside-down and utterly shatters the prophecy. See how the world reacts to a Savior who is darker and more jaded than Voldemort himself! Rated M for violence and possible slash.

In which Colby reevaluates a first impression.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

AU. Inspired by The Fictionist's "Kisses Cursed". It had been this way ever since she could remember. Every year, a new name, a new sacrifice. And every year the grisly evidence of what became of them. Hermione just hoped that her own death wouldn't be quite so gruesome.

In which contraband Chewy is wasted, Novick acquires bling, and Baam asks an awkward question. Genfic, as cracky as canon, may become AU at the whim of a serial troll called SIU.

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

Here's the thing about pain that doesn't go away: you don't stop feeling it. You just stop mentioning it. [post-s8]

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Instead of going after the Raphael at the end of Season 3 (White Collar), Agent Kramer goes after something else. A safety deposit box at a bank. A place where Neal hid something he never wanted to see again. Takes place after the final season of Chuck.

Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enemies old and new, very few things could come more naturally to him. No Slash. AU. Dimension Travel with a dash of Time Travel. Darker themes: war, politics, questionable morality, and etc.

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16

His name means 'water's edge'. /Nagisa's life in 99 sentences /one-shot

Neal's day is not going well. But then, maybe things get better. (The full title is "Neal Caffrey and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good… Maybe Not So Very Bad Day" but it gets cut off!)

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Ginny world is turned upside down when she is forced to read the Harry Potter chapter in The Life & Lies of Albus Dumbledore. Ginny learns that after the war there are no happy endings & the truth about Harry comes out when Andromeda questions him. After all, she's read the book too, & she needs to protect Teddy. Adult themes, child abuse, PTSD. 3 one-shots.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

Sam wishes that Dean would just get it over with already. [post-Lucifer Rising]

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

Chuck is still writing the Supernatural books, and he thinks his editor cut way too much out of the latest one, so he takes matters into his own hands. Coda to s08e19 Taxi Driver, because who really believes Sam had no more trouble than that in Hell?

Erwin/Eren, Hanji/Eren, Levi/Eren Fill for SnK kinkmeme, the prompt was: Eren enduring the constant harassment from his superiors. Erwin can't seem to keep his hands to himself. Hanji's enthusiasm for titans leads to awkward conversations. Levi giving Eren humiliating commands (paraphrased).

Dean has a teacher paying him to do work at her house. But Sam knows he doesn't like it, knows that it should be Dad's job to take care of them, and promises that one day, he will take care of Dean instead.

Neal isn't impressed with how Peter plans to spend his birthday - so he comes up with a plan of his own.

Maybe the monsters are there to make us all fear them, but it's the ones who seem to be just like us that we should really be afraid of.

AU, Dimension Travelling. Just one of those fics everyone gets the urge to write about. Semi-crack, I guess.

Dean's making the bunker home, but not just for himself.

"Do you know why everyone always goes for you first, Sam? It's because you're so much easier to break. And when Dean sees you, he breaks too." In which Dean carries Sam out of a police station after killing two FBI agents... and the officers let him. Set in S8 but before 8x20. Hurt!Sam and Awesome!Dean.

To find the Death Eaters who killed his parents and took him captive years ago, Ciel will stop at nothing.

Substitute teachers can seriously disrupt the flow of learning. Implied Dean/Lisa.

In which Ciel demands a fancy afternoon snack and Sebastian ponders the taste of his Young Master's soul.

Voldemort succeeded that Halloween night. Harry Potter is dead, and the Old Religion has been thrown out of balance. Only one person can restore order, but he will need his three friends to help him. Four people are reborn, and together they must bring down Voldemort. But as dark forces tighten their grip on the wizarding world, is the damage too much, even for Emrys to fix?

In which an Interviewer asks various Harry Potter characters questions. Primarily a humour driven fic where each chapter is unrelated to one another and the poor Interviewer may not always get what they bargained for...

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

One-shot written for Disasteriffic Kaz. Sam and Dean do some normal-people stuff after doing some supernatural stuff. T for language.

Reid is kidnapped by a pair of UNSUBs who want a perfect family of "children"... except Spencer Reid is not a child. Please read internal summary for more details... Rated M just to be safe...

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Now that they've settled in the bunker, Sam and Dean finally have rooms they can call their own. So why isn't Sam putting up any pictures?

