Random facts:

- I'm a 21 year old girl from Australia, in my second year of University (should be in my third year, but we spent the first year after high school backpacking the world).

- I've been dating the same guy since I was in the 5th grade (yay for true love and all that other jazz!), though I'm pretty certain I'm more in love with his biceps then his personality (joking, love)!

- I'm scarily addicted to Family Guy, and can quote it in my sleep, though I don't get a lot of that, as have mild insomnia.

- I spend my spare time (when I'm not writing shameless smut) wake-boarding, long-boarding, surfing or in pubs/bars/backyard bbq's in the traditional Aussie way.

- I'm a classic punk/rock girl, particularly late 70's/early 80's Brit Punk.

- My dream is to visit every continent in the world, though I only have the Middle East and Antarctica to go, so no idea how I'll accomplish that...

- AND, most importantly, I would give up my boyfriend, dog, taxable income and possibly a limb or two for Robert Pattinson!

"His Personal Assistant" Translations:

- (Portuguese) CarlinhaVMLDM: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1915977/

- (French) Yon.01: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1980515/

"His Personal Assistant" Thread on Twilighted:

http://www(dot)twilighted(dot)net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=5955&sid=35d3dacb753fdcc9f9856ca7a26abf98

(Thanks to the wonderful RoseArcadia)

"His Personal Assistant" Banner by RoseArcadia:

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And a heap of you keep asking me this, so here's a list, not of the books I love, but the fictional characters I love:

- Eric Northman (True Blood and the Sookie Stackhouse books. Most gorgeous vampire ever. Sorry Edward!)

- Edward Cullen (dah)

- All the Cullen men (cause, really, hotness)

- Jacob Black (if he's looking like Taylor)

- Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games, this boy is the most adorable boy ever)

- Jericho Z. Barrons (Fever series, he embodies treat em' mean, keep em' keen)

- Jace Wayland/Morgenstern/Lightwood/Herondale (Mortal Instruments, sarcastic, witty, sex in black)

- Joe Morelli and Ranger (Stephanie Plum series, read it, it made me piss myself laughing (figuratively))

- Jesse DeSilva (The Mediator, very much like Edward with the old world charm)

- Bill Compton (True Blood and the Sookie Stackhouse books)

- Ian O'Shea and Jared Howe (The Host, can't decide who I love more, possibly Jared as have a thing for assholes)

- Jack Force (Blue Bloods, something about the Angel of destruction falling in love just totally does it for me)

- Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy, so sad, hope it ends well for Dimka)

- Henry DeTamble (The Time Traveller's Wife, this book is brilliant, sad, epic)