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![]() Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Magic School Bus, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Bleach, Cars, and Young Justice. Hi everyone! I'm 3vilPurpl3d0t, and welcome to my profile. Confessions: I... am a dysfunctional, forgetful, procrastinating person, so I WILL update faster with reviews and suggestions from you readers... Find Me: (remove spaces) Ao3-http :// archiveofourown . org / users / 3vilPurpl3d0t Tumblr- http:// 3vilpurpl3d0t . tumblr . com/ DeviantART- http:// 3vilpurpl3d0t . deviantart . com/ 3vilPurpl3d0t @ gmail . com (I have different content on deviant art and ao3, so come check it out! Some things are cross posted on ao3) If you have any questions, go ahead and PM me! I'm more than happy to answer questions and help out, I'm also very sorry if it takes me a long time to get back to you, sometimes life/school gets in the way. (Jan 24, 2019)Hello! Sorry everyone for dropping off the face of the Earth on ya, I promise that I didn't actually forget about it, and unless I've said otherwise nothing is abandoned. If you have any questions for me, my Tumbler is the best way to reach me as sometimes I can miss a PM. I will try to set another way to contact me soon enough if that will help, but with how busy I've been there hasn't been much time to write for, well, fun. TTYL, 3vilPurpl3d0t I post when I can. Sorry if this angers you, feel free to pester me though, I need a good push sometimes. Stories I'm writing. (In alphabetical order! Series are grouped together.) ItW-(in the works) aka still haven't posted. U/N= unnamed-as of yet. N/C= not complete-yet N/R= not rated "Inevitable Death" - Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - complete "Life Sucks" - Magic School Bus- Rated: T - English - discontinued "Travis Terrance Grayson" - Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians Young Justice - Rated: T - English - N/C (not certain when the next update will be for this) "Runaways" - Crossover - Harry Potter Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - complete/discontinued (this ItW- Runaways(Rewrite)- Crossover - Harry Potter Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English Series- Lightning- Cars (Movies) Times Gone By" - Rated: T -English - N/C ItW-U/N - Rated: U/R -English- N/C Everything below this line isn't relevant *copy anything from below* "All writers are, to some extent, damaged people. Writing is our way of repairing ourselves." — J. Anthony Lukas "Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember me by." /l、 (゚、 。 7 l、 ヽ じしf,)ノ Yaaay Kitty!! This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. oOo The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, 3vilPurpl3d0t, Really Dumb Store Labels On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". TO ALL MY FRIENDS: 1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 3. When you are confused, I will use little words. 4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... 7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. |