Sam isn't going to give up on Dean. Or himself. He can handle whatever the Hell trials throw at him. He just wasn't expecting... side effects? Tag to 8.15 "Man's Best Friend with Benefits"

Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.

Dean's sometimes a little insecure about his place in Sam's life. Especially when old Stanford buddies show up. And then things go wrong. Set around Season 1.

[Complete] Post-OotP. When Snape is forced to search Little Whinging for a missing Harry Potter, the last thing he expects is to find the boy drunk, covered in bruises and close to giving up...

It's almost Christmas, and Peter just wanted Neal's help with something simple... until it turned out to be not so simple after all.

Vlad and Danny meet for the first time, neither knowing the other secret. Plasmius and Phantom seem to develop a bond...one completely opposite of their human halves own. Things get complicated. Now rated M

A one-shot that wouldn't leave me alone. What would happen if Emily's return didn't go as smoothly as it did in the show? What if Reid had thought - because of the headaches - that he was hallucinating?

Neal forges a painting. Peter watches.

All McGee wanted to do was play a few hours of online gaming...

Most people don't know that there are some problems that come with having photographic memory. Really my excuse for Shawn to tell Lassiter the secret. Updated, completed and somewhat revised. Two-shot.

A series of Hallucifer drabbles (now complete!) on the many ways Luci tortures Sam with this: "End it? This? The paint slowly peeling off your walls, come on, man why would I end it? It ends when you can't take it anymore." PLEASE BEWARE: Triggers for anxiety, mental illness, depression, suicide, non-con/assault.

It's a day Neal really isn't looking forward to at all, but sometimes things work out to be better than expected. (Set in Season 4, sometime after Parting Shots.)

Someone has declared his intention to make the new transfer student submit to him. Harry is unimpressed. Other!School one-shot, mention of slash/het

The BAU is invited by the CBI to California, to help catch Red John, but Jane is far from pleased at the idea of the group, with far more then their own fair share of serial killers to catch, trying to take their only one.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Harry ends up in Azkaban because almost everyone thinks he is going dark, Remus manages to break him out and send them both back in time to their younger bodies to do things properly...but his makes a teensy tiny mistake. One-shot, rated for language.

""Charles Carmichael" As soon as he hears the name, he knows he should run. He should run out of that room as fast as his legs will take him, and not look back. But he can't. He doesn't." Neal and Bryce are one and the same. When he encounters Carmichael Industries on a job while undercover, the mission changes, and he makes a choice about his current identity.

Direct continuation of "Harry Potter and a dance with the devil". A secret spy in the heart of Hogwarts, a demon and the desire to extract revenge.

Kyle is surprised to see an old college friend after seven years. Especially considering that said friend is Sam Winchester, who is supposedly a psychopath. And dead. Post-s7; outsider POV.

In which Sam states little but implies a lot, and Dean fills in the blanks. Early season seven, rated for non-explicit references to rape.

Harry Potter begins his story as usual, until he hesitates under the sorting hat and gets thrown in Slytherin. Which sucks. Begins closely following the story of Sorcerer's Stone and gets more and more separate.

Tom Riddle is born into an ancient pure-blood family, but to their horror, his parents discover that he is a squib. They want to hide him from the wizarding world. But Tom has other ideas. AU.

Lord Voldemort acquires ancient scripts that he wants to use to call a powerful and absolutely loyal servant, but things go bloody. Has he made a deadly mistake? The game begins! / Alternate universe to both Harry Potter and Kuroshitsuji!

AU. The BAU is reluctant to call in a suspected criminal to help out on their latest case, but the battered genius does not turn out to be what they expected.

The team of Leverage and the houses they would have come from.

Season 7 spoilers. Tag to "Death's Door." Bobby died a few days ago, and Dean's been on a drunken rampage ever since. Can Sam get him to open up before he self destructs? Hurt!Sam, Hurt!Dean, Angst!Dean.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

As a rule, Neal doesn't lie to Peter. But every rule has its exceptions - including this one.

The Intersect makes connections. The files speak for themselves. Various one-shots and drabbles making connections and keeping secrets. Or uncovering them.

Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

Time Lords don't scar. Nine, Ten, Eleven, companions.

A series of one shots where the team faces there fears and phobias. Rating for disturbing content.

Ring operatives showing up in New York threaten to blow Neal's cover. After all, Bryce Larkin is supposed to be dead. For good this time. White Collar/Chuck crossover

The reason Bryce and Neal look alike - they're not related but they have to pretend that they are. Slash: Peter/Neal established relationship and Bryce/Neal UST.

