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When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,162 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Over Thinking by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. In which Sasuke meets Naruto. After...well. You know. They have some things to talk about. Sequel to Under Pressure. SNS, canonverse, PWP. A little bit more plot this time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hand Holding, Damnation of a Bloodline, and Other Splendid Pastimes by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because of course Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further. And overshooting the runway. By a lot. The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him. (Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/20 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Madara U., Hashirama S.
Soft Loving, the Fight for Peace, and Other Fanciful Devotions by Tsume Yuki reviews
Centuries of selective breeding, of spouses chosen for their looks, abilities and genetics. Sasuke knows his family history well. He's also well aware Naruto's the only one for him. The ancestors can't stop him and that pesky 'You must be 16 to marry even if you're actually a 17 year old who time travelled to your younger body' situation is only gonna slow him down. (Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 713 - Published: 4/19 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H.
Flash Forward: Naruto Edition by gregorybryce9 reviews
The Konoha Twelve finds themselves in the hokage's office the day after their teams are formed. Why? Well to see the future, what else! Watch as the rookies and team Gai see glimpses of their destinies with their senseis and parents. Tears are shed and laughs are shared but bonds are formed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,032 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 253,788 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Familiar by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Sasuke's late for his bus. A bookstore's a pretty convenient place to wait, right? Reincarnation AU, SNS, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
French Kissing, the End of the World, and Other Impossible Ordeals by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto remains face down on the ground. It's what she deserves. "I'm sorry time-travel isn't a smooth ride. I'll try to do better next time," she snarks, words muffled by both the ground and the mass of hair. It is with a defeated half-groan that Sasuke accepts his lot in life. (Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/17 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Stained by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. It's a pretty high chance that you find your soulmate in your lifetime. For anybody other than Sasuke, that is. SNS, soulmate AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17296 - Favs: 29,902 - Follows: 16,486 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Tangle of Thorns by the risky business of writing reviews
Her mother had gotten herself a new lover. His name was Tom. Modern AU. No magic. Slightly inspired by Lolita.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,342 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/27/2019 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
there was an echo far and faint by st.concertina reviews
She's got certain rules when it comes to Naruto — Or; After the war, Sakura grows up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai
Waiting for an Answer by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same. ...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same. Modern AU (office AU), Sasunaru/Narusasu, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha's Strange Confession by Ravenuchiha512 reviews
A tale about how the world's biggest bastard captured the heart of the village sweetheart. －－－－－ Just a warning :- This story will have lots of profanities and is basically a crackfic. Characters will be immensely OOC, especially Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2019 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
A Minor Sealing Mishap by thatdamnuchiha reviews
In which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children's bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Bad Bromance by Medivha reviews
Sasuke awakens a vengeful Kaguya in the Uchiha family shrine, and instead of hell breaking loose—Naruto turns into a woman. While Sasuke struggles to come to terms with his feelings...rivals of the past appear, and he must seize matters into his own hands...Fem!Naruto. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,302 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Naruto U.
Declaration by VickyVicarious reviews
The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? [Naruto/Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/6/2019 - Published: 10/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
C'mon by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Naruto's dragging Sasuke all over the place, as per usual. Well, maybe a little differently than usual. Written to cheer my lovely anon up - I hope it works! SNS, Modern AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under Pressure by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. In which Naruto misses Sasuke. And Sasuke...? Canonverse, post-war, PWP, SNS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stormwinds by babeski reviews
Fem!Naruto. Enemies crop up in wake of Madara's death. For Sasuke and Naruto to overcome the rising foes, they must quench the darkness between them first. -Graphic sex, lemon warning.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
A Night of Poor Choices by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Sasuke is sober, tired, and bitterly regretting letting his friends drag him out to a bar. At least he can pet this dog, though. SNS, Modern AU, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way the World Runs by TakeneNe reviews
"Write a love story between a very optimistic, happy-go-lucky funeral director and a depressed, negative wedding planner." SasuNaru flower-shop AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Ino Y. - Complete
there was a reason (i collided into you) by literary deviant reviews
Accidental kissing is an actual thing that happens. Sometimes repeatedly. Just ask Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Stop Me Before I by angelwolf123 reviews
Sasuke follows his best friend home after the war. He'd follow her anywhere. (Sasuke x Fem!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
pulling your pigtails by KanikaOfTheRose reviews
I adopted this story from madrigal in training. Chapter five will be all mine, I will attempt to update on a weekly basis, no guarantees. the summary is in the first chapter, please enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or settings in this story, I only own the plot. I give credit to madrigal in training for the idea!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Only One Girl by Onedayinneverland reviews
[One-shot, BoruSara] Boruto and Sarada discuss complicated relationships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
string me along by kawaiisuke reviews
Naruto found it funny he was the one chasing her this time. She'd spent a lot of her life trying to figure him out, trying to move closer only to have him push her as far away as his sullen hatred could cope. Which happened to have been pretty damn far, if you'd ask her. This time she had turned away from him, set him aside so she could breathe a little, think some things out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Eventuality by LetsGoKoby reviews
Shikamaru thought nothing of it; it was the natural next step in their relationship. But oh how he regretted it (but not really). fem!Naru x Shika one-shot (fixed)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U. - Complete
Eighty-Five by Mnemosyne's Elegy reviews
Somehow, L's percentages never seemed to quite add up. If everything Light says and does makes L even more certain that he's a murderer, then why aren't the percentages getting higher?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2018 - Light Y., L - Complete
Red Storm by SecretSky reviews
Over a year has passed since those terrible events, and Naruto's life is finally coming together. Not only that, but he has a date with the beautiful Sakura Haruno. But a certain possessive Uchiha keeps getting in the way of things, and a red storm is approaching on the horizon as some mysterious strangers make their presence known. (sequel to Cloud Cover)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,986 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Diderot by Ohtze reviews
Hermione Granger hates her name. It's a slick sort of hate that snuck up unexpectedly, but no matter how much she loathes herself, she doesn't hate her name quite like seventeen year-old Sirius hates being a Black. Their skin is peeling, and everyone's wearing masks for faces. Marauders-era, time-turner, definitely AUish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,213 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Bellatrix L.
