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Author has written 25 stories for DC Superheroes, Dragon Ball Z, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Mortal Kombat, Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, X-overs, Star Wars, Fantastic Four, Dungeons and Dragons, Misc. Movies, Matrix, and Neverwinter Nights.

About Me

My name's Michael. I've been writing Sci-fi/Fantasy stories since I was in middle school (junior high). I currently live in Hong Kong teaching English as a second language in a high school.

My interests include reading and writing sci-fi/fantasy stories, studying Chinese language and culture, web design, and participating in forum debates.


Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger now has a Russian translation!

Many thanks to Bella Pierce for translating it. The Russian version can be found at https ficbook . net /readfic/4761120 (you have to delete the spaces). Now complete!


Pro-Tip for Finding Good Fanfics

A good way to find new stories to read is to look in the favorite section of authors of stories you already like. When browsing stories in someone's favorite's list, a good indication of the quality of the stories is the number of stories in the list. Usually, the shorter the list, the better the stories. Next, look for lists that include a few high quality stories you already know. This shows the reader has similar tastes to yours.


Advice for Fanfic Writers

Here is my advice for fan fiction writers. Some of it is specific to fanfiction, but some of it is applicable to writing in general.

1. Don't try to write a novel for your first story. Instead of starting out writing a 100k word story, start off trying to write a 1k-2k word short story. It takes more skill to express an idea in fewer words. By focusing on a short, well polished story, you will more quickly develop skill in description and characterization. Of course, after you have written a few nice short stories and have an idea that just needs more room, then it will be natural to expand out to novella or novel length stories.

2. Have an end in mind at the beginning of the writing. It doesn't have to be "the" end you are thinking about, but you should have a clear direction to take the story. Many writers start with a premise like "what if Harry Potter could _" or "what if Naruto did X instead of Y" and start writing how this different version would go without an ending in mind. But a general idea like this is not a plot. It quickly becomes clear that the author has no plan and what follows are a bunch of "filler" chapters until the author either abandons the story or comes up with an ending that only the last few chapters actual build towards.

That doesn't mean you have to stick rigidly to an original idea--you can add things in, go off in a new direction, or even completely change things from what you originally thought if inspiration dictates. But, if you have a destination in mind when you start you will have a much more cohesive and better paced story.

3. Pretend the reader doesn't know what it all looks like. We've all read the books and seen the movies, but you still need to describe the characters and settings. When a character shows up, describe them. When you go to new place, describe it. Fanfic writers borrow the reader's feeling from the original source, but good writing will always be descriptive and introduce it again as new.


Copyright Issues

All of my stories here are fan fiction. That means they are based in part on the established, published work of another author. Those authors own the rights to their intellectual property. I fully support their right to control what is theirs and make no claim to any ownership of any of the characters or settings created by other authors. If any author objects to any of my stories being based on their works, I will respect their wishes even when there exists an exception, such as in the case of parody or due to the transformative nature of the stories. My stories published here are not for profit and are not intended to in anyway interfere with copyright holders' right to control the distribution of their intellectual works or to profit therefrom.

Though it is fan fiction, my stories published here are also protected by copyright law. I license my stories published here for use under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported license. (/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/deed.en_US) That means that anyone can copy, reproduce, and redistribute them without needing to ask me for permission. However, 1) they must be copied as they are, not changed or added to, 2) it must be clearly noted that I am the author, 3) it cannot be used for commercial gain. A link or note about the license should also be mentioned.

The "no derivatives" part does not preclude another person writing their own fanfiction. I just don't want anyone to change my words, or infringe on the original author's work using my story as an excuse. If someone wants to use one of my stories as the basis of their own fanwork, all I ask is a heads-up.


Story Status

Some people have asked if I plan to continue my currently incomplete stories. The answer is: Yes. None of them are abandoned. I would crash a meteor into the planet and kill everyone in the story before I abandon one of my stories without an ending. They are all, however, on indefinite hiatus.

Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer is the only story I am semi-actively working on. The story is in its final arc, I just need a little good health and bit of energy to finish it off.

Regarding my Stargate/Neverwinter Nights Crossover, I apologize. My original plan was to do an epic length story similar to the first, but focusing on an original plot. Instead, I will issue the sequel as a series of vignettes, but when at present I have no idea when I'll get to it. Put an alert on it and you'll know when I update.


Fanfic Story Ideas I am Considering

Dragonball/Naruto Crossover- Son Goku's space pod crash-lands near Konoha. He ends up growing up as Naruto's best friend, and strongest rival.

