-=-Introduction-=-

Hallo! I am Kamerad Hans, or just call me 'Kamer' or 'Kamerad'.

Really, I just like to write. I don't like telling the world my real identity so lets go with me being some, hmm..

I'm an incorporeal entity who's only goal in life is to write bad fan fiction about obscure/old anime and obscure/old video games. Or, you might as well think of me as one. You needn't know anything beyond that.

-=-Stories-=-

I am writing an M-rated crossover story, of Familiar of Zero and Original Fiction. I have two summaries for it, what I present because of a limited possible word count, and what I want to write because its more accurate.

Summary 1. Lost - or - Making a Teenage Girl Cry, The Adventure! Louise de la Valliere failed her summoning ritual, and found herself on the other side of the portal! She was then forced to survive in an arctic wasteland, infested with horrors of every kind. Louise was determined to return to Tristain, but her hope for survival dwindles over time.

Summary 2. Lost. A Reverse-summon story where Louise de la Valliere fails the familiar summoning ritual. Instead of simply nothing happening and becoming the worlds grandest disappointment, she's failed it in such a way that she reversed her place with whatever terrible, otherworldly creature was on the other side. As a child, Louise heard many stories, wivestales of skinwalkers, necromancers, giants, devils and more. The land she's found herself in? It seems to have all of these, and so, so much more. The only way this could be worse was if the clouds above wanted her dead, too! *=- Rated M for graphic description of combat, corpses and alcohol.

Lost is a crossover story of Familiar of Zero and Original Fiction. I listed it as 'Familiar of Zero x Xovers' because 'Original Fiction' isn't an option on fanfiction.net. I see plenty of these original fiction crossovers already so I figure I'm not actually breaking any rules by posting it here instead of spacebattles, or god forbid, wattpad.
Lost takes its inspiration from Zero Summing, and I'm not ashamed to say it will follow a very similar formula. I write it for two reasons:

1. Zero Summing, while a fantastic story, doesn't update enough to satisfy my voracious, not to mention incredibly picky appetite for books and all things written word, so I'm doing it myself.
2. I hate Louise. With a burning, red-hot passion. So, instead of doing what anyone else would do and ignore her existence because she's a cartoon, I have too much free time on my hands so I am going to break her, and then I am going to turn her character into something I like a lot more. Hopefully someone less entitled.

I have two other stories, one forever deleted and another forever unfinished and unreleased. Maybe if my blood-alcohol content reaches 1.01 BAC I'll tell you about them.

-=-Out-troduction-=-

I am Kamerad Hans, or just Kamer, the incorporeal entity that lives in your computer to give you pieces of fan-(poorly)-made literature, and I thank you for visiting my admittedly short profile page. Below, you'll see my favorite stories and stories I've written.

'Life is a giant rubix cube; maybe a hundred - two hundred people tops - know what in the seven circles of hell they're doing, and none of them are you or me.'