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. femNaru [Abandoned]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,390 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Lost Namikaze by FaerieLight reviews
When Uchiha Itachi aborts a mission and nearly starts a war, his comrades think he's gone mad. When he kidnaps a child from the Land of Earth, they're certain of it. But Itachi knows the Yondaime Hokage would not regret war if it meant the chance to meet his son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,910 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Minato N.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
In Another Life by theGeneralissimo reviews
In which Naruto listens to his mother's advice and marries a girl like her. And lives to regret it. Post-war AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Woes of a Matchmaker by pupeez4eva reviews
Step 1. Set Itachi up with Big Hulking Shark Guy; Step 2. Let their parents lose their shit over that; Step 3. Calmly tell them, "by the way — meet the nice, normal, tattoo-less guy I'm dating. Just ignore the fact that he's Naruto." SasuNaru, KisaIta, Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Sleepless by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE. Sasuke's finally returned to Konoha, but Naruto doesn't seem to trust him. At least, that's the only explanation Sasuke has for the blonde's 'secret' nightly visits... Oneshot, canonverse but still AU. Sasunaru/Narusasu. Tagged as hurt/comfort, but more strongly the latter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walking with a Ghost by latitat reviews
Naruto is born a girl, and things change—or not—for everyone. A fem!Naruto story. Eventual Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 67,822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
with souls made of flames by black.k.kat reviews
Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that's so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Mikoto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Get Your Sexy Out by black.k.kat reviews
Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 208 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
All The Things We Cannot Say by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Why is it so hard to wish your brother happy birthday? -India, Pakistan, and the blood, tears and politics that make them who they are- One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2016 - India - Complete
Muggy by face70 reviews
Sasuke had to choose the hottest night of the summer to pay Naruto a visit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Outed by NinjaGazelle reviews
Something's going around, and it's not the flu and it's not herpes, it's a rumor. This rumor could change everything in Sasuke's life, is he ready for it? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,248 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
On Nobita by PickledStories reviews
Doraemon's viewpoint on Nobita. Hope you like it. R&R.
Doraemon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Complete
Uncle Harry by nicnac918 reviews
Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 605 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Dudley D., OC
Little Crush by crystalblue19 reviews
[Itachi x Hinata] Even the most endearing little brother can be a pest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Itachi U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 411 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Mikoto's Wish by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Mikoto Uchiha had always wanted to have a daughter. She just never expected to get one this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 675 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Not After The Pervert, Please by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 638 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Uchiha Bogeyman by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 189 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato's Dismay by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 647 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Naruko U. - Complete
Great Minds by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Galileo: Great Mind; Einstein: Extraordinary Mind; John Nash: Beautiful Mind; Light Yagami: Brilliant Mind; Me: ...Never mind. Lack of academic intelligence is never an asset. And to think, I still managed to create so much trouble all because I was in the way of a stupid motorcycle... LightOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,713 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Light Y., OC]
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 1,752 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Fugaku's Laments by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 751 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U., Naruko U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 649 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
What could've been done by Itooshii Koneko reviews
Ino wanted to practice a new mind transfer jutsu, and asked Naruto to help her and be her guinea pig. Naruto of course agreed but was it really smart of her? Read to find out! SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Oil and Water by Ji-soo reviews
The development of the relationship between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto through the eyes of Uchiha Fugaku; a quiet but amused spectator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Uchiha's First Kiss by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
Naruto stole Sasuke's first kiss. And Sakura's. But there's no way in hell that Naruto's son would steal his daughter's first kiss. Sasuke would make sure of it. [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
mangoes and strawberries by ohthelinsanity reviews
Sakura Haruno was elbow deep in Naruto Uzumaki's guts when he asked her to marry him. It was so not the right time. But she still said yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Wayward Winds by EmptySurface reviews
