Vanwilderhide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers. Wow... Intros are surprisingly hard. Uhh... Hi? If you're here after reading one of my many WIPs (Works In Progress), I suggest you check out the many one-shots I have written. My favourite writers on this site: Rorschach's Blot, LeadVonE (who has an awesome discord server), CatsAreCool, and michaelsuave. You guys have written stories so great, I would honestly want my kids to read them. Kudos to y'all. Stuff I enjoy reading and writing: Luna, crack, fluff Stuff I don't read: Draco or Voldemort as protagonist or love interest, angst, horror I am trying my hand in the Percy Jackson verse through crossovers, so give it a try if you're into that. That's... it, I guess. Keep reading, keep laughing. Lectio Beatus. PS: I was formerly called AarabdhT here. So don't confuse me to be a pirate. That name was... a little hard to remember, shall we say. |
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Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 508,587 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Artificer Legacy by Kairomaru reviews
Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,379 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 11/18/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Penelope C., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14901 - Favs: 13,604 - Follows: 15,442 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Origins by burnable reviews
Sequel to Back to the Beginning. Harry finds out that one of their advanced systems have been experiencing strange interruptions and follows them back to a military compound, where the Stargate, an ancient feat of alien technology, allows mankind to reach out and explore different worlds and cultures. Still harem, but less focused on that.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,888 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/2
What He'll Sorely Miss by HarmonyPie714 reviews
What if Harry had made a different decision at the bottom of the Black Lake? Set in fourth year, exploring the repercussions of Harry's hasty choice. Rated T for safety. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,376 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K.
Tainted Desire by aTasteOfDarkness reviews
Most people, had they found themselves in occupying the body of a character in a book they enjoyed, would have tried to make sure the story ended happily for all that was involved. Not me. I wasn't stupid enough to miss the chance the forge my own destiny in a new universe, especially not when I found myself in the body of infamous Draco Malfoy. (Erotica, NTR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,985 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Narcissa M., OC
Overlord Potter by Gloweye reviews
Sentenced to Azkaban for being the only Parselmouth in Hogwarts, the sanity of Harry wears thin, and he starts to experience another world while asleep. Now he returns to Hogwarts, devoid of mercy but full of ambition, power, and a need for control. Manipulative!Harry, Dark!Harry. Harry/Multi. Mind Control with logical consequences.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,198 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Romilda V.]
The Eye of the Phoenix by GrandSpaceWizard reviews
Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a foolish Dark Wizard attempted to summon the power of an extradimensional entity without understanding the consequences, and the entire world paid the price. Desperate to save himself and his godson, Harry makes a bargain with a being of incredible power and escapes to another Earth, one with a fighting chance. Will he save it, or doom it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,477 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Harry P., Teddy L., Ancient One
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,793 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 9,840 - Follows: 11,774 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
The Doll Gamer by Redwall6921 reviews
I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,645 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 2/10/2019 - OC
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,727 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 6,560 - Follows: 8,189 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Back to the Beginning by burnable reviews
Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 343,433 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 5/16 - Complete
A Sorcerer's Ambition by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
Grayson doesn't have a bad life, not really. But given the chance to improve his not-that-bad life, he'll grab it without a second thought, even if he has to make a deal with a devil to do so, after all... the sorting hat did say his ambition was dangerous.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,578 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/10
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 10,413 - Follows: 13,022 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,349 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,117 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
An Accident in Shangri-La by ChuckTheElf
A somewhat lighthearted look at modern events, a possible past look at how things happened the way they did. Set pre-Hogwarts, supposed to be during James and Lily Potter's honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10 - Complete
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 1,862,858 - Reviews: 6391 - Favs: 11,227 - Follows: 11,208 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,583 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 508,499 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 7,101 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/2/2018
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,290 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 153,499 - Reviews: 3082 - Favs: 10,496 - Follows: 12,663 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Iron Forces by Longing.For.The.Stars reviews
Tony Stark ends up in a completely different universe where no one knows his name and the technology, despite being in space, is about as imaginative as technology from the Cold War era. What is a genius to do? Stage a (friendly) takeover, of course.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,545 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Obi-Wan K., Jango Fett, Bail O., Iron Man/Tony S.
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 6,581 - Follows: 6,428 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,726 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 7,218 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/30 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8675 - Favs: 16,960 - Follows: 20,135 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/1/2017
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/30/2015
Beyond Good and Evil by TheYellowThuderGod reviews
Leaving behind a desperate future, Harry Potter sets out to build a better past, two goals firmly locked inside his mind - extinguishing every little piece of the Dark Lord Voldemort and keeping all of his precious friends and family safe. Things start off well, but Harry knew that his infamous "luck" would strike sooner or later. He had just hoped it would be later. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/7/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L., Rubeus H.