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic

One-shot. An afternoon in New Orleans leads to an encounter between Remy LeBeau and Neal Caffrey. GEN AU

Peter wasn't a father, but there were times when he sure as hell felt like one and that was all down to a certain convicted felon. One-Shot. No slash! Father/son relationship.

Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.

The demon offered both salvation and damnation. Harry would lose his soul, but he would have his revenge. He would watch them all burn before the end... and paint the walls in red.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.

Carth goes in search of Revan, intending to once again give him grief for that whole 'never mentioning he was a Sith' thing. Of course, this scene has played out before but Revan being Revan ensures that this time things get strange. Mild Carth/Male Revan

A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.

Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system won't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.

The Viceroyal Palace is thrown into an uproar when a parcel sent by the Black Knights arrives in the mail. What does Zero hope to gain by sending a package to Princess Cornelia?

Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Elizabeth's cousin is in town and Neal is invited to dinner at the Burkes... but hasn't he met El's cousin before? Some things refuse to stay in the past. This doesn't bode well for Neal... not well at all...

Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.

Dreams are tapestries woven from hope and fear and truth. Even the best analyzers of human psychology can't always unravel them, but they can try. Team, Reid-centric.

Mozzie thought nothing worse could happen than Neal lying to him about the manifest. He was wrong...

Either must die at the hands of the other...does that mean that if Harry dies, Voldemort is mortal? Harry takes another look at the prophesy, and finds that he just doesn't care much for his life, after all. All he needs is a cooperative Death Eater.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

Really, how did he ever get into these situations? And more importantly, how was he going to get back out of this one?

It's Halloween, June is having a party... and Samantha gets to choose Neal's costume.

Team Gibbs starts investigating a new case, only to come across some familiar faces. Well, kind of familiar faces. To some of them, anyway. In which nothing is actually investigated and Gibbs is Very Not Happy, Just On General Principles.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

All Dean wants is a single quiet day.

Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.

Peter has Neal's Saturday all planned out - and Neal's not so sure he wants to play along.

100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.

A center or source, as of activities or power. Tom is Harry's locus, time and time again.

oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?

When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.

The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.

Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.

Sam finds Dean doing the unthinkable.

"He began to wonder if a thread in the tangled web that made up Neal Caffrey somehow led all the way back to Burbank, California." An unexpected connection to the criminal of the week causes another crack in Neal's façade. False Faces 'verse.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

Response to a prompt at "The Collar Corner". Peter and Neal go undercover as Father and Son.

The Eleventh Doctor and the Tenth Doctor inadvertently run into each other, which results in much confusion and amusement for their companions. An Eleven meets Ten fanfiction. Fluffy oneshot. My first ever Doctor Who fanfiction. R&R please! SEQUEL IS UP!

The Killing Curse didn't leave Harry unaffected that night. Ten years later at Hogwarts saw a fledgling Gryffindor make a friend, and a savior who needed saving find a future... and the world changed.

Peter and Neal get trapped in Peter's basement, and Neal finds some unexpected things.

Spencer Reid/Nathan Harris. Dark themes, slash; you've been warned.

Following up on the episode "Payback" - Peter and Elizabeth come to terms with what Neal gave up during the case. And Neal and Diana face the consequences for violating the "no negotiation" rule.

Neal always knew he'd have to leave, but he'd gotten comfortable anyway. Peter catches up with him before he goes, and learns something new about the ex-con.

Aaron Hotchner never thought he'd ever need what he's asking for now.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Peter remembers why it's always a bad idea to indulge his curiosity around Neal. Sequel to Paint Me a Portrait.

Reid knew it was a bad idea for the team to meet Neal, especially the way they did. Women are frightening at the best of times…

Bit by bit, it all adds up for Peter. Post season one 1.13 episode "Front Man"

Just when Agent Peter Burke thinks he knows almost everything about Neal Caffrey, the conman proves he's still full of surprises.

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

Neal runs into trouble and takes desperate measures to get out of it. Morgan gets caught in the middle. Everyone else is just amused. Mild slash.

A small piece inspired by the episode Countermeasures but not necessarily set during it : Clinton Jones is pondering about his position in the White Collar Unit.

He woke up one day – a man with nothing, no name, no friends. He had only his skills, and so he used them the best he could. Neal Caffrey has spent a long time running from his past. Chuck Bartowski finally catches up with him.