Witch Hunt- A Dresden Files/Harry Potter crossover with Dresden as the main character. At the end of 6th year, Harry Potter needs help finding certain dark objects. There's a certain wizard in Chicago who specializes in things like that.


Thanks to 25kartinok for allowing me to use his "Dragon Writer" image for my profile.

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A Bet of a Lifetime by TheOrangeSpark reviews
A childish challenge between teacher and student triggers a chain of events whose outcomes ripple across the Ninja World. As the dominos fall, crashing on the shoulders of the Child of Prophecy, one question needs to be asked. Will he bear it all, or crumble under the weight of the world? Starts during the training trip. Slow Pacing in the beginning. Mature!Stronger!Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,142 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,583 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 1,033,856 - Reviews: 9909 - Favs: 14,664 - Follows: 13,882 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 816,670 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 105 - Words: 1,011,043 - Reviews: 7555 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23802 - Favs: 18,227 - Follows: 18,128 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,266 - Follows: 5,463 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 9,379 - Follows: 8,942 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 5,107 - Follows: 5,813 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 5122 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 11,159 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Asunder by Ziltoid reviews
In a world where Itachi truly wiped out every last Uchiha, Zetsu is at a loss for what to do: after all his schemes to resurrect Kaguya, he suddenly lost his most useful minions. Drastic measures were needed to acquire Uzumaki Naruto. Starts shortly after the Tsunade retrieval arc. Rated M for future romance, language, and bloodshed. Mokuton!Naruto. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 263,017 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Naruto U., Aijsai] Zetsu - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 6,811 - Follows: 7,681 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 4,040 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,289 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 6,811 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,978 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 5,648 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,151 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7457 - Favs: 10,324 - Follows: 7,380 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 7,463 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Kwizzic reviews
After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,355 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Jiraiya, Team Seven
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 6,383 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11867 - Favs: 9,818 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 7,159 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 5,398 - Follows: 5,605 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,904 - Follows: 20,136 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,472 - Follows: 19,512 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,799 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,226 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 9,862 - Follows: 10,027 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Star Wars: The Skywalker Heresy by trekaddict reviews
The Battle of Coruscant is over, but Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One, the Hero with no fear, faces battles of his own, until one night, after sneaking back into the Temple, he finds some of his assumptions challenged for the first time. Revenge of the Sith AU. Heavily AU. Strong T rating for SciFi violence.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,518 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, R2-D2, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3899 - Favs: 11,286 - Follows: 12,468 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11232 - Favs: 7,979 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10015 - Favs: 23,489 - Follows: 13,626 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Place Like Home by TheNextFolchart reviews
"The Wizard of Oz?" Professor Binns said. "The Wizard of Oz is historically correct. I'm him. The Wizard of Oz. That's me." /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2014 - C. Binns, Dorothy G. - Complete
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 5,153 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Dursley and The Chronicles of the King by Shadenight123 reviews
Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 96 - Words: 512,320 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Founders - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8053 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saiyan Muyo by kyugan reviews
Saiyans, the greatest warrior race in the history of the universe. Fearless, Peerless, Ruthless, built for one purpose only: Destruction. Situation normal for Tenchi then. AU crossover. Sasami/Tarble, Ryoko/Tenchi For now ...Raditz/Washu? OH F-!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,390 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Raditz, Washu
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 8,642 - Follows: 4,826 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 10,085 - Follows: 2,932 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3405 - Favs: 5,192 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 4,884 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Gohan Son and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Spring-heeled Drake reviews
READ MY 1ST STORY 1ST! Gohan returns to Hogwarts, this time a 3rd Year and everything magical knows his secrets. Now everything that happened last year's done. Can Hermione, Ron, Harry and Gohan have a normal year now? Find out. Dbz/Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,805 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Gohan
All But Name by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,985 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Stars Above by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,980 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - OC - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Darker Shade of Light Part II by st122 reviews
The world stands poised as Harry and Ginny return from their journey. Yet, things are different despite all that he thought he knew. How will he come to terms with who he is as his world is turned upside down?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,049 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P.
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 10,099 - Follows: 5,326 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Dungeon Books by MoonTiger5 reviews
