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 Author has written 12 stories for Danny Phantom, Mythology, Ben 10, Little Mermaid, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, and Gundam Wing/AC. I'll be posting my challenges onto AO3 for now on under the same name, this way people will be able to see and then take them. Anyone who has the guts to take my fic challenges is a winner! I come up with these too see how many different stories can be written about that one subject. CHALLENGES... Here are one's currently being written here CASE CLOSED... WHAT IF KAITO KID'S NEXT TARGET IS A BLOOD RED RUBY ON A CHOKER CALLED THE BLOOD OF HEAVEN RUBY, AND IT IS DESIGNED TO LOCK AROUND THE WEARERS NECK. SO THINKING IT WOULD PREVENT KID FROM GETTING IT NAKAMORI LOCKS IT ON CONAN'S NECK, HIDES THE KEY AND PUTS A FAKE IN THE CASE TOO FOOL KID, BUT KID FIGURES IT OUT SO CONAN ENDS UP BECOMING KID'S PREY, CAN CONAN GET AWAY FROM KID OR WILL KID GET TWO PRIZES FOR ONE? I WANT THIS TO BE A KAITO/SHINICHI AKA CONAN YAOI FIC MAKE IT A ONESHOT OR CHAPTER ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS IT RATED T OR HIGHER AND THE PAIRING IS KAITO/SHINICHI AKA CONAN MAKE ME PROUD!!!!! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST... I HAVE SEEN PLENTY OF FICS WHERE ED GET'S TURNED INTO A CATBOY, BUT THEY'RE MOSTLY ROY/ED. WELL HERE'S MY CHALLENGE... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF GREEDLING EITHER FOLLOWED ED WHILE ED WAS ON ASSIGNMENT AND SAW HIM GET TURNED INTO A CAT CHIMERA BY THE ALCHEMIST HE WAS SENT BY ROY TO STOP OR FOUND ED AFTER HE GOT TURNED EITHER WAY NOW GREED AND LING BOTH WANT THE LITTLE KITTY ED FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!! NO RESTRICTIONS, USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS AS LONG AS THE PAIRING IS GREEDLING/ED/LING. THE LITTLE MERMAID FEM-SLASH... What if Ursula had won and transformed the royal mer-family except Ariel into pollops and the only way they Ursula will let them and prince Eric stay alive is if Ariel becomes her pet!!!!! There is no restrictions do whatever you like as long as you stick to the main plot and pairing Ursula/Ariel!!!!!!! Ben 10 Alien Force... I been watching the d.v.d episodes and while watching the first Ben 10 Alien Force episode I was thinking of this summery for a fic- what if instead of winning Ben,Gwen and the Plummer officer were knocked out and before the forever knights destory Ben Kevin wants him as part of his payment, Kevin has wanted Ben secnce he met him and now he gets him and to make sure Ben can't attack or run he puts a alien collar on him that makes Ben's body do what he commands (tells Ben to come over or Kiss him Ben's body does it)so he can have a chance of Ben falling in love with him like he loves Ben without Ben fighting back or running away. What do you think, are you up to the challenge you can make it a oneshot or chapter fic (I prefer chapter) as long as it's M rated for lot's of Benvin lemons and it has a happy ending, Kevin is Possessive/protective/kinky, I would love to see this so what do you think!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone up to the challenge? Danny Phantom... Million Dollar Ghost Challenge What of instead of the Fenton portal Vlad just wanted the ghostboy and once he get's his little badger courtesy of Jack what will Vlad do? This is a challenge to all Smut writers here; I challenge you to make a lemon story out of this summary. DON'T LET ME DOWN! TO EVERYONE OUT THERE I AM LEAVING MY MILLION DOLLAR GHOST CHALLENGE FIC OPEN PERMANENTLY SO ALL CAN TAKE IT!! My faves are-Vampire Princess Miyu, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan,Shaman King, Case Closed, Bleach, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z, Durarara!!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Junjou Romantica, Naruto, Hellsing Ultimate, Inuyasha, Yugi Oh, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Moonphase, Trinity Blood, Claymore, RIN, Okane Ga Nai, Soul Eater, I also like some American cartoons- Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Generator Rex, Fairly OddParents, Avatar The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Batman Beyond, X-Men Evolution, Justice Leaguge Unlimited, Biker Mice From Mars, My Favorite Movies- Harry Potter (all of them), Hellboy (All of them), X-Men (All of them), Underworld (All of them), Bloodryane 1&2, Interview With The Vampire, Queen Of The Damned, Lord of the Rings (All of them), Nightmare before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, The Grudge, The Craft, Rose Red, The Shining, The Crow (All of them), Labrynth, My favorite guy characters are -Captain Levi, Eren Jeager from Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack On Titan, Hao/Zeke, Yoh & Ren/Len Tao from Shaman King, Kaito Kuroba, Jimmy(Shinichi) Kudo, Harrley Heartwel(Heiji Hattori) from Case Closed, Herro, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, from Gundam Wing, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Hollow Ichigo, Ggio, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra from Bleach, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling, and both Greeds from Fullmetal Alchemist & Brotherhood, Izaya Orihara, Mikado Ryugamine, Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy Fred&George Weasley from Harry