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 Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Twilight. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. Dude, am I the ONLY person who thought Terk from Tarazan is really a girl?!?! dude, I am now questioning my whole childhood, that's not a good thing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU This is amazing you should watch and listen to it! 3 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, Perfect Dreams, PaigeySama, RockerGirl0709, QueenoftheCatz, Anime Girl593, Tara Blossom, TheSnowSakura, GoddessofMoons, FarmerChick, Komoose, blazzer12 I saw the best thing when I woke up... the Mortal Instruments ad on my kindle. Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he found out his friend out committed suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on PREP X You own a cell phone. X You hate buying things that are on sale. X Do you have more than one house Total:4 out of 11 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colours. Total:5 out of 7(Is that bad?) PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 6 out of 8 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 4 out of 10 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl.(My family never watch football unless it's a big game) Total: 3 out of 9 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 4 out of 10 YOUR GUY SIDE X You love hoodies. Total: 18 out of 25(You know I've had a friend say to me that if I didn't have a bust, then I could be mistaken for a guy and I probably could) YOUR GIRL SIDE X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. Total: Dude, I'm a girl and I got a 0 plus my brother got a better score on this than I did he's the 1's Okay, I'll tell you about myself. I'm thirteen with blondish-brown hair and blue-gray eyes(I seriously can't have a solid color can I?) and I do prefer wearing dark colors. I am not goth or emo, I'm just not a very bright person, ask skiddliebop, she will answer that question very accurately. Also I absolutely love Fall Out Boy, along with Maximum Ride(Should have never ended), Twilight(Should have never ended), Harry Potter(Do I have to say it again?), both Percy Jackson series, The Mortal Instruments series, the Infernal Devices trilogy, the Hush Hush trilogy(Seriously look at what I wrote behind both Maximum Ride and Twilight). One other thing I have a very short temper at times, I will completely loose it if you annoy me to a point. Oh and I'm happy on May 1, I get to go on a school field trip, and then the next two days I get to go on vacation! Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil!(I knew it!Skiddliebop!) 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway) 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-a, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium.(I love you... awesome quote) 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! 30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list. You know you're addicted to MR when: 1. You know what MR means first of all. 2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility. 3. Max is a girl’s name. 4. You have a newfound respect for blind people. 5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings. 6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids. 7. You’d kill to be a bird kid. 8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.(Skiddlebop, you'd never be Team Edward or Jacob anyway) 9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.(Skiddleibop, we know a few Dylan's would you say their evil?) 10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day. 11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally. 12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. 13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies. 14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M. 15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings. 16. You develop claustrophobia. 17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.(Unless it's from The Mortal Instruments! Then you will find a hot blond shadowhunter) 18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros. 19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black. 20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully. 21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*(OMG Yes! Fang needs to be real although Max would not like Skiddliebop very much) Warriors Have Taught us These Things Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Cats can have accents. Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather? No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.(True...) Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*. There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. Its possible to complain about anything. All barn cats are weird. Happy endings are completely unrealistic. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy...Jayfeather... Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best. The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. Don't mess with beavers. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon... Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! Lying is the most evil thing ever. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!! (you don't have to agree with all of them) NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. Few Cool Quotes from Percy Jackson With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN "God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO "See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES "It's all right. We just had a family spat." "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES ''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero "The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up." - Percy and Zoe, THE TITAN'S CURSE "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" -Tyson THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH “Braccas meas vescimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!” -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF "Yes. I'm glad you understand. Perhaps late, if I don't have to kill you, I will share my brownie recipe." Aphros, THE MARK OF ATHENA "Leo wasn't sure whether he felt relieved or insulted that the combat