At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-

Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

The changes Hawthorn Baggins is expecting after her return from her two year old adventure are suspiciously absent. At first she doesn't think much of it. Until she realizes...the answer isn't something as easily explained as she thought. Time Travel Fix-It. Fem!Bilbo CO-WRITTEN WITH WOLFSRAINRULES (Inspired by esama's Tumbling the Hobbit: World Ahead)

A new scientist at S.H.I.E.L.D. has lunch with Steve and a friendship results. Can a transplant from a small town and a man out of time help each other adjust to their new surroundings?

The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

After the wedding-fiasco, Ranma drops by the Mahora Festival for the sake of its food, and stumbles across a vampire who's been trapped for nearly seven years. Obviously, they get along like a house on fire.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

No matter how many dragons they have under their command, they will never win this war so long as any of the White Walkers live. Natasha has the opportunity now to turn the tide, to halt the snow, to bring the dawn. - Sequel to 'A Widow's Walk.'

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

So, Naruto's a Hanyou, Sakura has horrible luck, Sasuke's an alleged Evil Genius, Hinata's the Team Mom, and the rest of the Konoha 12 are along for the ride. God help us all.

of course the next girl peter gets a crush on is even more out of his league than liz was/ or peter parker meets shuri, the princess of waknda

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Steve has decided he is no longer willing to sit on the sidelines and let Megan tell their story. These chapters are stand-alone companions to Roots and Anchors told from Steve's point of view.

Belle, rather than her father, contacts the Dark One to rid her home of the ogres - and she does it years earlier. Naturally, this changes things. Them included. Eventual Rumbelle. Don't own. Complete.

The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon

When Pacifica's finally had enough of her parents, she runs away with Dipper, Stan, and Ford on the Stan-o-War to hunt for the paranormal. But has she made the right choice? (Eventually will be Dipcifica, but they'll be taking it slow.) (Rated T for abuse and frightening situations)

What would happen if Sansa Stark travelled back in time to the beginning? How would she change the future? She is not a Little Bird this time, no, now she is a wolf. This time she will come out on top. The question is, who will she bring with her and who will be the collateral? It is all in the days work when playing the Game of Thrones; and she has learned from the best.

A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.

Sokka travels to the Fire Nation to live with the royal family as a favor to the Water Tribe. He will gain new friends, enemies and perhaps even experience love. Powerful forces will try to gain power and plot the downfall of the aging Fire Lord. Sokka's involvement may bring peace or war. Sokkla Maiko

Extended from a one-shot. Amanda takes up a post in the Vulcan Embassy after finishing her further education. A story of Amanda and Sarek's first meeting. And oh the sparks that did fly!

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]

Betrayed by her own world and left for dead an old friend arrives to save Kara from death. Deciding she has had enough of risking her life for others, Kara starts a brand new life with new love and new friends, leaving Supergirl behind forever.

Tony introduces Steve to one of the few men he actually respects.

[HG/Loki] AU: Two lonely souls trying to escape their circumstances meet on a lonely beach and find understanding. (Like most of my stories I can't choose categories, so let's go with romance/comedy and adventure? sure. Works for me.)

Chapter 6a up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.

Officially, it's a PR stunt. Unofficially, every single one of them loves that they get to be there. Every. Single. One of them. Oneshot, complete, don't own any of the characters. Gen, but may be wintershock/ducky if you squint.

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

Regency. Alternate Universe. Told in glimpses, diary entries, letters, and dreams; Hermione comes to terms with marriage to a deeply passionate, yet desperately confusing man. Companion story to The Farce. [60/60]

Regency. Alternate Universe. Severus Snape flounders through an arranged marriage to a young genius against the backdrop of a rising war and political intrigue. Companion story to The Dream. Nominated for the [2013 Fall/Winter Round] hpfanficfanpoll on livejournal: Best A/U & Best Romance. [60/60]

Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Family isn't always who we're born with: sometimes, we get to chose them. As Dr. Emily Coulson finds out, sometimes, that's the best kind. Sequel to Daddy's Little Girl, starting at the beginning of CA:TWS.

The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka

The order was to exterminate all Jedi: Past, Present and Future. Captain Rex has a different plan. Order 66-S: to save General Skywalker.