Potter, Usagi/Akihiko from Junjo Romantica, Itachi,Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi from Naruto, Lava from Vampire Princess Miyu, Alucard from Hellsing, Inuyasha and Sessoumaru from Inuyasha, Yusuke, Hiei, Yoko and Kurama, Jin, Teen Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho, Yami and Seto from Yu-gi-oh, Ash, Gary, Paul from Pok'emon, Light Yagami and Lawilet/L from Death Note, Danny Fenton/Phantom, Dark or Dan Phantom, Vlad Masters/Plasmius From Danny Phantom, Hao/Zeke, Yoh and Ren/Len Tao from Shaman King, Isely and Rigaldo from Claymore, Sephiroth, Cloud, Vincent,Zack,Angeal,Genesis from Final Fantasy VII and Advant Children, Tidus, Auron and Seymour from Final Fantasy X, Kanou Somuku, Yukia Ayase, Takanomasmi Yamato from Okane Ga Nai, Ben, Kevin, Pierce from Ben 10, Rex, Van Kleiss from Generator Rex, Jareth from Labrynth, Logan and Gambit from X-Men Movies, X-Men Evolution, & Wolverine and the X-Men, Soul, Death the Kid, Asura from Soul Eater, Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, I am also a VERY BIG FAN OF UCHIHACEST (Itachi/Sasuke only) AND THREESOMES. As far as the threesome pairings go they have to be in a certain position order for me to really get into it, below is a list of my favorite yaoi pairings... SEME/UKE/SEME LEVI/EREN KAITO KUROBA/JIMMY(SHINICHI) KUDO KAITO KID/CONAN EDOGOWA HEIJI HATTORI/CONAN EDOGOWA HEIJI HATTORI/SHINICHI KUDO KAITO/SHINICHI/HEIJI KAITO/CONAN/HEIJI HAO/YOH REN/YOH DUO/HERRO GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO HOLLOW ICHIGO/ICHIGO GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO/HOLLOW ICHIGO GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO/GGIO VEGA GGIO VEGA/ICHIGO BILL CIPHER/DIPPER PINES SEPHIROTH/CLOUD SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/VINCENT SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/ZACK SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/GENESIS ANGEAL/SEPHIROTH/GENESIS/ZAK/CLOUD ANGEAL/GENESIS/ZAK/CLOUD SEPHIROTH/ZAK/CLOUD/RENO SEYMOUR/TIDUS VEGETA/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD ) MIRAI TRUNKS/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD ) VEGETA/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD )/MIRAI TRUNKS ROY MUSTANG/EDWARD ELRIC LING/EDWARD ELRIC BOTH GREEDS/EDWARD ELRIC BOTH GREEDS/ED/ROY ROY/ED/LING HIEI/YUSUKE KURAMA/YUSUKE YOKO/YUSUKE JIN/YUSUKE TEEN KOENMA/YUSUKE IZAYA ORIHARA/MIKADO RYUGAMINE SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA/ MIKADO RYUGAMINE IZAYA ORIHARA/MIKADO RYUGAMINE/SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA DRACO MALFOY/HARRY POTTER SEVERUS SNAPE/HARRY POTTER SEVERUS SNAPE/HARRY POTTER/DRACO MALFOY FRED WEASLEY/HARRY POTTER/GEORGE WEASLEY ITACHI/NARUTO/SASUKE ITACHI/SASUKE/KAKASHI ITACHI/SASUKE/MADARA ITACHI/NARUTO/PEIN ITACHI/SASUKE/PEIN DAN/DANNY/VLAD AKIHIKO(USAGI-SAN)/MISAKI KANOU SOMUKU/AYASE YUKIYA LANCE/ASH GARY OAK/ASH KETCHUM PAUL/ASH GARY/ASH/PAUL MEWTWO/ASH LUCARIO/ASH KEVIN/BEN VAN KLEISS/REX YAMI OR ATEMU/YUGI SETO/YUGI CHIP SKYLARK/TIMMY TURNER HELLBOY/JOHN MYERS JARETH/TOBY THE HESSIAN/ ICHABOD CRANE 1992 DRACULA /JOHNATHAN HARKER (LEO D.) 1998 KING LOUIS/PHILLIPE DARKNESS/JACK (LEGEND) I ALSO LIKE FROM CLAYMORE - ISELY/CLARE OR RIGALDO/CLARE THOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY STORIES WITH EITHER PAIRINGS YET!! Favorite bands / musical artists (bold all time faves) A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! I am not a fan girl lover!! No offence to those who are, but I think girls who act like the way fan girls from anime act are a disgrace!! Every time I see them on shows like Naruto and Fruits Basket I can't help but feel sorry for the poor guys and want to beat the shit out of those sluts, I mean like in Naruto these girls are supposed to be training so they can one day protect their home and they are more worried about Sasuke (well before he left anyway). And in fruits Basket It's almost the same thing, one minuet the girls are all talking about how strong Yuki is and all that and then the fan club says they have to protect him!! Hello!! You can’t have it both ways either the guy is strong or not! and if the guy is strong then he doesn't need the help of whiney, jealous, bitchy sluts to protect (STALK) him!! QUOTES... Bleach... Grimmjow-"… I'm supposed to sleep with these things staring at me?" Ichigo-"It's not that bad," G-"… I hope you're not planning on sex in this room, I'll never be able to concentrate enough to actually climax with all these spectators."I-"They're not spectators, Grimm, they're stuffed animals."G-"They're fucking creepy." Grimmjow&Ichigo from Feline Menace Shiro-"Gin… go get Szayel, I think the kits want out an' there ain't nowhere fer 'em ta go." Gin-"Ya gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Both a ya? At the same time?" "This is so not happenin' ta me! Tell 'em ta fuckin' wait! Grimm ain't even here yet!" Shiro&Gin from Feline Menace: After the Fact "We spin you around," smiled Renji as he turned him around for a few times. "And now you hit the big, dumb, fruit." "Okay," Grimmjow grinned, 'accidently' whacking him in the sides. "Ow! Why'd you hit me?" Renji yelled. "You said to hit the big, dumb fruit," laughed Grimmjow, as well as everybody else. "Your head looks like a pineapple." "Not that kind of fruit!" from Strawberries n' Cream