![]() Author has written 4 stories for Glee, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Lost Girl. favorite books- Maximum Ride series The Vampire Academy series The House of Night series The Icemark Cronicles Blood and Chocolate The Inheritance Cycle series The Hunger Games series The Harry Potter series The Percy Jackson series The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Denial (this isn't happening to me!) Anger (why is this happening to me?) Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...) Depression (I don't care anymore) Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes) The five stages of...something I laugh at...what was it again? He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Some people are Optimistic: That glass is half full. Some people are Pessimistic: That glass is half empty. Some people are like Me: Are you going to drink that? Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. ‘FINE’ is an acronym for Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. I am very fine, thank you. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 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