In the silence of the drive, aside from the patter of rain, Priyanka could hear an automatic voicemail message on the line, and as soon as it beeped, Lars began to speak in Mandarin, his voice soft and tired, like this hadn't been the first time he'd gotten no response. Of all the words that came out, all she could understand were the words for 'mother' and 'father', and a goodbye.

It is truly amazing how having a little love and understanding can change things so dramatically, even if some things never truly change. Taser Tricks, don't own, complete.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

Sometimes things do change! Two people, through utterly random actions, begin to see things differently. Maybe the Tendo agreement can be handled better in the hands of a different sister? Rated T for future content.

Slade Wilson, AKA Deathstroke, wants his daughter Rose to resume her training and follow in his footsteps. Knowing how little she trusts him, he's come up with the perfect bait-a new mother. Yukie is everything Slade isn't-warm, reliable, kind, but her interest in the supernatural is taking her places there's no coming back from.

The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!

Chief Hakoda finds himself in the unenviable position of having to marry off one of his children. No War AU.

After centuries of isolation, mankind is finally allowed to sends a mortal man to Themyscira to act as an ambassador. He must embody the epitome of masculinity. What kind of man could be worthy of such a role? His name is Ron Swanson, Director of Parks and Recreation. And the Amazons will never be the same.

A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.

Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.

There were a few things that made Tony Stark turn his head. Usually it was of the female or food variety; the first, though, had been limited since he started dating Pepper, and the second was more following his stomach. Still, it wasn't everyday someone saw a white marshmallow looking robot walking down the street.

Farscape x Stargate Atlantis: John Crichton falls down the rabbit hole. Again. NOTE: Parts I, II, and III are complete. Part IV is posted incomplete. I don't plan on finishing it but there is a summary of the end included.

**Complete** Darcy is selected to attend a business conference in southern France. While there she finds romance, friendship, and an appreciation for the Mediterranean sun. A light-hearted tale that is intended to renew readers' faith in the power of love at first sight.

Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.

Story 2 of the His Names series. In the wake of Zim's execution, a new belief is spreading like a weed. Red intends to uproot every last bit of it, but nightmares trouble his sleep, and a new ability leaves him questioning his sanity.

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?

How could something that had started off as a lie end up being real? That's the question that Ranma and Michiru regretted never having answered. Years later will they finally get the answers they want? Do they want to know? [Oneshot Plot Loosely base on Seahorse] UPDATED 7-4-14 now with an Omake at the end XD

AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

The story of the time when, reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the guy brooding on the barstool next to hers, and adventures ensue.

Young Kate Beckett had looked for a night to forget only to find it turned into one she would remember for the rest of her life. AU

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.

The code nerd, the spy and their seven children are back, navigating life through a revolving door of spies, friends and family while searching for Frost and Orion. Don't let the word count discourage you from giving it a try. It's shorter than "War and Peace" and has a lot less Russians. COMPLETE.

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

[If I Were a Better Man series Part 2] A life-long friendship grows from the seeds of loss as Felicity and Tommy lean on each other to get through Oliver's disappearance at sea.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.

His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-

Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, isn't used to seeing the naked woman crying next to him in this form. But he does recognize her. "Um, Loki," he says. "You okay?". Capt. America/Girl-for-now-Loki.

There is no word for Buffy in Sindarin so the elves call her Dagnirel, the Bane Star, for she fell from the sky and her eyes glitter with diamond light. But no-one can stand before her when she bares her blades in battle and death is her gift.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.

The path to self-discovery, including becoming Coulson's assistant-slash-liaison-slash-bff, Captain America's lady love, and rating fourth on the SHIELD BAMF scale, was like the yellow brick road; it was chaos and confusion around every bend.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Chuck never expected to even make it to the Olympics. Everything is working against him: he's too tall for a diver, too inexperienced for a medal, too much of a wildcard to really make his mark. But an unexpected meeting at the airport, some intriguing new friends, and a whirlwind romance on the sand just might set up London 2012 as the time of Chuck Bartowski's life.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

...or The Totally Not Dorky but Awesome and Badass Bromantic Adventures of the Puckerone and Trouty Mouth. Part XI: Moments I. Full Summary inside.

An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!