Peter never knew him, not really, because Neal Caffrey was only ever as real as Nick Halden. And all acts eventually have to end.

Ever wonder what Death thought of Harry becoming his master? welll, here's some insight

The day started out so well too... COMPLETE

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Leave it to Chuck and Morgan's curiosity to ruin a mission-free week. Some incomplete Intersect data forces Casey to retrieve information from a source - a certain bald, bespectacled, philosopher-quoting, conspiracy-theorizing conman. False Faces 'verse.

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

Since his earliest memories, Harry always felt like he was being watched; like someone was waiting for him. On the eve of his eleventh birthday, Harry meets a man with red eyes who offers him freedom from his hellish life. But the price is Harry's soul.

It's a rough night for the "A Christmas Carol" spirits when they visit some of the characters from the USA Network.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

A chance encounter with a mysterious girl makes Wolf's December just that bit more special. Now he'll just have to find out exactly who she was and why she knew him. Surely he won't regret it later, surely? Silly and a bit slashy. No OCs. Twoshot.

There's a recession on, and the economy is tough all over. But what happens when budget cuts hit a little too close to home for the White Collar unit?

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

At the end of a horrible day, an accident leaves Shawn missing more than any recollection of what happened. But some things run deeper than just memories and as Shawn recovers he will discover what or who is more than a memory

Sam really needs to learn to be more specific...

Reid disappears at a house the team is searching, and only he knows how close, yet so far, the team is to finding him.

Inside Twin Brothers Saga. Prequel of Unexpected Guest. Neal could always feel Bryce's feeling, even from afar, and he wasn't feeling good right now. What happened to Bryce? And the need to comfort was too overwhelming to ignore. BryceChuck, BryceNeal

After "The Uncanny Valley", Reid starts to withdraw from the team. Hotch searches for the cause. WARNING: This story deals with self injury and mentions sexual assault. RATED M. DO NOT READ IF UNDERAGE OR IF YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED!

Neal and El get caught up in a violent bank robbery. Also features characters from Criminal Minds so some of it will make a little more sense if you know them too. Rated for some violence and language.

When Shawn goes missing, the SBPD searches for him to no avail, but a miraculous lead will show the department that some idioms really are true. Mild Shawn!whump NOTE: If you don't want to see spoilers for this story, don't read the reviews first.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...

The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.

What will it take to make Snape see the truth about Harry Potter? A few short scenes to reveal the fragility of life and a bit of uneasy reckoning. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.

Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.

After Alex moves to Italy, she and Neal keep in touch through letters. Only instead of heartfelt words, they're playing a game of 'one up.' And soon, there's a running bet going on who is going to win. Very fluffy, humorous, and light hearted.

What if Neal had spoken about something else while he was drugged? Just who is Neal Caffrey? And who is this Chuck person? Neal's secret could be put in jeopardy, and if that happens...

A one-shot about what happens when an inspector is sent to inspect the White Collar Crime Unit. It's short and silly and is mostly about Neal's and Peter's bromance.

Pre-series. Peter is chasing Neal. Neal is caught because he saves Peter's life. Non-slash.

Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

What better way is there to deal with realizing that the person you love isn't who you thought than by getting smash up drunk? Neal Caffrey and a bottle of whiskey don't exactly mix well, and it's Peter to the rescue. Along with everyone else. One-shot

El asks Neal to paint her portrait as a surprise Valentine's Day gift for Peter.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Just as the elevator doors start to slide shut, she sees a shadow separate itself from the gloom in the semi-lit office. ONE-SHOT

One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.

After hearing just how Peter would like to punish him for some shenanigans, Neal decides to take on a new role at the Burke residence. OT3 Elizabeth/Peter/Neal; consensual adult discipline. One shot.

Neal’s missing a little time; Peter’s being a little cryptic. Missing scene for “Vital Signs.”

Pre-series, /those/ bonds: Neal's accidentally working for the mob, Kate is probably considering a new client list, Mozzie's waiting for The Man and The Man is a little more amused than it should be -- NOW COMPLETE

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Pre-series. Neal comes to Peter offering information after having been beaten by an art-thief-cum-thug. Peter gives Neal temporary shelter because really, how could he turn him away? Friendship fic. Not slash.

Dean's fought the good fight with the hope for peace when he is done. Sam's fought and failed with the hope that someday, finally, he might just be done.

It sucks that Sam left. Sometimes Dean tries to imagine being an only child - it beats admitting that he misses the big geek. But he finds it's not so easy to pretend he never had a brother when a hunt takes him to the campus at Stanford.

