ATTENTION: MLMMCNTFSIWBS and AiNYF will be updated when they're updated.

Disclaimer: This applies to all my stories: I OWN NOTHING.

About Me: I am, like many others on this site, a teenage girl. I am called Evilkitten3, or, if you prefer, EK3. My mental stability is questionable, as my friends and the voices often tell me, and I'm good at three writing-related things: satire, nonsense, philosophical in-depth character insights. Those are my skills. If you don't like them, well, I have others. If you have any questions about my stories, PM me. I won't respond to comments. If you have any questions about the characters I like and dislike, PM me, tell me how far along you are in that particular storyline, and then tell me whether or not you're okay with spoilers, because if you ask without specifying, I will SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. Just to spite you. Snape kills Dumbledore.

Myers-Briggs Personality Type: INTP (Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Prospecting)

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Before You Scroll Down: I ship lots of things. I ship yaoi, yuri, and het. I do not - and never will - ship anything related to bestiality or pedophilia. To clarify, since Japan seems to make the definition of those terms as loose as possible, if one person is more than ten years older than another, I will not ship them. If a character turns into a dog and the other doesn't, I will not ship them. If a character grows kitty ears, then that character has kitty ears and isn't actually an animal. If a character has lived an extremely long time (such as the Homunculi or Ymir or Aang) but remains mentally and physically the same age as their significant other, that's fine. If a character is not completely human (again, such as the Homunculi, Ymir, or Aang), but is still considered human-ish (i.e., is bound by certain human restraints), that's fine too. Anyone expecting me to throw out RoyEd or Levi/Eren will be sorely disappointed. I may be a pervert (as anyone who scrolls threw my favorites can see), but I have my limits.

Ships in AiNYF: Lisanna/Rogue/Yukino, Sting/Minerva, Mest/Sorano, Erza/Jellal, Mystogan/Knightwalker, Mavis/Zera, Bisca/Alzack, Elfman/Evergreen, Hughes/Mary Hughes, Mickey/Macbeth, Gajeel/Levy, Hibiki/Jenny, Lucy/all the girls (and Natsu, probably), Merudy/Lyon's abs, Lucky/Marl, Ren/Sherry, Laki/BDSM, Araña/Rufus, Wendy/Sherria, Kagura/Millianna, Kyoka/Seilah, Toby/socks, Asuka/Zeref, and probably some sillier ones I forgot about.

My Stories:
Durarara!!:
We Are the Night - Complete
Deicide (story for Naturesshadows) - In progress; updates irregular
Rumor Has It - Status unknown (once I've set it up, updates will be weekly)
Death Becomes Her - Complete
Birthday Cupcakes - Complete
One Thousand Paper Cranes - Complete; will be out as soon as Mikage gets a character tag
The Importance of Being Human - Complete; will be out as soon as Mikage gets a character tag
Fairy Tail:
Acnologia is Not Your Father - In progress; updates irregular
Witch's Sin - In progress; updates irregular
As I Look Skyward - Complete
Little Jelly Things - In progress; updates whenever I finish a Tumblr request for it
Grim-Mini Hearts - In progress; updates whenever I finish a Tumblr request for it
Things Fall Apart - In progress; updates irregular
Seraphim in Caelum - Complete
Liberta in Astri - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist:
My Lawyer Made Me Change the Name of This Fanfic So I Wouldn't Be Sued - On hiatus; updates irregular
A Hundred Envy Sentences - Complete
The Envy Song - Complete
Dare to Dream - Complete
Slip from Sleep - Complete
There is No House - Complete
Wishes for William - Complete
Bleach:
He Who Watches Monsters - Complete
Idiots on a Train With Donuts - Complete
Naruto:
The Silence and the Fury - Discontinued; might be rewritten
My Hero Academia:
Within Arms' Reach - Complete
A Complete and Total Lack of Subtlety - Complete
Now Cometh the Night - Incomplete; updates irregular
Underneath a Bloodstained Sky - Complete
BNHA Oneshots - Incomplete; requests taken on Tumblr
Crossovers:
Clouded Sun - Discontinued; might be rewritten
The Princess and the Fox - Discontinued; might rewritten
Last Goodbyes - Discontinued; might be rewritten
A Fate Worse Than Death - On hiatus; updates irregular
I Absolutely Refuse to Acknowledge That This is My Fault - On hiatus; updates irregular
Do You Even Fanfic, Bro? - Complete

About the Dreamer Trilogy:
Please note they are only referred to as such in the AN of the second story. The stories are, in order, 'Dare to Dream', 'Slip from Sleep', and 'Wishes for William'. If you do not wish to read them in order, that's up to you. Also, the first one has a kind of messy format, but I can't change it since the document is not on this computer (nor, to the best of my knowledge, on any other), but is instead on a flashdrive which I have misplaced.

A Final Note:
As of now-ish, I am retiring from writing for the following fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Naruto, and the Buffyverse. Be aware that this does not mean that I am discontinuing any stories, nor does it mean that I will not rewrite the stories I said I would rewrite. 'My Lawyer' will be finished, and 'Clouded Sun', 'The Silence and the Fury', and 'The Princess and the Fox' will all be rewritten. Do not expect any of this to happen soon. As for 'A Fate Worse Than Death' and 'I Absolutely Refuse to Acknowledge That This is My Fault', both of those will be completed in due time. Please note that, while I no longer intend to continue writing for the fandoms mentioned in the first sentence, I may occasionally fart out a oneshot for one of them. I have no plans to do so any time soon, however. If you would like to ask me a question, please PM me, or, if you do not have an account, send your question in as a guest review for one of my stories (you do not have to read said story, although I would appreciate you doing so).