Complete! Spoilers for "Changes," ignores GS. Harry Dresden returns to life, lands in the Nevernever, meets Buffy Summers, Xander and Dawn, who help him return to Chicago, then with his hunt for his killer. Ignores S-8 comics after "Time of Your Life."

Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

Driven by an intense Warp storm, a Rogue Trader vessel finds itself crippled and stranded above a world no human has ever visited. The natives are friendly; can the visitors say the same? A Warhammer 40k/Friendship is Magic crossover. Yes, really

AU. Chuck, nerd extraordinaire, is a man with seven children and Sarah must protect them all from Fulcrum's evil designs. Warning: there will be singing. Winner of three 2012 Awesome Awards: The Chuck Bartowski Award for Best Overall Story, Sarah Walker Bartowski Award for the Best "Charah" Story, & Dr. Eleanor Bartowski Woodcomb Award for Best Fluff Story. Read the sequel, too.

Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.

One American billionaire, plus one English witch, plus one malicious wizard looking for power, equals a whole lot of changes in the British magical enclaves. COMPLETE : Hermione Granger Bruce Wayne : AR for Harry Potter, more cartoon for Justice League

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.

Years after the war, Zuko greets the new Earth Kingdom ambassador, his old friend Toph, who has grown up in ways he didn't expect. But will they survive long enough to know if they are meant to be together? Shameless fluff with adventure!

An old house sits at the end of a lane. Abandoned and forgotten, no one would have guessed who was going to buy it... or how full a life that old house was yet to live. Harry/Hermione

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

It's the summer after OotP, and Percy Weasley is a man without a mission. Mildly crossover-ish with Angel the Series.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

There's a man in his cell. He's not a guard, and he's not a prisoner. In fact, he's not even human.

No Krypton, superheroes, supervillains, or Superman. But there is a Lois and Clark.

Diana makes a bet with Bruce...

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

crackfic, wherein Harry's brother rewrites a certain Old Spice commercial and everyone seems to get the joke but Harry.

Rachel and Puck engage in a battle of wills that neither wants to lose. Slight AU. T for language.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.

Story 1 of the His Names series. Zim finds himself stripped of everything, locked in an underground laboratory, and screaming at a voice only he can hear. He demands the identity of the speaker, but the answer may be more than he bargained for.

Ted convinces Veronica to attend a business luncheon with Rossum Corporation and gets shocked when she meets their Rossum counterparts. Phil and Lem worry about their invention that got loose.

Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?

B:tVS, SG-1, Atlantis. Buffy adjusts to life in Atlantis... and life in Atlantis adjusts to her. "Ugly Black Dress" vignettes .

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

Spock reluctantly accepts an invitation in order to fulfill one of Amanda's greatest wishes. What will he learn as he gets to know the human side of his family? Spock, Uhura, the Grayson Family. Flashbacks of Sarek and Amanda. Complete.

They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Ryouga returns to Nerima with a Dragonball Z power-up Ranma resorts to drastic tactics to defeat his rival. Sequel to Ryouga vs. the Road Runner.

Submission for the F4 challenge. A bemused Howl follows Morgan through a door and into a crowded busy place, where they run across a young red-haired woman.

When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE

Fauns in Roman Mythology are known for...well...ahem. I don't think Mr. Tumnus is any different -- but I do think he is innocent, and good...in his own Faunish way. Eventual Tumnus/Lucy. No ped., no incest

Memory lost. Memory Forgotten. Shadows dance under the light of the moon. Ranma Saotome thought that he was invincible. Nothing in the world could best him until someone close to his heart was taken from him.

How did Superman and Wonder Woman really meet? An alternative take on the Justice League series.Some themes used from the comics and Superman Returns.

Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Sirius is dead. The Headmaster reveals to Harry what he believes the power Voldemort knows not is supposed to be. Not just 'love' but a specific kind of love. Harry disagrees. He reacts with an 8 timezone apparition to the Pools of Sorrow in China. Multicross of HP, SM and Ranma 1/2. Harry/Usagi SailorMoon

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Booth settles the argument of whether Batman exists or not.

Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.

AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?

This is an expanded version of my one-shot I posted earlier.

Starts with Spock accused of misconduct - specifically with being involved with a certain Cadet we all know and love, and flashes back to how he got in such an illogical predicament to begin with. Romance/Sci-Fi/Humor/Drama - Spock and Uhura Origins.

