I always write my stories in Courier New, 18 point font. No particular reason, just my personal preference.

NEWS UPDATE 8/16/2016: I have finally bit the bullet and placed myself on the waiting list for a AO3 account. That said, there will be a couple of things that I will do now that I have two sites to write for:

1. With the exception of explicit materials, which will be housed exclusively at AO3, FFN will be my first release home. This means that FFN will have a 30 day exclusive on all of my stories before being archived on AO3.

2. I will slowly release my current archive of stories on AO3 in the order that I have them archived on FFN. This will take some time, but I should have them out by the end of the year.

Challenges Ideas

Think that you can write better than I Sanji Himura, who has talent on loan from God. Take up these quick and easy challenges that simply prompt you in the right direction to a good fic.

Project: Bingo Book

Series: Naruto Only

Pairings available for you to choose from: Naruto/any of the other filler arc/movie girls, or you can put them in a harem.

Summary: A bandit survived the onslaught on the Great Naruto Bridge. As retaliation, he put Naruto’s name inside a bingo book as a “Kill on Sight” order. With Naruto a wanted man, can anyone help him?

What you can do: No Bloodlines!, no Strong or Smart Naruto.

Project: Flames of Fury

Series: Fatal Fury

Pairings: Terry/Mary, Andy/Mai and Joe/Lilly Kane

Summary: As the battle with Laucorn dies down, Terry hits the bottle over Sulia's death until finding out about the Jin Scrolls. Terry pursues the scrolls under manipulation of Blue Mary Ryan and the news that Geese still lives with the rest of the Lonely Wolves.

What you may or may not do: This is basically an animation of Fatal Fury 3 the game, but you may reference Krauser's "attempted suicide" if you intend to do a sequel with Real Bout Fatal Fury. 2, You may use the SNK official recon and say that the child in Terry's ending in Fatal Fury 3 is Rock Howard. You may NOT tie this into any KOF game. This is strictly Fatal Fury only.

Current Projects:

Naruto: Hail to the King
Series: Naruto/Game of Thrones
Pairings: Naruto/Ayame
Summary: Naruto, King of Westeros suddenly has a problem. His past is catching up to him.
Rating:M

Naruto Riker
Series: Naruto/Star Trek: The Next Generation
Pairings: Naruto/OC
Summary: After the incident at Veridian III with the Duras sisters, Riker makes a discovery that will affect the entire galaxy. The question is, will he finally have Q have his way for once.
Rating: T

The Lonely Cub
Series: Naruto/Fatal Fury
Pairings: Terry/Mary, Andy/Mai and Naruto/???
Summary: An attack on Terry and Andy Bogard in Jerusalem by Iwa nin leads to the discovery of the third Bogard brother who vanished years ago. A journey into the Elemental Nations leads to his son. Can Naruto Bogard fight his way to the top?
Rating: T

The Missing Meta
Series: Naruto/Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Pairings: Naruto/Barbara Gordon
Summary: Lex's data on meta-humans was through, but even he missed one that made Superman weak, Wonder Woman a baby, Flash slow, and Batman dumb. His name is Naruto Uzumaki.
Rated T
Notes: Incorporates the entire DCEU in the story.

Projects on Tap:

Iron Willed
Series: Evangelion/Iron Man crossover
Pairings: Shinji/??
Summary: The legacy of Iron Man is carried on.
Rated: T

Instrument of Solace
Series: Evangelion/James Bond
Pairings: Shinji/Asuka
Rated: T
Note: Sequel fic to "006: First Assignment"

Rise of the Namikaze Empire
Series: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Harem of 4 with concubines
Summary: The Fourth Shinobi War is over. Naruto has won, and united the nations in the process as its first Elemental emperor. Now he must deal with the consequences. Based on Naruto Emperor's Dawn by ChrisM2016.
Rated: T for language and real life crises.

Orchestra of Blood
Series: Castlevania/Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Hinata
Summary: Dracula rises in the Elemental Nations. Testing the one who has giving him the most trouble with his plans, Naruto Uzumaki, by kidnapping Hinata, he forces him to traverse the halls of Castlevania alone. Can his heritage help him in his quest?
Target Rating: T
Extra Notes: Set in 1750.