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 156,243 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/30/2019
A bunch of Smut by KnightRider96 reviews
I have no idea what to put in here. This is my first smut and a set of stories contain pure smut with a tiny bit of story. Mature audience's only. DO NOT READ if smut or explicit content is not your cup of tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/2
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 96 - Words: 804,636 - Reviews: 17901 - Favs: 13,198 - Follows: 13,526 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Harry Potter and the Burning of Bridges by ZebJeb reviews
Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Avengers: Battleground by MerlynPrime reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry decides to start over in a new world to find peace. However, the world will not grant him this request as the Earth needs its heroes more than ever and Harry has to answer the call. Monsters, Spies, along with costume heroes will grant him the family he has long search for. If the world doesn't destroy him first. HP/WM (God-Like HP)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 250,027 - Reviews: 4445 - Favs: 8,135 - Follows: 9,665 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Harry P., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, OC]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 4,700 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Original WTT by Sapper One reviews
The 2015 unfinished version of WTT, since enough people said they wanted it reposted and preserved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,101 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 6,146 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
Scion of Sorcery by DZ2 reviews
Strange Things Response: When Lily was pregnant with Harry, she knew that he would grow up to be someone special in the world of the mystic ones. But then again, why wouldn't he? After all, his Father is the Sorcerer Supreme! Grey OP Harry; Good Dumbledore
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,299 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Dr. S. Strange, Dr. Christine Palmer] Harry P. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,584 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter the high Lord! by Pseudonominal reviews
Crack-Fic! Stoner!Harry Idiot!Ron: Harry finds an alternative method to deal with personal loss! Starts out as Harmony, will become Harem! Will contain mild inter-harem Fem!Slash! This is silly nonsense, you've been warned! Unbetaed! Raw! and Uncensored!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 9/13/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter, Master of Death by Pseudonominal reviews
A six year old Harry Potter gets help from an unexpected source. How will this affect his life? Super!Harry H/Hr/L Lunar Harmony in later years. By popular demand, I will continue the story here. Warning: Betaed from the 6th chapter onwards! Lots of mistakes in the first five, working on getting them fixed. Chapter 1 is fixed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,102 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] OC
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 8,314 - Follows: 8,462 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7526 - Favs: 15,662 - Follows: 18,325 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7375 - Favs: 15,819 - Follows: 18,013 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Advantages of Being Sane by Leyrann reviews
When Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, they are transported to a graveyard, where Harry witnesses the resurrection of Lady Voldemort... who isn't quite what he'd expected. For one, she isn't trying to kill him. For another, she doesn't seem to like the Death Eaters either. Harry/fem!Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin reviews
Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,017 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 4,310 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P.
Scheduling Conflict by Leyrann reviews
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches (by LeadVonE) spinoff oneshot. CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, TAKES PLACE AFTER CH. 51! When Harry is considering how to deal with his parents expecting him to come along to the Winter Festival as Harry Potter, while having to be there as host Lord Slytherin, he decides the easiest solution is to simply inform them. M-rating is probably paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/17/2019 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
How to Make Friends and Stop an Alien Invasion by McWhite reviews
Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 485 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Harry P., Death, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,947 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Perfectly Arranged Betrothal by Leyrann reviews
Harry finds out he has a betrothal contract with Daphne Greengrass. Somehow, the situation feels familiar. Well, except for the surprise at the end. Oneshot, very meta. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/5/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 857 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 715,429 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 7,716 - Follows: 8,866 - Updated: 4/6/2019 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,740 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 4,156 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Annals of Arithmancy by White Squirrel reviews
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,813 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Time Traveller by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry's life is discovered to be in danger in the future, an older and wiser Hermione travels to the past to seek the help of a key Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 226 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sirius Plan by lorixjake reviews
Sirius has a very different reaction to hearing his godson has been attacked by Dementors. Taking matters into his own hands, Sirius struggles to navigate being a good godparent to Harry and trying to fight the war on a whole new front. (On Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,350 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Neville L., Daphne G.
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 5,283 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Found in the Ashes by JacobApples reviews
What happens when Harry Potter at age 29 is transported back in time with his family by a meddling phoenix? Well, when four of his kids are metamorphmagus, his better half is Andromeda Black and his sister-in-law, Narcissa Malfoy is on their side; the Wizarding World will not know what hit them. Begins in Prisoner of Azkaban, the start of book 3. Update late Summer 2020.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 9/9/2018 - [Harry P., Andromeda T.] [Teddy L., Luna L.]
