Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
"What goes around comes around, so don't spit on a roller coaster!"
"I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster"
"How do you drown a fish?"
"I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work."
"Im not suffering from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"
"When I get the urge to exercise, I just lay down until the feeling goes away!"
"Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?"
"Never trust a dead doctor"
"If at first you don't succeed...destroy all the evidence that you tried"
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. Ahhh damnit it was a train! shit! now i'm gonna really see the light!"
It's all fun and games 'till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.
God made me beautiful . . . What the hell happened to you!
"Are you trying to be funny or are you reta... special?"
"Of course I did my homework! I just haven't written it down yet!"
"Death is God's way of telling you that you're fired. Suicide is your way of telling God 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'"
Voldemort – Half-blood charlatan
Malfoy – Muggleborns hit him.
Hagrid – beware of rock cakes…and Fluffy
McGonagall – meow! Brilliant transfiguration teacher
Snape – Greasy git. Saved my life a few times. Still don’t like him.
Binns – zzzzzzzzzzz Never been awake long enough to form an opinion
Trelawny –“ I see! I see!” - justified thrashings
Frienze – stars, planets, cool. Saved my life once.
Flitwick – “Squeak!” and then Boom! Nice fellow.
Quotes!
"You cheated." "Pirate!"-Pirates of the Caribbean
Draco:"You're dead, Potter."
Harry: raising eyebrows "Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around ... "
from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
oh and here's a little saying for you to ponder:
Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light.
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1.Spencer Reid
2.Ianto Jones
3.Jack Harkness
4. Kurt Hummel
5. Harry Potter
6. Severus Snape
7.Brian Kinney
8. Justin Taylor
9. Tim Mcgee
10. Blaine Anderson
11. Alice Cullen
12. Britney S. Peirce
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?(Severus Snape/Alice Cullen)
No... I’m trying to comprehend the madness that would entail...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Kurt)
He’s supermegafoxyawesomehot!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?(Britney S. Peirce/ Justin Taylor)
Can that even happen? That's just... it would take some skill...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?(Tim Mcgee)
Yes. Many of them... But still not enough of them...
5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?(Ianto Jones/Severus Snape)
Oh the snark...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Harry Potter/Tim Mcgee or Harry Potter/Blaine Anderson)
Harry Potter/Blaine Anderson... It’s Harry and Harry...
7. What would happen if Seven(Brian Kinney) walked in on Two(Ianto Jones) and Twelve(Britney S. Peirce) having sex?
He’d barf from the “breaders” having sex...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Jack Harkness/Blaine Anderson)
who knew 21st century Ohio could be so much fun?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Spencer Reid/Justin Taylor)
Not that I’ve seen...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Brian Kinney/Britney S. Peirce)
Dolphins are just gay sharks...
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?(Justin Taylor)
Glee - Survivor / I Will Survive
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be(Spencer Reid/Severus Snape/Britney S. Peirce)
Warning!: I have no clue where I am going with this...
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Harry Potter)
Today
14. "(1)(Spencer Reid) and (7)(Brian Kinney) are in a happy relationship until (7)(Brian Kinney) runs off with (4)(Kurt Hummel). (1)(Spencer Reid), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)(Alice Cullen) and a brief unhappy affair with (12)( Britney S. Peirce), then follows the wise advice of (5)(Harry Potter) and finds true love with (3)(Jack Harkness)."