Ch.13 "Hey Gigantor Tits One, Gigantor Tits Two" Said Shiro snickering. "Shiro ! Don't say things like that !" Shouted Nel. "My name is Harribel, not Gigantor Tits One" Deadpanned Harribel. "Wait, I thought I was Gigantor Tits One" Said Nel. "I'm older, I should be One." "Not faaaair" Nel whined. from We'll never get cought ch.2 "if looks could kill… I'd be a still born for the next fifty lifetimes" Shinji from Heaven and Hell "Which is normally code for 'Ichigo's life is about to be blown to bits in a fiery plane crash before it can even get the last wheel off the ground'," "Now, please tell me what the hell's going on before I have to witness all the little people running around screaming as they go up in flames." Ichigo from Stranded ch.10 "So you gonna kidnap a nun for me?" asked Neliel, "Haha no there scary," said Shiro. "What about a Jehovah witness?" asked Neliel. "Scary," replied Shiro. "Atheist?" asked Neliel. "Not so much," said Shiro with a shrug," but my answer is still no." "Christian?" asked Neliel "Oh hell no!" said Shiro," they called me a demon and decided to do an exorcism. Have you ever been exorcized? It's not fun. Especially if your nine and can't fight back very well. Man were they pissed when I used magic and almost killed a few of 'em off." Neliel and Shiro from Du Hast Mich Ch.5 "Then it says here that you have control issues…like everyone tells you what to do and you know you can't escape it, but when you fight….you're free." Ichigo said slowly looking up from the book. Grimmjow blinked a couple of times before going on the defensive, "Pffft nice anaylisis Dr. Kurosaki why don't I just lie back on the couch and tell you all about my abusive father, my alchoholic mother, and my friends who don't understand me! What the hell is that book anyway." "It's my pshycology book, I love that kind of stuff….Plus it says 'The dominant male will try to laugh this off with an obscure reference, making himself seem unaffected.'" "Shut up Kurosaki!" " 'Now the alpha male type will become violent…'" "I swear to god…." " 'The anger will continue to rise until-" Grimmjow grabbed the book and flung it out the window. Ichigo & Grimmjow from Addicted to the Way you Look at Me Ch.1 "Right let's get this over with, I don't reckon he's gunna let me off with a few choice words anymore." "What's this? Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez scared of a little blonde? Never thought I would see the day," Ichigo chuckled as he stood up and pulled Grimm behind him towards the closed door Grimmjow rolled his eyes at the others antics before stepping in front of him and landing a chaste kiss on Ichigos lips before turning towards the door "Shut it berry, I aint scared of that little blonde fre-" Grimmjow shut up as soon as he opened the door. Stood a few feet from the door was a fuming Shinji who looked ready to beat the living shit out of a certain blue haired man. Grimmjow wasted no time in slamming the door shut and spinning round to face Ichigo "I take it back he is perfectly able of scaring the shit out of me, can I apologize another time? Like on my death bed or something similar, coz then not much of my life is lost when he murders me," Grimmjow & Ichigo from Let Me Apologize Ch. 9 I could see my horoscope now: Cancer. Watch out for your family members, especially your dad. Keep your pants no matter what. And watch out for the perverts! Your numbers are 13 and 666. Ichigo from Well, why not? Ch.1 Going to the small living room with his meal, Ichigo turned on the T.V and watched the news. Nothing really new going on… Just the usual murder, drug bust, and the usual robbery. OH LOOK there was Shirosaki in his stolen truck driving away from the police in helicopters. Shirosaki was yelling "FUCK THE POLICE!" from Frilly Maid Services Ch.5 "I can never understand why stealing excites you that much," "I swear, your wet dreams revolve around stealing jewels and getting sexed up by someone right in the middle of the vault." "… Shiro told you, didn't he? I knew I shouldn't have told him!" "You're serious! Fuck, Ichi, you have problems!" Shinji & Ichigo from Maid For Crime Ch. 16 "Oh fuck, they think I'm bangin' ya!" Shiro squeaks in shock. "Not that I haven' thought 'bout it…" "Shiro, you sick fuck!" "Shut the hell up, I can' help yer cute!" "I look just like you!" "No, ya look similar," he corrects. "Yer totally different if we're honest wit ourselves." Shiro & Ichgo from Maid For Crime Ch.34 "Sorry but we cannot compete your sexual harassment as asked, please give up and do not try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator. Or better yet, a shrink." Ichigo to Grimmjou in Chaos Ch.2 Hiyori-'Minute Mashiro and I come home it sounds like a second Karakura showdown! And you're busy putting curlers in your hair while singing "I'm So Pretty" in the bathroom!' Shinji-'Hey!' He glared. 'That's a good song!' From Berry's New Horse CH.18 Shinji-'I am not gay, Mashiro!', Hiyori-'Says the guy singing "I'm so pretty and witty and gay" at the top of his lungs in the bathroom,' From Berry's New Horse CH.18 Ichigo- Why can't you be a gentleman instead of a sleezeball. Not to mention you already have me, why do you insist on flirting with everything that walks on two legs?" Grimmjow-"Excuse me, I have never flirted with a duck." Ichigo- "Which is incredible. You can be a gentleman to a duck but not to a woman?" Grimmjow-"Ducks don't smell nice." Ichigo & Grimmjow from Sleezeball Fullmetal Alchemist... "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHORT FUCKING MIDGET OF DOOM! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP AND YOU WILL LET ME SLEEP!" Vati from Of Chimera's, Homunculi, and Alchemist "Had a little disagreement with a wall. It insulted me so I show it who was boss." Vati from Of Chimera's, Homunculi, and Alchemist "Say that again, you micro-mini old hag!" Ed from Mustang "Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you." Ed from Cobalt Red Roy-"Stand up straight, Elric… you need all the help you can get." Ed- "Hey, who are you calling too short to be seen with a magnifying glass? I'm not short, you know! There is an entire tribe of midgets living in some rainforest that would look up to me as a GOD because I'm so tall!" Roy& Ed From Citric Acid. “I'd put that bastard colonel in his place…. If he didn't have the power to burn me to a crisp and then call me Fried Shrimp'…” from Ed Sweet Dreams "Those idiots can't even sweep the street without getting into trouble, they're lucky I expelled them other wise I'd kill them" from Izumi episode 13 of Brotherhood. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH A MICROSCOPE YOU MORALLY BANKRUPT COLONEL WITH A GOD COMPLEX!" from Ed A brothers jealousy . "I am God! Bow down to me, humans!" Roy Mustang from Hey Angel. Fuck you Murphy and your damned law too. Ed from Roof Top Tears "Tell the Colonel that I died and didn't leave a forwarding address." Ed from More Than a Fire Hazard Roy- "Well, I'm gonna be teaching stuff, for which you, in return, can have access to the library and can sit in on lessons to figure out how it works. What?" Ed-"You, a teacher? What are you gonna teach those kids? How to procrastinate through their homework?" Roy & Ed from Even Magic Is Alchemy Case Closed... "In the case of my untimely demise, it was the midget in the janitor's closet with a soccer ball"! Heiji Hattori from Bets "Note to self, stay away from the psycho with the dead mommy laptop." Jimmy (Shinichi) from Knight Baron Mystery Part 1 Episode "Don't stop now you're on a roll, did you kill your father". Insepctor Worthington from Triple Terror episode "The only reason you don't have a ticket is cuz the cops don't dare to chase after you for their own safety! You're crazy! You're dad shoulda never let your mom teach you how ta drive. Now I'd like ta live ta see Osaka again, so hand 'em over! I've already had one case today; I ain't takin' the bus or lettin' you drive. Both are likely ta lead ta murder." Heiji Hattori from Just Kidding Around "The lady of the house would like the resident idiot to move his ass. I want coffee damnit, and you're in the way." Shinichi from Just Kidding Around. "Now give Kid-niisan a hug before you try and maul him." Kid to Conan from In the Moonlight. 'I-can-kill-you-in-about-700-ways-without-leaving-a-trace-so-I-think-you-should-back-away-from-me' Shinichi from For Happiness "Do you have any survival sense or did lady luck just adopt you?" Shinichi from Good Intentions "But now I can clean up and spare your virgin eyes! Be awed by my impressive ability to multitask or my buns of steel. Either way, I accept all forms of flattery as long as they're sincere." Kaito from Good Intentions "You can't blame Kaito-kun for that! If anything, Kudou-kun's the one who attracts nut jobs like they're going out of style. In fact, all the reports say Kaito-kun protected your precious detective from the perp!" Nakamori from Good Intentions. "Kaito! Did you bungee jump down the stairwell?" "Don't be ridiculous, "I rappelled. Huge difference. Bungee jump down that narrow a space from that height. Totally inappropriate. Some people…" Nakamori and Kaito from Good Intentions "First, I'm going to go home and try to figure out what grave, masochistic mental deficiency I'm harboring that makes an irritating, narcissistic moron whose main hobbies are criminal activities and defying reality attractive to me, I shouldn't have to look too far in my family tree to find the source of that. Then I'm going to hide until the massive sense of embarrassment fades enough that I can be aggressively defensive about it and make my friends suffer the fires of my humiliated wrath. This can never be allowed to happen again." Shinichi from Good Intentions Darn it! If I didn't think it would decrease my Shin-chan time, I'd super glue a flashing neon "Property of Kuroba Kaito" light on his forehead and lace the Beika water supply with antidepressants. Maybe then I could get him to concentrate on me for five minutes without some sociopath or sycophant sending him running off. Kaito from Taking Out the Competition "Murder for Dummies, Page 1: Do not commit murder near, around, or on the same planet as one Edogawa Conan. If this is not possible, then just turn yourself in now and save the police the trouble. "2. If you feel you must commit the murder anyway, do not use an overly contrived, extremely complicated plan. Not only will the lack of a large plan confused Edogawa, but the likely hood of failure is much less with simple deaths. "3. In fact, it is probably better to just stab your victim in front of Edogawa. The confusion of the straightforwardness will throw him off your trail completely as he creates an