Harry has had a lousy couple of days. Not only has he been attacked and almost robbed of his soul, no, he's been kind of expelled from his school -the only place he can even remotely call home- for defending himself and then been ignored by everyone he know for days! But that still isn't the strangest thing to happen yet. X-over. Rating M, because of shinobi life in general.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,257 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014
18 minutes, 23 seconds by ohthelinsanity reviews
in which Naruto asks Sakura about that time she literally reached into his chest and grabbed his heart with her bare hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia reviews
Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 380 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 716 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
How the Fox and the Child became Friends by Metronome I Hear reviews
The first time Kurama ever saw Naruto, the blond was less than a year old. One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 5,413 - Follows: 5,823 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 184 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 609 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tomato Juice by katBelle reviews
Naruto is little Sasuke's regular babysitter. But Sasuke isn't a normal child- he has to take medicine for a condition that keeps him awake at night and prevents him from going to school. What starts off as a regular night quickly dissolves into the Twilight Zone. SasuNaru. ItaSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Sai]
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 736 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Deliverance by Tramontana Keeper reviews
What should have been a simple training mission goes absolutely to shit, and Levi's gotta do something because the kids expect him to pull a miracle out of his ass.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Levi A., Armin A., Mikasa A., Eren Y. - Complete
There's Nothing like Christmas by mapplepie reviews
On Christmas Eve, Naruto decided to rob the Uchiha Compound … in a manner of speaking. Sorta. Kinda. Not really. But hey, good thing Kakashi was there to stop it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Daisy Days by Kalfina reviews
Sasuke hates the spring. He hates the pollen that covers his nose, and the children that cry out unnecessarily. But, the spring can grow fruit to new love. At least that's what Sasuke thinks. Naruto was just trying to be nice. Stupid Uchiha's and their chronological love disorders. Slight Crack? SasuNaru? Genin!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 861 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Dating For Dummies by yuugiri reviews
Ayase Chihaya takes a crash course in Dating 101. Chihaya/Taichi
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Chihaya A., Taichi M.
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Photo Stealer by Itachi's Queen reviews
Sasuke Uchiha tagged Hinata Hyuuga in a photo: @23sasukeuchiha @hinatahyuuga27 photo stealer. AU. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 620 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seven by ichilover3 reviews
Their team had always been a little too close.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Freedom at Midnight by The Goliath Beetle reviews
On the eve of independence, England has a conversation with one of his most complicated colonies. -India, England- No pairings. Rated for language. One-shot. Historical!Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2014 - England/Britain, India - Complete
Persuasion by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Kaguya speaks to Naruto. A poem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
find you in the day by l0ngl0st reviews
Taichi is warm and solid beside her, and it isn't until he is gone that Chihaya realizes how much that means. / Taichi&Chihaya, post-graduation. Oneshot.
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Chihaya A., Taichi M. - Complete
In A Previous Life by Renoa Heartilly reviews
A collection of Sasuhina one shots. Sometimes in canon, sometimes in different alternate universes and/or timelines, spanning different genres.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 4,787 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
things go hazy by l0ngl0st reviews
Love is a whole lot of headlong motion, and Chihaya is just in the middle of it, spinning like a top. / Arata&Chihaya&Taichi, drabble.
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Arata W., Chihaya A., Taichi M. - Complete
games that never amount by l0ngl0st reviews
Five times Taichi Mashima loses, and the one time he doesn't-at least, not quite. / Taichi-centric, but references to Taichi&Chihaya. One-shot.
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Taichi M., Chihaya A.] Arata W. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Commoner Problems by thirdmetaphor reviews
Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ino Y., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Awkward Predicament by Pressing Point reviews
Tsunade calls a meeting with Hinata and Sasuke to discuss a certain concern she has regarding the both of them and, well, procreation. *Contains chapter 672 spoilers*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] Tsunade S. - Complete
A Study in Green by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Potter had always been something of an obsession for him. Fem!Harry, mature themes, slight swearing. Prequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 345 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Dangers of Victory Naps by Randomboulder reviews
Taichi wakes up to find Chihaya lying next to him after the team competition, but it's not the dream-come-true he might have expected. There are some things even the oblivious Chihaya is bound to notice.
