I'm a guy and I'm an idiot. To my limited knowledge the two aren't actually connected though they merely seem to share a strange correlation.

I have this lovely mental problem called Anxiety, after all who doesn't love panicking about every little thing so much that you vomit. Cheers brain :P

Things I love unhealthily: family, friends, LiverpoolFC (even after everything they've put me through), One Piece (Luffy will become King Of The Pirates)

Things I love just slightly less, in no perticular order: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Kane Chronicles/whatever else Rick Riordan as made, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, His Dark Materials (only read it once though as I cried enough at the end for a lifetime), Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, CHERUB series, Wolverine and other Marvel, Batman and other DC, Games, Movies, TV, and a fair bit of music.

I find myself, as I get older, getting irrationally annoyed at children's stories and the problems I now see.

An obvious one would be Harry Potter in which a little boy being left at an abusive home is the first of many problems you see with wiser eyes, the main one being Ron and Hermione getting together WHAT THE F*!!!! Also Harry & Ginny. Sigmund Freud is loving that.

Ignoring all that, I still love the Harry Potter world and the playground it creates for so amazing fan fictions.

*Error Brain not working*

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Been reading stories on here for quite awhile, I then joined up so that when commenting on a story in multiple chapters the author would know it was the same person. That entire time, I've had many an idea for a story pop into existence in my head but when I've tried to write them down I find I have bits and pieces but no actual story.

Also I love a good quote. Especially from One Piece!!!!

"Pirates are evil!!? The Marines are righteous!!? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history...!!! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values!!! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground!!! Justice will prevail, you say!? But of course it will!!! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!!!" - Donquixote Doflamingo

“Compared to the "righteous" greed of the rulers, the criminals of the world seem much more honorable. When scum rules the world, only more scum is born.” - Eustass "Captain" Kid

“The government says your existence is a crime, but no matter what kind of weapons you may hold, just being alive isn't a sin! There's no crime in living!” - Franky

“When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No... It’s when they're forgotten!” - Hiluluk Doctor

“Miracles only happen to those who never give up.” - Ivankov Emporio

“No one is born into this world to be alone.” - Jaguar D. Saul

“I love heroes, but I don't want to be one. Do you even know what a hero is!? For example, you have some meat. Pirates will feast on the meat, but the hero will distribute it among the people! I want to eat the meat!” - Monkey D. Luffy

“Old man, everyone!! And you.. Luffy. Even though I've been good for nothing my whole life, even though I have the blood of a demon within me... You guys still loved me! Thank you so much!!” - Portgas D. Ace

"A wound that'd make an ordinary man unconscious... I won't lose to it! A wound that would kill an ordinary person... I won't lose to it! To face one who is extraordinary, Hawk Eyes... i cannot allow myself to be ordinary." - Roronoa Zoro

“If I can't even protect my captain's dream, then whatever ambition I have is nothing but talk! Luffy must be the man who becomes the Pirate King!” - Roronoa Zoro

"There is someone that I must meet again. And until that day… not even Death himself can take my life away!" - Roronoa Zoro

"When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses." - Roronoa Zoro

“You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I won't forgive you!” - Shanks

“Don't ever think there's any perfect society made by humans!! If you think that way you'll overlook the enemy!! Don't be fooled by appearances!!” - Smoker

“I don't care now. I wanted to look like a human because I wanted friends. Now I want to be a monster who's helpful to Luffy!” - Tony-Tony Chopper

“There comes a time when a man has to stand and fight! That time is when his friends' dreams are being laughed at! And I won't let you laugh at that!” - Usopp