elegant theory of how the butler did it with a toothbrush. "4. While he is tracking down the butler, it would be a good idea to point out the fact that glasses are not a viable disguise before running to the Bahamas. If you are particularly evil, tape a sign to his back that says, 'I Am Kudou Shinichi.' (P.S. Don't go to LA. His dad lives there.) "5. Most important don't forget to remove all kickable objects from the near vicinity. It would also be a good idea to cover the entirety of your skin with clothing in case of sudden darting." "6. If all else fails, and Edogawa is about to point at you in accusation, pull out your emergency Kid lure; take a shiny diamond and shine a red light through it. Edogawa will be sufficiently distracted as the thief comes swooping in for the heist." "7. Finally, watch out for late arriving detectives (Most likely Hakuba Sagaru and Hattori Heiji). It would be a shame to get caught by the sidekicks now that you've nearly made your escape!" 1-7 from Chatty Plunnies Ch.70 "More like Kaitanic and the Shiniceburg. Sinks him in his tracks." Heiji from Chatty Plunnies Ch.80 "I don't wanna spend too much money. So either shut yer trap and be happy, or I'll violently beat some happiness into ya." Heiji from Heat of the Moment "Who's bragging?" Kaito asked, innocently. "The idiot that ran into an electric fence." "Oi!" Grinning maliciously, Shinichi leered at him. "Bizzt! Like a fly in a bug sapper." "Shut up!" Kaito whined, embarrassed, smacking him with the CD. "I just started being Kid back then! I was allowed make mistakes!" "Bizzt!" "Shinichi!" Kaito & Shinichi from Wings of a Dove, Quick as a Bullet: 100 Drabbles Ch. 76 "Pandora, are you okay?" the detective asked concerned and the gem blinked confused, "say something!" Yu Yu Hakusho... "Let me properly introduce us." Yusuke grinned cheekily and pointed at the others at the table, first himself, then Yukina, Kuwabara, and lastly Genkai, saying as he went, "Demon, demon, human, hag." Genkai's eyebrow twitched and she threw a spoon at his head, hitting him dead center. "Moron!" Yusuke grinned, rubbing the spot and chuckling- Yusuke from The Price of Freedom Ch.12 "I thought I was crazy Urimeshi, but you take the prize, the hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face"! Jin ep. 40 of Yu Yu Hakusho "Stamp? Sure! Stamp? Sure! Approval? Sure! Appeal? Sure! Come back from the dead? Why not!" Koenma from ep. 14 Yu Yu Hakusho Durarara... Mikado's been abducted by aliens! They've taken him back to their mother ship and replaced him with this freaky guy that could very well be a weapon of mass destruction! We'll all be enslaved by Mikado look-a-likes!" Masaomi from The Things You Do For Love Ch.6 Shizuo-" IIIZZAAAYYYYAAAAGet the hell out of IkebukuroAnd stay away from Mikado" Izaya" Oya, Shizu-chan. Don't you know I can't do that? My little air conditioners face is like any mans coffee in the morning. So addicting!" Shizuo-" Then go die" Shizuo and Izaya from Ikebukuro love threesome: short stories What if my best friend is secretly my sugar daddy and is giving me inordinate amounts of cash to convince me to do unspeakable things with him, albeit in a safe (CONDOMS!CONDOMS!CONDOMS!) manner? Mikado from Octopuss Sausage Harry Potter... Minerva McGonagall-"Professor Moody what are you doing", Alester Moody-"Teaching", M.M-"Is that a student"? A.M-"Techically it's a ferret". Minerva McGonagall & Alester Mooody from the fourth Harry Potter Movie Ron-"How much for this"? Fred&George"Five galleons" R-"How much for me"? F&G"Five galleons" R-"I'm your brother". F&G"Ten Galleons". From the sixth Harry Potter movie. Draco was about to lay down to sleep when suddenly a crazed pygmy owl flew in and hit him in the head! For the Love a Monarch Ch.2 "She is by far the scariest House Elf in existence," "I have seen her do the most terrifying things to the people who mess with her kitchen or her. Do not let her innocent look fool you! She is practically the Devil incarnate!" Harry to Draco and Blaise about Spiffy the house elf from Blood and Coffee Chapter 3 "Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever get's out of Azkaban I'll kill him!!!" Ron from second Harry Potter movie. I can see it now, “Young savior slain by ex-Death Eater’s son, driven mad by evil Dark Lord.” Or “Murder-Suicide at safe house ends life of young Death Eater and the Boy-Who-Lived.” Draco from Story Staking Claims Ch.5- The Nerve of Them! Draco Malfoy-"I… Got caught masturbating in a broom closet…" Severus Snape- "You got caught… Masturbating in a broom closet," Felix- "He got caught, masturbating in a broom closet, Why do you guys even have broom closets? Can't you just clean things up with a little flick of your wand?" Draco, Severus, & Felix from Phoenix Ch.8 "Dammit, Severus! I am five feet and three inches tall. You do not know how hard it is to be a man at that height without another man who frequently plows his ass to protect him. My man is stuck in Dumbledore's office! For all I know he is a woman again. Now take your potion happy ass over to that cauldron and cook me up something deadly!" Felix as a man from Phoenix Ch.13 Vocaloid... "Quit gawking at my Hello Kitty taser and help me find that pesky rodent!" Luka from SHENANIGANS Ch.5 What did I drag myself into?,Seriously, this woman belongs in an asylum! 