AU. What if JK Rowling and Rudyard Kipling met for tea? Harry Potter is adopted by a very different family than the Dursleys, and faces his trials from an unexpected perspective. Slytherin!Harry. Spoilers for all 7 books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Guardian Wand by sikeus reviews
Dumbledore's dead. On the train ride home, cars are at a standstill, the electricity is out, fires burn unchecked from Scotland to London, and chaos reigns in muggle Britain. Somehow Harry has to survive this new world while destroying Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 189,352 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 10,460 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheating Destiny by Sarah1281 reviews
When a freshman Clark wakes up twenty-five years into the future and can't reach his parents or Pete, he turns to Lex to help him figure it out. What a wonderful opportunity this is to correct certain aspects of their past...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 9,089 - Follows: 3,471 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Moment in History by Darth Malleus reviews
As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Für Das Größere Wohl by Pseudonym Sam reviews
Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy with perfect Aryan complexion, exemplary conduct in the Hitler Youth, and fanatical loyalty to his beloved Führer. But on his eleventh birthday, he discovers a hidden magical world led by Gellert Grindelwald...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,472 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Gellert G., I. Karkaroff
A Darker Shade of Light Part I by st122 reviews
After a rough start to the year, what will happen when Harry dissapears? Prophecies, gateways, powers unknown and the ages of time combine to change Harry's life and the way he sees the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,214 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Jinchuriki's Husk by NaruDeeds reviews
Sakura is trying to convince Naruto that she truly meant it when she said she loved him in the Iron Country. What happens to Naruto when Sasuke comes and makes her shatter the heart of everyone's favorite jinchuriki? rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with Evil by R.G. Waffles reviews
After one change causes Team 7's teamwork to deteriorate completely, Kakashi thinks it's about time he adjusts his training tactics. A story about overcoming disabilities, fixing friendships, and discovering relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,751 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 686 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 9,814 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Deathly Regiment by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Debt of Blood by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
SG-1 go through the Stargate and come out of an Illefarn song portal near Neverwinter just after the Wailing Death plague. An encounter with a young ranger and her half-orc companion leads them into a world of magic, monsters, and sudden and brutal death.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,998 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 544 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,470 - Follows: 5,322 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 230 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Taking Out the Trash by Kate Lynn reviews
Dexter and Rorschach talk business.
Crossover - Dexter & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3896 - Favs: 16,876 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15015 - Favs: 23,716 - Follows: 9,670 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Preliminaries by Chengar Qordath reviews
Two-shot. A twist of fate leaves Naruto facing a different opponent in the preliminary round Chunin Exams, with results that he never could have anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Birth of a New Sun by fisico reviews
Sequel to HP & the Burden of Becoming. Darkness looms over Hogwarts as Centaurs prepare to battle Dementors, an epic war to rival the ages. But it is not the only battle that Harry must win to save the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 329,026 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., OC
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,905 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Lands Below by Inverarity reviews
Seventh grader Alexandra Quick returns to Charmbridge Academy. This year she will face bullies from another wizarding school, a secret Dark Arts club, and her father's scheming, but her most terrible trials await her in the strange and deadly Lands Below!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,084 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - OC - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,819 - Follows: 1,518 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6177 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8421 - Favs: 11,049 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5394 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 355 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 6,627 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 631 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9366 - Favs: 7,628 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 715 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,213 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone: Reduex by Arthur Hansen reviews
AU. Harry wakes up in his eleven year old body at the beginning of the saga. Now he can really change things up. HPHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Last Two Standing by Hebridean Black reviews
Harry and Draco have been bitter rivals since they met when they were eleven. Fate brings them together unexpectedly shortly after the end of their sixth year at Hogwarts. Can they overcome their differences and work together? Written before book 7.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parents Secret Gift by EvilDaystar reviews
What if Harry's parents had put in place a few contingency plans for Harry's future. How different would his life have been in the magical world then? Harry Potter first year AU story with some Albus Dumbledore perspective every now and again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 643 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Burden of Becoming by fisico reviews
As Harry struggles with the guilt of Sirius' death, new neighbors arrive. This foreign family has a very beautiful daughter, and she's taken a liking to Harry. He must hide his own true identity, but is this girl all she claims to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 372,411 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Fight of the Bumblebee by Kate Lynn reviews
One fateful night brought death, torment, and darkness -- for some. Amidst the prophecy and chaos, Titans duelled. Hear the history of that event from he who should tell it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Voldemort, Albus D.
The Broken Victory by Kate Lynn reviews