What Harry's friends failed to realize was that the unwilling contract he had entered into with the Goblet was not his first, nor was it his most important. HarryPotter/Kuroshitsuji crossover. A Ciel-is-Harry story. No Slash

He had only just regenerated, he was bruised and tired. He did not want a lecture, and certainly not from himself. ONESHOT. Ten and Eleven argue! Please R&R

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

“Call me Shawn. I think it would be awkward for us to remain formal considering we almost entered into an extortion agreement just now.” No slash.

After an unprecedented snow-storm in Manhattan, Neal teaches the FBI to have some winter fun.

Don't you hate it when someone steals your lunch from the break room refrigerator? So does Agent Ruiz.

He was an ex convict and he was an officer upholding the law. But they knew that if one went to the other’s house, he would welcome him in.

Never in his life did Carlton Lassiter imagine that Shawn Spencer would be saving his ass, but right here and right now, that was what the psychic was doing. Shawn has a secret, and he's not about to tell, but Gus is. No pairings

A man walks into a coffee shop and takes a hostage...wait, where's the punch line? One partner has to make a decision to save the others life.

Peter figured he’d be aiming a gun in Neal’s direction at some point. He just never thought it’d be under these circumstances. Just a quick oneshot friendship fic. No slash. First White Collar fic.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Post "No Rest for the Wicked" 3X16 . Sam buries his brother Dean. Sam POV. Bobby helps.

In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.

There’s a mutilated dead body, a lot of cash and a whole heap of crazy. Also, unexpectedly, two sets of FBI agents.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Some behind-the-scenes insights about the Zero Requiem from Suzaku's POV, filling in a few of those gaps and timeskips during the last 5 episodes of R2. Spoilers, obviously.

John's got a broken arm, Dean's fifteen years old and hurt, and the hunter they've teamed up with ends up reminding John of someone they know. There is some unexplained Sam time-travel in this story.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.

Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.

Ron and Hermione are worried about their best friend after everything that has happened. They decide to investigate whether or not Harry is truly "fine" at the Dursleys. What they discover was worse than they ever expected.

HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

Don really should have thought about exactly what else Charlie does for a living before running his fingerprints...

#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.

Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.

Pre-series. Sam at school.

Set during "Bad Day at Black Rock" - Dean's in familiar territory when Sam asks the ludicrous of him.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

He frowned and thought that over. “I know a David. But that's not my name.” He said slowly. “I think it’s something like Dan?” One shot, COMPLETE

After a week of riding shotgun inside his own body, Sam needs to know that he's the one in control.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Wild VOLDEMORT has appeared! Go, HARRY!

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

What if...? Or: This is here. This isn't. Slash:HPSS

Sam and Dean go back in time. And there's peril. Purely dialogue.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Assumptions and a bad case of miscommunication leads a teacher to the wrong conclusions. Wee!Chesters.

Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]

Dad, that's the way it works. Sam sounded like he was talking to a child...well, someone younger than him anyway. We watch each other's backs. PreSeries.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

-COMPLETE- It will prove to be an interesting summer for Severus Snape with murder, intrigue, Dark creatures, a wedding in planning, meddlesome family and employers, and the last of Voldemort's lingering shadow. -HP/SS slash- -AU; Written before HBP-

What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.

Petunia Dursley remembers something dark about Harry Potter, the boy she hates. Warning for neglect and attempted murder.

Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.

Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.

Slash, HPSS- A perhaps disturbing look at what one bitter man's obsession could lead to, and the unexpected results ... but for whom?

Sequel to the Unexpected Inheritance. As the most powerful 17 year old wizard in the world, will Harry succumb to Voldemort's manipulations and become the Balance of Power? The fate of the wizarding world depends on one single choice. COMPLETE!

Sequal to Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection. The plot and the themes continue. Voldemort continues his manipulation, Harry becomes and Animagas, Harry is arrested, more about the balance of power and the title comes into play. COMPLETE.

It's Harry's fifth year and he's finally able to escape the Dursleys only to find that Voldemort has other plans. After numberous failed attempts to rid himself of the Gryffindor brat, Lord Voldemort now knows he must change tactics. COMPLETE.

Harry's summer gets him off to a really bad start like this summary. High rating just in case! Spelling fixed, I think

Harry says his first word, and James is wondering just who the father is (but not really, it's a joke) Read to the end for a shock!