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Chihaya A., Taichi M. - Complete
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 325 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
First of her Name by Elizabeth Moonstone reviews
AU - Rhaegar Targaryen is born a girl. The Realm still bleeds.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,656 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Rhaegar T., Eddard S./Ned
Perfect Freedom by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Trust is not something that can come automatically; it has to be learned. Before Eren can expect to be trusted by his teammates, he has to learn to trust himself - and Levi is determined to help him. Ereri.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
The Invitation by thirdmetaphor reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Touch by ohthelinsanity reviews
Kakashi watches as his student grow to be more physically comfortable with one another. He finds it kinda ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal by elsanna reviews
"Elsa!" Anna was calling to her, running across the ice. Hans was frozen in ice, her last use of her magical power. She was so very cold. She was dying.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 241 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nothing by Emerald Ashes reviews
They say that identical twins can feel when the other is injured. George Weasley wished that were true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Short-Lived Romance of Renesmee Cullen by Emerald Ashes reviews
Renesmee Cullen is eight years old when she loses her virginity. It's a little disappointing, but she had fun and it was all consensual...no matter what anyone else might think. After all, he may be twice her age, but she was always the mature one in the relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie, OC - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 503 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Again by Shaay reviews
When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,056 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly reviews
In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,403 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A Date, Dobe A Date by Love-On-Every-Page reviews
Because Naruto is (let's face it) a little bit thick, Sasuke is forced to reconsider how best to get the blonde to understand that Sasuke wants to date him. Mature. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cubey by Dorylus reviews
Kurama never quite got over his accident in sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
5 Reasons Sasuke Should Have Been A Girl by Tirielle reviews
Five reasons that Sasuke's life would've been much easier if only he was born female.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Hair by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 517 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Playing Favorites by Tramontana Keeper reviews
In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Most Naruto Fics in a Nutshell by NinjaGogeta reviews
Oneshot! Another pointless little fic with no thought put into it. Satire of most Naruto fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
Cloud Cover by SecretSky reviews
Naruto's led a tough life, but with a fresh start at a new school, his natural optimism kicks in. Unfortunately, things are about to get far worse. Pulled into a world of drugs, abuse and crime, he must find a way to make it out alive or die trying. "Remember, Uzumaki," he said to the mirror, "Your real life is with your friends. This...this is just a nightmare." Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,085 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Journal, don't read, don't touch by bellabambina248 reviews
Private. Itachi, don't you dare read my Journal!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 51,455 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Fifty Days by ohgoditsbriony reviews
"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,998 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
As Things Currently Were by angelwolf123 reviews
"It's a genjutsu, it's a genjutsu, it's a GENJUTSU!" Sasuke's eyes were squeezed shut, and only now did he dare open them to peer at the... thing... that had just appeared before him. But the monstrosity was still there, staring down at him with her wide blue eyes. It definitely wasn't a genjutsu. But then why was this 12 year old Naruto a girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Milkshake by VickyVicarious reviews
Kuroko's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. -Everyone/Kuroko, particularly GoM/Kuroko and Kagami/Kuroko-
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 252 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
魂の仲間 Comrades from their Souls by Fourangers reviews
Mountains and rivers are immutable, only human minds constantly change over the course of time. However, between the two of them there would always be one steady truth - they would always be open to each other where no others could reach...Written to Neo SasuNaru Exchange Summer 2012.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Bugs by Yamanvie reviews
"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Date Plan by Bird of Dreams reviews
When Aomine accidentally steals Kuroko's first kiss, he must 'take responsibility', aka take Kuroko out on a date. But when the rest of the Generation of Miracles and the Seirin basketball team find out, there's no doubt that the date will be anything but normal.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Aomine D., Kuroko T.] - Complete
How Love Is Supposed To Work by lord of the land of fire reviews
One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Greatest Actor by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When She Let Him Break by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Mikoto really wasn't sure when she stopped protecting her son, but she knew, with certainty, that she shouldn't have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
After The World Fell Down by Zephyras reviews
Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke screws everything up. AU, Modern. 2010 SN EXCHANGE FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Insider by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Konoha Insider; gossip central of Fire Country's rich, famous, bitchy, and shameless. News just in; Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha caught on camera for your viewing pleasure! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show; a tornado just met volcano. SasuFemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,812 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 248 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
in the morning by psychedelic aya reviews
Taichi always misses his train, and Chihaya is always early for hers. – taichi/chihaya, in an incomplete moment.
Chihayafuru/ちはやふる - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Taichi M., Chihaya A. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Haunted by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto makes a bet he can spend one night in an old house rumored to have been the site of a massacre... but he doesn't quite make it through to dawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just For You, A Smile by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Naruto discovers he can make Sasuke smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 14,772 - Follows: 3,975 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Rush Hour by Taariesu reviews
15 minutes in Tokyo. What if there's something like perfect communication? They're flirting. They're struggling. They're fighting against the curse of postmodern life. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Work of Art by Taisi reviews
"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Itachi's Dubious Plan by PandoraVII reviews
Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Endless by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sometimes he makes her wonder why she is still here. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dissimulator's Remorse by Cherry Jade reviews