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 4,381 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Last Dark Lord by karloss999 reviews
When secrets come to light, When evil makes its move, When darkness drowns out the light. What can a hero do? Armed with knowledge long lost, wielding a power never seen before and aided by most surprising of allies, Harry Potter steps into the Dark... A Dark!Harry/Multi story with Evil!Dumbles, Traitor!Ron and PotionQueen!Molly. Rated M for gore, violence and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Ginny W.]
Not Just a Pretty Mask by GhostWriterAnonymous reviews
A story about all of Peter's love interests, set after the events of Spider-Man PS4.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2018 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Silver Sable/S. Sablinova, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat
Power to Strive by ii-Phoenix-ii reviews
A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for twelve hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,089 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 10,576 - Follows: 12,444 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Ain't nothing Darker than Black by ThoughtsOfDeath reviews
A man with a set of very loose morals gets inserted into the body of the imprisoned Sirius Black. He may have all the knowledge, but fixing it all does not enter his mind. Not even close. Self Insert. Neutral Evil MC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 290 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., OC
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 6,637 - Follows: 6,667 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
More than a Happy Memory by Phantom Rose 0617 reviews
One evening after a DA meeting, Harry shows Hermione how to conjure a true Patronus. Set in the middle of OotP. One-Shot. A bit OOC. A/U. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/30/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,303 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
LL by Herochick007 reviews
One shot, Lavender has a question for Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Luna L., Lavender B. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5331 - Favs: 14,710 - Follows: 13,864 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
The Master of Death in Nazarik by dEBB987 reviews
Today at midnight, the server would close down and any players left would be forcefully logged-out. That's what was supposed to happen at least. Harry knew better than that though. He had seen the changes in the runes, had seen how they changed to become more permanent with each "new version" of the server.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,941 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Harry P., Albedo, Demiurge
Harry's Story in Verse by XenaTwin
Written for a challenge. It's basically Harry's whole story in limerick form. A line or two aren't perfect but it was a fun challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chronicles Of Harry Holmes by Zeno-no-kyuubi by Wassa110 reviews
I've re-uploaded The Chronicles Of Harry Holmes so other people can enjoy this story. This story was written by Zeno-no-kyuubi, and he has given me his blessing/permission to re-upload this story. If you enjoyed this story check him out i'm only a humble fan. He has great stories similar to this like In The Mind Of A Scientist with the sequels branching out to SG-1, and ME.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Death by tyrannicpuppy reviews
Many have speculated as to what the phrase 'Master of Death' meant, but only one has ever put it to the test. WARNINGS: Coarse Language. Graphic Scenes. Chapter 2 is NOT a continuation. This may become a collection of separate one-shots with a similar theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Beyond the Veil by StorytheBrave reviews
Sirius Black was falling, he was sure of it. Thus begins Sirius' journey through the veil into the afterlife, and what it means to pass on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11067 - Favs: 12,157 - Follows: 13,826 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
When did the Ice Queen get so flirty? by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 438 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter - Alteran by Sashian reviews
The rebirth of an entire race and society is a tall order when this and other galaxies are not safe. What is Harry to do? What he does best, jump in feet first. Rating T for some language and mentions of nudity later on. Pairings HP/HG/LL/other
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 196,908 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,317 - Follows: 13,419 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 12,910 - Follows: 7,642 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5738 - Favs: 11,484 - Follows: 12,114 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 263 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6070 - Favs: 16,414 - Follows: 13,113 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 14,603 - Follows: 11,528 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Realistically Yours by RebeliousOne reviews
What if Harry was more realistic considering how he was raised?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P.