'After all, she gave me the diva treatment and then threatened me to kill me after saving her from the paparazzi a few times! It's almost as if-holy crap! Luka escaped from a military authorized rehabilitation center and is out to get revenge on famous celebrities who sing Miley Cyrus' songs in the shower… wait. I hate Miley Cyrus and how would Luka ever know something like that? So that's not even a possible reason… Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5 'I was so much safer before I met this-mad woman! I don't care if he requested me to help her out as there is no way I can help out someone who belongs in an asylum! It's time I say something and I don't care if she zaps me with that Sanrio contraption... 'Wait I care! Hello Kitty scares me! She doesn't have a mouth!'Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5 Let an angel save me! No! Better yet, please send a-" suddenly a fat white rabbit rapidly hopped to Gakupo's foot. God, why did you send a rabbit as my savior? It's not even Easter yet! Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5 I forgot she watches 1000 Ways to Die! Don't kill me in 1000 ways! Gakupo from Shenanigans Ch.7 "Bloody hell, Show me your scar, Together we shall kill he-should-not-be-named out loud and avenge your parents and Sirius!" Luka from SHENANIGANS Ch.7 Naruto... “A little love poem. ‘Roses are red. Violets are blue. When the time is right, I shall kidnap you.’”-Shukaku from Revenge is a bitch. ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, submit little brother, and let me fuck you’?” Kisame from The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke “WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION DOES IT SAY I CAN’T BEAT UP BARNEY!”- From Nighteen Forever “You’ll probably get sweaters, underwear and socks! But what you’d really like for Christmas is a NICE HARD COCK!”-Sai from Sunshine Boy “Everything gets more fucked than you,” Naruto from Bedroom Wars "W-w-what? Have you come to steal my coffee, I won't let you! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"Gaara from No Matter What "What else could they be doing? the horizontal polka? oh wait that's the same thing." Inner Sasuke from How sasuke found out he was gay, and what yaoi is. "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKERS DO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT? FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU I'M TAKING A LUNCH BREAK THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW, I GOT DECAPITATED YESTURDAY! IMA GO PRAY, FUCK THIS!" Hidan from Playing With Fire "You know what? I don't care what you think anymore! We're watching Harry fuckin' Potter with Albus motherfuckin' Dumbledore!" Naruto from Sinner's Devotion Oh, and I also want to kill my brother. 'Cause he's an ass. He stole the last Klondike Bar. Sasuke from Sorry Girls, I'm Gay "Itachi and Naruto sittin' in a bush, up down up down, push push push!" Tobi from In Heat Danny Phantom... “No, because they’re stupid bible-thumping hillbillies who find my ghost powers an affront to God and therefore will have nothing to do with me.”-Vlad from "Christmas Party" My granddaughter brought home a ghost cat. She thought humorously. What’s next? A vampire gerbil? Sam's Granmother From "Furry Phantom'' “Moving Target Practice, Dead Cat for short, sounds more accurate.” Vlad from Deck the Halls with Ectoplasma "Because I have the body of a God." Vlad From Adversus Adverto "We watched Dead Teacher VIII and ended up making out on the couch." Danny From Adversus Adverto “…Mmm…Red Bull gives you…ghost powers…” Danny from Foriegn Exchanges “Ummm meow?” Tucker from Deck the Halls with Ectoplasma “and once I rid the world of teletubies, barney and bad kid cartoons I’m turning my sights on all those poor countries where people have little to nothing to eat” Sam fromUntitled working on title. Junjou Romantica... "Pimple face! Kappa cut! Lard ass! 7000 word essay!"Kamijo from Silly Rabbit "You turned my erection into two erections and sex. You're good at that, aren't you?" Akihiko/Usagi from Silly Rabbit "I've decided to wear leather pants, then nothing but a bowtie and bunny ears. It'll be so sexy." Akihiko/Usagi from Silly Rabbit "Oh shit! I woke up the demon rabbit!" Misaki from No Freaking Way "…DO NOT NAME MY BREASTS, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" Risako from Junjou Fluff Because you'd purposefully push him into traffic- have fun, now!" Miyagi from Junjou Fluff "Idiot-Bastard-Stalker-Sexmaniac-Usagi-san?"Misaki from a time before Christmas "I asked it the meaning of life and it told me to use tampons..."Usagi-san from JR Drabbles "I can see the headlines now!", "'Man dies in apartment and gets eaten by cats'!" Miyagi from Heart Breaking Discoveries Other anime, shows and movies... BOOTS TO ASSES- THE ROCK WWE RAW "CENA'S LADY PARTS TRENDING WORLD WIDE"-THE ROCK WWE RAW "IF MY PARTNER'S EGO GETS IN THE WAY OF THE TEAM, JOHN CENA BITCH SLAPPED ROCKY IS GONNA BE TRENDING WORLD WIDE"-JOHN CENA WWE RAW CROWD-"FRUITY PEBBLES, FRUITY PEBBLES, FRUITY PEBBLES" JOHN CENA-"THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS, WE'RE CHANTING A BREAKFAST CEREAL ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW". Miroku- Lets run Roses are red "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All gods are bastards!'" Harry about Remy from Mornings "Freakin' cat gimmi bac mi dinner!!" Hao yelled as he woke up. "Huh? Why am I on the floor??" Hao from I will win you. 