trainer was interrogating Frank, while Leo got the home economics teacher." -Leo, THE MARK OF ATHENA "On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up." -Percy, THE MARK OF ATHENA "We're staying together," he promised. "you're not getting away from me. Never again." -Percy, THE MARK OF ATHENA FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia) Sheened (UK), Melody-Daughter-of-Poseidon (USA) Magique10(India), blazzer12(USA) Pledge to the Gods: I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I see a olive tree(I don't see olive trees very often can it be owls?) I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse(Or anytime I'm near water) I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see makeup And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever I eat cereal And I promise to remember Hephaestus When I build somethig(I'll remember him a lot this week then, shop class) I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods RULES OF CAMP-HALFBLOOD; BY PERCY:
2.Never ask Apollo or his kids to perform poetry. not scream "SPIDERS!" near the Athena cabin. In fact, don't even whisper it. Unless you want to be stampeded by a bunch of screaming banshees. not sacrifice your veggies to the gods. They dont like them either. Go figure. 5.Never tell children of Ares that they need anger management classes, even if they do, cause they will pulverize you. 6. Children of Poseidon should never fly. Children of Zeus should never sail. 7. Do not suggest Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus as children of Apollo unless you want to die a very painful death in a solar flare. I ran with scissors, and lived! (Yep, I'm awesome) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (:D) Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. (HA!) One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! (Until you blow something up then walk out of the room and say, "What'd you do!?") They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.(Hey, someone's got to pull the trigger) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.(Uncoordinated) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Actually my grandpa died at his house) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Hell ya!) My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he HATES that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball's make a big hole in paper. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (Yes, yes I do.) Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? (Take that Hades! Just don't effect please) I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.(Exactly) It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.(True) The world is full of crazy people. (skiddliebop, you are one of them. Then again so am I) So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. (So true) If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? (True, lol) Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?(please say yes) Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? (Honestly, they really need to fix that!) Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?(Very good point there) “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” ºø„ºø„„øº„øº „ ºø„ „øº„øº ºø„ PERCY JACKSON „øº „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø„ ºø„ºø„„øº„øº I'm only Team Edward because then Bella will be with Edward and leave Jacob(shut up about Nessie, I like her but she does not get Jacob. The only way she's getting Jacob is if I get Seth). 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!"), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider, blazzer12 skiddliebop, you better copy and paste that to your profile, because we both know that we take freak and weird as a compliment. Am I the only person who wants to see both Safe Haven and Warm Bodies? Also, skiddliebop, your profile is awesome and it is a good thing I threatened you to get an account. Now we can talk over the summer because I don't have a phone. All we need is Hannah and David.(This may or may not be their real names only skiddliebop and I know for sure.) Boy: Babe, So movie tonight? No response so she walks to his window and looked for him & saw him on the floor with a bullet in his head, and a letter next to him, she picked up the letter.. as she read "I didn't know what I did wrong, but I wanted to spend as much time with you as I could. I only had 2 months left to live. I found out I had Cancer 2 days ago, but I see your happy without me and I'm happy as long as your happy. That's all that matters, I love you I hate to read about sad stories but I love 'em too. Is anyone else sooo super excited for one of these movies: Breaking Dawn part 2, Mortal Instruments, City of Bones, or the Maximum Ride movie? I know I'm excited to see all these movies come out even though Breaking Dawn part 2 already came out and I saw it I'm sooo excited for the others to come out. I haven't seen anything really done with the Maximum Ride movie, but a date has been set with Mortal Instruments, August 23 or 27 something around there. Anyway I'm happy it's finally coming out, maybe after they finish this series they can move onto the Infernal Devices! Because of recent observations, I have concluded that in this day and age, common sense has to be a super power, that very few possess. yesterday was a very emotional day for me, I took my pet rock out for a swim, and it drowned. Why waste our time trying to find intelligent life on Mars when we can't even find any on Earth? I am sarcastic and I have a smart-ass attitude!! It is the perfect defense mechanism against drama, bullshit, and stupidity! Love it!(That is soooo me.) I'll remember Brightheart, I'll remember Silverstream , I will remember Goosefeather, I'll remember Mothwing, I'll always think of Heathertail, I will think of Tawnypelt, I promise to remember Cinderheart, I'll remember Leafpool , I'll remember Brambleclaw, I'll remember Lionblaze, I'll remember Dovewing, I'll remember Bluestar, Feathertail will be in my mind, I'll remember Ashfur, I'll remember Ivypool, I'll remember Crookedstar, I'll remember Jayfeather, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, I'll remember the many battles, Quick! Pick twelve random characters. 