It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.

When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing

Lord Voldemort insists that wizards are a race apart from mere muggles. Not his best idea... BtVS and Harry Potter crossover, no major spoilers, character death.

It's 2009 and Buffy's going back to school and getting a real life. The only thing standing in her way is a mysterious writer and a bestselling book that strikes a familiar chord. Could Spike be alive? And if it is him, why hasn't he contacted her?

After Sunnydale collapsed, Buffy has rebuilt her life and is happy. Until tragedy strikes and her life is turned upside down once more, only this time it's on a much more personal level. Crossover with House MD, real family fic.

Privileged Buffy Summers is seven years old when she moves next door to the troubled abused Faith Lehane for a summer of friendship and life’s lessons that neither will ever forget.

GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.

Xander arrives on Beaumonde to deliver the demon horn. Will he find what he's after or make a powerful new enemy? Let's face it, what are the odds he won't tick someone off either way? Buffy, Firefly crossover. Story 2 of the 'Lost in Serenity' series.

Oz’s summer road trip takes him to a sleepy little town in Nevada-- one that just woke up with a big new problem, and the local sheriff and citizens may have to face a reality they never expected before the closing credits. Crossover with Firefly

Sylar wakes up in an uncomfortable situation. Crossover with Dexter.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Five hundred years in the future Xander is still getting himself into sticky situations. Buffy, Firefly crossover. Story 1 of the 'Lost in Serenity' series.

Is Hogwarts really ready for the cynical, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Professor John Constantine?

Buffy crossover: Being the sort of person who knows about one top-secret project that’s so far out there no one with any sense would believe it, actually gives you pretty good chances for knowing about more such projects.

Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

BSSMRan 12 Xover. Ranma's life changes after Jusendo, mostly for the better, including an acceptance of the Curse. Life really throws him a curve when he aids the Sailor Senshi, only to be locked in girlform forever. But forever is a long time.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy

Maybe they should've left as soon as the party started to get... strange. A Firefly/Doctor Who crossover, written for the Defabricathon.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.

Ranma and Kim Possible crossover. A certain woman, due to her employer's ignorance, is tossed back in time and finds herself in china. Events lead to her drowning at Jusenkyou.

Short, slightly odd Harry/Luna Oneshot about regrets and or a lack thereof. Quite waffy.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!

Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.

Buffy is in the hospital, and her doctor just happens to be Cox, and he tries to teach his interns a lesson using Buffy. CoxBuffy Scrubs x Buffy

100word BtVS DC universe crossover Drabble series continues.

The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…

A forgotten body causes a chapter of mistakes for Harry Potter and the Slayers. Harry Potter crossover. WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Spoilers for the BtVS S8 comics! Minor character death. COMPLETE!

Buffy Stargate Just because Xander is gone from Sunnydale doesn't mean that his life is exactly normal.

My first fic, from back in the 90's. Having replaced a dying human child a long time ago, the demon known as Ranma was always famous for finishing what he started...

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

The younger sister of the famous and spoiled BoyWhoLived, Lilac Potter is sick and tired of Harry belittling her. Then one day, she gets the brother she always wanted: but from another world. Slight HPHG. AU after GoF. DISCONTINUED.

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.

1st fanfic. Started out as a oneshot. The Sailor MoonRanma story arc is finished. The Tenchi arc is now finished. Hope you will enjoy this. [Completed]

Sam's alone in a Galaxy far, far away... Star Wars Crossover.

Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?

Faith and Xander had sex during the Zeppo. Is there a baby on the way? COMPLETE

Halloween's aftermath from a different POV *revised*

Crossover with Stargate: Xander's real family challenge. After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago. . . and the son he didn't know he had.

Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED

Third in the Coffee series. The Scoobies head to Washington, D.C…

COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)

Willow, Xander and Buffy are driving around finding new Slayers. They stop at a little town in Connecticut. . . First in the Coffee Series

Ranma calls Skuld a 'tomboy' and the Sailor Scouts really don't like the results. Story complete

Yelena Rossini returns to the City.

Sequel to Runaway Trains at 3 A.M. In which secrets are revealed, Clark and Dawn explain, and 362.57 of long distance charges are almost blamed on the Legion of Dorkness.

If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver? Sequel under Smallville

The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?