'Evil sadistic bastard', came from Youko with a pout. Why didn't we think of doing that?' Yoko from A Souls Seduction "Wankers Council, Sunnyhell Branch. Watchin's what we do. Get your ass kicked and we'll watch. Have a good, filthy snog and we'll watch, and wank, free of charge, day or ni--"Spike from Under The Influence. "Oh shut up bondage boy. Ew…bad image. Bondage Bunny." Genesis from Stolen "You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my ass I shall see you in hell." Family Guy "You killed my father, your ass is mine"! Hellboy from Hellboy "Not if I strangle myself with seaweed wrap and die" Meg from Family Guy "If God's not gonna give me wings, I'm gonna drink his booze"! Michelle from American Dad the "Most Adequate Christmas Ever" Episode "There's a flying hooker watching you hug, go away hooker"! Roger seeing Michelle out the window in from American Dad the "Most Adequate Christmas Ever" Episode "Kill them all! Starting with the math teacher!"-Prof. Farnsworth "Futurama" Stewie-"Brian!" Brian- seeing stewie on the roof"what the hell'' S- get me down! B- what are you doing on the roof? S- Counting the stars in Orion's penis get me down! from family guy. Louis-Peter that's not a boob that's a lump, Peter- Oh my god, P-chuckling, L-Peter stop that we're not having sex I just told you have a lump, P-Well I have a lump too and mine's easier to get rid of! Hector-I know i'm a fat,rich,wako who is about as grounded as a stray pidgeon, Chief-keep going. Lake Placid "Actually I'm still just a friar I can swear all I want... Damn it." - Carl From Van Hellsing "Really? usually I ask only two; what are we dealing with? and how do I kill it?" VanHelsing "Why is the rum always gone?... Oh, that's why." - Captain Jack Sparrow "As a matter of fact I was not going to trade bloody Will for a ship because as long as Barbossa didn't know about stupid Will I had something to bargin with. Which now no one has thanks to bloody, stupid Will!" - Captain Jack Sparrow "Jack: So what's your plan then? Will: I climb aboard and find your bloody key. Jack: and if there are crewmen? Will: I cut down anyone in my path. Jack: I like it, simple, easy to remember"- Captain Jack Sparrow and William Turner, Dead Man's Chest "You won't call a boat a "she" yet "sister" agentices, "I'm a schitzo lib, comes with working with chauvinists like you". Gibbs & Jenny from NCIS Others... Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. Religion is like a cock. if you have one, fine, just keep it to yourself. because the moment you whip it out in front of people is when problems arise. The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. Rita Mae Brown If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947 From various bumper stickers: My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually. I can't even think straight. Let's get one thing straight, I'm not. Straight But Not Narrow Closets are for clothes. I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is. I'm not gay but my boyfriend is. Equal rights are not special rights. Homophobia is a social disease. Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. Kate Clinton If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." Shelly Roberts " If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit. " - W. C. Fields " Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun". "Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!" I met some crazy people! They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch them fall down the stairs. I Called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now. "Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over." "Person One: I know you are, but what am I? People are like slinkies. Completely useless but still fun to push down stairs. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. (Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting" It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home. I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle. They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now! It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off. Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all. From youtube a Luka review: Police: COME OUT! WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE REPLAY BUTTON! Me: I swear i didn't rape the replay button! -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide -your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -tell the truth and run -The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! -When in doubt, make up words! -Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. -If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! -You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! -Come to the dark side, we have cookies! -One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! -the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!) -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. -A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... 'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.' 'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...' 'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.' -When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.