{DONE!} What drove Hogwarts' most brilliant student to become its greatest foe? Step into a mind that has failed to see past the darkness, and watch the chilling memories that were poured into Tom Riddle's diary resurface...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,377 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Atom by Classic Cowboy reviews
Harry PotterXMen cross over Harry has always known he was different, but as he had just became adjusted to being a wizard a new change will come that will seperate him from Wizard and Muggles both. starts out RHr but will eventually become HHr
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,310 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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A Naruto in Time reviews
Naruto discovers the use of time travel when he learns the Shadow Clone technique. A different take on the "Groundhog Day"/"Chunin Exams Day" plot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/12 - Naruto U.
Kagekage reviews
Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,414 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
A Training Trip reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
Not Dead Yet
Rock Lee joins Ten-Ten in Darui's Division protecting the Land of Lightning from Akatsuki. But what happens when he fails to keep one of his "self rules"? ONESHOT Response to the "Not Dead Yet" writing prompt on r/NarutoFanfiction
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Lee R., Tenten, Darui - Complete
Story Challenge Ideas reviews
Need an idea for a story? Here are some story ideas that I will not have time to ever write up. Take a look, and if you see something you like you can take it. Each idea will be a separate chapter and include part of a story you can either use, or ignore.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 7/3/2012
100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor reviews
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
American Quidditch reviews
Harry Potter goes to an American Wizarding sports event with his two boys, and who should he bump into? None other than Draco Malfoy and Scorpius. How will these two former Hogwarts Quidditch players respond to the Americanized version of the sport?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., James S. P., Albus S. P.
Fear of the Name reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Attack of the Clones! Naruto of the Jedi Order reviews
Naruto in the Star Wars Universe. What would happen if Naruto was the hero of the Star Wars franchise? Well, for starters, the whole thing would be a lot funnier! AU. Crack!fic
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,778 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Padmé Amidala, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Obi-Wan K.
Kurama Uzumaki reviews
There's a blond haired ninja running around Konoha wearing an orange jumpsuit, but his name isn't Naruto. It's Kurama. So, then, what is it that's sealed inside him? You guessed it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Remus L., Cho C., Fenrir G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Illusions of Reality reviews
Harry has felt for a long time that there was something strange about the Muggle world. But when he begins receiving strange messages from the notorious mass murderer, Sirius Black, he begins to wonder if the Wizarding world is what he believed it to be. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,005 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Being The One reviews
The One, Yulaw, has failed to murder his last remaining alternate in another universe. He lands in a prison colony and declares himself top dog, ready to climb back to the top. But Raiden has a few words to say to him. [ONE-shot]
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Raiden - Complete
I Didn't Actually Come Here to Free Slaves reviews
Obi Wan Kenobi faces his former apprentice, Anakin Skywalker. Yoda foresaw something like this happening. [Oneshot]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2014
5 Kage Summit reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, newly chosen as Sixth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, is just about to face the first test of his leadership: A Five Kage Summit. Naruto will need to face the strongest shinobi in the world, leaders of the other four great nations. But Naruto will be facing a challenge far greater than any other he has ever faced: himself. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Superman vs Goku: Rematch in Metropolis reviews
Goku is brought to the DC Universe to fight against Superman. Twice. AU. Sequel to: "Goku vs. Superman: Confrontation on New Namek"
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,588 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Goku - Complete
Inheritance reviews
Harry Potter wants out from the Dursleys and needs money to achieve his independence. Does Gringotts have the answers he is looking for, or just more mystery? Warning: A bit dark. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate: Neverwinter reviews
SG-1 left one day through the Stargate to be lost in a shadowy accident. It was a year later that they returned, but a very different team. They had gone to a land of magic and power and returned with new strength, new allies, and magic. But will they be ready to face the challenges they brought with them from Neverwinter? AU Sequel to Stargate: Faerûn.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2013 - D. Jackson, S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Teal'c
Naruto Muyo! reviews
Naruto in the role of Tenchi. When a Juraiyan princess comes to Konoha things are going to change, for better or for worse. Blended AU. Pairings- It's a Tenchi cross-over, what do you expect?
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,104 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ayeka, Naruto U.
Another Super Harry Parody reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Harry for the Win! reviews
Warning: Do not read this story. It is bad. Really, really bad. Honest. Written for a "worst story ever" contest. A parody of Draco/Harry slash fanfic, so there's slash. But there's not even any good slash. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stargate: Faerûn reviews
SG-1 find themselves suddenly stranded on an alien world where magic and monsters are real, gods grant powers, and a strange shadow is spreading. As they try to find their way home they will be caught up in an epic quest that will challenge their beliefs
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,795 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Jackson - Complete
Goku vs Superman: Confrontation on New Namek reviews
A villain from earth goes to New Namek in order to get the dragon balls and be granted a wish. When the wish goes awry the result is that Superman is summoned to the planet to fight against Goku. Twice. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Goku - Complete
Fantastic Four: Visits from Goku and Galactus reviews
Galactus is on his way to Earth intent on consuming the planet. With little time to prepare, the Fantastic Four turn to a hero from another universe to save the planet. But will the power of Dragon Ball's Goku be enough to make a difference?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Goku - Complete