Krypton's Suit
Series: Evangelion/Superman
Pairings: Undecided
Summary: The plug suit. This thin piece of rubber is designed to synch with the Evas. What happens when Shinji finds the original plug suit?
Target Rating: T
Notes:
1. This is New 52 based, or to the best of my knowledge.

006: Ictum Mortis
James Bond/Evangelion crossover
No Pairings planned
Title Translation(to English from Latin): 006: Impact of Death
Full Summary: His assignment over, Shinji can move on with his life with French Intelligence agent Asuka Soryu Langley. However, in the halls of SEELE, a special order was given that would change the spy game forever.
Target Rating: T
Extra Notes: Story 3 in an ongoing saga about 006.

Retired, Extremely Dangerous
Series: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Haku; Sasuke/Sakura
Summary: Cell 7 under the command of Kakashi Hatake, publicly retires after the Wave mission. After a few years, Cell 7 must reunite, to prevent Konoha's destruction at the hands of a mad man.
Target Rating: M(Language and Violence)
Extra Notes: Based off the Movie RED, but won't follow it necessarily.

Rewrite of "Beyond Redemption"
Series: Marvel/DC/Evangelion
Pairings: Unknown
Summary: A Shattered Shinji is saved from the brink of madness by the being known to many as 'The Beyonder.' Now he must fight to prevent Second Impact by adopting the abilities of six heroes: Superman, Batman, Thor, U.S. Agent, Iron Man, and Green Lantern.
Target Rating: T
Extra Notes: This will be a rewrite of "Beyond Redemption" that was taken down due to concept issues.

Naruto: A War Machine
Series: Naruto
Pairings: Unknown
Basic Gist of the Idea: Instead of balanced teams approved by the Hokage, teams were chosen solely by their senseis. However, when it came to Team 7, Naruto was oddly left out, again. What will he do for a teacher?
Target Rating: T

Beyond the Bat
Series: Evangelion/Batman Beyond
Pairings: Terry/Dana; Shinji/Undecided
Summary: An Elderly Bruce Wayne takes in a four year old Shinji Ikari. When Terry McGinnis becomes the Tomorrow Knight, a smart Wayne decides to train Shinji as the Dark Knight of Tokyo-3. Armed with the latest tech, Shinji begins a crusade against crime while fighting the Angels.
Target Rating: T
Notes:
1. Incorporates some Batman Inc.
2. Ignores everything post Return of the Joker.
3. Will write after I finish Iron Willed.

Naruto The Summoner
Series: Naruto/Final Fantasy X
Pairings: Poll will be up shortly.
Summary: Sin may be gone, but now a new threat to Spira has emerged, the Jubbi. Can a new dream fight and destroy this threat to the Eternal Calm now that the Faith is all but powerless to stop it?
Target Rating: T
Very loosely based on Naruto: The Ninja Summoner of Spira by absolutezero001
Notes:
1. Will consider most everything in X-2 as non-canon.
2. Will feature summons that is not based on Final Fantasy X[example: Ramuh].
3. May or may not feature more than one Naruto character(I will keep that one under wraps).

Tactical Espionage Operations: FOX AGENT MAELSTROM
Series: Naruto with Metal Gear Elements
Pairings: Don't know. Maybe Naruto/Anko
Summary: Meet Naruto. He is the newest member of the FOX program, where weapons and items are procured on site, and stealth is the name of the game.
Target Rating : M

Naruto's Payback
Series: Naruto
Pairings: None for now
Summary: No man can put a price on his life. I can. 275,000 ryo. That is how much they took from me on a failed mission to Iwa, that is how much I'm getting back.
Target Rating : M
Note: Inspired by the 1999 movie Payback.

Finished Stories:(In order of Publication date with the exception of the Traces series)

The Bottom of the Looking Glass
Series: James Bond
Pairings: James Bond/Teresa Bond
Summary: Part of a 300 word challenge that I partook in at . Bond reflects on what has become of him at the end of OHMSS. My debut work here.
Rated: T for alcohol use
Extra Notes: Even though this is a two chapter story, it is really the same work. Chapter 1 is the director's cut while Chapter 2 is word for word the 300 word entry in the challenge.

Engravings on the Wall
Series: G-Gundam
Pairings: Argo/Natasha
Summary: My entry in the AnimeFEST 2003 fan fiction contest here in Dallas. Argo writes something on the wall of his cell after dinner with Natasha.
Rated: K

Unexpected Gifts
Series: Evangelion
Pairings: Shinji/Harem
Summary: Misato wanted to thank Shinji for being there to help her through her pain. When Misato does something, she does it big.
Rated: T for corny humor and language
Extra Notes: Originally intended to be Traces 8 at the time Chapter 1 was written. It morphed into this work.