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 7,622 - Follows: 5,430 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
In All Things Balance by ffdrake reviews
A Dark Lord of the Sith, lost in time receives a vision that leads her to a world drowning in the Force. There she is given a chance to build an Empire of her own with Force users who are neither Sith nor Jedi. GreyHarry, rated M for language, violence, and language. Pairings Decided: SB/AB, SI/NT, RL/OC, HP/?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 252,655 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,337 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11565 - Favs: 17,434 - Follows: 12,354 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council reviews
A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,465 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Teenage boys think with their dicks by Whitsie reviews
...except Harry Potter who can barely think at all. In which there is actual romantic potato Harry Potter and his recently founded harem of girls. Harem crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 435 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Controversy by Clell65619 reviews
Harry returns from a personal 5 year crusade to find that something very important in his life has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 278 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
He is the Blacksmith by fringeperson reviews
The story goes that a prince hides himself as a blacksmith, and wins the heart of a princess. This... isn't quite that story. Oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry/Merida, but not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 363 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Merida, Mor'du - Complete
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 7,513 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 7,921 - Follows: 3,253 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Bric-à-brac by CycoMW reviews
A few short works. Tiny one-offs. Misc ideas. Bit and bobs. You get the idea. Humour/Light: 'Pranking the Sorting Hat', 'Potter Travels to the Forest Moon (parts 1 & 2)', and 'Harry Potter Narrated.' Humour/Dark: 'Confringo is Easier', 'Transfiguration Practice' and 'Oblivious'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Still In(,) The Mirror by Lilgreenman reviews
A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,471 - Follows: 19,511 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 11,080 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 7,155 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
260 Going on 16 by SciFiFantasyWriter1 reviews
Harry Potter travels back in time hundreds of years after having lived an adventurous life so that he can be with the woman he lost too soon. She was his best friend. To save her he will defy time and re-shape the entire world. Powerful-Harry & Intelligent-Harry. 5th Year Fic. Advanced Technology and Technomancy. Harry/Hermione pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,827 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 7,900 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 20,296 - Follows: 7,848 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 7,091 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
A Brother's Grief by Silently Watches reviews
A Halloween one-shot featuring Fred, George, and a look into the past. Dark themes and implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6435 - Favs: 12,479 - Follows: 8,415 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
My Punishment by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
I didn't betray James and Lily the way everyone thinks I did, but I did betray my best friend. This is my punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Sirius B., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 430 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 8,889 - Follows: 2,479 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 185 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What If Lucius Had a Better Plan? by witowsmp reviews
What would have happened at the end of "Order of the Phoenix" if Lucius had used a better plan in the Department of Mysteries?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Price of Friendship by XSpike4evaX reviews
When James over hears a conversation between Lily and Sirius that he shouldn't be listening to, he realises just what Sirius will pay for the Price of Friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Sirius B., Lily Evans P.] James P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 7,341 - Follows: 2,124 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 273 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 475 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 332 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 2,040 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 1,210 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 768 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 10,085 - Follows: 2,931 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 470 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 824 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 8,466 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 309 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 580 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 14,719 - Follows: 3,954 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 441 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 12,295 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Cupboard by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 275 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 11,106 - Follows: 10,259 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9641 - Favs: 25,888 - Follows: 10,401 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chess by Lexical Item reviews
McGonagall accepts an invitation for a friendly game of chess with the headmaster. She is a formidable player, but she expects to lose. Then again, Dumbledore has some... interesting strategies that may just cost him the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3896 - Favs: 16,875 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Girl Who Loved by Darth Drafter reviews
Sirius is dead. The Headmaster reveals to Harry what he believes the power Voldemort knows not is supposed to be. Not just 'love' but a specific kind of love. Harry disagrees. He reacts with an 8 timezone apparition to the Pools of Sorrow in China. Multicross of HP, SM and Ranma 1/2. Harry/Usagi SailorMoon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,839 - Follows: 2,216 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 798 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 10,990 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,245 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 982 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,928 - Follows: 5,976 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 223 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 630 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,548 - Follows: 2,221 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6349 - Favs: 17,094 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 1,349 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 515 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 1,016 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,879 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 766 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 760 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,063 - Follows: 7,179 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 455 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 161 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 376 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 306 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Harry Potter does not make a good spy reviews
I mean, really, have you met Harry Potter? He's as far from a decent spy as the average Snape is from hair-cleansing charms. But, as an Auror, some missions have to be stealth based. Hmm... wonder how Tonks became an Auror. Natasha gets pulled into a new world, she has only herself to blame for that though. And, perhaps, the cackling old witch called Fate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/4 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
BAMF Arthur Weasley
Julia Granger never knew the monster she unleashed that day. Apparently, Muggle devices and Magic really did work well, especially the destructive kind. Who knew? post GoF. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24 - Harry P., Hermione G., Arthur W.