(so many ppeople deserve this, it's not even funny) -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... -I was thinking, while I was running... About not hitting trees, I hope. -The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is: Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. -I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean don't regret doing things, regret getting caught Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West POSTS... If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile! If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile!! If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping, snapping, or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're taller than Edward Elric but still shorter than everyone else, paste this into your signature. 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I miss the Froot Loop) If you are really random, put this in your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. if you love 2 copy and paste stuff on ur profile copy and paste dis on ur profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, Miko Vampire Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd, Miko Vampire Itachi Uchiha's B-day: June 9th A powerful Leaf ninja from the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Itachi wiped out everyone in his clan except for his little brother Sasuke. Sasuke Uchiha's B-day: July 23th A Genin from the village of Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke is one of the last surviving members of the Uchiha clan. This clan is known for the genetic ability to use the Sharigan eye. This eye allows its users to copy any jutsu technique their opponent uses. Sasuke's clan was killed by his older brother Itachi, because of that he has devoted his life to killing his brother. Naruto Uzumaki's B-day: October 10th A Genin from the village of Konoha, Uzumaki Naruto is the container for the Kyuubi Demon Fox. Shortly after he was born, the Kyuubi attacked the village. To stop the demonthe Fourth Hokage was forced to imprison it into the body of the young baby Naruto. As Naruto grew up the adults in Leaf Village saw Naruto as the demon fox itself. This feeling was passed on to their children who also looked down on Naruto. Growing up Naruto did not have anyone who really cared him. Because of this Naruto has grown up seeking to have everyone recognize him as being a skilled ninja. To that end his goal is to surpass the Hokage. Deck the halls with Ecto Blasts Fa la la la la, la la la la Vlad does Danny in the ass Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch ouch Danny seems to be okay yea yea yea, yea yea yea, yea yea yea Arn't we happy they are gay Yes yes yes yes yes, yes yes yes yes These lyrics were written by Dannychic. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your ／l、 This is Kitty. Copy Kitty to your signature to help her achieve the world domination. \_/ ) ρυт тнιs ση yσυя Put this Put this on your Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o.\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . 0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi. Our Itachi's Face guide: Put this DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP111111111 DP RULES!! Not made by me. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've 8888888888_ The Gel Bracelet Game I played it in school and still play it in colledge here are the meanings to the colors. Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG, Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey, Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS, Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex, Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE, Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl, Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants",Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy, Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex, White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have, Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable, Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part, Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss, Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex, Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex),Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want, Glittery Black- indicates that the wearer is willing to go all the way. (aka home base) A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom or Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things you say pink You say akon-I say Disturbed 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. 24 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. 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We are perverts, yes we are Whether it be watching from a far Or wanking in the loo We are perverts through and through! We are perverts, proud we are Whether we be jerking in your car Or screwing a pet or two We are perverts We are perverts WE-- ARE-- PERVERTS--! And we’re proud. 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!" After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one... Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!" Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" 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