Hey, I'm HMV Black Templar, let me tell you about me

(Btw if anyone got a guest review by someone called "HMV" that was me. I did not have a profile here at the time but I do now.)

Likes: High School DXD, Pokemon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, The Walking Dead, Friday the 13th, Star Wars (any of them), Twisted Metal, Rosario Vampire, Alien, Predator, 13 fear is real, HIMYM, Two and a Half Men (both with and without Charlie Sheen), The Big Bang Theory, Mortal Kombat, DOOM, Super Sentai, Horror movies in general

Top 5 Pokemon (legendaries not included)

1. Lucario (He doesnt have to be a Legendary to be Legen...wait for it...dary)

2. Salamence (an awesome dragon with strong Attack that can have one of 2 of my favorite abilities: Moxie or Intimitate)

3. Pikachu (mostly because of the show lol)

4. Hydreigon (Another awesome dragon)

5. Ninjask (great for Baton Pass Combos)

Top 5 legendary Pokemon

1. Mewtwo (stronger version of Mew)

2. Zekrom (reminds me of the REBD in Yu-Gi-Oh!)

3. Lugia (can use one of my favorite moves, Aeroblast)

4. Rayquaza (a very flexible dragon type, you can have it based on Attack, Sp. Attack, or even both)

5. Arceus (it can be ANY type you want)

Hey if you ever want a battle over wifi and you have Black 2 or White 2 (or any other compatible game) PM me if you want my Trrainer Code. I'm usually able to battle all afternoon.

Pairings I like

Ash x May / Advancedshipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Melody/ KissShipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Dawn / Pearlshipping (Pokemon)

Red x Green (girl) / Luckyshipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Hilda/ Othelloshipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Latias (movie)/ Altoshipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Bianca (movie)/ Mareshipping (Pokemon)

Ash x Leaf (not sure what shipping it is *shrugs*) (Pokemon)

Naruto x Ino/ NaruIno (Naruto)

Naruto x Tayuya/ NaruTayu (Naruto)

Naruto x Temari/ NaruTema (Naruto)

Naruto x Fu (Nanabi Jinchuriki)/ NaruFu (Naruto)

Naruto x Karui/ Naru/Karu (Naruto)

Naruto x Anko/ NaruAnko (Naruto)

Naruto x Kin/ NaruKin (Naruto)

Yugi x Dark Magician Girl (Yugioh)

Yugi X Mana (Yugioh)

Jaden x Alexis (Yugioh GX)

Yusei x Akiza (Yugioh 5ds)

Girls i like to pair Naruto with from other Anime/Manga (Naruto crossover pairings)

Naruto X Moka (inner and/or outer) (Naruto x Rosario Vampire crossovers)

Naruto X Rias Gremory (Naruto x High School DXD crossovers)

Naruto x Dark Magician Girl/ Mana (Naruto x Yu-Gi-Oh! crossovers)

Naruto x Yoruichi (Natuto x Bleach crossovers)

Naruto x Erza Scarlet (Naruto x Fairy Tale crossovers)

Pairings I hate and my reasoning

Drew x May/ Contestshipping (pokemon) - Drew is just a big asshole with an ego the size of Texas. He's the Seto Kaiba of Pokemon, only Drew likes roses and is all talk in my opinion while Kaiba likes dragons and actually has skill to back up his arrogance. Seriously, look up what Seto Kaiba looked like during season 0. You'll see that Drew and Kaiba have the same hairdo at the very least.

Sasuke x ANYONE (Naruto) - Sasuke is a douchebag who has a lot of fangirls who he doesnt deserve. I mean...I honestly don't see what girls see in Sasuke-teme I really don't. He broods all day, he talks about nothing but killing his brother, he has no interest in girls (I havent seen any at least), he's disrespectful, he's attacked his teammates, he's aided the Akatsuki, he attacked the 5 Kage, he joined the Pedo-snake (my personal nickname for Orochimaru-teme)...HOW CAN YOU LOVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT?! HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE LIKE THAT?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY, PLEASE!!!!

Naruto x Sakura / NaruSaku (Naruto) - this is a pairing I USED to like. But then after reading Mr.Apathy's stories I looked back at the series in general. Turned out that Sakura only was nice to Naruto when she needed something mainly Naruto bringing back Sasuke, and Naruto is a hero and he doesnt need someone like that. Plus the fact that Sakura hits Naruto at basically every opportunity, and sometimes for no apparent reason. NaruSaku fans...does that sound like love to you Because to me, forgive me if I'm wrong here, that sounds like an abusive relationship, with Sakura being the abuser. Sakura is, plain and simple, a Sasuke fangirl...who deserves nothing but a painful death...and before that, poison ivy in her "personal" area.

Anyone besides Inner or Outer Moka x Tsukune (Rosario Vampire) - everyone else besides Moka is just not for Tsukune in my opinion. Kurumu is obsessive (and to an extent, very slutty), Mizori is a stalker, Yukari is too young (and hyper), and Ruby is just weird.

Naruto x Hinata / NaruHina (Naruto) - I know I'm gonna be bitched at for saying this, but I just don't like this pairing at all. Let me first say that no, I don't hate Hinata, I just don't like the pairing NaruHina. Firstly, this pairing is VERY overused. It takes up most (probably a good 50-55%) of fanfiction. Secondly, Hinata saw EVERYTHING that happened to Naruto as a child and she was, and still is, a member of a prestigious clan in Konoha. Now, wouldn't it make sense for somebody who loves someone to help that someone if they needed help? Did Hinata make any move whatsoever to help Naruto? Nope. No she did not. She chose to watch him suffer. Quite a way to show someone you care right? She didnt even have to help him by using her clan status, she could've just been his friend through those tough times, but she chose to watch. So let me get this straight NaruHina fans...Hinata stalks Naruto...watches him suffer...and refuses to help him...is THAT your definition of love? Am i wrong to say that people should help the people they love? I've heard an argument stating that Hinata didn't help Naruto because she knew he was strong...HOW IN THE HELL DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE?! In my opinion, she should've helped him, whether he was strong in her eyes or not. Hinata might be a sweet girl, but I'd pair her with Kiba or Shino before I EVER paired her with Naruto.

Blue x Green (Pokemon) - They barely get along in the manga, i highly doubt they'd make a good couple.

Yugi x Tea/Anzu (Yugioh) - Tea might be Yugi's friend, but i doubt it's anything more than that.

Chazz x Alexis (Yugioh) - another pairing where a character i like (Alexis) is with a douchebag (Chazz)...yeah...you'll notice i have absolutely no mercy or respect to give to the assholes of the animeverse

Any of the above pairings I said I hated I will NOT change my opinion on! I respect everyone's opinion on pairings so please respect mine.