Companion fiction to N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i's Pinocchio. When you've become vindictive, you become blind to the impending karma. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Phones by Sin for me reviews
There is a reason why Naruto and Sasuke hate phones. Read and find out! Crack-fic, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrhythmia by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
"Claims to be asexual, never had a girlfriend, obsessed with cute blond lifelong male friend and hates said friend's girlfriend with a passion," Itachi listed off, looking thoughtful. "It's quite a mystery. We may have to call a detective."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 227 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 539 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
The Homecoming Saga by psiten reviews
It all began with an impromptu meeting and a pre-breakfast kiss. Now, Konoha's most tenacious ninja doesn't want to leave. For Sasuke, it was a life with one too many mutually exclusive things, none of which he could change. Alt-Ninjaverse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 9,114 - Follows: 3,483 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
oh, it is love by Kalachuchi reviews
Wherein Naruto realizes he is in love with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Dango by lirance reviews
Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Burn by Kissy Fishy reviews
It was burning. Everything he had worked for was going up in flames...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Going With It by Ahja Reyn reviews
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Marked & Tied by Ladelle reviews
Naruto waits up for Sasuke to return home, only to discover a side to Sasuke he never knew existed. SasuNaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
seven days by Quillslinger reviews
The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smart Girl by VickyVicarious reviews
Sometimes it takes a smart person to do the stupidest thing. Team 7 unrequited love triangle; Sakura POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Busted by Kissy Fishy reviews
Candace finally busts the boys, and it all goes downhill from there.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Busted And Broken by Capital-C reviews
Blood... There was blood all over... Her blood...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Candace - Complete
Collapse by HoistTheColours reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Not the jealous type by Charlotte Lazarus reviews
Slash. SB/RL. "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ultimatum by BWL reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Drafts by nostratic reviews
Absolutely nothing had changed, and Naruto felt like kicking something. Preferably himself. But Sasuke would do as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 348 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Femininity Rewrite by firedraygon reviews
Naruto accidentally comes in contact with a potion that yields disastrous results. How will he and Kyuubi handle another persona cropping up on their turf, who threatens to launder all of Konoha? And no, we're not talking money here. Everyone x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 454 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eight Days a Week by Adistoria reviews
Naruto spends time with Sasuke while Sasuke does time. In Suna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being Dead by Nilladriel reviews
AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 519 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 718 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6509 - Favs: 13,497 - Follows: 5,342 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling in love by max.tmy reviews
"I'm going to make that teme fall in love with me," Naruto declared. And that was how it all began.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yours for an Hour by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Even without trying to, Life changes Sasuke one hour at a time. For aoi hana72
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
A Man of Normal Appetites by calciseptine reviews
AU. Naruto/Sasuke. When Naruto’s voice changes, Iruka almost breaks out the sock puppets and Kakashi offers rare words of wisdom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life, Love, Loss by Taisi reviews
It took one person to teach him the value of all three.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Exertion by Kingfishers reviews
Sakura was always the third wheel. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Strength by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Sasuke is strong, but Naruto is stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Missed You by BWL reviews
Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/2/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Awkward, Awkward by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Five times in which Sasuke and Naruto are idiots about sex, and one time they aren't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pool House by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
Nose rings, forbidden kisses, half-boyfriends, vampiric siblings, the feel of wet grass pressing against your back as the one who does not love you back takes you ... NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Aftermathematics by Quillslinger reviews
Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors. Part two of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Motions in Stilted Time by Quillslinger reviews
Love is not a fairy tale for the faint of heart. Part one of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Awake to Dream by WolfPilot06 reviews
Six times Naruto woke to Sasuke, and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 632 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nineteen Going on Twelve by Kingfishers reviews
A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CPR by BWL reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Smooth by calciseptine reviews
Naruto/Sasuke. There are things Sasuke lets Naruto do because Naruto needs to—and not because Sasuke needs these things too. For ladygizarme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spectacles by psiten reviews
Sasuke may have to wear glasses, but that doesn't mean he has to like it - and it definitely doesn't mean he needs help picking them out. Set in a nebulous, post-series future. Warning: reference to Sasuke x Naruto relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 293 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
5 Times Sasuke Punched Naruto by Kingfishers reviews
Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Take Two by Adistoria reviews
Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Human Nature by Kingfishers reviews
It's just simple human nature... Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darn Near Close by Taisi reviews
Drabble. He could always count on Naruto to show up at his door with a goofy smile and a thousand things to say. AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Weird by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke, Naruto realizes belatedly, came back weird er.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Now That He's Back by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke's back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hunt by myfreudianslip reviews
There are things, apparently, that you can't do without black haired pussies meddling in your business. Hunting down missing children happens to be one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Forest by Shwuam reviews
“He takes his hand... he puts it here.” My eyes became wide as I watched her, and I don't think I was breathing. “And you can't scream.” SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Relent by doodlelover reviews
With a relationship rooted from heated rivalry and impromptu jerk-off sessions, can something more spring from something so tense, yet so extremely fragile? And can it be revealed before it's too late? SasuNaruSasu, AU, guyxguy content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gloves And Her by Cella N reviews
When she's 12 years old, she takes pride in having the softest hands. At 15, she puts on black gloves and doesn't take them off. SAKURA. On growth, and beauty, and life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
