Everything will be okay in the end, it is not okay, it is not the end. -Unknown

Never, never, never give up. -Winston Churchill

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? -Unknown

Whatever you are, be a good one. -Abraham Lincoln

Do one thing every day that scares you. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Sorry, I've got to go; my Goldfish is drowning and I think my Ice-cream's gone cold -Unknown

A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. -Unknown

You know that thing you just did? Yeah, don't do that. -Experience

I'll turn him into a flea... a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives... AHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY! -Eizma (The Emperors New Grove)

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. -Anonymous

Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. -Jack Sparrow, (Pirates of the Caribbean)

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. -Ronald Reagan

A room without books is like a body without a soul. -Cicero

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -Unknown

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

I don't get even, I get odder.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I didn't say it was your fault I said I was blaming you.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

My knight in shining armor is on his way. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

WE'RE NOT RETREATING! We're attacking in the other direction!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Some people are actually sane. Imagine how boring their life must be...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Come to the Dork side, we have Pi!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse that privilege.

News is where they begin with 'Good morning', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

My Absolute Favorite FanFictions on :

Avatar the Last Airbender:

Embers (Vathara)

SCWLC ‘s Arranging Marriages (The series of stories)

Avengers (and other Marvel Movies):

Tony and his Robots (Heaven's Archer)

Truthfully (Salazarfalcon)

Harry Potter:

Poison Pen (GenkaiFan)

Cauterize (Lady Altair)

Merlin:

Overheard (hujwernoo)

Mulan:

Consequences (Goldenbrook15)

Naruto:

Teacup Tempest (Wingwyrm)

All Started With A Smell (o0Black-Sand0o)

Pokemon:

A Stray Little Charmander (Asaf)

Rise of the Guardians

Secret of Frost and Moon (Alaia Skyhawk)

Believing is Seeing (nineteennintytwo)

Sherlock:

That Would Work (chappysmom)

A Little Help from My Enemies (chappysmom)

Better Than None (RemyDico5)

Transformers:

Antebellum (SavvyEnigma)