Sex!!!!!

Now that I got your attention.

Greetings person who is currently reading this. I am ABuzzmann.

Now you might be wondering why my username so weird when I could have very well change it. My answer to you good sir/madam is go bother other people about their name on the internet.

Next on the list are the kind of stories that I like reading. Now, I'm a simple person and I like my stories to be written similarly as for how you would leave an instruction to a baker on how to cook a particular cake to suit your taste.

The ingredients for it are quite simple, all you need are:

- 1 cup of love

- 1 cup of misunderstanding that would surely destroy relationships

- A pinch of Edginess

- 10 Teaspoon hatred, betrayal and unrequited love( You'll have to mix these properly later)

- An Ounce of pain and suffering

- 5 eggs

- 2 cups of flour

- 1- to as many people you'd like to include, preferably between age of 14-25 or older if you wish so(This is optional)

Now to produce this very delicious cake you would need to Preheat your oven( Prepare yourself to write a heart-wrenching, soul-sucking, mind-numbing, self-hatred piece of a story, where you would most likely get new ideas are places like telltale games, on how to kill your favourite character and OC/OOC) preferably at 325 F or 163 C.

Grease the pan( With the knowledge that many will hate you for writing such stories) butter, use the brush if you have to.

Cream the( Cup of love with the "misunderstanding that will surely destroy relationship"( You could go for any product from the misunderstanding company. They make the best baking ingredients) and beat them together until the mixture could look light, fluffy and maybe creamy.) sugar and butter

Add the eggs( and the pinch of Edginess) and beat them together until it looks like they are completely incorporated and complementing your story properly.

By now you should have already mixed the teaspoon of hatred, betrayal and unrequited love( if not, then do so) and pour them along with the 2 cups of flour on your mixture. Then mix them together. Be careful not to overmix it. It will taste horrible if you did so.

The last step is to bake that story. This is important. Take your time. Remember, quality comes with patience, don't rush it. You want to make a good cake, not a sloppy one.

Then voila. You're good to go. Good Luck on your Baking.

Additional Information about me is I hate happy endings or good guys winning. That doesn't mean I want a wanton murderer or psychopath. If possible I want a person with a twisted sense of justice because if upbringing or something similar. I love world building fanfics, especially if they are well made.

I am an addict at reading. I will read anything that has a good plot, excellent writing and perfect delivery of said story or novel or books and I'm prepared to Kill for those kind of stories/novel/books.

That's all. Now go away.