HARRY: Hey, everyone this writers name is Ashley. Though she prefers Ash. Most of her stories will be about characters from well Harry Potter. She accepts challenges if you want to give them to her to write.

DRACO: Hey you forgot that she might also write some crossovers. She really likes POTC/ HP crossovers and Twilight/HP crossovers. Anyway catch you later scar-head.

HARRY: Ferretface!

ME: That's enough you two. Don't make me put you in time out.

It is said that each third person is gay, or at least bisexual. It could be your best friend, it could be you, it could be your sibling, even your parent...

If youre against the discrimination, copy this text into your introduction:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Because I do!

Okay, this is the link to my forum for RolePlaying with HarryPotter: http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/ttiiggeerr/2325121/ This is only for those who wish to have fun and are willing to read the Rules and Character/audition information within the topics. Private Message me if you're interested!

If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Sorry for those of you who just read that, but I didn't want to be suffocated in the middle of the night ;)

DOES ANYONE KNOW A C2 THAT IS DEDICATED TO MPREG ONLY???? IF SO CAN YOU SEND ME THE LINK? I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.