1.Firestar 2.Leafstar 3.Scourge 4.Skywatcher 5.Petalkit 6.Swiftstar 7.Shadestar 8.Jayfeather 9.Rock 10.Billystorm 11.Brigthheart 12.Brook Questions 1.What would happen if 5 had 7's kits, but was mates with 2, and 2 was secretly planning on being mates with 9? Um the kits stay with Leafstar and Rock on weekends? 2.Have you ever read a ff about Petalkit? No, but I would love to read one. 3.What if 9 became leader. but 6 was planning on secretly killing 3, so they could lure 9 into a kittypet garden to become a kittypet? I would personaly love to hear about those plans, but then have 9 come back and kill 6. 4.What would 4 and 9's kits be named? Um... if they were warriors : Stormkit, Lionkit and Birdkit. PM me what the tribe names would be. 5.If you have anymore questions you would like me to add I will add them just PM me. What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids 18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic. 19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead. Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things. I laughed although skiddliebop, I might plan this, you better watch out you might be a victim of one of them! Or I might be doing them with you... yeah we should so do this sometime. FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit by you by the pool. REAL FRIENDS: Will push you in and throw a tampon at you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building(omg did the gods decide to push him off olympus?! lol, you people know what I mean). Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda(or wine from Dionysus) and yell, "Do a flip!" Ok I'm making... a...bunny!!!!!!!!! that was awesome and sorry it won't show up I'll try later. Girl: Slow down. I'm scared. -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love, then copy this into your profile. Percy Jackson: You know you're obsessed with PJO when: During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!" Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes. Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!" You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address. You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket(in my bag, at least:)). Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword. When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding. You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes. If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!"(or vice-versa) You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda. Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one. Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!" You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico." Recite random lines from the books(all the time!). When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it(guilty). You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months(maybe longer!). You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You just have to research more about Greek mythology. You copy and paste this onto your profile. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt. You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters(Never had a boyfriend...*sigh*). You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod(I've never actually done that, cuz I've never been to NY*sob* but I would so do that!). You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get(I have all the books and the movie!). You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy(and why she wants to ruin Percabeth). Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.(Haven't found him yet, but hopefully soon!) When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.(wish I could) You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks When someone gets married, you say, "I hope you shall not anger Hera." You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear(Am I the only one who's noticed that almost every Taylor Swift song describes Percabeth perfectly? Also a few Carly Rae Jepsen songs?) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is.(Can I get a nemesis? No, well it's either that or Poseidon, I really like sea animals and getting revenge.) You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?" On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy.(Yep go tit all in my head.) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.(no not really, my friends think I'm too obsessed with PJO and Warriors, but I don't say anything about their obsessions with anything Maximum Ride(which I love too), Anime, or anything that involves magic. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.(I'm sorry, but that's a no:( Unless you count FF, than yes.) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. You are trying to learn Greek.(Wish I could) You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.(I don't think people would like it if I did that during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.) Funny: Put this in your profile if you love to laugh! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.(Learned that the hard way...just kidding) The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.(Ha Ha LOL!) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face(I laughed so hard when I read that!) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends, is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. When your are in jail,a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..." The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I DONT obsess! I think intensly...and like all the time. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!). I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkieescalator=EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I-salad. It's okay,Pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. On a scale of 1 to crazy,I'm a penguin. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh? Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades(I died when I read that.) If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc. Tia and Tori INC/MKAlza11, crazylove27, Blazzer12 If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this. IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile(I did use to like Jacob, but then he started dating Taylor and at the time I loved Taylor's music. That pretty much ruined it for me.) Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3 or iPod. Weird (a.k.a us) teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If your a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile! Copy and paste this if you're sure you'd be the first to die in the Hunger Games. You've been caught for reading in class multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile(The Mark of Athena!). If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Bubble wrap amuses me. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well, copy this into your profile. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that fictional characters was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA! A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries 90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (the Hoverboard, Bungee Jacket and skintenna, Uglies; Jacob, Twilight; The Lightsaber, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars; EVERYTHING FROM TOKYO MEW MEW, Tokyo Mew Mew) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (once in Spanish lol) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Jace in the mortal insterments when he yelled at Clary in City of Glass) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you were ever reading a fanfic and had to do something and had to leave and when you came back you realize you forgot the stories name and can’t find it because the content was really good, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination and creativity, copy this into your profile. If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile. If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! (take no offense, miley. or fans. ;D) 95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!" (love this sentence!) If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile! Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. 95% of America would go nuts if the JoBro’s were about to jump off a building. 4% of America would be screaming, “Jump! Jump! Jump!” If you are the 1% that would climb up the building and push them off, copy&paste to profile! Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Missy789, HunterWildRocks, Ms Fantasy Freak Lolololololol. djrocks (she really does), Blazzer12. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.(MOG I have so many times!) If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.(Many times it entertains myself, while others call me weird mostly my friends but they say that about themselves and whenever someone says they're weird they take it as a compliment) If you think Justin Bieber is a girl trapped in a guy's body (or possibly the other way around), PLEASE do me a favor and copy & paste this into your profile You say Pink, I say Black. You say Pop, I say Rock. You say Justin Bieber(gag), I say Evanescence. You say Shakira, I say Paramore. You say Zac Efron, I say Chace Crawford. You say Valentine's day, I say Halloween. You say Claires, I say Fluffykin's Wonderland. You say guitar I say piano. You say drawing, I say writing. You Say The Hills, I say Ghost Whisperer. You say I'm a freak, I say, why thank you. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year(does the summer time count? And the prevouise school year?). I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, , mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, StephBear, DJrocks, Blazzer12, I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. This is a little strange but it's kinda funny. This is a text message conversation. Dad-Hey baby, the wife and kids are gone, I can't wait do love you all over your sweet body Daughter-DAAAAD?! Dad-Shit Daughter-A unicorn, $600,000,000,000, a trip to Narnia, an OFFICIAL letter to Hogwarts, my own water bed, a Hawaiian guy to do my chores, and make Dobby come back. Anyone get it? Also I got this off of facebook so... What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines Man: Where have you been all my life? Women: Any where you aren't. Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Women: Yes, that's why I stopped going there. Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Women: Do not enter. Man: What do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and so will this one if you sit in it. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together. Women: I'd put 'f' and 'u' together. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Hey, babe Women:" me no speaky englesh" then turn around back to your friend and say Women: "So as I was saying" Man:Do you have a map because i just got lost in your eyes Women: Do you have a barf bag because I just looked into yours Skiddliebop, those list of things to do, we need to do those sometime soon, it would be funny. Also we need to write at least one fanfiction together sometime. You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS! I am proud to) You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for? I agree) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah! Its hard though..) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (most of the time, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.) Everything reminds you of the book. (yes) You quote random lines all the time. (yes) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes in fact i just lost a tooth because of that...) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YES! and I have a bunch in my computer desktop) You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books. My mom was surprised and amused when I forgot to bring my book (Percy Jackson) to read it to my friends, so I just said it by memory) You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than twenty.) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Hell yeah) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Gods yes!) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no not yet antway) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes) Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors). I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with magic, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things Twilight Oath HUMAN GUY VS. EDWARD CULLEN A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car. | |||||||
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