I’m female and I've been reading fanfiction—almost all of it HP fanfiction—for a few years now but have only recently started to put up on this site a few bits and pieces out of my own broken brain. These days, unfortunately, virtually everything I start to write soon degenerates into poor humour and/or crack. Some people find what I write funny, well, bits of it at least—or that’s what they are kind enough to pretend to think.

Don't read my fics if you want anything serious or well plotted. Due to a woeful memory I'm better at writing plot holes than at writing plots, in fact if you can discern the glint of any plot at all in most of my stuff you might make a better seeker than Harry.