Hi everyone I'm Hells New Assassin. I just currently finished my Bachelors degree for Graphic and Web Design at the Art Institue, I plan to go back for a minor in Photography.

Zodiac: Gemini

Age: ?

Birthday: June 16

Sports: Soccer, Basketball, Baseball

Gender: Female

State: California

I love to wright and read different story's.

If I mess up something, just go ahead and let me know so I can fix the problem.

Favorite Anime, Movies, Books, etc:

Diabolik Lovers

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Inuyasha

Kuroko no Basuke

Highschool DxD

Pokemon

Digimon

Final Fantasy

Naruto

HunterxHunter

Harry Potter

Avengers

Dragon Ball Z

Future Diary

Evangelion

Sekirei

Blazblue

Durarara

Hellsing

Creepypasta's

Favorite Pairings:

Kagome/Hiei

Kagome/Kurama

Kagome/Seshomaru

Kagome/Garra

Kagome/Naraku

Kagome/Vegeta

Kagome/Android 17

Kagome/Kaname (Vampire Knight)

Kagome/Zero

Kagome/Ulquiorra

Kagome/Itachi

Kagome/Sasuke

(Lot of Kagome Pairings)

Tsunayoshi/Hibari

Tsunayoshi/Reborn

Tsunayoshi/Arcobaleno

Tsunayoshi/Xanxus

Harry Potter/Tom Marvollo Riddle

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter/Severus Snape

Dislike Pairings:

Kagome/Yusuke

Kagome/Orochimaru

Sango/Naraku

Sango/Inuyasha

Kagome/Inuyasha

Favorite Characters:

Kagome

Sango

Hiei

Kurama

Sasuke

Itachi

Garra

Naraku

Sesshomaru

Vegeta

Goku

Zero

Jin Kisaragi

Sasori

Ulquiorra

Tsunayoshi Sawada

Lambo

Enma

Reborn

Mukuro Rokudo

Byakuran Gesso

Bermuda von Vichtenstein

Xanxus

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Tom Marvollo Riddle

Severus Snape

Reiji Sakamaki

Azusa Murakami

Subaru Sakamaki

Shuu Sakamaki

Akise Aru

Hisoka

Illumi

Gon

Killua

Sephiroth

Genesis

Angeal

Hated Characters:

Ichigo

Kuwabara

Orochimaru

Kikyo (I hate this whore)

Sakura (I hate this whoreish fan girl too)

Inuyasha

Jaken

Kyubey

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Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WALMART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Number your 12 favorite manga characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hiei

2. Kagome

3. Tsunayoshi

4. Kurama

5. Aria (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

6. Byakuran Gesso

7. Hibari Kyoya

8. Lal Mirch

9. Sesshomaru

10. Xanxus

11. Madara

12. Akeno Himejima

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Definitely and very hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would be really unusual bcause they are both girls, so it's literally impossible unless they get a sperm donar.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

There are a lot of them actually

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I can't really see a Byakuran and Kagome pairing be possible.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I really don't think either pairing would really work out in the end.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?He

He would bite them to death for such an herbivorous action.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Oh geez

Just go find one there are plenty already with these two.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Doubtful

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fighting is What Brings Us Together

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Nosebleed) Can I skip that question

Try this on your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Story's I am considering on making:

Inuyasha/Pokemon 1. Summary: Kagome and Sango two Pokemon trainers hoping to become the Pokemon champions betrayed by the ones they love.

They meet up with Ash and his group and decide to travel with them after a battle between Kagome and Ash.

Things are turning out great, now all Kagome and Sango have to worry about is trying not to fall in love.

Inuyasha/Shugo Chara 2. Summary: Kagome and Sango cold and emotionless twin sister’s left to spend the rest of there life as an orphan, but something changes they are suddenly adopted by the Hinamori family.

On there first day at there new home they never expected what came next.

If I was an Anime character:

Name: Kaze

Hair: Black with red streaks

Eyes: Red with a slit pupil

Nails: All black

Clothes: White corset like shirt with a red rose like design, underneath is a fishnet shirt. Baggy white pants with elastic at the ankles. Bandages wrapped around forearms and calves. Black Ninja like shoes.