loved, ergo alive by 1147694 reviews
Belated Valentine-for-Hanakage posting. NarutoSasuke AU ficlet. Sasuke is quiet and Naruto is counting. HS fluff with flowers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Shot Naruko by rosesareblue reviews
Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Surprisingly Enough by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto gets his nervous breakdowns when it comes to people confessing to him or even the other way around . And Sasuke is simply maintaining his stance on life. SasuNaru, vice versa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A morning visit by xMercedesx reviews
A morning in the Uchiha-household and a bright girl before the door. How will they deal with this surprise? SasuFemNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Something Beautiful by allurement reviews
AU. Naruto/femme!Sasuke. “Would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile?”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
implicit love is to explicit lust by Tenpa-Neko reviews
“I really love-” Sasuke exhales. “-your face."..."Thanks. That means a lot.” It's Sakura's birthday. Apart from the restraining order, awkward Freudian slips and that whole love thing, there's not much going on. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Set in Stone by sohesy reviews
Konoha holds too many stories, and a few are even true. A boy raised by foxes, broken statues, and metamorphoses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Truths by Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Story of How I Saved Sasuke by kally77 reviews
The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Counting to Nine by sohesy reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don't quite understand courting, but that's not going to stop them from giving it their best shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HUSH by Begriffsschrift reviews
Self-deceit was perfectly okay if it meant a chance to be human. L/Raito oneshot, implicit sex/yaoi/name spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lost by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is seven years old and he doesn’t know where home is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 394 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
because of kangaroos by 1147694 reviews
NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Games by Ai'Kirai reviews
While playing video games, Sasuke constructs a game of his own to show Naruto how easily distracted he is. One shot. AU. SasuNaru. PWP-ish. Not as dirty as it sounds, as proven by the T rating, haha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Daughter Of The Water by Cella N reviews
”It's been almost two years now. Still sure you can keep up?” SAKURA. On how the weak can get stronger, if they have ambition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Girls: Interrupted by Cella N reviews
She was very sure she liked boys. At least, before kissing her. SAKURA. TENTEN. You're not born knowing these things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
So Hide Your Eyes by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awareness by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Light has some lessons to teach L. Whether he wants to learn or not. All lessons now completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blanket List by VickyVicarious reviews
Draco brings out thirteen darn good excuses, but none of them seem to be working. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Five Likes of Inuzuka Kiba by Samurai101 reviews
Kiba likes a lot of things about Sakura, but he has his favorites.::KibaxSakura::.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ereign by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L's traps for Light are varied and many. And this may be the most deadly of all...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Other Means to Get What You Want by xMercedesx reviews
A meeting between Konoha and Team Hebi turns out different than expected. Sasunaru, slight crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 1,909 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just One by peanutbutter126 reviews
In her last moments, Naruto tells Sakura a story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, Happy Day by Hiki-chan reviews
--SasuNaru; Oneshot-- Naruto, put your legs over my shoulders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Know Not Thyself by serenphoria reviews
No one knows Sasuke, least of all himself. [Sasuke's defection to the Sound]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Kalachuchi reviews
/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/13/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hic! by TooDarnLazy reviews
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Cohabitation by weialala reviews
Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Demented Megalomaniac by Diluted Thoughts reviews
no memories!Light muses on Kira's warped ideals.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 355 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Not as Planned by NoNoWriter reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 202 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Influenza by Saulie reviews
On a college campus viruses spread faster than Light can think which is quite fast--except when he has the flu. He can't have justice and perfection today, so he settles for human decency. Twice. This story ends with chamomile tea.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Yellow Strings by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Swan Song by Marilena reviews
Light remembers how L used to be suspicious of his unnatural resistance against Misa's female charm... Warning: spoilers, yaoi, mature content.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
One For Sorrow by NinjaSquirls reviews
It is the litany in his head when he trains, the echoing whispers of his family, his past, reminding him that he lives only for his obligation to the dead. Sasuke Uchiha, before, after, and somewhere in the middle. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,196 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru Scenario Page by Quack says the T-shape reviews
This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chalk Graffiti by Nozomi-sama reviews
That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 222 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
In name only by Agni reviews
Theirs is a marriage in name only. What is an ideal relationship to others is a sham to them but for how long? Will they be able to give up the easy but hollow life they enjoyed to experience the glory of love? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
366 Days I Love You by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Sasuke was not having a good day, who cares about the leap year? It's just an extra day. But trust Naruto to turn it into something meaningful for him. Just fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Repentance by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon . SasuSaku. It is wintertime in the River Country when Sakura decides she's ready to start forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Valentines Dessert by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru Valentines Day Oneshot! Licking his lips, Sasuke’s smirk widened as he eyed the helpless boy in front of him, “It’s Valentines Day Naruto, where’s my gift?” What happens when Sasuke's jealousy gets a little out of hand? !Post-time skip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura Heaven by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
A shot little drabble about Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Challenges by Durgas Dragon reviews
Lee confuses Suna
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Onion by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 827 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Every Time We Say Goodbye by NinjaSquirls reviews
[It was always about Sasuke, and it was always so damn complicated, because Naruto and Sasuke were so damn complicated, in ways he and Orochimaru had never been and that he barely understood and wasn’t sure he wanted to.] Sasunaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Sasuke's Favorite Color by with eyes looking up reviews
