Hello everyone. Here's a quick introduction of myself.

Name: I'm not telling you

Gender: Male

Birthday: Someday

Location: Somewhere

Age: A lady never tells her age, but I'm a guy. I'm still not telling you.

Likes: I like some stuff, including anime.

Dislikes: I dislike other stuff, including when my favorite characters die, even if they're antagonists. That, and named characters that are introduced just for the sake of being killed off.

YouTube Channel: OniTenshi

Twitter: @OniTenshi500

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The Top Fifteen Things I Would Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord

1. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.
2. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
3. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
4. If I build a bomb, I will simply remember which wire to cut if it has to be deactivated and make every wire red.
5. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.
6. If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.
7. All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.
8. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
9. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
10. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through
11. I will exchange the labels on my folder of top-secret plans and my folder of family recipes. Imagine the hero's surprise when he decodes the stolen plans and finds instructions for Grandma's Potato Salad.
12. If a scientist with a beautiful and unmarried daughter refuses to work for me, I will not hold her hostage. Instead, I will offer to pay for her future wedding and her children's college tuition.
13. My force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate.
14. The passageways to and within my domain will be well-lit with fluorescent lighting. Regrettably, the spooky atmosphere will be lost, but my security patrols will be more effective.
15. My doomsday machine will have a highly-advanced technological device called a capacitor in case someone inconveniently pulls the plug at the last second. (If I have access to REALLY advanced technology, I will include a back-up device known as a battery.)

My Top Thirteen Favorite Anime/Manga/Video Game Characters (No Specific Order): (not for kids means that kids should NOT be reading/watching this...obviously)

1. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

2. Mittelt (High School DxD) - not for kids

3. Protagonist (Persona 3) - not for kids(?)

4. Garie Tuman (Symphogear) - not for kids(?)

5. Alice Fuji (Arachnid) - not for kids

6. Flower Mantis (Caterpillar) - not for kids

7. Rimuru Tempest (TenSura)

8. Lucy/Lucifer (Monster Strike)

9. Azuma Shinonome (Sekai Oni) - not for kids

10. Desco (Disgaea)

11. Jack the Ripper (Fate/Apocrypha)

12. Hibiki Tachibana (Symphogear) - not for kids(?)

13. CZ2128 Delta (Overlord) - not for kids

Cheshire Devil Images:

Michiko- https:///file/d/0B4VHQ1XwLCtAYktWVFR2ZlRabHI0QXQ3U21OMmkySEdhN2kw/view?usp=sharing

Trademark smile in Sekaioni (also on story's cover image)- https:///file/d/0B4VHQ1XwLCtARFdULWdodmpQeTA/view?usp=sharing

Azuma's appearance (even though it's a little inaccurate)- https:///file/d/0B4VHQ1XwLCtAZFZ5bVMzLV93em8/view

Azuma's fight with a World Devil- https:///file/d/0B4VHQ1XwLCtATHg3NDNsU1dNM3c/view?usp=sharing