Hallow's Eve reviews
When Sirius Black listened to his mind and not his heart, Harry was saved from a terrible childhood. But what would it mean for the Wizarding World? My take on 'Sirius rescues Harry' idea. It won't follow canon for too long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/10/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Mr Black and the Camp Half-Blood reviews
Somehow, Harry Potter finds his way to the Percy Jackson universe. With crazy gods, crazier monsters, all around fun. Direct continuation of Rorschach's Blot's classic "Make A Wish." Heavily inspired from "Terminal Justice" which was sadly taken down by the author. Sporadic updates. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 7/22/2019 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Vacation Through Two Worlds reviews
Harry and Ron left the Wizarding Britain to explore the world. Fate, however, had other plans. Or rather, the author had other plans. How will one character and his sidekick (Ron- "Hey!") change the course of MCU? Pairings? Undecided. Fun? You bet. Hotel? Trivago. Sporadic Updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/28 - Harry P., Ron W.
Old Man and his propensity for Pranks reviews
Dumbledore was a prankster at heart, but the two wars have managed to bottle up this side of him, and he lives his life as The Wizard of the Light should. But when Umbridge starts ruffling too many of his feathers, he basically goes "fuck this." The Wizarding World wouldn't be ready for the Old Man and his Protégé. Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/7 - Albus D.
Death in the Graveyard reviews
Harry expects the end of the bloody tournament, and receives death. Don't worry, he gets better. An AU where Voldemort was actually as charismatic and silver-tongued as is said in canon. He knows strategies and knows how to utterly destroy his enemies before he ever raises his wand. How will Harry cope with it, even including a little mystical help? Gen. Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/4 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Musings and Muses reviews
A collection of ideas that have been rattling inside my head, which may or may not grow to be bigger stories. Contains solo and crossover fics, but will all contain Harry Potter. UPDATE: Now adding some drabbles in the Make A Wish universe (will contain Mr Black).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/18/2018 - Harry P.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Nobody. At least, not Harry. Through unusual circumstances, Harry comes across the game of Jumanji. Somehow it ends up being played by the entire Dumbledore's Army. In the Room of Requirement. Once again, who thought it was a good idea? Good ol' Crack, mixed with occasional madness and mayhem. Pairing undecided (and not by author's choice).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Wand of Power, Cloak of Death reviews
Death is unhappy to gift the Hallows to the three brothers, and each object is cursed with Death. What will Harry do, when he finds that the Hallows keep coming back? Not focused on pairing. NOT SLASH. Post DH, but EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Harry P., Death
My Reddit Oneshots
One-shots collected from the many prompts I have found over at Reddit. They will all be either complete stories, or incomplete shorts that I have no intention of completing. Mostly Crack, with occasional drama and adventure. I am marking this as complete, but I will update this whenever I post another one-shot at Reddit. Rating is T because it will have everything from K-T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,511 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
When Science Met Magic reviews
Self Insert. Hopefully new. I find myself in the body of one Hermione Granger. Hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Hermione G.
An Honest Gringotts Visit reviews
Every Gringotts visit ever. A parody one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curious Case of Harry Potter reviews
When Harry finds out about a whole new world of friends, foes and adventures, will he choose to be a good little wizard? A complaint Demigod? A hero? How will Voldemort deal with this Harry Potter? Harry is the son of Zeus, but he doesn't have many powers. He will have to get creative, is all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/15/2019 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Harry P.
An honest confrontation with Dumbledore reviews
Every Harry-Dumbledore confrontation ever. A parody one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
DADA teachers save the day reviews
When Harry gets trapped in the Graveyard, it's time to pull out the big guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's trip to India reviews
Harry, betrayed by his best friend and Dumbledore, decides that he deserves a vacation. There he finds control, power, and peace. This is a journey, from boyhood to adulthood. Post OotP. Not focused on pairing. NOT SLASH. Sporadic updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P.
Monster Book of Monsters reviews
One-shot. Crackfic. The Monster Book of Monsters has escaped, and Harry must try to find it. Will he have what it takes to capture a particularly vicious Book?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Complete
Neville Snapped reviews
After suffering through another taunt by Malfoy, Neville snaps. How far will his insanity take him? During DH. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Neville L. - Complete
The Obligatory Marraige Law Fic reviews
The problem - magical population is critically low. The solution? Everyone has to marry Muggles. My take on the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2019 - OC - Complete
For Friendship reviews
Harry left everyone to live life as a muggle, but will the past ever leave him alone? How will he change the past, knowing what the future holds? Time-Travel. Post DH. EWE. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Memorial reviews
One-shot. Post War. The Ministry creates a Memorial to honour the dead and inspire the living. Harry understands what it means to be a symbol to the people. NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Veritaserum reviews
One-shot. Harry shows one of the biggest flaws in Veritaserum. The Wizarding World is shocked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