Naruto on Sasuke's favorite color. [Slight SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Clouds by Dolphin River reviews
Go To Rewrite: After being dragged back to Konoha by Naruto when he tried to leave, Sasuke finds out that the blonde isn't who everyone thinks he is. female!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005
Broken Dreams by Unwritten.25 reviews
[Onehot] In which Naruto and Sasuke meet yet again and Naruto displays how well he knows Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That One Week in October by Jay-Jay51 reviews
The employees of Uchiha corp. always wondered about that one week in October, when everything went wrong and their boss was constantly miserable. minor errors corrected
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chilli Hot by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke had almost sworn off the color red on anyone's face until he saw Naruto sitting there at Ichiraku Ramen looking so... ravishable. [Hot and silly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sex Ed by WolfPilot06 reviews
In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
First Step To Healing by kawaii-kirei reviews
They say that the first step to healing is acceptance. Thus, 'I want to molest Naruto'. [SasuNaru, crack, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fifteen Ways to Dissolve a Memory by 1957 reviews
In which Naruto survives the wrath of the Konoha Potters' Guild, a jealous Sasuke, and pacifism induced alcoholism.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This and That by hello heartbreak reviews
It's the simple things that keep them together. — SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Close As I Can Get To You by Taisi reviews
Kakashi held him through the rain, unwilling to let him cry alone. Kaka!Daddy/Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Irony by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Sex isn’t supposed to be about love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fan and Whirlpool by NoNoWriter reviews
[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Brat by Hyul reviews
A casual proposal after a very unconventional love confession, and finally a very unbelievable call from a doctor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Happily Ever After by NinjaSquirls reviews
This wedding to Sasuke, this is the fairy tale ending Sakura always dreamed of.[sometimes late at night she thought that he was doing his best to forget he was getting married, but that couldn’t be true. it couldn’t.] SasuSaku onesided. Sasunaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Don't Think So by SyncroX reviews
Is life really unfair? Temari finally discovers the true meaning of love for a certain blond through a politcal marriage between Konoha and Suna. [Oneshot] [NaruTema][NarutoxTemari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smyle Lyk Dis –» :D by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke will do anything for Naruto... even smile. But only over the internet. :D SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncomfortable by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sleeping next to Naruto makes Sasuke uncomfortable in the most annoying ways. [SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Liar by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke always keeps his promises. There is only one promise that he's ever broken, and it's to his best friend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Company by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto realized that after three weeks of spending time with Sasuke together on a mission, eating instant ramen on his own in his apartment felt rather kind of lonely. [oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reunion by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto and Sasuke keep meeting each other in separate lives. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Few Inches by kawaii-kirei reviews
Lately, Naruto has grown fond of milk. [SasuNaru, fluff?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Healing Scars by Zuzeca reviews
It was raining the day Sasuke returned to Konoha. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
This Time: Prologue by hitsuji-kun reviews
School uniforms and a hotel. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Harsh Reality by YouKnowYouWantTo reviews
sasuhina. explicit lemon: They seemed to be distant, they seemed not to know one another, but when two match so perfectly, that never lasts. R&R oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharp Angles by Aikage reviews
What happens when unyielding emotions force the members of team 7 to come clean with one another about their feelings? Hurt feelings, a confused Naruto, a stalking Sasuke, and possible unintentional Sakura bashing…Rated for language,PLEASE R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spitballs by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Drabblish, post timeskip. Humor.] They may have suffered heartbreak and loneliness, but that doesn’t mean Naruto ever grew out of childish pranks. Poor Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies by Noodleslove reviews
Sequel to Murmur Naruto tries to understand why Sasuke murmurs to draw him in, while figuring out how he feels about Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murmur by Noodleslove reviews
Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharing Space by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves stuck in a lift that was made to fit only one person. The distance of their bodies did not exceed ten inches. Of course, Sasuke would be lying if he said that a part of him did not enjoy this limited space. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mettle by Lisse reviews
Five times Uchiha Itachi loses a fight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hot Ride by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuNaru, AU oneshot] Naruto buys a motorcycle and Sasuke is unimpressed. Until Naruto changes his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
À La Mode by Lanse reviews
Naruto and Hinata go for ice cream. Companion oneshot to ch 21 of Ryukaze: Dragon Wind but don't need to read to enjoy. NaruHina fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lie Detection by Yukirei reviews
Light accepts L's invitation to test a newly procured lie detector. What results is a conversation of carefully worded truths: as L noses for gossip and Light assesses the best way out of the situation. [Spoilers for Page. 31, volume 4]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Photography Session by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto discovers more than he'd bargained for whilst searching for his stolen kunai. SasuNaru slash oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Forgetting Game by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He said, ‘Naruto, if you’re considered old enough to kill for your village, then you’re old enough to drink whatever the hell you want.’ Oneshot InoxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sweat by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruIno, drabble] Ino examines the benefits of making Naruto sweat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Romantically Challenged by drace-hunter reviews
NaruSasu it's Valentine's Day, and Uchiha Sasuke bought a rose. all of Konoha watches to see Naruto's reaction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forceful encounters by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are paired together on a psychology project, where they're forced to get to know each other. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Something Like Love by eftee reviews
Sasuke isn't sure what love is, but when he's with Naruto, he thinks he has an idea. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Quack says the T-shape reviews
With nowhere else to hide, Sasuke suggests hiding in Naruto's gap...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Denial by Quack says the T-shape reviews
It seemed that Naruto was the only one in the village unaware of his sexuality. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
