Im 17 years old and living a boring average life.

Hobbies: paint, listen to music, read and write.

Best friends: Ami (nee-chan),Don (ni-chan), Kare and Aly.

Favorite cousin: Kristy.

Currently obsessed with: one piece, sherlock (severely), and Supernatural

Personality: Something between Sherlock Holmes and Izaya

Dislikes: most humans, especially those who act stupid when they have brilliant minds. Girly things and bright colors. Mornings and insects of all kinds

Likes: nature, silence, knowledge, mystery and crimes (thoughts of death), psychology

Warning: I love to write, however I have a really bad tendency in updating sporadically. I apologize beforehand for that.

Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:

I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.

I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.

It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, its even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

A friend will bail you out of jail at two o'clock in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body

I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.

'Stress' A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

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'Oh no! He's going to take me to some dark place and murder me. Then he'll probably grind me up and use me as fertilizer and give my bones to his dog!'

'Hey relax, that's not going to happen.'

'You really think so?'

'Of course.'

'Oh thank God.'

'He would never get his hands dirty, he'll probably hire someone to do the job, then give the body to science since he'd think it would be an insult to his dogs and plant life to give them someone so unworthy, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Hey how can you think that's funny? You're me! If he kills me or has me killed, you die too!'

'… …By The Great Dr. Salk run man, run! Scream! Call for help! Chew off your arm! Anything!' -Hanataro Yamada in wellhello2u2's story "With or Without"

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I am not kidnapping you. I'm just borrowing your body for an undisclosed amount of time.-What the Turks' say when they are accused of being kidnappers in Lord Shinto's story "Donum Deae"

Louise: "How did you get here?"
Johnny: "Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday."
From the movie Naked, written by Mike Leigh

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If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

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