Well, howdy everybody!

You've been here before! Sure you have, I don't forget a face!

Well don't just stand there! Have a seat, kick your feet up and chill for a bit!

How's about a story to pass the time?

You'll love this one! It's a campfire classic.

Once upon a harvest moon,

Off a trail once sought by Boone,

A man sat down upon a plain,

Readied his rifle to practice his aim.

He then saw across yonder way,

A man in black who rode astray,

The rider came with things to tell

"Come and see what I have to sell!"

"What are your wares?"

"What are your fares?"

"Depends on what you'd like to pay."

"How much for the truth, you say?"

"A fair inquiry, dear sir, oh my!

Not a penny, that much I'll try!

This I'll tell without reprieve,

But beware these words;

You will never leave!"