When You Were Young by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu, preUchiha massacre] Itachi is babysitting and Sasuke is upset. There's nothing more annoying than a sniffling Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Kiss by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto's first kiss with Sasuke didn't happen how he'd always imagined. NaruSasu SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Untitled by kashii reviews
[Drabble] It's been one year and three months and Sasuke still feels awkward. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Segments of Time by WolfPilot06 reviews
Twenty four hours later, he still can't stop smiling. There's no emotion behind the expression, but he still can't stop himself. Slight SasuNaru, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Appreciate by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sometimes, ignoring the fact that Sasuke only appreciates things if they were involved with Naruto in any way, even Sasuke Uchiha can appreciate the smallest things. [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 285 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 425 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
One Word by Seto's Darkness reviews
It was the highschool farewell party. State one word that will describe that person. In which Naruto describes Sasuke as Sasukebastard and Sasuke describes Naruto as... [SasuNaru AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puzzle by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Nothing was worth the trouble for him unless he could turn it into a game.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Stop the World by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSaku] Being with Naruto is like standing still. That's why Sakura does it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras reviews
Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shards of Life by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, SasuNaru, One-Shot* Because you can't demand something without accepting to lose something in exchange. Sasuke wanted his family. He couldn't have love, as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mirror Mirror on the Wall by elveljung reviews
Misa looks into the mirror and sees rather more than she wanted to. RaitoL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Misa A. - Complete
Fostering the Notion by Saulie reviews
“…Lightkun is interesting, Yagamisan.” And what the hell is that supposed to mean? L and Soichiro and a brief conversation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2006 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Insomnia by hitsuji-kun reviews
Naruto has insomnia. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 149 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enticement by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruIno ficlet] Ino notices Naruto. And she makes sure he notices her right back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mispronunciation by Seto's Darkness reviews
Poor, oblivious Naruto. He mistakenly declared that he has, pornographic, instead of photographic, memory. And when Sasuke hears it... [SasuNaru yaoi, highschool AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Knockout by Rilina reviews
Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 630 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
For He Who Grants Me Life by serenphoria reviews
They all have their theories about Naruto, but perhaps Sai knows best. [Sai spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
To Show Love by kawaii-kirei reviews
Ten ways on how Sasuke shows his love. [SasuNaru, fluff, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Male bonding by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke realises his feelings for Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bound by FastForward reviews
About Naruto and Sasuke's bond. Twoshot. Birthday fics for friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Neji Hyuuga: Matchmaker by emilyjm reviews
Slightly AU. SasuHina, NarSak, LeeTen, ShikaIno. The Hyuugas want to ship off Hinata to another village through marriage, and it's up to Neji to see that they don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Rumors by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's running away from the crazy fangirls who think that he's going out with Sasuke. Tired of it all, he turns to Sasuke to back up his statements. Only to find out that Sasuke doesn't really mind the rumors that much... [SasuNaru, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Me by myinukoi reviews
And to such lengths we will go to have our love reciprocated. Onesided SasuNaru. Onesided SasuSaku. Onesided LeeSaku. Implied NejiNaru. 5 chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Assimilation by Monday reviews
Sasuke is being devoured. It is a slow and steady process. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Hanabi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 386 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
They Told Us Something Once by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Once again, Sasuke and Naruto found themselves being dragged into awkward positions. Didn’t Sasuke vow that he wouldn’t do anything stupid ever again? Alas, poor Sasuke. The things he does for love. SasuNaru ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ideal by Starflower Sakura reviews
[Oneshot Sasuke x Naruto] Naruto didn't match the image of Sasuke's ideal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Umbrella Boy by Sarsaparilla reviews
Umbrellas. Sasuke didn't own one. To his own knowledge, he had never owned one. Trust Them to get their hands on this piece of information. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 437 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifice by vampirepenguin reviews
Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Way with Words by Noodleslove reviews
NARUSASU. Contains yaoi. Takes place in the future, past time skip with a rehabilitated team 7. The team takes a break at the beach after a tough mission
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Observation by emilyjm reviews
Sasuke watches the Hyuuga heiress for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Candidate by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke thinks of what qualities should his future wife have. Unsurprisingly, he found those on… Naruto [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bees and the, Uh, Bees by Hikari no Kurai reviews
Iruka decides that it's finally time to have 'the talk' with Naruto, but nothing seems to be going the way he planned. Implied SasuNaru, Hinted KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smile by Sarsaparilla reviews
It's not everyday that Sasuke learns something new, and this one really throws him for loop.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Reinvention of Memory by Rabbitprint reviews
Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 308 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Bodies by Spazoid reviews
To Yakushi Kabuto, a body was nothing more then a body. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kabuto Y., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
And They Love by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke loves by logic. Naruto, because he doesn't know any better, but he knows that love isn't always logical. Sometimes, love dangles precariously close to hate, but faith keeps it alive. Drabble, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Power, Respect and Friendship by Diva-esque reviews
These are the facts about Sasuke and Naruto's intricate relationship. Nonyaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
People I Hate To Not Mind by a quirky little tune reviews
Sasuke has a list named 'People I Hate To Not Mind'. Naruto's not on this list. And for some reason, this is an incredibly disheartening revelation to the blonde. Slight SasuNaru. Yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ghosts by gundanium reviews
Jiraiya hopes Naruto isn't the only one being haunted by ghosts. mild, implied sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puberty Sucks by Glow in the Rain reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