Reinforcements
Series: Evangelion
No pairings
Shinji receives help in the invasion of NERV HQ in a higher authority.
Rated: K
Extra Notes: DRABBLE. Will flesh out into a solid story later on.

006 First Assignment
James Bond/Evangelion crossover
No pairings
Summary: Shinji Ikari is a member of the British Secret Service, but when his first assignment as a 00 goes into conflict of his adopted queen and country, Shinji must make a stand one way or another.
Rated: T for violence, mentions of gambling and sexuality.
Extra Notes: Part one of an ongoing saga.

Traces(series)
Series: Various
Pairings: Various
Summary: A series of 10 one shots that are set to the soundtrack to various 70's songs. Summaries to individual fics TBA.
Status: All stories complete

Stories in the Traces Series:

My Name is Shinji Ikari
Evangelion
no pairings
Done to: I Got a Name by Jim Croce

Prom Night
Evangelion
Asuka/Shinji
Done to: September Morn by Neil Diamond

Jurai is Not My Home
Tenchi Muyo
Ayeka/Tenchi
Done to: New York is Not My Home by Jim Croce

Regret
Tenchi Muyo
Ayeka/Tenchi
Done to: Traces by Classics IV

Pauper of the Horse Track
Cowboy Bebop
Spike/Faye
Done to: Roller Derby Queen by Jim Croce

A Dead Hero is No Hero at All
Evangelion
Asuka/Shinji
Done to: Billy Don't Be a Hero by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods

Confessions
Evangelion
Asuka/Shinji
Done to: My Eyes Adored You by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

Setzer Gabbiani, The Gambler
Final Fantasy VI
no pairings
Done to: The Gambler by Kenny Rogers

Flowers
Naruto
Naruto/Ino
Done to: You Don't Bring Me Flowers by Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand.

The Path to Salvation
Evangelion
No Pairings
Done to: Three Wooden Crosses by Randy Travis

In the Dog House

Fics that run the risk of being discontinued or possibly being rewritten

Naruto The Prisoner
Series: Naruto
Pairings: Unknown
Summary: There is a shadow government in Konoha, and thanks to a secret deal that Hiruzen Sarutobi made when Naruto was a baby, the shadow government imprisons Naruto for being an "Enemy of the State" at Fire country's most harshest prison. Does Naruto have any hope of getting out?
Target Rating: T
DISCONTINUED!

Famous Quotations

A collection of quotations that I have found that share special meaning to my life. I hope that it does to yours as well.

1. "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Barack Obama loses his." - Paraphrasing Ronald Reagan's Statue of Liberty speech attacking Jimmy Carter.

2. "History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap." - Ronald Reagan

3. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man." - Gen. George S. Patton

4. "Trust, but verify." - Ronald Reagan

5. "Evil is powerless if the good is unafraid." - Ronald Reagan

6. "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not to run their lives." - Ronald Reagan

7. "Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong." - Calvin Coolidge

8. "Ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever." - Me

9. People do not make wars, governments do." - Ronald Reagan

10. "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I am here to help." - Ronald Reagan

11. "If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan

12. "In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem... Government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan

13. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." - Thomas Jefferson

14. "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

15. "I believe the best social program is a job." - Ronald Reagan

16. "One picture is worth 1000 denials." - Ronald Reagan

17. "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." - Ronald Reagan

18. "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would look like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." - Ronald Reagan

19. "All great change in America begins at the dinner table." - Ronald Reagan

20. "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." - Ronald Reagan

21. "Orbis non sufficit" (Trans. The World is Not Enough) - Bond Family Motto.

22. "A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later." - Gen. George Patton

23. "Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory." - Gen. George Patton

24. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson (of Top Gear fame)

25. "We laugh because it is better than crying." - Jim Sterling (video game critic)

I Believe...

This is a brief list of what I believe makes great Fan fiction.

... Any crossover that you make SHOULD respect BOTH canon.

... Any attempt at a stutter would make your fiction that much less intelligent.

... You should use the English language the way that it is intended to be used. If you write like a five year old, expect reviews on that level.